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(Fox News)   Ladies, are you tired of that pesky pinky toe not fitting into your favorite stilettos? Boy, do we have the surgery for you   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2012-11-20 09:55:15 PM  
8 votes:
Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males
2012-11-21 12:14:30 AM  
7 votes:
If your feet don't fit in the shoes you want to wear...you're wearing the wrong size shoes.
2012-11-21 12:27:37 AM  
5 votes:
I've never once had pain from my little toe. But then again, I wear shoes that are the right size for my feet and I treat my body with the respect it deserves.
2012-11-21 12:14:47 AM  
5 votes:
FTFA:
"I've never felt this good about something I've done," she added. "If it's vain, it's vain."

No, it's just stupid. And YOU are stupid.
2012-11-20 10:36:35 PM  
5 votes:
I'm 5'2, so I wear heels a lot when dressing up because it makes me look better in my clothes, but I'm not so vain as to mutilate myself in order to wear a smaller shoe size. The shiat women do to themselves for no good reason.......baffles the imagination. You know, if the media/fashion industry/Hollywood hadn't convinced women that they need to be a size 0, cut off toes to wear expensive shoes, get size GGG breasts and enough Botox that they'll never blink again, maybe just maybe we'd see more young girls saying their #1 aspiration was to be President rather than a model or an actress.

I know, I know....I sound fat. No, just fed up with women who torture themselves for no reason other than to be trendy.
2012-11-21 12:35:46 AM  
3 votes:
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
2012-11-21 12:18:13 AM  
3 votes:
Or hey, here's an idea...

Start biatching and boycotting the shoemakers until they make shoes that don't cause deformation and require you to hack off a toe?

Ah, but what do I know? I'm a man after all and don't put my health over fashion.
2012-11-21 12:06:06 AM  
3 votes:
That's so retro

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2012-11-20 10:51:14 PM  
3 votes:

Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

We don't care.
2012-11-20 10:45:11 PM  
3 votes:
Eh, Cinderella's sisters did it first.
2012-11-20 10:22:00 PM  
3 votes:
If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.
2012-11-20 10:01:52 PM  
3 votes:
Wide-footed. Avoided heels at all costs. Prefer sneakers.

What the Fark is so awesome about a garddamn shoe size that wimmen covet such *pain*?

/plans on walking upright in her old age, old maid or not
2012-11-21 02:37:38 AM  
2 votes:
Why the fark does THIS asshole .....

www.866866feet.com

...get to charge thousands of dollars to MUTILATE people, and yet THIS lovely lady.......

assets.nydailynews.com

...gets thrown in jail for simply massaging a cock for twenty bucks?
2012-11-21 12:29:40 AM  
2 votes:
I wear a size 11 to 12 in women's shoes and have since high school. I can't walk into most shoe stores and expect to find shoes that fit, which is why I shop at Payless Shoes so often.

Narrow shoes, extra pointy toes, overly high heels: these are torture devices foisted on the average woman as "fashion".
2012-11-21 12:24:34 AM  
2 votes:
Of course, once you have toes removed for "cosmetic purposes," your feet will only look good in those shoes for which you have had yourself mutilated. And not sandals, ever again. 


/squick
2012-11-21 12:24:08 AM  
2 votes:
Y'know, if only they amputated those offending toes when they were babies.

Apparently, according to all the men who now have no foreskin, you don't miss it and in fact, they prefer it that way!

Chop those toes off, moms and dads, your girls will love you for it!
2012-11-21 12:17:56 AM  
2 votes:
"Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Yeah, you know what, I think I'm going to judge anyway, you stupid, stupid twit.
2012-11-20 11:34:33 PM  
2 votes:
TFA: "Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Oh, we'll judge. We'll definitely judge. You're a vain twat. Put that money to good use and stop wasting your resources, you gimp.
2012-11-20 09:56:38 PM  
2 votes:
I got 99 problems, but cutting toes off so I can wear a shoe two sizes smaller ain't one.
2012-11-20 08:32:40 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-22 09:49:10 PM  
1 vote:

Coco LaFemme: I'm 5'2, so I wear heels a lot when dressing up because it makes me look better in my clothes, but I'm not so vain as to mutilate myself in order to wear a smaller shoe size. The shiat women do to themselves for no good reason.......baffles the imagination. You know, if the media/fashion industry/Hollywood hadn't convinced women that they need to be a size 0, cut off toes to wear expensive shoes, get size GGG breasts and enough Botox that they'll never blink again, maybe just maybe we'd see more young girls saying their #1 aspiration was to be President rather than a model or an actress.

