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2012-11-21 08:46:30 AM  
Not in New Jersey or Oregon.
 
2012-11-21 08:52:19 AM  
He's on the run from Stericycle. Bapp will have his revenge from beyond the grave.
 
2012-11-21 09:12:34 AM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


Which are BOTH BLUE STATES...oh my god this conspiracy has conspiracies within conspiracies
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-21 09:38:04 AM  
Wake me when he learns to ride the subway.

Even better, make him ride the subway and have MBTA police strip search him. By agency policy public transportation users are subject to search.  It's a shame to waste that power on the middle class.
 
2012-11-21 09:39:42 AM  
Man, he looks like he's gotta get that damn SUV filled and back home before the wife returns from her horseback ride and finds out.
 
2012-11-21 09:45:40 AM  
And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol
 
2012-11-21 09:54:51 AM  

coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol


Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now
 
2012-11-21 10:05:31 AM  
Christ, Romney looks like shiat.
 
2012-11-21 10:25:01 AM  
If only the twilight info came out before the election he would have lost by 20pts
 
2012-11-21 10:39:57 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.
 
2012-11-21 10:44:43 AM  

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now

The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.


I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.
 
2012-11-21 10:48:26 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


Personally, I would never want to run for anything...even as low as an HOA president,let alone POTUS. It has got to be exhausting.
 
2012-11-21 10:52:22 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


You KNOW he's dipping into the chocolate milk late at night. He needs an intervention.
 
2012-11-21 11:20:45 AM  
pbs.twimg.com

I am currently experiencing fun!
 
2012-11-21 11:22:22 AM  
I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.
 
2012-11-21 11:23:43 AM  
Up next on TLC, The Real Romney's of Utah or Massachusetts or California or wherever the fark they're from.
 
2012-11-21 11:25:43 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


His wife probably dragged him there.
 
2012-11-21 11:29:48 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now

 

Link
 
2012-11-21 11:30:13 AM  
Looks like they laid off the help, that is one wrinkly ass shirt.

l.yimg.com

\ass-shirt?
 
2012-11-21 11:30:43 AM  

Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.


The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.
 
2012-11-21 11:31:17 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


He went to prep school, BYU and Harvard; he probably reads at about 7th-grade level.
 
2012-11-21 11:31:50 AM  
Who said it, Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns? "You there. Revulcanize my tires and fill it with petroleum distillate, posthaste!"
 
2012-11-21 11:32:00 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.


Yeah, I feel bad for him too. It must be tough to be rich beyond the dreams of avarice and be able to choose to run for president in the same way other people choose to sign up for a WoW subscription or go to dollar beer night.

I'll feel bad for him when his square damned head is bouncing into the guillotine basket and not a minute before.
 
2012-11-21 11:33:26 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


good, he deserves it.
 
2012-11-21 11:34:17 AM  
But can he pump his wife's ass?
 
2012-11-21 11:35:15 AM  
They took disposable plastic cups to/during a workout? Seriously, these people are aliens, with only a rudimentary understanding of our ways.
 
2012-11-21 11:35:28 AM  
If he goes off the deep end, shaves his head, and goes after the paparazzi with an umbrella then I'll take note. Otherwise these articles are getting really old for me.
 
2012-11-21 11:35:52 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.


If you have a demon baby in your belly that will kill you. You don't get an abortion. You let your demon husband perform an emergency c section. Then when your ex comes to see you and falls madly in love with your demon baby, he will have to wait until it turns 14 to marry and fark it.

Clearly Mormon values.
 
2012-11-21 11:37:30 AM  

Diogenes: Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


now i know you're pulling out leg.
 
2012-11-21 11:39:37 AM  

LarryDan43: Up next on TLC, The Real Romney's of Utah or Massachusetts or California or wherever the fark they're from.


Despite his claims that Massachusetts is "his state", I can assure you, he is not from here, nor will he ever have the honorary title of "MAsshole" bestowed upon him. He lost this state badly on November 6th.

Unfortunately, we're not allowed to run him and his kin out of town on a rail like we did in the old days or lock him in the pillory like our Puritan founders.
 
2012-11-21 11:42:03 AM  

Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.


There is a whole shiat ton of LDS mythos in the twilight series. A couple of people have done writeups on it.
 
2012-11-21 11:42:17 AM  
Romney's looking like a guy who recently discovered that his religion's prophecy regarding the presidency might just be bullshiat, or at least precludes him.

