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(Some Gearhead)   Looks like Danica got tired of finishing second   (thatsracinluckydog.blogspot.com) divider line 52
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2012-11-20 09:25:51 PM
Rumor has it she just got tired of everyone asking her "Is this your daddy?"
 
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2012-11-20 09:27:32 PM
she decided to start chewing up the grass on the infield.
 
2012-11-20 09:33:38 PM
OK, now THAT'S how you write a headline, people.

/+120
 
2012-11-20 09:39:47 PM
From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.
 
2012-11-20 09:41:32 PM

emonk: From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.


...colliding?

/repeatedly
 
2012-11-21 12:12:44 AM
I heard she got tired of getting slammed in the rear end
 
2012-11-21 12:14:15 AM
At least she finished.
 
2012-11-21 12:39:39 AM

Marcus Aurelius: emonk: From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.

...colliding?

/repeatedly


I've never seen Tony with anything but a stacked blonde, so no.

Yes, really, all the way back to his USAC days.
 
2012-11-21 12:44:10 AM

MFAWG: Marcus Aurelius: emonk: From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.

...colliding?

/repeatedly

I've never seen Tony with anything but a stacked blonde, so no.

Yes, really, all the way back to his USAC days.


That, and Danica doesn't like short guys. And damn.. Smoke is SHORT
 
2012-11-21 12:51:51 AM

Shadow Blasko: MFAWG: Marcus Aurelius: emonk: From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.

...colliding?

/repeatedly

I've never seen Tony with anything but a stacked blonde, so no.

Yes, really, all the way back to his USAC days.

That, and Danica doesn't like short guys. And damn.. Smoke is SHORT


And round.

But lord, the guy can pull some world class tail. I used to have a couple of pics from Chili Bowl and whatnot.

Her marrying some chiropractor from Bellevue never made any damn sense anyway.
 
2012-11-21 12:52:11 AM
Paul Hospenthal says UPGRADE
 
2012-11-21 12:53:26 AM
The espn article on this had some fun comments.


She's leaving her husband for the Big 10.

This article really puts the "E!" in "ESPN"

17 years her senior? Go Daddy!
 
2012-11-21 02:23:12 AM
Cool, maybe she and Dale can hook up and make mediocre driver babies who cash in huge endorsement paychecks.
 
2012-11-21 02:37:12 AM
Great! Now I can tap her bumper.
 
2012-11-21 02:40:07 AM

themeaningoflifeisnot: Great! Now I can tap her bumper.


Rubbin' is racin'
 
2012-11-21 02:51:47 AM
www.examiner.com
www.fratfury.com
 
2012-11-21 02:52:19 AM
So... What you're saying is... I have a chance?

//don't tell mrs crotchgrabber.

Seriously. I've been waiting for this to hit fark all day. God damn silly. I got married stupidly in my 20s, I don't look down on celebs for short lived dumb marriages. shiat happens.

And, as race season is coming to a close with F1 Brazil, I'd like to give a thank you to all the race fan farkers out there. Wenches in Sin City, Non-intelligent monkeys, pit people named Ed, a Raiders fan in the valley (can't remember his fark handle, no pun) and all the rest of you.

A few silly season notes:
Indy is farked.
ALMS/Rolex is going to be a problem child with lots of drama next year (2 races at seca, biatches!)
Bernie is getting sued for being an asshole... again.
moar idol powerz!
 
2012-11-21 03:04:42 AM

vegaswench: Cool, maybe she and Dale can hook up and make mediocre driver babies who cash in huge endorsement paychecks.



static4.businessinsider.com
 
2012-11-21 05:13:35 AM
She's 30 right? That biological clock is kicking hard...
 
2012-11-21 07:18:56 AM
I'm just not that into her.

/dunno why, but find her more annoying than desirable
 
2012-11-21 07:32:00 AM
I don't know how he served that prison sentence as long as he did. I would have escaped from her long ago.
 
2012-11-21 07:33:46 AM
i know she was on Adam Carolla's podcast no mroe than 2-3 weeks ago.....come to think of it, in the greetings part of the interview, i somewhat recall Aceman saying something like "how's the husband?" and her giving a vague but telling "oh he's fine" in a tone that indicated "i don't farking care". i guess i could go back and recheck that, but....fark it.
 