I know, I know....I sound fat. No, just fed up with women who torture themselves for no reason other than to be trendy.


No, you don't sound fat. You sound as though you believe everyone but the women in question are responsible for their insane choices.
2012-11-21 05:52:25 PM  
1 vote:
omeganuepsilon: For me, the sexiest thing about a foot is when it has a thick sock on it, even during sex. Ever go at it and get a scratch on a shin from a toenail? Get a toe caught in a loose thread?

Jesus, who or what are you f#cking that all this horrorshow nonsense is occuring? In my experience, most women enjoy having their feet massaged, and maintain them appropriately, and I for one am happy to oblige.

Gentlemen, you know that one thing you want her to do? No, not that.... THAT. Yes. If you rub her feet, she will more than likely do it. I am not kidding.
2012-11-21 07:51:02 AM  
1 vote:
Hey Attentions Whores!

BUY SHOES THAT FIT!!1!

That is all.
2012-11-21 04:15:36 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Uncle Tractor: Indypendy: Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.

Be happy with what you've got. I have no doubt there are plenty of guys out there who are. If you're healthy, natural, somewhere between puberty and menopause (and legal), most men will find you attractive.

/hate hate hate cosmetic surgery

Don't listen to people like this. If you aren't fully satisfied with yourself, why not fix it?


Do what you want, of coursem but if you want my opinion small & real > big & fake.

Fake boobies are for cancer survivors and strippers, mostly.

/Yes, will shut up now.
2012-11-21 04:04:07 AM  
1 vote:

Uchiha_Cycliste: tinfoil-hat maggie: Uchiha_Cycliste: Hagenhatesyouall: Why the fark does THIS asshole .....

[www.866866feet.com image 173x276]

...get to charge thousands of dollars to MUTILATE people, and yet THIS lovely lady.......

[assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364]

...gets thrown in jail for simply massaging a cock for twenty bucks?

Because Jesus, also power.

I think I remember you saying something about misogyny on fark, well, it does suck but it's a fact of life.

Yeah, I did. Incidentally, I think a really good example of the creepiness I was talking about (as opposed to the playfullness you, me and gryfalcon had) can be seen in the thread about Obama posing with the Olympic gymnast. Linked for your convenience Though, I doubt it's necessary as I suspect you know what I'm talking about.

Anyways, back to why hooking is illegal? It's to keep women down. Just like the abortion and healthcare debates (that I swear to god is disgraceful to be having in the century, as we resolved all this 40 years ago =/) It's a power play to ensure that men maintain their advantageous position in the the balance of power with women. There is seriously no reason for prostitution to be illegal. As George Carlin put it, selling is legal and f*cking is legal, but selling f*cking isn't!
I understand the fears of women being taken advantage of, but they strike me as shallow fears and something that regulation would easily take care of. Were these activities legal the women could turn to the judicial system when they have issues instead of having to settle things extra-legally.

If I can draw a parallel, in many ways is is similar to the war on drugs. When there is a dispute in the dealing on black-market substances, both parties must settle their disputes with violence as they have no other recourse. Keeping prostitution illegal results in the same problems.

Prostitution is illegal so that men as a whole can maintain their advantage over women, by virtue of being a man. No other reason mak ...


Whoa, whoa.. Back up the women's studies bus, Sparky. Prostitution is illegal for some of the above mentioned reasons, but your conclusion suffers from insufficient input, I think.
Prostitution is also illegal because many married women do not want their husbands "needs" being fulfilled elsewhere. Once you attach a social stigma to it, societal pressures keep many of the more meek ones in line.
The oldest truism in the book goes like this: "Sex is the price women pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men pay for sex."
Pretty much any behavior exhibited by either gender can be boiled down to the simple engine that drives society as a whole- Women want to appear attractive in order to improve their choices in husband/mate material. They're geared for security- Security=healthy environment to raise children. Men will seek status, wealth or power to improve their chances at finding more attractive partners. Money/power=Sex.

