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2012-11-20 08:32:12 PM
i.imgur.com
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.
 
2012-11-20 08:44:43 PM
Don't see why this one got the green after the other one already had several comments, including a 'shop.

Modmins just making people do extra work.

And right before the holidays! Ain't nobody got time for that!


/not subby for either one 
//not 'shop artist either
 
2012-11-20 08:50:56 PM
Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?

Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.

SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!
 
2012-11-20 09:33:28 PM

Mangoose: Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?

Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.

SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!


It's a drug that's done great things for my record collection but I've never had a desire to do it myself.
 
2012-11-20 09:34:56 PM

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 500x629]
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.


I'm not sure which is worse...the eyebrows or the charge


i.cdn.turner.com

//bears repeating
 
2012-11-20 09:36:25 PM
img690.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 09:46:46 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.
 
2012-11-20 10:08:09 PM
Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

i.cdn.turner.com

/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.
 
2012-11-20 10:11:01 PM
i.cdn.turner.com


blogs.amctv.com

 
2012-11-20 10:39:18 PM
Separated at birth?
i.cdn.turner.com 

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2012-11-20 11:10:20 PM
img855.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 11:18:20 PM
img31.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 11:20:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:23:23 PM
This guy either suffers from hemi-spatial neglect, or he's half-man/half-mani.cdn.turner.com 
Yo Yo Ma
 
2012-11-20 11:24:07 PM

minnkat: i.imgur.com


Always superb.
 
2012-11-20 11:25:50 PM
*clicks link*

michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-20 11:26:19 PM
Won't someone lend her an ear?
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-20 11:28:49 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Looks just like one of the interns at my office. And I wouldn't put it past her.
 
2012-11-20 11:29:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:29:38 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
cache.ohinternet.com 

u mad bro?
 
2012-11-20 11:30:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:30:47 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
I didn't think I had OCD, but it's driving me crazy that those flamingly stupid eyebrows don't quite match up.
 
2012-11-20 11:31:21 PM
Professor Pickles: ...

u mad bro?


Ahhhhh that's who she reminded me of, thanks!
 
2012-11-20 11:34:08 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:34:43 PM
 
2012-11-20 11:36:52 PM
Provided it isn't adulterated, Herointm, if it doesn't kill ya' isn't that rough physiologically. Everyone around here hates it because they feel it robs them of their personalities and empathy, though.
 
2012-11-20 11:38:18 PM
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.


wat?
 
2012-11-20 11:39:46 PM

basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


seriously! i was just in Vancouver and stumbled upon E. Hastings St. whilst walking about after work.
awful/scary/sad bunch of junkies. lots of the youngsters looked liked ghosts. **brrrrrrr**
had to go back into the downtown to see some healthy people to rinse the foul out of my mind.

/stop now young pup!
 
2012-11-20 11:40:24 PM
i1211.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 11:41:56 PM
minnkat:

I'm giggling my head off. At all of yours. 

Others' too, but all of yours.
 
2012-11-20 11:44:38 PM
phlegmmo

Separated at birth?


That was my first thought also.
 
2012-11-20 11:46:06 PM
Wonder how often she shaves?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-20 11:47:19 PM
i.imgur.comimg157.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 11:48:23 PM
i.cdn.turner.com 
Gaben?
 
2012-11-20 11:50:33 PM
Arrested for assault, kidnapping, and robbery.
i.cdn.turner.com
media.screened.com 
That's what they get for interrupting Beecher while he's shaving.
 
2012-11-20 11:51:17 PM

lordargent: [i.imgur.com image 500x629][img157.imageshack.us image 231x229]


Keep Sharpies away from Vulcans?
 
2012-11-20 11:51:28 PM
That one guy in the funky t-shirt looks like Kevin Smith O.o
 
2012-11-20 11:51:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:52:36 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude
 
2012-11-20 11:54:59 PM

basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.
 
2012-11-20 11:56:51 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

thechriswhitingshow.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-20 11:56:57 PM

Fish in a Barrel: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude


Could be... would be interesting to see a 'shop with all the makeup reduced to normal flesh tones.
 
2012-11-20 11:58:16 PM

astouffer: basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.


It is sad. And now she's going to be wrapped up in the criminal justice system, which will do nothing for her -- or for society by incarcerating her.

She's lost.
 
2012-11-21 12:00:54 AM

basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


Farking young to be a needle freak
 
2012-11-21 12:02:21 AM

AirForceVet: Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x630]

/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.


