squishface: webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.
MrHappyRotter: 1) Cry me a river2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off3) Duck face4) $100 a month sharpie habit5) Nothing unusual about this on6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.7) Mmmm. Bears.8) Some blond.9) Floating head.10) The tat says it all11) Too pretty for prison....
Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitutionThat's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots./it's probably a dudeYeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...
Mikey1969: A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice.
MrHappyRotter: I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.
webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]
Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.
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