2012-11-21 07:51:35 AM

emonk: From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.


Where there's Smoke, there's fire.
 
2012-11-21 07:59:09 AM

Shadow Blasko: MFAWG: Marcus Aurelius: emonk: From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.

...colliding?

/repeatedly

I've never seen Tony with anything but a stacked blonde, so no.

Yes, really, all the way back to his USAC days.

That, and Danica doesn't like short guys. And damn.. Smoke is SHORT


If she doesn't like short guys, that is the pot calling the kettle.
 
2012-11-21 08:06:09 AM
She realized her old man was an old man.
 
2012-11-21 08:06:37 AM
Not that hot.
 
2012-11-21 09:11:56 AM
Her knees need to be sharper
 
2012-11-21 09:33:16 AM
Mmmm body of a 8 year old boy and the face of a 70 year old woman... THATS HOT!
 
2012-11-21 09:34:26 AM
trading taint
 
2012-11-21 09:41:58 AM

Icetech3: Mmmm body of a 8 year old boy and the face of a 70 year old woman... THATS HOT!


Fap?
 
2012-11-21 09:56:28 AM
I'm into her. Hot women driving fast cars? Yep, I'm into her.
 
2012-11-21 09:57:12 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: She's 30 right? That biological clock is kicking hard...


If she got pregnant, would she have to stop racing? I imagine so. The gap between seasons is only three months.
 
2012-11-21 09:57:26 AM
Oh and great headline Subby!
 
2012-11-21 10:13:13 AM

crotchgrabber: So... What you're saying is... I have a chance?

//don't tell mrs crotchgrabber.

Seriously. I've been waiting for this to hit fark all day. God damn silly. I got married stupidly in my 20s, I don't look down on celebs for short lived dumb marriages. shiat happens.

And, as race season is coming to a close with F1 Brazil, I'd like to give a thank you to all the race fan farkers out there. Wenches in Sin City, Non-intelligent monkeys, pit people named Ed, a Raiders fan in the valley (can't remember his fark handle, no pun) and all the rest of you.

A few silly season notes:
Indy is farked.
ALMS/Rolex is going to be a problem child with lots of drama next year (2 races at seca, biatches!)
Bernie is getting sued for being an asshole... again.
moar idol powerz!

 

images2.layoutsparks.com
 
2012-11-21 10:17:12 AM

SomeoneDumb: I'm just not that into her.

/dunno why, but find her more annoying than desirable


Over exposure. Same condition here.
 
2012-11-21 10:27:47 AM

MFAWG: Shadow Blasko: MFAWG: Marcus Aurelius: emonk: From TFA's comments:

"If I know Danica, she will be a wreck."

I chortled. But not because I don't like her. I wish her well.

I wonder if she and Tony are....um...naw.

...colliding?

/repeatedly

I've never seen Tony with anything but a stacked blonde, so no.

Yes, really, all the way back to his USAC days.

That, and Danica doesn't like short guys. And damn.. Smoke is SHORT

And round.

But lord, the guy can pull some world class tail. I used to have a couple of pics from Chili Bowl and whatnot.

Her marrying some chiropractor from Bellevue never made any damn sense anyway.


I have a friend from college who is HS best buds with a guy whose wife got drunk one night and fessed up to giving Smoke a beej. Needless to say, his buddies like to throw that up in his face every now and then.

/CSB
 
2012-11-21 10:35:17 AM

foo monkey: Pray 4 Mojo: She's 30 right? That biological clock is kicking hard...

If she got pregnant, would she have to stop racing? I imagine so. The gap between seasons is only three months.


Yeah I'd hope so it seems kinda risky. Probably should shut it down for a year.
 
2012-11-21 10:49:07 AM

crotchgrabber: A few silly season notes:
Indy is farked.
ALMS/Rolex is going to be a problem child with lots of drama next year (2 races at seca, biatches!)
Bernie is getting sued for being an asshole... again.