In his case, the actual charge was probably "Being a whiny biatch" but since that's not an actual crime, they chose the next best thing.
 
2012-11-21 12:03:32 AM

webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]


Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.
 
2012-11-21 12:04:49 AM
YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.
 
2012-11-21 12:05:30 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

www.magweb.com


lordargent: [i.imgur.com image 500x629][img157.imageshack.us image 231x229]


I was thinking Vulcan as well. 

And add me to the "Drunken walking? WTF??" pile.
 
2012-11-21 12:18:06 AM
www.kanewj.com
 
2012-11-21 12:18:24 AM
1) Cry me a river
2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off
3) Duck face
4) $100 a month sharpie habit
5) Nothing unusual about this on
6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.
7) Mmmm. Bears.
8) Some blond.
9) Floating head.
10) The tat says it all
11) Too pretty for prison
12) It's Pat!
13) Again, what's odd about this?
14) Pucker up
15) She likes cookies. And cats. Lots of cats.
 
2012-11-21 12:19:51 AM

minnkat: YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.


Thank you for the laughs.
 
2012-11-21 12:23:51 AM

BuckTurgidson: Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

wat?


I'm going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't their phone. Either a phone at a store or one of the public emergency phones that some places have for directly dialing police or suicide hotlines.

Drunken walking is odd. Most places do have public intoxication laws but drunken walking is a new one for me.
 
2012-11-21 12:24:56 AM

Deacon Blue: Farking young to be a needle freak


You don't have to inject Heroin. Artie Lange claimed to be deathly afraid of needles so he snorted. He joked about himself being the only 300lb heroin junkie.
 
2012-11-21 12:29:31 AM

MadAzza: astouffer: basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.

It is sad. And now she's going to be wrapped up in the criminal justice system, which will do nothing for her -- or for society by incarcerating her.

She's lost.


No, some of them make it back. My bestie lived under a bridge for three years shooting junk, she made it back. I met her after the first time she got clean. She's got a job and is in college now.
 
2012-11-21 12:30:24 AM
I don't know what's so weird about this picture, oh sure her eyes are...
i.cdn.turner.com
her eyes are...

eyes are...

are...

@ _ @
 
2012-11-21 12:41:25 AM
Roundup of roundup
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:43:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:43:36 AM

Hacker_X: BuckTurgidson: Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

wat?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't their phone. Either a phone at a store or one of the public emergency phones that some places have for directly dialing police or suicide hotlines.

Drunken walking is odd. Most places do have public intoxication laws but drunken walking is a new one for me.


Mayberry?
 
2012-11-21 12:44:57 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:47:01 AM

The Voice of Doom: i.imgur.com


CLASSIC!
 
2012-11-21 12:47:51 AM

squishface: webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]

Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.


In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
 
2012-11-21 12:49:47 AM
I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.
 
2012-11-21 12:51:11 AM

Yes this is dog: minnkat: YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.

Thank you for the laughs.


Minnkat, you are THE bestestest.
 
2012-11-21 12:53:04 AM
minnkat I scared my cat laughing so hard at that. Thanks.
 
2012-11-21 12:53:23 AM
Professor Pickles

Allow me to fix that for you:


i.cdn.turner.com

www.clusterfake.net
 
2012-11-21 12:56:46 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

pixhost.me
 
2012-11-21 01:02:44 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

How many times do we have to say it? DO NOT GO INTO THE POOL RIGHT AFTER IT'S BEEN SHOCKED!
 
2012-11-21 01:03:57 AM

MrHappyRotter: I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.


It's okay, nobody will judge you for being gay around here.
 
2012-11-21 01:31:15 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

www1.pictures.zimbio.com

It's the eyes and nose. A bit of hair dye, a chin job, and we're there...
 
2012-11-21 01:38:21 AM

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 500x629]
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.


Yeah, what the fark IS that, anyway?
 
2012-11-21 01:38:22 AM
www.clusterfake.net
 
2012-11-21 01:44:20 AM

AirForceVet: Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x630]

/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.



A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice. Mind you, they were't looking for people driving drunk, or even people who were displaying signs of severe intoxication, just people who had enough to drink to exceed their "lega limit" at the time(Usually a bullshiat term because there's no 'legal limit' if you aren't driving). Eventually they caved to the pressure and stopped, I can't remember if they fixed the farking law or not. It's one thing to bust people who are drunk and disorderly, or the times they bust people just to get them off the street for the night before they hurt themselves, but this was for generating revenue and farking over the little guy, nothing more.
 
