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(Fox News)   Ladies, are you tired of that pesky pinky toe not fitting into your favorite stilettos? Boy, do we have the surgery for you   (foxnews.com) divider line 29
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2012-11-20 08:32:40 PM
11 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2012-11-21 12:35:07 AM
10 votes:

rebelyell2006: I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.


No, your problem is thinking you look good in a fedora.
2012-11-21 12:33:54 AM
4 votes:
www.freewebs.com
2012-11-20 09:55:15 PM
4 votes:
Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males
2012-11-21 12:56:33 AM
3 votes:
yourtattoosucks.com


/You all took too long so I had to do it myself
///Be ashamed!
2012-11-21 12:37:38 AM
3 votes:
You know what they say about girls with big feet?
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-21 12:35:46 AM
3 votes:
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
2012-11-21 12:24:28 AM
3 votes:

Wizzin: Women have feet?


Some do. To find the feet you must first locate the mammary glands. Approximately 12 - 24 inches from there you'll find the labia, lip-like skin extensions of the vagina. Try not to be disgusted by the labia, at least keep your lunch down for a little longer. If you look an additional 24 - 36 inches further down the body from the labia, you'll likely find between 1 and 3 feet -- the terminal ends of the legs. Keep in mind that in some women, the feet are non-existent or VERY hard to find.
2012-11-21 03:07:46 AM
2 votes:

Darkraven:


You know, I'm glad someone thought of this. As an ex dancer, I have ugly feet nowadays (which I countered by getting large flowers tattooed on the top and a constant flow of pedicures.

However, even having large bony feet, I still have stilettos that I love and wear all the time. Most of the time I buy them a half size large and get supportive inserts for them. I would never EVER cut off a toe or consider this.

Of course, at my height, I can't wear stilettos in Chinatown without people running away and screaming "GODZIRRA!!" but that's neither here nor there. *shrug*
2012-11-21 02:42:38 AM
2 votes:

omeganuepsilon: //Burning time while i decide what to have for a late dinner.


May I recommend a Valium?
2012-11-21 02:25:29 AM
2 votes:

bahknee: Interesting that the article mentions bunion surgery as if it were a vanity surgery like the rest.


Why, did I ever tell you the tale of Paul Bunyon's surgery? It took two swimming pools of brandy just to calm him down, for starters. They had to use the spire from the Empire State Building as a needle, and it took half the drugs in downtown Detroit to knock him out. There were some unhappy junkies that day, I'll tell you what. The blood from the procedure created the Potomac River. It's cleaned up a bit since then, but only a little. But it was worth it. Once the whole thing was over, Pauline Bunyon lived a long, happy, female life. That blue ox wasn't the only babe after that surgery! What happened to the...leftovers? Well, you only THOUGHT the Washington Monument was made of marble. Now, you mind find this story tough to believe, but every word is 100% true.
2012-11-21 12:40:25 AM
2 votes:
cdn3.hark.com
2012-11-21 12:26:12 AM
2 votes:
A few toes on her left foot were longer than the others, making that foot an entire size larger than her right foot. The solution: A surgical procedure cutting off about a centimeter of her second toe.

I wonder if they could level out my balls.
2012-11-20 10:45:11 PM
2 votes:
Eh, Cinderella's sisters did it first.
2012-11-20 09:02:29 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure

i47.photobucket.com

God damnit. Really, Memphis? Really?
2012-11-20 08:30:13 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

/Oblig & hot.
2012-11-21 11:59:05 PM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: Gentlemen, you know that one thing you want her to do? No, not that.... THAT. Yes. If you rub her feet, she will more than likely do it. I am not kidding.


My wife has the most adorable little feet in the universe. I'd rub them for the enjoyment of it even if she didn't let me stick it in her pooper.
2012-11-21 03:43:35 AM
1 votes:

Max Awesome: Meh, I'm not going to judge. Somebody hacked-off the end of my dick for aesthetic reasons, and I wasn't even asked about it before-hand.

Their bodies, their choice.


i293.photobucket.com 

Agrees.
2012-11-21 02:58:55 AM
1 votes:
Meh, I'm not going to judge. Somebody hacked-off the end of my dick for aesthetic reasons, and I wasn't even asked about it before-hand.

Their bodies, their choice.
2012-11-21 01:50:25 AM
1 votes:

JosephFinn: Eh, Sondheim was way ahead of them.

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That aspect of the story goes back long, long before Sondheim.

Also this, can't believe I'm the weeners/boobies, etc.

www.cosplayisland.co.uk
2012-11-21 12:47:10 AM
1 votes:
fc04.deviantart.net 

/Hot.
2012-11-21 12:44:21 AM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: PanicMan: This is stupid. There's no reason to do this. Also:

Garrett Tenney is part of the Junior Reporter program at Fox News. Get more information on the Junior Reporters Program here.

I think that means he's unpaid.


I just assumed he was 12.
2012-11-21 12:40:54 AM
1 votes:

there their theyre: Indypendy: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.

I was going to say nothing wrong with little girl boobies but I do no want to have a seat over there. Small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Unless they are small boobs on a fat girl, which is just sad.

Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.


I just want the extra pocket that cleavage provides. Other ladies get to tuck money there, cell phones, ipods, hand grenades, extra ammo, knives, brass knuckles...with big enough tits I could be a one woman arsenal. As it stands now, I couldn't even carry a derringer concealed. Kind of hinders my plans for world domination.

/just a tiny little chick.
2012-11-21 12:38:20 AM
1 votes:
You know what they say about women with big feet. They have big penises.
2012-11-21 12:30:46 AM
1 votes:
Tired of extra fingers?
image.retrojunk.com
i116.photobucket.com
Try Handi-Off.

And now new Toe-Riffic for toes.
2012-11-21 12:25:48 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure

[i47.photobucket.com image 448x400]

God damnit. Really, Memphis? Really?


With their feet ten feet off of Beale
2012-11-21 12:24:08 AM
1 votes:
Y'know, if only they amputated those offending toes when they were babies.

Apparently, according to all the men who now have no foreskin, you don't miss it and in fact, they prefer it that way!

Chop those toes off, moms and dads, your girls will love you for it!
2012-11-20 10:36:35 PM
1 votes:
I'm 5'2, so I wear heels a lot when dressing up because it makes me look better in my clothes, but I'm not so vain as to mutilate myself in order to wear a smaller shoe size. The shiat women do to themselves for no good reason.......baffles the imagination. You know, if the media/fashion industry/Hollywood hadn't convinced women that they need to be a size 0, cut off toes to wear expensive shoes, get size GGG breasts and enough Botox that they'll never blink again, maybe just maybe we'd see more young girls saying their #1 aspiration was to be President rather than a model or an actress.

I know, I know....I sound fat. No, just fed up with women who torture themselves for no reason other than to be trendy.
2012-11-20 10:22:00 PM
1 votes:
If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.
 
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