Indy is indeed farked. Patrick was smart to get out when she did. Fark that farking fark Tony George.
I hope the ALMS/Rolex merger works out.
Bernie will end up like Jimmy Hoffa one day.
Did anyone see Brad K's drunken interview on Windtunnel Sunday night? You kind of gotta love that guy.
Has anyone pinned a medal on Kyle Larson, yet? (And given him a ride for next year?)
Why is it that the two best drivers in world right now are both named Sebastian?

/fark Tony George
 
2012-11-21 10:59:03 AM
Subby here. You crazy farks just made my day, week, and month! Nothing like good clean racing humor to wrap up racing season. Indycar was great, NASCAR was mediocre but exciting at the end, and F1 has been phenomenal.

/2nd green flag, errrr, light.
 
2012-11-21 11:34:15 AM
Yay, another Danica Patrick thread, in which we get to see heavily airbrushed photos in some strange effort to make us think she's hot. (This happens in Lindsay Lohan threads as well.)
 
2012-11-21 12:33:23 PM

Marcus Aurelius: OK, now THAT'S how you write a headline, people.

/+120


kaneclapping.gif

/submitted with an unfunny headline
 
2012-11-21 01:15:49 PM

crotchgrabber: So... What you're saying is... I have a chance?

//don't tell mrs crotchgrabber.

Seriously. I've been waiting for this to hit fark all day. God damn silly. I got married stupidly in my 20s, I don't look down on celebs for short lived dumb marriages. shiat happens.

And, as race season is coming to a close with F1 Brazil, I'd like to give a thank you to all the race fan farkers out there. Wenches in Sin City, Non-intelligent monkeys, pit people named Ed, a Raiders fan in the valley (can't remember his fark handle, no pun) and all the rest of you.

A few silly season notes:
Indy is farked.
ALMS/Rolex is going to be a problem child with lots of drama next year (2 races at seca, biatches!)
Bernie is getting sued for being an asshole... again.
moar idol powerz!


Hey that's my line! And the idol did its job well.

/unless there's a top-secret F1 idol that I don't know about
 
mjg
2012-11-21 02:12:18 PM
hoty candidate just for the ol' school fark nature of it.
 
2012-11-21 02:41:53 PM

Odd Bird: SomeoneDumb: I'm just not that into her.

/dunno why, but find her more annoying than desirable

Over exposure. Same condition here.


In pretty much every sense of the phrase. Also, in all her pics she looks to me to be trying too hard to look sexy, which hardly ever works.

/Great headline. Made me click.
 
2012-11-21 03:02:08 PM
i709.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 03:09:54 PM
www.hark.com

Or sometimes not at all...
 
2012-11-21 04:37:59 PM

Super Chronic: Yay, another Danica Patrick thread, in which we get to see heavily airbrushed photos in some strange effort to make us think she's hot. (This happens in Lindsay Lohan threads as well.)


Ashley Force and Danica Patrick, dude. What they do makes them hot, how they look is unimportant - and she looks farking hot... since she doesn't look anything like what 'hot' is supposed to be. Maybe my peculiars are contrarians, I don't know.
 
2012-11-21 05:42:09 PM

Super Chronic: Yay, another Danica Patrick thread, in which we get to see heavily airbrushed photos in some strange effort to make us think she's hot. (This happens in Lindsay Lohan threads as well.)


Lohan 'shops are to make her look less crack ho-like.
 
2012-11-21 05:52:57 PM

Jedekai: Super Chronic: Yay, another Danica Patrick thread, in which we get to see heavily airbrushed photos in some strange effort to make us think she's hot. (This happens in Lindsay Lohan threads as well.)

Ashley Force and Danica Patrick, dude. What they do makes them hot, how they look is unimportant - and she looks farking hot... since she doesn't look anything like what 'hot' is supposed to be. Maybe my peculiars are contrarians, I don't know.


Agreed. Danica's got a nice "girl next door" look, but nothing that makes zippers pop. Add in the "can drive 200MPH" part though and you have some schwinggg! appeal.
 
2012-11-21 09:50:02 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: She's 30 right? That biological clock is kicking hard...


I'll have her knocked up by Friday. Send her over.
 
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