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(NBC News)   Good news, everyone. Gloria Allred has become involved in the Petraeus drama   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 63
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2012-11-20 08:45:24 PM
I read this headline in Prof. Farnsworth's voice, damnit subby.
 
2012-11-20 08:55:30 PM
You know who would be scared shiatless to see these two coming?
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Donald Trump.

They look PERFECT for a new "apprentice reality" TV series. Like, "Look at us, we're attention whores, and we hate anything that pays good money - to anyone but us".
 
2012-11-20 10:10:49 PM
Allrad? Sweet lawyer, bro-ham!
 
2012-11-21 12:16:44 AM
Petraeus hired some hot-shot lawyer to hold his hand too.Link
 
2012-11-21 12:25:51 AM
At the time, Khawam was seeking to relax a judge's order restricting her visits with her now 4-year-old son. The judge hearing the case took issue with Khawam's claims of domestic violence, calling them "patently incredible" and "obviously fabricated," and she harshly criticized her for a "stunning willingness to say anything, even under oath, to advance her own interests."

So a Republican in other words?

Actually after a little more research it appears that Khawam is a psychopathic liar with more Issues than Readers Digest.

When Natalie Khawam moved to her sister's house in Tampa in March 2009, she brought her own baggage, records show. She had moved south from Washington, D.C., with her infant son without her husband's permission. Grayson Wolfe would spend nearly two years fighting in court before he regained custody of his son. Khawam had changed the boy's name to John and didn't correct him when the boy called Scott Kelley "Dad," court records show.

When her husband tried to get custody of their son, Khawam began filing allegations of domestic violence in Tampa, part of "an ever-expanding set of sensational accusations against Mr. Wolfe that are so numerous, so extraordinary, and ... so distorted that they defy any common sense view of reality," a judge wrote. She accused Wolfe, a lawyer, of repeatedly putting a gun to her head, pushing and hitting her on a daily basis, ripping the nursing child from her bosom, shaking the child and throwing shoes, dishes and porcelain figurines at her and the child. She accused Wolfe of impregnating her through "non-consensual" sex, but she sent Wolfe an email a month after the pregnancy saying she was "Looking forward to phone sex, with an exclamation point."


Link

And now Allread is gonna try to help her get her kid back?

GL w/ THAT.

/Not.
 
2012-11-21 12:27:26 AM
If anyone had any lingering doubts that those two might be legitimately wronged by all of this, this ought to put that to rest. You don't hire Allred until you're trying to hurt someone.
 
2012-11-21 12:34:50 AM
What's a drama without a Drama Queen?
 
2012-11-21 01:40:26 AM

Marcus Aurelius: You know who would be scared shiatless to see these two coming?


Myself. I'm up for a threesome, but let's be reasonable.
 
2012-11-21 01:41:59 AM
It's officially the bottom of the barrell
 
2012-11-21 01:42:12 AM
Jill Kelley's twin sister hires Allred to 'correct misconceptions'

You mean she's not a money-grubbing, charity-scamming, social-climbing attention whore?
 
2012-11-21 01:42:39 AM
This is the next OJ Simpson case, right? A case that draws out way, way too long, until everyone just wants it to end?
 
2012-11-21 01:44:06 AM

Alphax: This is the next OJ Simpson case, right? A case that draws out way, way too long, until everyone just wants it to end?


Well, no. It's more of a freak show with no real point
 
2012-11-21 01:44:48 AM

Alphax: This is the next OJ Simpson case, right? A case that draws out way, way too long, until everyone just wants it to end?


More like another Whitewater/Lewinsky, just lower on the chain of command. Republicans desperate for a scandal turn someone's infidelity into the Biggest Deal Evar.
 
2012-11-21 01:45:30 AM
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2012-11-21 01:48:22 AM
This is leaving politics and entering "Real Housewives of..." territory.

I don't understand why we should care.
 
2012-11-21 01:49:25 AM
Who?