It couldn't have happened to a more deluded asshole.
 
2012-11-21 11:43:27 AM  

LarryDan43: Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you have a demon baby in your belly that will kill you. You don't get an abortion. You let your demon husband perform an emergency c section. Then when your ex comes to see you and falls madly in love with your demon baby, he will have to wait until it turns 14 to marry and fark it.

Clearly Mormon values.


An under-aged girl forced to marry a much older man? Crap. The entire series really is an allegory for the Mormon religion!
 
2012-11-21 11:43:51 AM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


That's because we require trained professionals to pump our gas.

/and gas pump handles are filthier than toilet seats at self-serve stations. 
 
2012-11-21 11:44:12 AM  
Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.
 
2012-11-21 11:46:04 AM  
If I didn't know better, I'd say he'd gone on a bender. Probably just a problem with his self-maintenance scheduled task. Someone needs to check his cron logs.
 
2012-11-21 11:49:00 AM  

Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.


Sure, you say that now but just wait until Bain Capital buys out your employer...
 
2012-11-21 11:49:37 AM  

Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.


Maybe you shouldn't click the links for things that don't interest you.
 
2012-11-21 11:50:36 AM  

Snarfangel: nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.

That's because we require trained professionals to pump our gas.

/and gas pump handles are filthier than toilet seats at self-serve stations.



I did notice the how clean everything was until some guy rushed up and told me to get back into my car.
 
2012-11-21 11:51:36 AM  
i48.photobucket.com

Surprised we haven't heard much from her lately.
 
2012-11-21 11:52:09 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


Are you telling me the foundation of LDS isn't stories of powerful beings from another planet?

/there might be some teen romance in there too.
//looking at you Brigham
///actually the wives list in Wikipedia indicates him having more of a taste for MILFs (and beyond)
 
2012-11-21 11:54:34 AM  

Monkeyhouse Zendo: If I didn't know better, I'd say he'd gone on a bender. Probably just a problem with his self-maintenance scheduled task. Someone needs to check his cron logs.


A diet coke bender maybe
 
2012-11-21 11:58:04 AM  
Rmoney went out like a punk.
 
2012-11-21 11:58:10 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.

Maybe you shouldn't click the links for things that don't interest you.


Romney doesn't interest me but people's obsession with him does.
 
2012-11-21 11:58:58 AM  
He can also stop pretending to be Joe Average and go back to using drivers and limos. Pumping gas is for poor people
 
2012-11-21 11:59:18 AM  

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.

Sure, you say that now but just wait until Bain Capital buys out your employer...


As a government employee I'm pretty glad he won't be president of our 'company'.
 
2012-11-21 12:03:08 PM  

Jackson Herring: Monkeyhouse Zendo: If I didn't know better, I'd say he'd gone on a bender. Probably just a problem with his self-maintenance scheduled task. Someone needs to check his cron logs.

A diet coke bender maybe


Why would he go the religiously proscribed caffeine, when 'Morman Tea" is ephedra? (Ephedra funerea)

Just a hop skip and a jump away from meth.

/isn't it nice to have a President you can have a beer or a cup of coffee with?
 
2012-11-21 12:06:02 PM  
And do you know who else liked pumping gas?
i1125.photobucket.com
That's right: Cholo Hitler.

/You can't get Godwinned without win.
 
2012-11-21 12:12:21 PM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


I just moved from Oregon to Washington. It's amazing how fast attitudes can change - when I moved, I was irritated that I'd need to get out of my car and deal with it in the rain (I hate to sound arrogant, but it's not my job and I don't mind paying someone else to do it!). Last weekend I went back to Eugene for a bit, and discovered that I was now irritated - because I have to wait for them to get to me, I can't just pump it myself.
 
2012-11-21 12:15:42 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


Something tells me the looted $200 mil parked offshore has quite the healing effect.

/won't someone think of the plutocrats?
 
2012-11-21 12:17:21 PM  

dustman81: Who said it, Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns? "You there. Revulcanize my tires and fill it with petroleum distillate, posthaste!"


A little too cerebral for Romney.
 
2012-11-21 12:22:50 PM  

MacWizard: dustman81: Who said it, Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns? "You there. Revulcanize my tires and fill it with petroleum distillate, posthaste!"

A little too cerebral for Romney.