2012-11-21 01:44:41 AM

nicoffeine: I don't know what's so weird about this picture, oh sure her eyes are...
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
her eyes are...

eyes are...

are...

@ _ @


I think it's the missing earring.
 
2012-11-21 01:47:20 AM
I read # 14 as: Arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, a battery, and abuse.

Took a second to figure out that I'd read it wrong, at first I just thought the description was overly detailed.
 
2012-11-21 01:50:22 AM

nicoffeine: I don't know what's so weird about this picture, oh sure her eyes are...
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
her eyes are...

eyes are...

are...

@ _ @


i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 02:05:59 AM

Mikey1969: A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice.


that lead to someone writing a letter that said "die in a fire" and thus a meme was born
 
2012-11-21 02:06:21 AM
www.gdprice.com
 
2012-11-21 02:15:58 AM

Mikey1969: Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public"


IIRC they were specifically targeting people in gay bars.
 
2012-11-21 02:29:49 AM

geekbikerskum: Mikey1969: Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public"

IIRC they were specifically targeting people in gay bars.


That was only one of the cases. There was also a guy in a hotel bar....and he was staying in the hotel. Plus, iirc, a bunch of sports bars in Dallas were targeted also.
 
2012-11-21 02:32:22 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: MadAzza: astouffer: basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.

It is sad. And now she's going to be wrapped up in the criminal justice system, which will do nothing for her -- or for society by incarcerating her.

She's lost.

No, some of them make it back. My bestie lived under a bridge for three years shooting junk, she made it back. I met her after the first time she got clean. She's got a job and is in college now.


That's good to hear. Thanks. I mean, I know some people kick it, but man, that's a tough road. Generally speaking, "the system" in the U.S. isn't kind in its treatment of addicts. But then, neither are the addicts themselves. Anyway, it's always nice to hear a success story.

And I'm sorry for being such a Debbie Downer in an otherwise fun thread!
 
2012-11-21 02:34:50 AM

astouffer: Deacon Blue: Farking young to be a needle freak

You don't have to inject Heroin. Artie Lange claimed to be deathly afraid of needles so he snorted. He joked about himself being the only 300lb heroin junkie.


Yeah, someone that young probably hasn't escalated to injection yet. Not that that's inevitable, mind you.
 
2012-11-21 02:56:40 AM

MrHappyRotter: 1) Cry me a river
2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off
3) Duck face
4) $100 a month sharpie habit
5) Nothing unusual about this on
6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.
7) Mmmm. Bears.
8) Some blond.
9) Floating head.
10) The tat says it all
11) Too pretty for prison
....


nice try, but it's not me
 
2012-11-21 03:06:03 AM

geekbikerskum: Mikey1969: Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public"

IIRC they were specifically targeting people in gay bars.


I don't remember that part. While they may have leaned towards harassing people in gay bars more often than "normal"(for want of a better term) bars, I would have seen it if it was exclusively gay bars.

Being Texas, focusing on persecuting gays doesn't surprise me in the least, though.
 
2012-11-21 03:08:36 AM

WhyteRaven74: Mikey1969: A few years ago, Texas had a phase where they were arresting people legally drinking inside the bars for being "drunk in public", it's total bullshiat, and they were defending the practice.

that lead to someone writing a letter that said "die in a fire" and thus a meme was born


Really? I hadn't heard that, I'll have to look that up in the morning. I find meme origins to be rather interesting, it gives insight into urban legends, which are often quite hard to nail down. Memes, on the other hand, owe their entire existence to the Internet, so there is quite often a trail to follow. Thanks for the tip.
 
2012-11-21 03:15:14 AM

Yes this is dog: minnkat: YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.

Thank you for the laughs.


Quick question on this topic. What is the socially acceptable way to thank someone for TF sponsorship? I've gotten sponsored twice now, and never known what exactly is expected. The first time, I searched and searched, finally found a normal email address tied to their Fark account and sent an email to that account, as well as the Fark.com one that gets created. The last time, I just favorite the person in case I ever saw them. Both times I was unable to figure out which post or series of posts were the catalyst for this, loading up all the pages I'd commented on in the previous day or two and searching each for the other user's name. No luck.