Seriously, this who freak show is bringing the oddest/craziest people out of the wood work for no particular reason whatsoever.
 
2012-11-21 01:52:23 AM
The way they came together, attention whores must be like the human version of industrial strength electromagnets.
 
2012-11-21 02:07:16 AM
Gee. Almost a month since we heard from Allred. Wasn't she supposed to drop an October Surprise up in this biatch?
 
2012-11-21 02:16:07 AM
This is a custody case blown completely out of proportion. She's a crazy biatch, and she wants the right to see her kid more.

There is almost nothing at all here related in any way to the Petraeus/Benghazi issue.
 
2012-11-21 02:16:37 AM
So now we know for sure: Nothing happened except Petraeus stuck his dick in crazy.
 
2012-11-21 02:17:35 AM

Summoner101: Seriously, this who freak show is bringing the oddest/craziest people out of the wood work for no particular reason whatsoever.


It's true in any case that the media sinks its hooks into: they keep digging through the cast of characters (however inconsequential) until they find someone who's A) a complete attention whore who will therefore B) talk to them.

Why do you think it is that we all remember "Kato" Katlin?
 
2012-11-21 02:18:13 AM

quatchi: At the time, Khawam was seeking to relax a judge's order restricting her visits with her now 4-year-old son. The judge hearing the case took issue with Khawam's claims of domestic violence, calling them "patently incredible" and "obviously fabricated," and she harshly criticized her for a "stunning willingness to say anything, even under oath, to advance her own interests."


If Khawam loses her appeal, considering that Allred says, "she's worked very, very hard to earn her position as a well-educated attorney, someone who cares about her family, and she values her reputation"

Then I certainly hope she loses her license to practice law, and she is disbarred.
 
2012-11-21 02:18:21 AM

zerkalo: Gee. Almost a month since we heard from Allred. Wasn't she supposed to drop an October Surprise up in this biatch?


Surprise!
 
2012-11-21 02:22:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This is a custody case blown completely out of proportion. She's a crazy biatch, and she wants the right to see her kid more.

There is almost nothing at all here related in any way to the Petraeus/Benghazi issue.


There is no Petraeus/Benghazi issue.

There is the question of how these Tampa Socialites apparently have woven themselves into Centcom, including what sorts of interactions Petraeus and Allen had with Khawam that persuaded them she was a fantastic mother in contradiction to the judge who declared her a terrible mother and horrible liar.
 
2012-11-21 02:24:03 AM

Gyrfalcon: So now we know for sure: Nothing happened except Petraeus stuck his dick in crazy.


Yeah, but not this particular crazy.
 
2012-11-21 02:24:27 AM
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2012-11-21 02:47:56 AM

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I hadn't realized until just that moment that Gloria Allred and Professor Farnsworth have the exact same voice
 
2012-11-21 02:48:29 AM

MFAWG: It's officially the bottom of the barrell


That is an insult to barrels. This is an errant horse turd that somehow got under the barrel.
 
2012-11-21 03:06:55 AM
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"And then she grabbed General Petraeus like this.."
 
2012-11-21 03:08:21 AM
Oh for crissakes.
 
2012-11-21 03:13:50 AM
Am I the only one that thinks the Kelly twins are a bit... mannish looking?
 
2012-11-21 03:14:24 AM
Female,in peril,or in over your head?
Then you have only to summon Ms. Gloria Allred!
For an obscene attorney's fee,
She'll make damn sure you see,
Every square inch of any mike to which you're led
 
2012-11-21 03:16:01 AM

zerkalo: Gee. Almost a month since we heard from Allred. Wasn't she supposed to drop an October Surprise up in this biatch?


Yeah, where the hell are those tax returns? Isn't the time after his ignoble defeat the most appropriate to those to drop, Anonymous?
 
2012-11-21 03:18:54 AM
quatchi: So a Republican in other words?

s/7444816/80829927#c80829927" target="_blank">quatchi: Actually after a little more research it appears that Khawam is a psychopathic liar with more Issues than Readers Digest.