Cutting toes off? This equals higher heels, more defined calves, and a rounder boo-tay. Prettier= "I can find a husband and have babies."

/go ahead and take personal exception to broad generalizations.
//After you do that, look around and see how many it actually DOES fit.
2012-11-21 03:56:31 AM  
1 vote:

Uchiha_Cycliste: Prostitution is illegal so that men as a whole can maintain their advantage over women, by virtue of being a man. No other reason makes sense.


[threadjack, but what the hell, I'll reply]

There are a few supporting reasons. Not that I think it should be illegal mind you, but legitimate concerns.

1. STD's. They're still a very scary thing. The legal and somewhat regulated porn industry is plagued by it as is. We've proven we can't handle such things with any ability, and that's with people that won't be spreading what they have as much because it's not so much of a service business.

2. Sociey's wishes. We do still live in a democracy, unfortunately. The largest and loudest collection of assholes gets what they want. A lot of people still think sex is dirty, so that's what kind of laws we end up with. Weed and gay marriage are garnering more and more support, sure, but smokers have caught the short end of the stick lately because it's out of vogue, and people are trying to push that on food now, and have on alcohol since the beginning of time. All in the name of democracy.

3. The effect on society. Most everyone on fark hates things like Jersey Shore and the Kardashians, and from what I've seen of hookers, much like celebrities with zero education speaking out on political matters.... Do we want to incorporate another whole legion of Destiny, Chastity, and whatever other shallow stripper named populace we can think of...to our own progressive society? It takes zero education to be a hooker, and have it be a credible profession for little girls view as an option for going through life? What would be motivation for even attempting to get an education when you can make good money farking all day?

4. Logistics. In the modern world, you can't just say, "OK, it's legal now" without a whole lot of bad shiat happening. We'd need more government, more health care, more regulation and inspection, for safety of the workers and the johns, and to weed out abuse and other bad aspects of pimping.

I'm all for it, personally, if a good federal plan were drawn up to ensure good oversights. Could be a good source of revenue, but would also be expensive to run and oversee, so that could be a wash right there as far as the betterment of society goes.

I don't think it's a power struggle between men vs women issue, that's sort of an outrageous claim. Millions of men would vote for it, and millions of women against. Religion vs I don't give a fark, sure, that much is blatantly obvious.
2012-11-21 03:25:00 AM  
1 vote:
No farking way. Not to me. I have enough problems with my feet as it is. I don't need to fall off high heels and break an ankle. At most, I'll wear a 1-2" heel.
2012-11-21 03:22:08 AM  
1 vote:

dericwater: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

WARNING: EXTREMELY NSFW


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2012-11-21 03:19:57 AM  
1 vote:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Uchiha_Cycliste: Hagenhatesyouall: Why the fark does THIS asshole .....

[www.866866feet.com image 173x276]

...get to charge thousands of dollars to MUTILATE people, and yet THIS lovely lady.......

[assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364]

...gets thrown in jail for simply massaging a cock for twenty bucks?

Because Jesus, also power.

I think I remember you saying something about misogyny on fark, well, it does suck but it's a fact of life.


Yeah, I did. Incidentally, I think a really good example of the creepiness I was talking about (as opposed to the playfullness you, me and gryfalcon had) can be seen in the thread about Obama posing with the Olympic gymnast. Linked for your convenience Though, I doubt it's necessary as I suspect you know what I'm talking about.

Anyways, back to why hooking is illegal? It's to keep women down. Just like the abortion and healthcare debates (that I swear to god is disgraceful to be having in the century, as we resolved all this 40 years ago =/) It's a power play to ensure that men maintain their advantageous position in the the balance of power with women. There is seriously no reason for prostitution to be illegal. As George Carlin put it, selling is legal and f*cking is legal, but selling f*cking isn't!
I understand the fears of women being taken advantage of, but they strike me as shallow fears and something that regulation would easily take care of. Were these activities legal the women could turn to the judicial system when they have issues instead of having to settle things extra-legally.

If I can draw a parallel, in many ways is is similar to the war on drugs. When there is a dispute in the dealing on black-market substances, both parties must settle their disputes with violence as they have no other recourse. Keeping prostitution illegal results in the same problems.