Basically I feel like if I don't say 'thanks' then I'm being rude, but if I go to the efforts of went to the first time, I look a little stalker-ish at best, and like a pathetic freak who can't make friends at the worst.

Really I just want to express gratitude and instead spend 3 days stressing out instead.
 
2012-11-21 03:17:00 AM

Deacon Blue: basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Farking young to be a needle freak


Possession doesn't always mean 'user'. Hell, she could be dealing or muling it. She also looks too healthy to be much of a user. I don't think she is, but being young doesn't stop them.
 
2012-11-21 03:21:31 AM
i907.photobucket.com

"I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public."
 
2012-11-21 03:21:52 AM

Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude


Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...
 
2012-11-21 03:22:47 AM

Mikey1969: Deacon Blue: basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Farking young to be a needle freak

Possession doesn't always mean 'user'. Hell, she could be dealing or muling it. She also looks too healthy to be much of a user. I don't think she is, but being young doesn't stop them.


Depends on the user, I had two friends that were junkies but they cared very much about their looks still. If you didn't know them behind closed doors then you would have never known that the lunch box they carried contained heroin and all the materials for shooting up. I knew them up until their fifth year of using but I lost touch with them after I moved out of state.
 
2012-11-21 03:29:24 AM

MrHappyRotter: I'm very uncomfortable with vagina. Merely typing the word has caused me countless minutes of uncontrollable vomitting. Vagina. It's like a cave of centipedes, slowly devouring a bed of slightly smaller centipedes. Vagina. Even the word looks disgusting and bizarre, no doubt a nod to the disgusting and bizarre appearance of the female sexual organs.


I hate the word, too. Somebody spent all day on here a few months ago telling me that I was an uptight prude that didn't respect women because I actually had the temerity to voice my opinion.

I'm not uptight, not a prude, and I DO respect women. I just don't like the word. It's an ugly looking, ugly sounding word about something that is oh-so-good, that's all. I also think the word 'penis' is pretty bad.

I was also informed that I was apparently supposed to like it for no other reason than because it was a biologically correct word, although I don't know how that's supposed to make it sound any better.
 
2012-11-21 03:29:25 AM

Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass purchase sex from them, so I got some up-close face time...

 
2012-11-21 03:34:12 AM

Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them


Mikey1969: I DO respect women


ok.
 
2012-11-21 03:34:51 AM

Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...


Ain't you a peach.
 
2012-11-21 03:42:04 AM

pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass purchase sex from them, so I got some up-close face time...


God no, I've always felt that it's better to go through a dry patch than to buy sex, especially from hookers on the street. It might be different in places where it's legal, since disease testing and use of condoms is mandatory. Also, when you have a legal business, it's in your best interest to have a product that people will be able to look at in the light, and doesn't kill off your client base.

But regular hookers on the street? Never, not in eleventy-bazillion millenia, no thanks.
 
2012-11-21 03:46:49 AM

MadAzza: Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...

Ain't you a peach.


Hey, all we did is pull up to the corner and wait extra long for them to get to the car and start making their pitch, or ask them if they knew where we could find some good looking hookers, we weren't kneecapping them with baseball bats or forcing them at gunpoint to strip in the median of the road. Lighten up, Francis, and welcome to fark. This statement is tame compared to the S.O.P. around here.
 
2012-11-21 03:50:22 AM

Mikey1969: Really? I hadn't heard that,


I remember the Fark thread where it blew up. Just look up "die in a fire" and either TABC or "Carolyn Beck"
 
2012-11-21 04:04:39 AM

pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them

Mikey1969: I DO respect women

ok.


Hey, I harass other people, too. Just because someone was born a woman, it doesn't actually mean that they warrant special behavior based on that and that alone, not only is that just sexism, it's also disrespectful. That doesn't mean you can't grab a door for a date, or pay for dinner on the date, but it's not because they have boobs and other female parts, but because they are a date, and it is a part of the dating ritual.
 
2012-11-21 04:07:18 AM

WhyteRaven74: Mikey1969: Really? I hadn't heard that,

I remember the Fark thread where it blew up. Just look up "die in a fire" and either TABC or "Carolyn Beck"


I find it kind of cool how many things have some part of their genesis in fark...
 
2012-11-21 04:22:56 AM

Mikey1969: pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them

Mikey1969: I DO respect women

ok.

