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(Daily Mail)   This is your captain speaking. Is there anyone on board who knows how to land a jumbo jet? Fark: Actually, yes, there is   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2012-11-21 09:00:36 AM
6 votes:
www.presseurop.eu
2012-11-21 10:45:07 AM
2 votes:
You know what would work really well in this thread? A reference to that classic comedy "Airplane!". I wonder if anyone will post such a reference...
2012-11-21 10:41:48 AM
2 votes:
kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com

/wow i can't believe I'm the first.
2012-11-21 10:16:38 AM
2 votes:
stanfordclark.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-21 10:08:10 AM
2 votes:
Surely you can't be serious
2012-11-21 10:00:10 AM
2 votes:
I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
2012-11-21 09:35:55 AM
2 votes:
Over Macho Grande?
2012-11-21 09:19:23 AM
2 votes:
Unfortunately he had fish for dinner
2012-11-21 11:18:32 AM
1 votes:
Airplane thread - Hooray!

"They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."
2012-11-21 11:16:05 AM
1 votes:
I've landed many a jumbo jet on Microsoft's Flight Simulator. If I was a passenger in such a situation I would readily volunteer my services. Same in a medical emergency. I've done a few transplants in Operation.
2012-11-21 11:15:42 AM
1 votes:

BigNumber12: SurfaceTension: Mentat: Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

It's an entirely different kind of flying

It's an entirely different kind of flying.


lh3.googleusercontent.com

/this should be the new Airplane meme
2012-11-21 11:15:13 AM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Thank God! It's Karen Black! [silence]...

She landed a busted plane in "Airport '75"? [more silence]...

It was a movie, in the '70s. [even more silence]...

Ah, you damn kids with your music.
2012-11-21 11:04:16 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
Maybe he can fly the plane.
2012-11-21 10:55:01 AM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: [kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com image 427x240]

/wow i can't believe I'm the first.


kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com

// wow i can't believe I'm the first.
2012-11-21 10:53:06 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "...the heroic stranger stepped in to help the captain safely land the plane..."

Is this really heroic? "Heroic off-duty bus driver takes over after regular driver complains of a headache".
2012-11-21 10:51:29 AM
1 votes:

WelldeadLink: Smoke 'n' Pancake: OK, so the pilot disappeared....but......

Monster on the wing got him.


1.bp.blogspot.com
WRONG!
2012-11-21 10:49:30 AM
1 votes:
The fog is getting thicker!

And Leon is getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrger!
2012-11-21 10:48:57 AM
1 votes:

Fabric_Man: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. The entire flight crew is just fine, but is there anyone on board who speaks Jive?"


On it!

www.avitable.com
2012-11-21 10:48:02 AM
1 votes:

Smoke 'n' Pancake: OK, so the pilot disappeared....but......


Monster on the wing got him.
2012-11-21 10:47:14 AM
1 votes:

Kryler: Mentat: Over Macho Grande?

I don't think I will ever get over Macho Grande.


Then you're not high enough.
2012-11-21 10:47:14 AM
1 votes:

flaminio: You know what would work really well in this thread? A reference to that classic comedy "Airplane!". I wonder if anyone will post such a reference...


Surely you can't be serious! Airplane references always work.
2012-11-21 10:46:40 AM
1 votes:
OK, so the pilot disappeared....but......
www.dreamagic.com
2012-11-21 10:46:23 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.


It's an entirely different kind of flying
2012-11-21 10:45:56 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: Over Macho Grande?


I don't think I will ever get over Macho Grande.
2012-11-21 10:44:28 AM
1 votes:
concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
2012-11-21 10:41:00 AM
1 votes:
It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
2012-11-21 10:39:19 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of flying.

And I'll never get over Macho Grande!
2012-11-21 10:21:38 AM
1 votes:
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
 
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