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(Daily Mail)   This is your captain speaking. Is there anyone on board who knows how to land a jumbo jet? Fark: Actually, yes, there is   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2012-11-21 06:14:13 PM

not5am: Mentat: You're asking if Snakes on a Plane is obscure? On Fark?

65 comments in and i'm the only one that brought up this reference (which is closer than all the airplane! references) and at 99 comments no one else brought it up.


I missed the part in TFA that involved fat black men and/or snakes.

/including fat black snakes
 
2012-11-21 06:24:53 PM

dbirchall: I missed the part in TFA that involved fat black men and/or snakes.

/including fat black snakes


but... at the end... he's the one that... nevermind.
 
2012-11-21 06:26:15 PM

anotar: /first with the fish pic, how can this be?


Yes, yes, I remember. I had the lasagna.
 
2012-11-21 06:40:37 PM

buzzcut73: parkke0108: trappedspirit: Actually those things can pretty much land themselves

What I want to know is how they found out about the off-duty pilot. "Um hello, is anyone a pilot?"

What really sucks is that co-pilot just lost his medical and most likely his job.

If he was deadheading home on another airline or flying non-rev (which most airlines allow other airline employees to do if there is space) it would show up on the passenger manifest I would imagine. That's my best guess anyhow.

/Short CSB: I know a retired United 747 captain that flew home to Rochester NY from Denver via Memphis thanks to FedEx when his mother suddenly took ill and was about to die. He made it back in time.


That's what I thought too. No way they'd announce this over the intercom and scare 300 people. Try to get the guy who knows what he's doing help with the checklist and turn to the Purser or something in a worst case scenario.

/Still say they bought their tickets and knew what they were getting into
 
2012-11-21 06:54:26 PM
Friend worked for Lufthansa, said compny name stood for.
Let
Us Fu(k
The Hostages
As
No
Stewardesses
Attractive
 
2012-11-21 08:33:29 PM
What was the vector, Victor?

/most the good, relevant quotes have been used by this point in the thread
 
2012-11-22 01:04:20 AM

Moose23: I've landed many a jumbo jet on Microsoft's Flight Simulator. If I was a passenger in such a situation I would readily volunteer my services. Same in a medical emergency. I've done a few transplants in Operation.


your comments are now green. hello
 
2012-11-22 04:46:49 AM

ArkAngel:


They were also out of coffee?!!

OhMyGod!!!

/also, striker.
 
2012-11-23 12:53:30 AM
There was never any danger because they were flying on instruments.
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