Hey, I harass other people, too. Just because someone was born a woman, it doesn't actually mean that they warrant special behavior based on that and that alone, not only is that just sexism, it's also disrespectful. That doesn't mean you can't grab a door for a date, or pay for dinner on the date, but it's not because they have boobs and other female parts, but because they are a date, and it is a part of the dating ritual.


You are either a wonderful troll or an awful human being.
 
2012-11-21 04:34:55 AM
Two Weeks!

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i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-21 04:44:37 AM

Mikey1969: MadAzza: Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...

Ain't you a peach.

Hey, all we did is pull up to the corner and wait extra long for them to get to the car and start making their pitch, or ask them if they knew where we could find some good looking hookers, we weren't kneecapping them with baseball bats or forcing them at gunpoint to strip in the median of the road. Lighten up, Francis, and welcome to fark. This statement is tame compared to the S.O.P. around here.


fark you and your Fark cliches. Picking on people who are at the bottom rung of society in pretty much every way -- even to the point of agreeing to blow YOU for money -- is a dick thing to do, and your wheezing attempt to justify it is pathetic.

"We were just taking precious time away from their efforts to make money they desperately needed, telling them they were ugly, then laughing at them before driving away and congratulating ourselves on how clever and bold we were. We weren't kneecapping them, jeez, lighten up!"

Cockbag.
 
2012-11-21 04:54:27 AM

pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them

Mikey1969: I DO respect women

ok.

Hey, I harass other people, too. Just because someone was born a woman, it doesn't actually mean that they warrant special behavior based on that and that alone, not only is that just sexism, it's also disrespectful. That doesn't mean you can't grab a door for a date, or pay for dinner on the date, but it's not because they have boobs and other female parts, but because they are a date, and it is a part of the dating ritual.

You are either a wonderful troll or an awful human being.


Nope, just a normal person, one who isn't buying this Saint Of The Internet bullshiat. Try it on someone else. Talking trash to people on the street isn't even as bad as our supposed moral leaders get caught doing on a regular basis. The difference between your and I is that I will admit this. I also grew to not really like homeless people after seeing the same people with the same story day in and day out, does that bunch up your panties, too? If not, I can tell you that I was a "meanie" when I called them out on their bullshiat.
 
2012-11-21 04:59:54 AM

MadAzza: Mikey1969: MadAzza: Mikey1969: Fish in a Barrel: Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

Yeah, I was thinking that as far as prostitutes go, she was actually pretty decent looking, and I'm not just going on mugshots here, I used to live and work near Van Buren Ave in Phoenix, and there were some scary-ass ones there. When we were exceedingly drunk, we'd drive around and harass them, so I got some up-close face time...

Ain't you a peach.

Hey, all we did is pull up to the corner and wait extra long for them to get to the car and start making their pitch, or ask them if they knew where we could find some good looking hookers, we weren't kneecapping them with baseball bats or forcing them at gunpoint to strip in the median of the road. Lighten up, Francis, and welcome to fark. This statement is tame compared to the S.O.P. around here.

fark you and your Fark cliches. Picking on people who are at the bottom rung of society in pretty much every way -- even to the point of agreeing to blow YOU for money -- is a dick thing to do, and your wheezing attempt to justify it is pathetic.

"We were just taking precious time away from their efforts to make money they desperately needed, telling them they were ugly, then laughing at them before driving away and congratulating ourselves on how clever and bold we were. We weren't kneecapping them, jeez, lighten up!"

Cockbag.


Sorry dude, just like I told them other guy, you just aren't selling the whole "saint" thing. You can keep trying, but you're missing something, and I'm not sure what it is.

There are plenty of legitimate employment opportunities out there that don't require a skill set, and education or a resume. Turning tricks on a dirty street corner in a shiatty part of town pretty much means that you don't care enough to even try.
 
2012-11-21 05:19:17 AM

Mikey1969: pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: pissedoffmick: Mikey1969: we'd drive around and harass them

Mikey1969: I DO respect women

ok.

Hey, I harass other people, too. Just because someone was born a woman, it doesn't actually mean that they warrant special behavior based on that and that alone, not only is that just sexism, it's also disrespectful. That doesn't mean you can't grab a door for a date, or pay for dinner on the date, but it's not because they have boobs and other female parts, but because they are a date, and it is a part of the dating ritual.

You are either a wonderful troll or an awful human being.

