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(The Smoking Gun)   'Two-faced, one-eyed crazy biatches' basically sums up this week's mug shot roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 132
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2012-11-20 08:32:12 PM
i.imgur.com
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.
 
2012-11-20 08:44:43 PM
Don't see why this one got the green after the other one already had several comments, including a 'shop.

Modmins just making people do extra work.

And right before the holidays! Ain't nobody got time for that!


/not subby for either one 
//not 'shop artist either
 
2012-11-20 08:50:56 PM
Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?

Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.

SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!
 
2012-11-20 09:33:28 PM

Mangoose: Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?

Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.

SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!


It's a drug that's done great things for my record collection but I've never had a desire to do it myself.
 
2012-11-20 09:34:56 PM

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 500x629]
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.


I'm not sure which is worse...the eyebrows or the charge


i.cdn.turner.com

//bears repeating
 
2012-11-20 09:36:25 PM
img690.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 09:46:46 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.
 
2012-11-20 10:08:09 PM
Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

i.cdn.turner.com

/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.
 
2012-11-20 10:11:01 PM
i.cdn.turner.com


blogs.amctv.com

 
2012-11-20 10:39:18 PM
Separated at birth?
i.cdn.turner.com 

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2012-11-20 11:10:20 PM
img855.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 11:18:20 PM
img31.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 11:20:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:23:23 PM
This guy either suffers from hemi-spatial neglect, or he's half-man/half-mani.cdn.turner.com 
Yo Yo Ma
 
2012-11-20 11:24:07 PM

minnkat: i.imgur.com


Always superb.
 
2012-11-20 11:25:50 PM
*clicks link*

michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-20 11:26:19 PM
Won't someone lend her an ear?
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-20 11:28:49 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Looks just like one of the interns at my office. And I wouldn't put it past her.
 
2012-11-20 11:29:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:29:38 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
cache.ohinternet.com 

u mad bro?
 
2012-11-20 11:30:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:30:47 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
I didn't think I had OCD, but it's driving me crazy that those flamingly stupid eyebrows don't quite match up.
 
2012-11-20 11:31:21 PM
Professor Pickles: ...

u mad bro?


Ahhhhh that's who she reminded me of, thanks!
 
2012-11-20 11:34:08 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:34:43 PM
 
2012-11-20 11:36:52 PM
Provided it isn't adulterated, Herointm, if it doesn't kill ya' isn't that rough physiologically. Everyone around here hates it because they feel it robs them of their personalities and empathy, though.
 
2012-11-20 11:38:18 PM
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.


wat?
 
2012-11-20 11:39:46 PM

basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


seriously! i was just in Vancouver and stumbled upon E. Hastings St. whilst walking about after work.
awful/scary/sad bunch of junkies. lots of the youngsters looked liked ghosts. **brrrrrrr**
had to go back into the downtown to see some healthy people to rinse the foul out of my mind.

/stop now young pup!
 
2012-11-20 11:40:24 PM
i1211.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 11:41:56 PM
minnkat:

I'm giggling my head off. At all of yours. 

Others' too, but all of yours.
 
2012-11-20 11:44:38 PM
phlegmmo

Separated at birth?


That was my first thought also.
 
2012-11-20 11:46:06 PM
Wonder how often she shaves?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-20 11:47:19 PM
i.imgur.comimg157.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-20 11:48:23 PM
i.cdn.turner.com 
Gaben?
 
2012-11-20 11:50:33 PM
Arrested for assault, kidnapping, and robbery.
i.cdn.turner.com
media.screened.com 
That's what they get for interrupting Beecher while he's shaving.
 
2012-11-20 11:51:17 PM

lordargent: [i.imgur.com image 500x629][img157.imageshack.us image 231x229]


Keep Sharpies away from Vulcans?
 
2012-11-20 11:51:28 PM
That one guy in the funky t-shirt looks like Kevin Smith O.o
 
2012-11-20 11:51:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:52:36 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude
 
2012-11-20 11:54:59 PM

basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.
 
2012-11-20 11:56:51 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

thechriswhitingshow.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-20 11:56:57 PM

Fish in a Barrel: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude


Could be... would be interesting to see a 'shop with all the makeup reduced to normal flesh tones.
 
2012-11-20 11:58:16 PM

astouffer: basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.


It is sad. And now she's going to be wrapped up in the criminal justice system, which will do nothing for her -- or for society by incarcerating her.

She's lost.
 
2012-11-21 12:00:54 AM

basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


Farking young to be a needle freak
 
2012-11-21 12:02:21 AM

AirForceVet: Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x630]

/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.


In his case, the actual charge was probably "Being a whiny biatch" but since that's not an actual crime, they chose the next best thing.
 
2012-11-21 12:03:32 AM

webthing01: [img690.imageshack.us image 850x717]


Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.
 
2012-11-21 12:04:49 AM
YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.
 
2012-11-21 12:05:30 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

www.magweb.com


lordargent: [i.imgur.com image 500x629][img157.imageshack.us image 231x229]


I was thinking Vulcan as well. 

And add me to the "Drunken walking? WTF??" pile.
 
2012-11-21 12:18:06 AM
www.kanewj.com
 
2012-11-21 12:18:24 AM
1) Cry me a river
2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off
3) Duck face
4) $100 a month sharpie habit
5) Nothing unusual about this on
6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.
7) Mmmm. Bears.
8) Some blond.
9) Floating head.
10) The tat says it all
11) Too pretty for prison
12) It's Pat!
13) Again, what's odd about this?
14) Pucker up
15) She likes cookies. And cats. Lots of cats.
 
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