You were right the first time.
 
2012-11-21 03:19:30 AM
fark it
 
2012-11-21 03:28:42 AM
I'm so old, I can remember when Gloria Allred was a competent attorney. That was about 1988, in case you were wondering.
 
2012-11-21 03:32:13 AM

fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: So now we know for sure: Nothing happened except Petraeus stuck his dick in crazy.

Yeah, but not this particular crazy.


He stuck his dick into the crazy that insulted crazy who was sister to this crazy, and it was all brought to light thanks to agent crazy of the FBI.

Yeah, I think this story is done.
 
2012-11-21 03:34:36 AM

BMulligan: I'm so old, I can remember when Gloria Allred was a competent attorney. That was about 1988, in case you were wondering.


Hey I remember that too.

*cracks a Zima*

What?

I'm hep!

/Lawn, onion, belt.
 
2012-11-21 03:37:47 AM

quatchi: Zima


I'm about to puke just thinking about it.
 
2012-11-21 03:42:10 AM
I remember when Zima was advertised a lot during Babylon 5.. even heard a rumor that they asked if they could show a character on the show drinking a Zima.. in 2258.. and was shot down.
 
2012-11-21 03:49:53 AM

BMulligan: I'm about to puke just thinking about it.


Gosh, I feel terrible about that.

Here's something to get rid of that awful vomit/Zima aftertaste...

www.i-mockery.com

/Yes, going to Atheist hell for that and cos the Pic is hot.
//Figure, best to book early, get a good room, ya know.
///A plan, it's good to have one.
 
2012-11-21 04:00:23 AM
I thought she was still in a coma? Are you sure it isn't her evil twin, Rebecca Allred? The one who was raised in England by the Spanish Count?
 
2012-11-21 04:10:04 AM

maddermaxx: fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: So now we know for sure: Nothing happened except Petraeus stuck his dick in crazy.

Yeah, but not this particular crazy.

He stuck his dick into the crazy that insulted crazy who was sister to this crazy, and it was all brought to light thanks to Shirtless agent crazy of the FBI.

Yeah, I think this story is done.

 
2012-11-21 04:43:18 AM
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www.newsrealblog.com
 
2012-11-21 05:47:43 AM

quatchi: BMulligan: I'm about to puke just thinking about it.

Gosh, I feel terrible about that.

Here's something to get rid of that awful vomit/Zima aftertaste...



/Yes, going to Atheist hell for that and cos the Pic is hot.
//Figure, best to book early, get a good room, ya know.
///A plan, it's good to have one.


I loved drinking those! Almost better than surge
 
2012-11-21 06:05:37 AM
Allred does one of those daytime arbitration "judge" shows and her competition make her look reasonable.
 
2012-11-21 06:07:33 AM
Americans love a good sex scandal...

Nope, no coincidence at all that this came out a day after Obama's re-election.

/meanwhile Patreaus gets to step down and get his running start in case the sh*t hits the fan in the near future
//probably really does have a golden parachute...
 
2012-11-21 06:10:56 AM

digistil: Am I the only one that thinks the Kelly twins are a bit... mannish looking?


No. I'm with you. I mean, hey, a six pack will make a guy lower his standards, but sober? Nope.
 
2012-11-21 06:12:04 AM

urban.derelict: Americans love a good sex scandal...

Nope, no coincidence at all that this came out a day after Obama's re-election.

/meanwhile Patreaus gets to step down and get his running start in case the sh*t hits the fan in the near future
//probably really does have a golden parachute...


Yes, yes, sweetie, it was all a CONSPIRACY!!!. You're 100% right, dear. Here's your glass of water, now back off to bed with you, grownups are talking.
 
2012-11-21 06:43:01 AM

djkutch: Marcus Aurelius: You know who would be scared shiatless to see these two coming?

Myself. I'm up for a threesome, but let's be reasonable.


This post is made of puppies and Krugerrands, and I love it.
 
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