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(Boston.com)   Romney may have lost the election, but at least he can pump his own gas without the Secret Service trying to stop him   (boston.com) divider line 93
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2012-11-21 08:46:30 AM  
Not in New Jersey or Oregon.
 
2012-11-21 08:52:19 AM  
He's on the run from Stericycle. Bapp will have his revenge from beyond the grave.
 
2012-11-21 09:12:34 AM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


Which are BOTH BLUE STATES...oh my god this conspiracy has conspiracies within conspiracies
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-21 09:38:04 AM  
Wake me when he learns to ride the subway.

Even better, make him ride the subway and have MBTA police strip search him. By agency policy public transportation users are subject to search.  It's a shame to waste that power on the middle class.
 
2012-11-21 09:39:42 AM  
Man, he looks like he's gotta get that damn SUV filled and back home before the wife returns from her horseback ride and finds out.
 
2012-11-21 09:45:40 AM  
And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol
 
2012-11-21 09:54:51 AM  

coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol


Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now
 
2012-11-21 10:05:31 AM  
Christ, Romney looks like shiat.
 
2012-11-21 10:25:01 AM  
If only the twilight info came out before the election he would have lost by 20pts
 
2012-11-21 10:39:57 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.
 
2012-11-21 10:44:43 AM  

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now

The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.


I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.
 
2012-11-21 10:48:26 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


Personally, I would never want to run for anything...even as low as an HOA president,let alone POTUS. It has got to be exhausting.
 
2012-11-21 10:52:22 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


You KNOW he's dipping into the chocolate milk late at night. He needs an intervention.
 
2012-11-21 11:20:45 AM  
pbs.twimg.com

I am currently experiencing fun!
 
2012-11-21 11:22:22 AM  
I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.
 
2012-11-21 11:23:43 AM  
Up next on TLC, The Real Romney's of Utah or Massachusetts or California or wherever the fark they're from.
 
2012-11-21 11:25:43 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


His wife probably dragged him there.
 
2012-11-21 11:29:48 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now

 

Link
 
2012-11-21 11:30:13 AM  
Looks like they laid off the help, that is one wrinkly ass shirt.

l.yimg.com

\ass-shirt?
 
2012-11-21 11:30:43 AM  

Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.


The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.
 
2012-11-21 11:31:17 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


He went to prep school, BYU and Harvard; he probably reads at about 7th-grade level.
 
2012-11-21 11:31:50 AM  
Who said it, Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns? "You there. Revulcanize my tires and fill it with petroleum distillate, posthaste!"
 
2012-11-21 11:32:00 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.


Yeah, I feel bad for him too. It must be tough to be rich beyond the dreams of avarice and be able to choose to run for president in the same way other people choose to sign up for a WoW subscription or go to dollar beer night.

I'll feel bad for him when his square damned head is bouncing into the guillotine basket and not a minute before.
 
2012-11-21 11:33:26 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


good, he deserves it.
 
2012-11-21 11:34:17 AM  
But can he pump his wife's ass?
 
2012-11-21 11:35:15 AM  
They took disposable plastic cups to/during a workout? Seriously, these people are aliens, with only a rudimentary understanding of our ways.
 
2012-11-21 11:35:28 AM  
If he goes off the deep end, shaves his head, and goes after the paparazzi with an umbrella then I'll take note. Otherwise these articles are getting really old for me.
 
2012-11-21 11:35:52 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.


If you have a demon baby in your belly that will kill you. You don't get an abortion. You let your demon husband perform an emergency c section. Then when your ex comes to see you and falls madly in love with your demon baby, he will have to wait until it turns 14 to marry and fark it.

Clearly Mormon values.
 
2012-11-21 11:37:30 AM  

Diogenes: Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


now i know you're pulling out leg.
 
2012-11-21 11:39:37 AM  

LarryDan43: Up next on TLC, The Real Romney's of Utah or Massachusetts or California or wherever the fark they're from.


Despite his claims that Massachusetts is "his state", I can assure you, he is not from here, nor will he ever have the honorary title of "MAsshole" bestowed upon him. He lost this state badly on November 6th.

Unfortunately, we're not allowed to run him and his kin out of town on a rail like we did in the old days or lock him in the pillory like our Puritan founders.
 