Nope, just a normal person, one who isn't buying this Saint Of The Internet bullshiat. Try it on someone else. Talking trash to people on the street isn't even as bad as our supposed moral leaders get caught doing on a regular basis. The difference between your and I is that I will admit this. I also grew to not really like homeless people after seeing the same people with the same story day in and day out, does that bunch up your panties, too? If not, I can tell you that I was a "meanie" when I called them out on their bullshiat.


You are clearly just a crazy person. You freely admit (brag really) to "harassing" prostitutes and "talking trash" to homeless people. WTF happened to you that made you so awful - and so proud to be awful? You must have no self-worth at all to derive such pleasure from beating up the weakest people you can find.
 
2012-11-21 05:30:12 AM
i915.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 05:31:11 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

"Arrested for shoplifting"

Complainant: Wanda's Wonderful Wigs.
 
2012-11-21 05:34:12 AM
i915.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 05:34:59 AM

pissedoffmick: WTF happened to you that made you so awful - and so proud to be awful? You must have no self-worth at all to derive such pleasure from beating up the weakest people you can find.


Next time you pass a homeless person in the city I implore you to stop and have a chat with him/her. People act like this towards them all day and it brightens their to actually be recognized as just another person. They get called insults and racial slurs, pushed around, and spat upon.

/Used to talk to homeless people on a daily basis
//shared pizza with random ones on occasion if I was out.
 
2012-11-21 05:36:29 AM
errr "brightens their mood"

/ftfm
 
2012-11-21 05:39:12 AM
i915.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 05:44:04 AM

Mikey1969: There are plenty of legitimate employment opportunities out there that don't require a skill set, and education or a resume. Turning tricks on a dirty street corner in a shiatty part of town pretty much means that you don't care enough to even try.


Not pulling the whole saint thing here, but look up "human trafficking" and do a little reading. You might be able to find a good comeback for people who call you a cockbag for jeering at the margins of society.
 
2012-11-21 05:47:00 AM

pissedoffmick: You are clearly just a crazy person. You freely admit (brag really) to "harassing" prostitutes and "talking trash" to homeless people. WTF happened to you that made you so awful - and so proud to be awful? You must have no self-worth at all to derive such pleasure from beating up the weakest people you can find.


Yeah, whatever. I clearly stated that I experienced these homeless people on a daily basis, and heard the same story day in and day out. One guy needed "just 2 more dollars to get a pair of shoes so I can start my new job tomorrow" multiple times a week for months. When I called him on this, he informed me that his shoes had gotten stolen since the week before. He had no explanation for what must have been 40 other pair if shoes. Then we had the homeless guy that I had encountered 2 or 3 times over a year that "just needed to get $5 so he could buy a can of fix a flat to get back on the road". You see, this guy "wasn't homeless or nothing", he was just "traveling with my 9 year old daughter to start a new job in (Insert far off state here)" I was always welcome to "go around the corner and check" it was the "yellow car" and his daughter was always "in the back seat asleep". After I informed the guy that he had been telling me the same story for at least a year, and that if he did indeed have a flat tire again, maybe the streets of Phoenix weren't the best place for his tires, he got very confused and left without saying another word. The bartender came over and immediately bought me a beer, saying that he had not been able to find an effective way to get this guy out of his bar for months.

2 1/2 years working in downtown Phoenix, and a year with an apartment on the very same downtown streets. I've just relayed two quick stories of absolute bullshiat on the part of these people, and you wonder why I talk trash to these people? I've quite literally heard all of the stories, multiple times. I've also given the pizza that I brought home from work, gave them what was left, and looked back to see them toss it to the ground.

But hey, I get it. It makes it easier for you to sleep at night after ignoring them if you can pretend to be outraged on their behalf. You don't actually have to talk to them, but it sure makes you feel all tingly inside. I've met your type, too, and seen them be far worse than anything I've brought up.
 
2012-11-21 05:55:21 AM

Mikey1969: pissedoffmick: You are clearly just a crazy person. You freely admit (brag really) to "harassing" prostitutes and "talking trash" to homeless people. WTF happened to you that made you so awful - and so proud to be awful? You must have no self-worth at all to derive such pleasure from beating up the weakest people you can find.

