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(The Smoking Gun)   'Two-faced, one-eyed crazy biatches' basically sums up this week's mug shot roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 46
    More: Dumbass, mug shot roundup, age of consents  
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12536 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2012 at 11:16 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-20 11:20:36 PM  
45 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-20 11:29:06 PM  
16 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-20 11:47:19 PM  
14 votes:
i.imgur.comimg157.imageshack.us
2012-11-20 11:29:38 PM  
13 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com
cache.ohinternet.com 

u mad bro?
2012-11-20 08:32:12 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.
2012-11-20 11:51:30 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-20 11:10:20 PM  
6 votes:
img855.imageshack.us
2012-11-20 10:39:18 PM  
6 votes:
Separated at birth?
i.cdn.turner.com 

cdn.pastemagazine.com
2012-11-20 10:11:01 PM  
6 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com


blogs.amctv.com

2012-11-21 01:38:22 AM  
5 votes:
www.clusterfake.net
2012-11-21 03:21:31 AM  
4 votes:
i907.photobucket.com

"I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public."
2012-11-21 12:43:19 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-20 11:34:08 PM  
4 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com
i.imgur.com
2012-11-21 04:34:55 AM  
3 votes:
Two Weeks!

media.tumblr.com

i.cdn.turner.com
2012-11-21 12:47:51 AM  
3 votes:

squishface: webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]

Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.


In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
2012-11-21 12:30:24 AM  
3 votes:
I don't know what's so weird about this picture, oh sure her eyes are...
i.cdn.turner.com
her eyes are...

eyes are...

are...

@ _ @
2012-11-20 11:56:51 PM  
3 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

thechriswhitingshow.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-20 11:52:36 PM  
3 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude
2012-11-20 11:30:31 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-20 11:26:19 PM  
3 votes:
Won't someone lend her an ear?
i.cdn.turner.com
2012-11-20 11:25:50 PM  
3 votes:
*clicks link*

michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-21 05:39:12 AM  
2 votes:
i915.photobucket.com
2012-11-21 05:34:12 AM  
2 votes:
i915.photobucket.com
2012-11-21 05:30:12 AM  
2 votes:
i915.photobucket.com
2012-11-21 02:56:40 AM  
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: 1) Cry me a river
2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off
3) Duck face
4) $100 a month sharpie habit
5) Nothing unusual about this on
6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.
7) Mmmm. Bears.
8) Some blond.
9) Floating head.
10) The tat says it all
11) Too pretty for prison
....


nice try, but it's not me
2012-11-21 12:56:46 AM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

pixhost.me
2012-11-21 12:44:57 AM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

i.imgur.com
2012-11-20 11:28:49 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Looks just like one of the interns at my office. And I wouldn't put it past her.
2012-11-21 08:11:11 AM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com
static.moviefanatic.com

/Hot like androgeny
2012-11-21 07:47:27 AM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

www.wearysloth.com

/amazed no one thought of this beforehand.
2012-11-21 05:31:11 AM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

"Arrested for shoplifting"

Complainant: Wanda's Wonderful Wigs.
2012-11-21 03:34:51 AM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...


Ain't you a peach.
2012-11-21 02:05:59 AM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice.


that lead to someone writing a letter that said "die in a fire" and thus a meme was born
2012-11-21 01:03:57 AM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.


It's okay, nobody will judge you for being gay around here.
2012-11-21 12:53:23 AM  
1 votes:
Professor Pickles

Allow me to fix that for you:


i.cdn.turner.com

www.clusterfake.net
2012-11-21 12:18:24 AM  
1 votes:
1) Cry me a river
2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off
3) Duck face
4) $100 a month sharpie habit
5) Nothing unusual about this on
6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.
7) Mmmm. Bears.
8) Some blond.
9) Floating head.
10) The tat says it all
11) Too pretty for prison
12) It's Pat!
13) Again, what's odd about this?
14) Pucker up
15) She likes cookies. And cats. Lots of cats.
2012-11-21 12:18:06 AM  
1 votes:
www.kanewj.com
2012-11-21 12:03:32 AM  
1 votes:

webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]


Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.
2012-11-20 11:50:33 PM  
1 votes:
Arrested for assault, kidnapping, and robbery.
i.cdn.turner.com
media.screened.com 
That's what they get for interrupting Beecher while he's shaving.
2012-11-20 11:46:06 PM  
1 votes:
Wonder how often she shaves?

i.cdn.turner.com
2012-11-20 11:23:23 PM  
1 votes:
This guy either suffers from hemi-spatial neglect, or he's half-man/half-mani.cdn.turner.com 
Yo Yo Ma
2012-11-20 11:18:20 PM  
1 votes:
img31.imageshack.us
2012-11-20 09:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.
2012-11-20 09:36:25 PM  
1 votes:
img690.imageshack.us
2012-11-20 08:50:56 PM  
1 votes:
Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?

Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.

SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!
2012-11-20 08:44:43 PM  
1 votes:
Don't see why this one got the green after the other one already had several comments, including a 'shop.

Modmins just making people do extra work.

And right before the holidays! Ain't nobody got time for that!


/not subby for either one 
//not 'shop artist either
 
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