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2012-11-20 09:56:21 PM
 
2012-11-20 09:58:06 PM
Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...

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2012-11-20 10:03:46 PM

Duck_of_Doom: Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...


Done in 2.
 
2012-11-20 10:05:06 PM
Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
 
2012-11-20 10:05:15 PM
His weight was too much for the duct, which broke and let Kimrey fall about 11 feet, the Hickory Daily Record said. A pile of his clothes was found before he was.

/Well? before he was WHAT? TELL ME....AHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-11-20 10:07:34 PM
I became an atheist because my prayers were never answered
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2012-11-20 10:07:58 PM
Simpsons did it.

DRTFA
 
2012-11-20 10:10:47 PM

chaosweaver: Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"


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2012-11-20 10:12:19 PM
Came for Latrine, leaving happy
 
2012-11-20 10:14:41 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: chaosweaver: Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"


Touche, sir.

Seriously, though... why would you crawl through the church's duct system? Are you jonesing that bad for wafers and booze?
 
2012-11-20 10:15:13 PM
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Hot like a balloon's air.
 
2012-11-20 10:15:37 PM
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2012-11-20 10:16:22 PM

i.r.id10t: Came for Latrine, leaving happy


Well, we know you're not an Everlast.

/bah dum, tss
 
2012-11-20 10:19:54 PM

i.r.id10t: Came for Latrine, leaving happy


So, she touched it?
 
2012-11-20 10:21:03 PM

Omahawg: I became an atheist because my prayers were never answered
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2012-11-20 10:39:31 PM
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the ceiling of the church

There's a bum in the hole in the duct in the ceiling on the roof and he's naked in the church
There's a bum in the hole in the duct in the ceiling on the roof and he's naked in the church

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the ceiling of the church.
 
2012-11-20 10:58:09 PM
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2012-11-20 11:02:22 PM
Thread needs moar Futurama.

/too lazy to find and post the screengrab
 
2012-11-21 09:35:27 AM
He wanted to spend the night in the place of worship, but reports said he was incoherent and there was concern he'd harm children rehearsing in the choir.
Good for them for looking out for the kids, but if they actually believed what they claim to believe, maybe they should have gotten the guy some help. I don't think Jesus would have tossed him out on the street.
 
2012-11-21 11:53:27 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: [thisdistractedglobe.com image 500x216]


Came for this. Satisfied.
 
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