Yeah, whatever. I clearly stated that I experienced these homeless people on a daily basis, and heard the same story day in and day out. One guy needed "just 2 more dollars to get a pair of shoes so I can start my new job tomorrow" multiple times a week for months. When I called him on this, he informed me that his shoes had gotten stolen since the week before. He had no explanation for what must have been 40 other pair if shoes. Then we had the homeless guy that I had encountered 2 or 3 times over a year that "just needed to get $5 so he could buy a can of fix a flat to get back on the road". You see, this guy "wasn't homeless or nothing", he was just "traveling with my 9 year old daughter to start a new job in (Insert far off state here)" I was always welcome to "go around the corner and check" it was the "yellow car" and his daughter was always "in the back seat asleep". After I informed the guy that he had been telling me the same story for at least a year, and that if he did indeed have a flat tire again, maybe the streets of Phoenix weren't the best place for his tires, he got very confused and left without saying another word. The bartender came over and immediately bought me a beer, saying that he had not been able to find an effective way to get this guy out of his bar for months.

2 1/2 years working in downtown Phoenix, and a year with an apartment on the very same downtown streets. I've just relayed two quick stories of absolute bullshiat on the part of these people, and you wonder why I talk trash to these people? I've quite literally heard all of the stories, multiple times. I've also given the pizza that I brought home from wo ...


This 2000 word potato is your argument AGAINST being labeled a crazy person?
 
2012-11-21 06:12:41 AM

pissedoffmick: This 2000 word potato is your argument AGAINST being labeled a crazy person?


It's always interesting to see what people will post when they've got nothing to rebut with. I'm "crazy" because I've actually pointed out examples of how many times I heard the same bullshiat from the same people, so as a result I don't fall for it anymore? Sorry dude, your debate skills leave a lot to be desired. I'm not "crazy" and my post wasn't an exercise in counting to potato.

You have a good night, I'm done. I'm finally able to get to sleep, and I'm taking advantage of the window before it's another morning where it's 9 am and I still can't get to sleep. Chalk this up to a "win" if you want, I don't really give a fark.
 
2012-11-21 06:33:34 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
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images2.wikia.nocookie.net
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/hot linked
 
2012-11-21 06:35:32 AM
Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? So you can't even walk home from the bar now?
 
2012-11-21 07:42:22 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

Hi, I'm Gabe Newell.
 
2012-11-21 07:47:27 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

www.wearysloth.com

/amazed no one thought of this beforehand.
 
2012-11-21 07:56:03 AM

Mikey1969: You have a good night, I'm done. I'm finally able to get to sleep, and I'm taking advantage of the window before it's another morning where it's 9 am and I still can't get to sleep. Chalk this up to a "win" if you want, I don't really give a fark.


i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-21 08:06:55 AM

Fish in a Barrel: i.cdn.turner.com

Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

 

www.411nola.com
 
2012-11-21 08:11:11 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
static.moviefanatic.com

/Hot like androgeny
 
2012-11-21 08:26:39 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-11-21 08:42:01 AM

Hacker_X: pho


Hacker_X: BuckTurgidson: Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

wat?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't their phone. Either a phone at a store or one of the public emergency phones that some places have for directly dialing police or suicide hotlines.

Drunken walking is odd. Most places do have public intoxication laws but drunken walking is a new one for me.




That, or she was yapping to somebody on the phone instead of giving the cop her undivided attention. Anything that a cop construes as disrespect is an automatic jailin'.

Drunken walking... that sounds like something MADD pushed through the legislature.
 
2012-11-21 10:18:27 AM
Unlawful use of a phone- failure to hang up = keeping the line engaged in order to disrupt another's service.

Ex. Crazy chick refuses to leave someone's home, locks herself in a room and takes the phone off the hook so the homeowner can't call 911. In order to explain the lack of a trespassing charge it could have been her own residence but family was trying to make her leave for using up all their sharpies
 
2012-11-21 11:38:04 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-11-21 11:54:33 AM
I would hit 1 and 8 but not 13.

If dey on smack, stay back.
 
2012-11-21 11:59:09 AM

olddinosaur: I would hit 1 and 8 but not 13.

If dey on smack, stay back.


haveaseat.jpg
 
2012-11-21 12:06:45 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

images1.wikia.nocookie.net 

/amirite?
 
2012-11-21 12:20:25 PM

WhyteRaven74: Mikey1969: Really? I hadn't heard that,

I remember the Fark thread where it blew up. Just look up "die in a fire" and either TABC or "Carolyn Beck"


Huh. Learn something new every day. Hell, I had even sighed up for Fark right around the same period.
 
2012-11-21 01:08:59 PM
img825.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-21 01:41:19 PM
img211.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-21 07:44:05 PM

imtheonlylp: amirite?


Nope.
 
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