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(Daily Mail)   Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone tells the officer that it's her co-pilot's fault. Yes, God is her co-pilot. "I was letting the Lord's spirit guide me"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Lord's, Applebee's, garfield, patrol cars, Fort Pierce, Port St. Lucie  
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5814 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2012 at 8:25 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-20 08:32:26 PM  
3 votes:
American-style religion, explained in 30 seconds.
2012-11-20 09:08:26 PM  
2 votes:

GranoblasticMan: dofus: This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.

FTFA: Officers in Fort Pierce, Florida, were alerted to Miller when they saw her silver Toyota driving at speed along US 1 while its horn was sounding.

And shiat, just for completeness...

FTFA: Miller, of Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges of reckless driving and speeding.

She was taken to the St. Lucie County Jail and placed under a $375 bail.
2012-11-20 08:28:31 PM  
2 votes:
God also told her to leave the scene of an injury accident? God sounds like more of a dick every day.
2012-11-20 09:26:00 PM  
1 vote:
lady was prolly an end-timer driving a caddy.
2012-11-20 08:57:08 PM  
1 vote:
So a UK paper - I don't understand that part all all, WTF does the UK care? - reports on a weird traffic situation that happens to occur in Florida.

Subby tags it as Florida and for reasons unknown, it goes green. Subby is an idiot. The mods that went along with this are also idiots. This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.
2012-11-20 08:44:42 PM  
1 vote:

"You drive like my dad. Put the hammer down, you pussy."
2012-11-20 08:43:55 PM  
1 vote:
Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?
2012-11-20 08:39:15 PM  
1 vote:
Oh I believe there were spirits involved, probably at least 80 proof ones
2012-11-20 08:39:08 PM  
1 vote:
She has to go to court and swear on the Bible before giving testimony that God doesn't exist and wasn't helping her drive. Error, error, does not compute. Error.

People laugh, call her nuts. Then pray to God themselves.

Look either God is real and he was her co-pilot or God isn't real. She was able to drive 100 in a 30, which to me sounds really impressive. I don't think I could handle that without divine guidance. As an atheist, I feel I can be objective third party in this and say that indeed this is proof that God does exist.

(I know I'm all over the place here. Still angry about my dickhead boss, getting more drunk by the minute)
2012-11-20 08:38:59 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what the weather was like, freezing rain maybe?.
She would not have cared anyway.
2012-11-20 08:35:21 PM  
1 vote:
"And I was so pleased to receive this information that I ran 20 red lights in His honor..."
2012-11-20 08:34:22 PM  
1 vote:
Me thinks a psych evaluation is in the offing.......
2012-11-20 08:31:02 PM  
1 vote:

JohnAnnArbor: Bath salts?

Jesus Juice
2012-11-20 08:29:35 PM  
1 vote:
I do this in terms of a legitimate rape. God is my co-rapist it's his will.
2012-11-20 08:27:06 PM  
1 vote:
"OK, I will write God a ticket then. But if He doesnt show up for court, we are putting you in jail. Still want to blame the copilot?"
2012-11-20 08:26:47 PM  
1 vote:
"Oh, you want to go to heaven? turn right." *drives onto railroad tracks*
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