2012-11-21 11:42:03 AM  

Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.


There is a whole shiat ton of LDS mythos in the twilight series. A couple of people have done writeups on it.
 
2012-11-21 11:42:17 AM  
Romney's looking like a guy who recently discovered that his religion's prophecy regarding the presidency might just be bullshiat, or at least precludes him.

It couldn't have happened to a more deluded asshole.
 
2012-11-21 11:43:27 AM  

LarryDan43: Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you have a demon baby in your belly that will kill you. You don't get an abortion. You let your demon husband perform an emergency c section. Then when your ex comes to see you and falls madly in love with your demon baby, he will have to wait until it turns 14 to marry and fark it.

Clearly Mormon values.


An under-aged girl forced to marry a much older man? Crap. The entire series really is an allegory for the Mormon religion!
 
2012-11-21 11:43:51 AM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


That's because we require trained professionals to pump our gas.

/and gas pump handles are filthier than toilet seats at self-serve stations. 
 
2012-11-21 11:44:12 AM  
Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.
 
2012-11-21 11:46:04 AM  
If I didn't know better, I'd say he'd gone on a bender. Probably just a problem with his self-maintenance scheduled task. Someone needs to check his cron logs.
 
2012-11-21 11:49:00 AM  

Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.


Sure, you say that now but just wait until Bain Capital buys out your employer...
 
2012-11-21 11:49:37 AM  

Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.


Maybe you shouldn't click the links for things that don't interest you.
 
2012-11-21 11:50:36 AM  

Snarfangel: nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.

That's because we require trained professionals to pump our gas.

/and gas pump handles are filthier than toilet seats at self-serve stations.



I did notice the how clean everything was until some guy rushed up and told me to get back into my car.
 
2012-11-21 11:51:36 AM  
i48.photobucket.com

Surprised we haven't heard much from her lately.
 
2012-11-21 11:52:09 AM  

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


Are you telling me the foundation of LDS isn't stories of powerful beings from another planet?

/there might be some teen romance in there too.
//looking at you Brigham
///actually the wives list in Wikipedia indicates him having more of a taste for MILFs (and beyond)
 
2012-11-21 11:54:34 AM  

Monkeyhouse Zendo: If I didn't know better, I'd say he'd gone on a bender. Probably just a problem with his self-maintenance scheduled task. Someone needs to check his cron logs.


A diet coke bender maybe
 
2012-11-21 11:58:04 AM  
Rmoney went out like a punk.
 
2012-11-21 11:58:10 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.

Maybe you shouldn't click the links for things that don't interest you.


Romney doesn't interest me but people's obsession with him does.
 
2012-11-21 11:58:58 AM  
He can also stop pretending to be Joe Average and go back to using drivers and limos. Pumping gas is for poor people
 
2012-11-21 11:59:18 AM  

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.

Sure, you say that now but just wait until Bain Capital buys out your employer...


As a government employee I'm pretty glad he won't be president of our 'company'.
 
2012-11-21 12:03:08 PM  

Jackson Herring: Monkeyhouse Zendo: If I didn't know better, I'd say he'd gone on a bender. Probably just a problem with his self-maintenance scheduled task. Someone needs to check his cron logs.

A diet coke bender maybe


Why would he go the religiously proscribed caffeine, when 'Morman Tea" is ephedra? (Ephedra funerea)

Just a hop skip and a jump away from meth.

/isn't it nice to have a President you can have a beer or a cup of coffee with?
 
2012-11-21 12:06:02 PM  
And do you know who else liked pumping gas?
i1125.photobucket.com
That's right: Cholo Hitler.

/You can't get Godwinned without win.
 
2012-11-21 12:12:21 PM  

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


I just moved from Oregon to Washington. It's amazing how fast attitudes can change - when I moved, I was irritated that I'd need to get out of my car and deal with it in the rain (I hate to sound arrogant, but it's not my job and I don't mind paying someone else to do it!). Last weekend I went back to Eugene for a bit, and discovered that I was now irritated - because I have to wait for them to get to me, I can't just pump it myself.
 
2012-11-21 12:15:42 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


Something tells me the looted $200 mil parked offshore has quite the healing effect.

/won't someone think of the plutocrats?
 
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