"Tire bad. Also, me need car juice."
 
2012-11-21 12:23:39 PM  
gee.

lather, rinse, REPEAT
 
2012-11-21 12:24:53 PM  
If Mitt is really trying to get back to private life, motherfarker needs to try harder. He's still dropping morsels drenched in F*ck You sauce. Those comments about Obama's "gifts" only got disseminated because he let in members of the press to that particular conference call.
 
2012-11-21 12:25:54 PM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


Took a trip from MT to OR...having somebody else put gas in my car just felt...wrong.
Like I was disabled or something and unable to do it myself.

Yeah, I know it's THE LAW...still felt uncomfortable.
 
2012-11-21 12:27:13 PM  
Overnight, a person identified only as "mkb95" posted on Reddit a photo of Romney pumping gas into a vehicle.

This sounds like something Romney would have said. "Hello. I am pumping gas into a vehicle. I will be a motorist again soon."
 
2012-11-21 12:31:20 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.


If you do cave and read it, don't expect literature.
More like marshmallow fluff...sweet, gooey, no nutritional redeeming qualities...but whatthehell, it's kinda tasty.
 
2012-11-21 12:32:46 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: [i48.photobucket.com image 224x191]

Surprised we haven't heard much from her lately.


You didn't see Palin, any or the Bushes (well none of the ones that were President, who knows there are like 20 of them ) at the Republican Convention. I think their host governor Rick Scott might have shown up at the last minute. Republicans are ashamed of each other.
 
2012-11-21 12:34:16 PM  

Maud Dib: Looks like they laid off the help, that is one wrinkly ass shirt.

[l.yimg.com image 310x466]


Damn. He looks like he was the one strapped to the roof this time.
 
2012-11-21 12:36:20 PM  
FTA:

"...near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif"

Romney's "vacation home" This the place Romney will bulldoze the current $12,000,000.00 ($12 MILLION) 3,000-square-foot home and build one that is 11,000 square feet (approximately $35 Million). This is the one with the car elevator

www.mediaite.com


/what was his driver doing, buying him Ding Dongs in the convenience store?
 
2012-11-21 12:41:10 PM  

Mugato: rufus-t-firefly: [i48.photobucket.com image 224x191]

Surprised we haven't heard much from her lately.

You didn't see Palin, any or the Bushes (well none of the ones that were President, who knows there are like 20 of them ) at the Republican Convention. I think their host governor Rick Scott might have shown up at the last minute. Republicans are ashamed of each other.


It will be great. In a wonderful contrast, both Barack Obama and Bill Clinton will be speaking at the Democratic Convention.
 
2012-11-21 12:41:28 PM  

Satyagraha: approximately $35 Million


Good. I'm glad when people pump money into the economy.
 
2012-11-21 12:47:30 PM  
Romney pumps gas with his bare hands? I have gas pumping gloves. Can you top that, Mitty?
 
2012-11-21 12:49:15 PM  

qorkfiend: Mugato: rufus-t-firefly: [i48.photobucket.com image 224x191]

Surprised we haven't heard much from her lately.

You didn't see Palin, any or the Bushes (well none of the ones that were President, who knows there are like 20 of them ) at the Republican Convention. I think their host governor Rick Scott might have shown up at the last minute. Republicans are ashamed of each other.

It will be great. In a wonderful contrast, both Barack Obama and Bill Clinton will be speaking at the Democratic Convention.


Hell, even Jimmy Carter - a punching bag for Republicans if there ever was one - had a televised appearance at the last DNC. In an even more delicious bit of Schadenfreude, Carter's grandson was the one that coordinated the release of Romney's 47% video. Talk about payback.

Though, to be fair, George H.W. Bush is widely considered a RINO through no fault of his own. He refuses to suck Grover Norquist dick among other things, and it's cost him standing within his party.
 
2012-11-21 12:49:35 PM  

syzygy whizz: Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you do cave and read it, don't expect literature.
More like marshmallow fluff...sweet, gooey, no nutritional redeeming qualities...but whatthehell, it's kinda tasty.


I heard that it was intentionally empty and featureless so all the emo tweens reading it could imagine themselves in the story with out any things like details contradicting those imaginings.
 
2012-11-21 01:02:52 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you do cave and read it, don't expect literature.
More like marshmallow fluff...sweet, gooey, no nutritional redeeming qualities...but whatthehell, it's kinda tasty.

