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(Daily Mail)   Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone tells the officer that it's her co-pilot's fault. Yes, God is her co-pilot. "I was letting the Lord's spirit guide me"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Florida, Lord's, Applebee's, garfield, patrol cars, Fort Pierce, Port St. Lucie  
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2012-11-20 08:35:34 PM  
5 votes:
God may be her co-pilot, but Nyarlathotep is her bombardier.
2012-11-20 08:42:11 PM  
4 votes:
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, please do not fail us now."
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2012-11-20 08:39:15 PM  
3 votes:
Oh I believe there were spirits involved, probably at least 80 proof ones
2012-11-20 08:30:48 PM  
3 votes:
freethoughtblogs.com
2012-11-21 12:11:09 AM  
2 votes:
www.jesus-withyoualways.com

"I want you to kill a hooker..."
2012-11-20 09:15:18 PM  
2 votes:
royshaff.files.wordpress.com 

Also,

www.gagfun.com
2012-11-20 08:35:21 PM  
2 votes:
"And I was so pleased to receive this information that I ran 20 red lights in His honor..."
2012-11-20 09:34:14 PM  
1 votes:
Better let him ride with someone else lady...You may kill him...
2012-11-20 09:23:55 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: "Our lady of blessed acceleration, please do not fail us now."
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I use that line in my work truck at least once a week. The young kids just give me a blank stare.
2012-11-20 09:08:26 PM  
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: dofus: This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.

FTFA: Officers in Fort Pierce, Florida, were alerted to Miller when they saw her silver Toyota driving at speed along US 1 while its horn was sounding.


And shiat, just for completeness...

FTFA: Miller, of Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges of reckless driving and speeding.

She was taken to the St. Lucie County Jail and placed under a $375 bail.
2012-11-20 09:08:05 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: God sounds like a major dick.


It's just Old Testament God. He got better in the New Testament when his Psychiatrist put him on meds.

cdn1.sbnation.com
2012-11-20 09:02:31 PM  
1 votes:

dofus: So a UK paper - I don't understand that part all all, WTF does the UK care? - reports on a weird traffic situation that happens to occur in Florida.

Subby tags it as Florida and for reasons unknown, it goes green. Subby is an idiot. The mods that went along with this are also idiots. This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.


You sound like you live in Florida.
2012-11-20 08:50:32 PM  
1 votes:
my dog is my copilot
2012-11-20 08:45:05 PM  
1 votes:

capt.hollister: Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?


Boone's Farm
2012-11-20 08:44:42 PM  
1 votes:
www.jesus-withyoualways.com

"You drive like my dad. Put the hammer down, you pussy."
2012-11-20 08:43:55 PM  
1 votes:
Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?
2012-11-20 08:32:26 PM  
1 votes:
American-style religion, explained in 30 seconds.
2012-11-20 08:29:46 PM  
1 votes:
Bath salts?
2012-11-20 08:29:35 PM  
1 votes:
I do this in terms of a legitimate rape. God is my co-rapist it's his will.
2012-11-20 08:26:47 PM  
1 votes:
"Oh, you want to go to heaven? turn right." *drives onto railroad tracks*
 
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