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2012-11-21 12:19:51 AM

minnkat: YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.


Thank you for the laughs.
 
2012-11-21 12:23:51 AM

BuckTurgidson: Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

wat?


I'm going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't their phone. Either a phone at a store or one of the public emergency phones that some places have for directly dialing police or suicide hotlines.

Drunken walking is odd. Most places do have public intoxication laws but drunken walking is a new one for me.
 
2012-11-21 12:24:56 AM

Deacon Blue: Farking young to be a needle freak


You don't have to inject Heroin. Artie Lange claimed to be deathly afraid of needles so he snorted. He joked about himself being the only 300lb heroin junkie.
 
2012-11-21 12:29:31 AM

MadAzza: astouffer: basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.

It is sad. And now she's going to be wrapped up in the criminal justice system, which will do nothing for her -- or for society by incarcerating her.

She's lost.


No, some of them make it back. My bestie lived under a bridge for three years shooting junk, she made it back. I met her after the first time she got clean. She's got a job and is in college now.
 
2012-11-21 12:30:24 AM
I don't know what's so weird about this picture, oh sure her eyes are...
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her eyes are...

eyes are...

are...

@ _ @
 
2012-11-21 12:41:25 AM
Roundup of roundup
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2012-11-21 12:43:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:43:36 AM

Hacker_X: BuckTurgidson: Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

wat?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't their phone. Either a phone at a store or one of the public emergency phones that some places have for directly dialing police or suicide hotlines.

Drunken walking is odd. Most places do have public intoxication laws but drunken walking is a new one for me.


Mayberry?
 
2012-11-21 12:44:57 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:47:01 AM

The Voice of Doom: i.imgur.com


CLASSIC!
 
2012-11-21 12:47:51 AM

squishface: webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]

Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.


In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
 
2012-11-21 12:49:47 AM
I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.
 
2012-11-21 12:51:11 AM

Yes this is dog: minnkat: YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.

Thank you for the laughs.


Minnkat, you are THE bestestest.
 
2012-11-21 12:53:04 AM
minnkat I scared my cat laughing so hard at that. Thanks.
 
2012-11-21 12:53:23 AM
Professor Pickles

Allow me to fix that for you:


i.cdn.turner.com

www.clusterfake.net
 
2012-11-21 12:56:46 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

pixhost.me
 
2012-11-21 01:02:44 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

How many times do we have to say it? DO NOT GO INTO THE POOL RIGHT AFTER IT'S BEEN SHOCKED!
 
2012-11-21 01:03:57 AM

MrHappyRotter: I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.


It's okay, nobody will judge you for being gay around here.
 
2012-11-21 01:31:15 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

www1.pictures.zimbio.com

It's the eyes and nose. A bit of hair dye, a chin job, and we're there...
 
2012-11-21 01:38:21 AM

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 500x629]
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.


Yeah, what the fark IS that, anyway?
 
2012-11-21 01:38:22 AM
www.clusterfake.net
 
2012-11-21 01:44:20 AM

AirForceVet: Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x630]

/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.



A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice. Mind you, they were't looking for people driving drunk, or even people who were displaying signs of severe intoxication, just people who had enough to drink to exceed their "lega limit" at the time(Usually a bullshiat term because there's no 'legal limit' if you aren't driving). Eventually they caved to the pressure and stopped, I can't remember if they fixed the farking law or not. It's one thing to bust people who are drunk and disorderly, or the times they bust people just to get them off the street for the night before they hurt themselves, but this was for generating revenue and farking over the little guy, nothing more.
 
2012-11-21 01:44:41 AM

nicoffeine: I don't know what's so weird about this picture, oh sure her eyes are...
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
her eyes are...

eyes are...

are...

@ _ @


I think it's the missing earring.
 
2012-11-21 01:47:20 AM
I read # 14 as: Arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, a battery, and abuse.

Took a second to figure out that I'd read it wrong, at first I just thought the description was overly detailed.
 