I heard that it was intentionally empty and featureless so all the emo tweens reading it could imagine themselves in the story with out any things like details contradicting those imaginings.


So Bella was intentionally a blank slate so all the tweens and bored housewives could insert themselves into the character? And here I thought it was just poor writing.
 
2012-11-21 01:03:39 PM  
Just out of bored curiosity, does anyone know when a defeated presidential candidate loses his Secret Service protection? I mean, do they pack up as the deciding EV rolls in? Do they wave goodbye as he finishes his concession speech? Or does he just suddenly peer around at the empty room at some point and go, "Guys? Hello?"
 
2012-11-21 01:04:27 PM  

syzygy whizz: nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.

Took a trip from MT to OR...having somebody else put gas in my car just felt...wrong.
Like I was disabled or something and unable to do it myself.

Yeah, I know it's THE LAW...still felt uncomfortable.


Most stations will not allow them to pump gas in your motorcycle, however. Which is nice, because I don't want them spilling gas all over my bike.
 
2012-11-21 01:07:31 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.


I understand. You're being empathic and humane and all. But you should never allow yourself to feel sorry for someone who makes the conscious decision to act like an idiot in public.
 
2012-11-21 01:12:23 PM  

Maud Dib: Looks like they laid off the help, that is one wrinkly ass shirt.

[l.yimg.com image 310x466]

\ass-shirt?


I wonder how long he'd been driving. It's difficult to keep your shirt well-pressed after just an hour in the car.

/stupid seatbelts
 
2012-11-21 01:12:48 PM  

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you do cave and read it, don't expect literature.
More like marshmallow fluff...sweet, gooey, no nutritional redeeming qualities...but whatthehell, it's kinda tasty.

I heard that it was intentionally empty and featureless so all the emo tweens reading it could imagine themselves in the story with out any things like details contradicting those imaginings.

So Bella was intentionally a blank slate so all the tweens and bored housewives could insert themselves into the character? And here I thought it was just poor writing.


That's what I've heard. By giving her no hobbies, interests, characteristics, personality, charisma, hopes or dreams just about anyone who wants to read that crap for the purposes of escapism can implant themselves as the main character.
 
2012-11-21 01:16:53 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you do cave and read it, don't expect literature.
More like marshmallow fluff...sweet, gooey, no nutritional redeeming qualities...but whatthehell, it's kinda tasty.

I heard that it was intentionally empty and featureless so all the emo tweens reading it could imagine themselves in the story with out any things like details contradicting those imaginings.

So Bella was intentionally a blank slate so all the tweens and bored housewives could insert themselves into the character? And here I thought it was just poor writing.

That's what I've heard. By giving her no hobbies, interests, characteristics, personality, charisma, hopes or dreams just about anyone who wants to read that crap for the purposes of escapism can implant themselves as the main character.


So it's genius writing then. I was wrong all along.
 
2012-11-21 01:27:03 PM  

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you do cave and read it, don't expect literature.
More like marshmallow fluff...sweet, gooey, no nutritional redeeming qualities...but whatthehell, it's kinda tasty.

I heard that it was intentionally empty and featureless so all the emo tweens reading it could imagine themselves in the story with out any things like details contradicting those imaginings.

So Bella was intentionally a blank slate so all the tweens and bored housewives could insert themselves into the character? And here I thought it was just poor writing.

That's what I've heard. By giving her no hobbies, interests, characteristics, personality, charisma, hopes or dreams just about anyone who wants to read that crap for the purposes of escapism can implant themselves as the main character.

So it's genius writing then. I was wrong all along.

ಠ_ಠ
 
2012-11-21 01:36:30 PM  

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now

The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.

I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.


Ah, well that explains my reaction of "wow, these are the most socially awkward characters I've encountered since Orson Scott Card's novels."
 
2012-11-21 01:37:22 PM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


============

I live in Jersey, and I always pump my own gas..........only a couple of times has some patriot tried to stop me.

BTW, opinion surveys done over the years of Jersey drivers consistently show that they don't want self service.
 
2012-11-21 01:39:23 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.

Yeah, I feel bad for him too. It must be tough to be rich beyond the dreams of avarice and be able to choose to run for president in the same way other people choose to sign up for a WoW subscription or go to dollar beer night.

I'll feel bad for him when his square damned head is bouncing into the guillotine basket and not a minute before.


awesome.
 