Prostitution is illegal so that men as a whole can maintain their advantage over women, by virtue of being a man. No other reason makes sense.
2012-11-21 03:18:59 AM  
1 vote:

dericwater: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

WARNING: EXTREMELY NSFW


You know, I'm all for some petite woman gently "fisting"(more of a folded hand, and not very far either) another vaginally, on occasion, but that takes it to the extreme. There was literally an inside-out anus for crying out loud.

Can't say you didn't warn me, but it's like a train wreck, you've got to at least peak. Worth it? No, so I felt a further warning might help a few sleep better tonite.
2012-11-21 03:06:16 AM  
1 vote:
I wear a size 12W shoe and can't be bothered to shop for heels. So I pretty much wear men's jogging shoes, size 10.5. Of course, that is the most popular men's size and hard to find. I can find ugly, ill-fitting and pain-inducing ladies 'dress shoes' in my size at Payless, or I can shop via catalog for stilettos, stripper heels, and thigh high boots in my size and width, but I am already tall and not in need of six inch lucite platform stilettos. Every catalog I have seen featuring large-size women's shoes, you can tell it is targeted toward transgendered males. The sizes go up to 17+. So it would still be buying men's shoes. I can't win.
2012-11-21 02:24:11 AM  
1 vote:

Apos: bahknee: Interesting that the article mentions bunion surgery as if it were a vanity surgery like the rest.

You expect a FOX news site to be fair and balanced?


You're right. I forgot the source.

Uchiha_Cycliste: bahknee: Interesting that the article mentions bunion surgery as if it were a vanity surgery like the rest.

Why wouldn't it be? It's cutting away bone for a more comfortable fit.


Cutting away bone to relieve constant pain (usually due to ill-fitting shoes, but not always) is not vanity. Bunions don't just look ugly, they feel awful too. Not everyone has exactly the same bunion problems, but some people really do need surgery to live without pain.
2012-11-21 01:39:13 AM  
1 vote:

debug: You would think there would be a market for shoes that are actually designed for women's feet to fit in. I wonder why no one makes shoes like this.


Maybe let women, instead of homos, design them.
2012-11-21 01:20:44 AM  
1 vote:

EggSniper: You could spend a bunch of money mutilating yourself in an effort to fit in with others' conception of 'fashion'...

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...or you could just wear something sensible and fashionable

[www.kirainet.com image 419x288]


I used to think my short, wide feet sucked, but then I

lh3.googleusercontent.com

They look better in jeans though.
2012-11-21 12:37:31 AM  
1 vote:
You would think there would be a market for shoes that are actually designed for women's feet to fit in. I wonder why no one makes shoes like this.
2012-11-21 12:35:07 AM  
1 vote:

rebelyell2006: I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.


No, your problem is thinking you look good in a fedora.
2012-11-21 12:29:48 AM  
1 vote:

Indypendy: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.


I was going to say nothing wrong with little girl boobies but I do no want to have a seat over there. Small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Unless they are small boobs on a fat girl, which is just sad.

Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.
2012-11-21 12:27:47 AM  
1 vote:
"Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Unless you're in the middle of the desert and have worn through your shoes, there's no reason for you to not be able to find a comfortable pair of shoes and make do. And don't biatch about being in pain when your choice in footwear is driven more by fashion than comfort.
2012-11-21 12:26:37 AM  
1 vote:
I've been asking for this for years, and everyone seems to think I'm weird.

Little toes are good for nothing but pain. I'd prefer locating the gene that causes them so that I could sort through my sex cells and create four-toed children, but what the hey. Surgery works. Is cheap.
2012-11-21 12:26:12 AM  
1 vote:
A few toes on her left foot were longer than the others, making that foot an entire size larger than her right foot. The solution: A surgical procedure cutting off about a centimeter of her second toe.

I wonder if they could level out my balls.
2012-11-21 12:18:36 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-21 12:18:22 AM  
1 vote:
Has the whole world gone farking insane!?

Oh wait.. I think I know the answer.
2012-11-21 12:15:19 AM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males


Way ahead of you.

I am in fact quite sad that one of the soles started to peel off a little the other day. I need those boots so I don't break my ankle hiking around the giant hill we call a campus.
 
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