2012-11-21 01:50:22 AM

nicoffeine: I don't know what's so weird about this picture, oh sure her eyes are...
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
her eyes are...

eyes are...

are...

@ _ @


i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 02:05:59 AM

Mikey1969: A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice.


that lead to someone writing a letter that said "die in a fire" and thus a meme was born
 
2012-11-21 02:06:21 AM
www.gdprice.com
 
2012-11-21 02:15:58 AM

Mikey1969: Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public"


IIRC they were specifically targeting people in gay bars.
 
2012-11-21 02:29:49 AM

geekbikerskum: Mikey1969: Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public"

IIRC they were specifically targeting people in gay bars.


That was only one of the cases. There was also a guy in a hotel bar....and he was staying in the hotel. Plus, iirc, a bunch of sports bars in Dallas were targeted also.
 
2012-11-21 02:32:22 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: MadAzza: astouffer: basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.

It is sad. And now she's going to be wrapped up in the criminal justice system, which will do nothing for her -- or for society by incarcerating her.

She's lost.

No, some of them make it back. My bestie lived under a bridge for three years shooting junk, she made it back. I met her after the first time she got clean. She's got a job and is in college now.


That's good to hear. Thanks. I mean, I know some people kick it, but man, that's a tough road. Generally speaking, "the system" in the U.S. isn't kind in its treatment of addicts. But then, neither are the addicts themselves. Anyway, it's always nice to hear a success story.

And I'm sorry for being such a Debbie Downer in an otherwise fun thread!
 
2012-11-21 02:34:50 AM

astouffer: Deacon Blue: Farking young to be a needle freak

You don't have to inject Heroin. Artie Lange claimed to be deathly afraid of needles so he snorted. He joked about himself being the only 300lb heroin junkie.


Yeah, someone that young probably hasn't escalated to injection yet. Not that that's inevitable, mind you.
 
2012-11-21 02:56:40 AM

MrHappyRotter: 1) Cry me a river
2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off
3) Duck face
4) $100 a month sharpie habit
5) Nothing unusual about this on
6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.
7) Mmmm. Bears.
8) Some blond.
9) Floating head.
10) The tat says it all
11) Too pretty for prison
....


nice try, but it's not me
 
2012-11-21 03:06:03 AM

geekbikerskum: Mikey1969: Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public"

IIRC they were specifically targeting people in gay bars.


I don't remember that part. While they may have leaned towards harassing people in gay bars more often than "normal"(for want of a better term) bars, I would have seen it if it was exclusively gay bars.

Being Texas, focusing on persecuting gays doesn't surprise me in the least, though.
 
2012-11-21 03:08:36 AM

WhyteRaven74: Mikey1969: A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice.

that lead to someone writing a letter that said "die in a fire" and thus a meme was born


Really? I hadn't heard that, I'll have to look that up in the morning. I find meme origins to be rather interesting, it gives insight into urban legends, which are often quite hard to nail down. Memes, on the other hand, owe their entire existence to the Internet, so there is quite often a trail to follow. Thanks for the tip.
 
2012-11-21 03:15:14 AM

Yes this is dog: minnkat: YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.

Thank you for the laughs.


Quick question on this topic. What is the socially acceptable way to thank someone for TF sponsorship? I've gotten sponsored twice now, and never known what exactly is expected. The first time, I searched and searched, finally found a normal email address tied to their Fark account and sent an email to that account, as well as the Fark.com one that gets created. The last time, I just favorite the person in case I ever saw them. Both times I was unable to figure out which post or series of posts were the catalyst for this, loading up all the pages I'd commented on in the previous day or two and searching each for the other user's name. No luck.

Basically I feel like if I don't say 'thanks' then I'm being rude, but if I go to the efforts of went to the first time, I look a little stalker-ish at best, and like a pathetic freak who can't make friends at the worst.

Really I just want to express gratitude and instead spend 3 days stressing out instead.
 
2012-11-21 03:17:00 AM

Deacon Blue: basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Farking young to be a needle freak


Possession doesn't always mean 'user'. Hell, she could be dealing or muling it. She also looks too healthy to be much of a user. I don't think she is, but being young doesn't stop them.
 