2012-11-21 01:47:23 PM  
that's a real detroity lookin' car Mitt
 
2012-11-21 01:48:31 PM  

Fissile: I live in Jersey, and I always pump my own gas


I thought Jersey was full-service only?
 
2012-11-21 02:00:16 PM  

mainstreet62: Fissile: I live in Jersey, and I always pump my own gas

I thought Jersey was full-service only?


Maybe he works at a gas station.
 
2012-11-21 02:08:23 PM  
I miss all the Fark Con trolls like WombatControl who would defend this guy to no end.

Hopefully they have passed out from shame.
 
2012-11-21 02:32:27 PM  

mksmith: YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.

I understand. You're being empathic and humane and all. But you should never allow yourself to feel sorry for someone who makes the conscious decision to act like an idiot in public.


As I said. He is the Grandmother in 'A Good Man is Hard to Find'. He'd be humble if he had someone holding a gun to his head every minute of the day.

So, no, I've no empathy for him. He needs to be humbled and humiliated.
 
2012-11-21 02:35:45 PM  

NateGrey: I miss all the Fark Con trolls like WombatControl who would defend this guy to no end.

Hopefully they have passed out from shame.


I wholeheartedly defend Mitt's right to pump gas.
 
2012-11-21 03:17:38 PM  

NateGrey: I miss


I don't.
 
2012-11-21 03:18:52 PM  

LarryDan43: Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you have a demon baby in your belly that will kill you. You don't get an abortion. You let your demon husband perform an emergency c section. Then when your ex comes to see you and falls madly in love with your demon baby, he will have to wait until it turns 14 to marry and fark it.

Clearly Mormon values.


Wait, are you saying that those aren't Mormon values?
 
2012-11-21 03:41:18 PM  
This pic was taken in Del Mar? Hmm, probably the Flower Hill Mall Theater then. I think there's an elevated view from the hills around there to shoot ...*ahem* pictures from.
 
2012-11-21 03:43:38 PM  
So he drives an Audi Q7? Nice to see he buys American.

/Sarcasm
//According to a Google search, the Q7 is built in Bratislava Slovakia.
 
2012-11-21 07:57:28 PM  

ILoveBurritos: This pic was taken in Del Mar? Hmm, probably the Flower Hill Mall Theater then. I think there's an elevated view from the hills around there to shoot ...*ahem* pictures from.


I'd put money ($10,000 !?!?!?) that he saw Twilight at Cinepolis. You think a Romney would be caught dead in an Ultra Star? Ha!

Also, per the article... the gas station is in La Jolla, not Del mar. The Chevron on La Jolla Blvd and Pearl.
 
2012-11-21 08:51:34 PM  

The Skeptical Chemist: ILoveBurritos: This pic was taken in Del Mar? Hmm, probably the Flower Hill Mall Theater then. I think there's an elevated view from the hills around there to shoot ...*ahem* pictures from.

I'd put money ($10,000 !?!?!?) that he saw Twilight at Cinepolis. You think a Romney would be caught dead in an Ultra Star? Ha!

Also, per the article... the gas station is in La Jolla, not Del mar. The Chevron on La Jolla Blvd and Pearl.


I admit you're probably right on the theater, but there's no correlation between theater choice and refueling destination. Besides he probably frequents the same theater more often than the same gas station.

/I'm going all derpy bantering over a stupid joke anyway
 
2012-11-21 10:24:37 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.


never has a politician lived that deserves your sympathy or empathy. their lot are the lowest of the low, the are truly horrible. i would rather keep company with used car salesmen, hookers, junkies, ladyboys, alcoholics, run-aways, tax dodgers, Nazis and recidivists.
 
2012-11-22 12:31:50 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

ABOUT MITT?
 
2012-11-22 08:22:24 AM  
Oh come on, Media. The schadenfreude was fun for a week, but now it's like you're chasing Romney down and cutting his hair.

It's time to start ignoring Mitt and let him have the political irrelevance he's worked so hard to desserve.
 
2012-11-22 12:11:31 PM  
FTFA:
Ann Romney especially likes their West Coast home, near horses she rides as part of her therapy for multiple sclerosis.

Ahhhh gee, that must be nice.

/elitist farks
 
2012-11-22 12:44:31 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x529]

I am currently experiencing fun!


Who's the Mexican du-- oh.
 
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