2012-11-21 03:21:31 AM
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"I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public."
 
2012-11-21 03:21:52 AM

Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude


Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...
 
2012-11-21 03:22:47 AM

Mikey1969: Deacon Blue: basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Farking young to be a needle freak

Possession doesn't always mean 'user'. Hell, she could be dealing or muling it. She also looks too healthy to be much of a user. I don't think she is, but being young doesn't stop them.


Depends on the user, I had two friends that were junkies but they cared very much about their looks still. If you didn't know them behind closed doors then you would have never known that the lunch box they carried contained heroin and all the materials for shooting up. I knew them up until their fifth year of using but I lost touch with them after I moved out of state.
 
2012-11-21 03:29:24 AM

MrHappyRotter: I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.


I hate the word, too. Somebody spent all day on here a few months ago telling me that I was an uptight prude that didn't respect women because I actually had the temerity to voice my opinion.

I'm not uptight, not a prude, and I DO respect women. I just don't like the word. It's an ugly looking, ugly sounding word about something that is oh-so-good, that's all. I also think the word 'penis' is pretty bad.

I was also informed that I was apparently supposed to like it for no other reason than because it was a biologically correct word, although I don't know how that's supposed to make it sound any better.
 
2012-11-21 03:29:25 AM

Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass purchase sex from them, so I got some up-close face time...

 
2012-11-21 03:34:12 AM

Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them


Mikey1969: I DO respect women


ok.
 
2012-11-21 03:34:51 AM

Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...


Ain't you a peach.
 
2012-11-21 03:42:04 AM

pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass purchase sex from them, so I got some up-close face time...


God no, I've always felt that it's better to go through a dry patch than to buy sex, especially from hookers on the street. It might be different in places where it's legal, since disease testing and use of condoms is mandatory. Also, when you have a legal business, it's in your best interest to have a product that people will be able to look at in the light, and doesn't kill off your client base.

But regular hookers on the street? Never, not in eleventy-bazillion millenia, no thanks.
 
2012-11-21 03:46:49 AM

MadAzza: Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...

Ain't you a peach.


Hey, all we did is pull up to the corner and wait extra long for them to get to the car and start making their pitch, or ask them if they knew where we could find some good looking hookers, we weren't kneecapping them with baseball bats or forcing them at gunpoint to strip in the median of the road. Lighten up, Francis, and welcome to fark. This statement is tame compared to the S.O.P. around here.
 
2012-11-21 03:50:22 AM

Mikey1969: Really? I hadn't heard that,


I remember the Fark thread where it blew up. Just look up "die in a fire" and either TABC or "Carolyn Beck"
 
2012-11-21 04:04:39 AM

pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them

Mikey1969: I DO respect women

ok.


Hey, I harass other people, too. Just because someone was born a woman, it doesn't actually mean that they warrant special behavior based on that and that alone, not only is that just sexism, it's also disrespectful. That doesn't mean you can't grab a door for a date, or pay for dinner on the date, but it's not because they have boobs and other female parts, but because they are a date, and it is a part of the dating ritual.
 
2012-11-21 04:07:18 AM

WhyteRaven74: Mikey1969: Really? I hadn't heard that,

I remember the Fark thread where it blew up. Just look up "die in a fire" and either TABC or "Carolyn Beck"


I find it kind of cool how many things have some part of their genesis in fark...
 
2012-11-21 04:22:56 AM

Mikey1969: pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them

Mikey1969: I DO respect women

ok.

Hey, I harass other people, too. Just because someone was born a woman, it doesn't actually mean that they warrant special behavior based on that and that alone, not only is that just sexism, it's also disrespectful. That doesn't mean you can't grab a door for a date, or pay for dinner on the date, but it's not because they have boobs and other female parts, but because they are a date, and it is a part of the dating ritual.


You are either a wonderful troll or an awful human being.
 
2012-11-21 04:34:55 AM
Two Weeks!

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