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2012-11-21 12:35:20 AM
Stupid women pay $50 for a cotton broadcloth button down collar shirt with the buttons on the wrong side instead of $15 for a man's shirt. "But the tailoring" - it's a farking seam that has to be sewn regardless, and doesn't cost any more.

/stupid farking women
 
2012-11-21 12:35:25 AM
If I had the money, I would have my baby toe removed, all the way back to my heel. Wide feet suck.
 
2012-11-21 12:35:46 AM
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
 
2012-11-21 12:37:31 AM
You would think there would be a market for shoes that are actually designed for women's feet to fit in. I wonder why no one makes shoes like this.
 
2012-11-21 12:37:38 AM

farkingismybusiness: rebelyell2006: I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.

No, your problem is thinking you look good in a fedora.


fark you, man. A brown fedora combined with pinstripes is awesome. Especially when going to the symphony.
 
2012-11-21 12:37:38 AM
You know what they say about girls with big feet?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-21 12:37:41 AM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: Those of us with teensy little toes that get underneath the other toes, probably wouldn't even in notice that I was 4-toed in my sandals. And I wouldn't really care if you did.


If you're not wearing a French pedicure and pricey designer Hey Lookit My Feet sandals, nope, no one will notice.
 
2012-11-21 12:38:19 AM

PanicMan: This is stupid. There's no reason to do this. Also:

Garrett Tenney is part of the Junior Reporter program at Fox News. Get more information on the Junior Reporters Program here.


I think that means he's unpaid.
 
2012-11-21 12:38:20 AM
You know what they say about women with big feet. They have big penises.
 
2012-11-21 12:38:49 AM

rebelyell2006: farkingismybusiness: rebelyell2006: I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.

No, your problem is thinking you look good in a fedora.

fark you, man. A brown fedora combined with pinstripes is awesome. Especially when going to the symphony.


Hmm. Quite.
 
2012-11-21 12:39:34 AM
Sounds like a lot of you guys are completely uninformed about high heel fetishists. I'm a heterosexual guy, and I think high heels are sexy. But I don't think women should wear them for foot-damaging extended periods of time, like all day at work or all night partying. Maybe just in the bedroom, with very little walking.

Yes, heels are nice, but I prefer my women to not have mangled feet.
 
2012-11-21 12:40:25 AM
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2012-11-21 12:40:54 AM

there their theyre: Indypendy: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.

I was going to say nothing wrong with little girl boobies but I do no want to have a seat over there. Small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Unless they are small boobs on a fat girl, which is just sad.

Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.


I just want the extra pocket that cleavage provides. Other ladies get to tuck money there, cell phones, ipods, hand grenades, extra ammo, knives, brass knuckles...with big enough tits I could be a one woman arsenal. As it stands now, I couldn't even carry a derringer concealed. Kind of hinders my plans for world domination.

/just a tiny little chick.
 
2012-11-21 12:43:14 AM
Eh, Sondheim was way ahead of them.

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2012-11-21 12:43:44 AM
You can buy heels in wide. I know, i have a pair. You can't tell they're a wide, they look as nice as any pair of heels. Rarely wear them though as I don't find heels very comfortable. Would rather wear flats/wedges if getting dressed up, but most of the time I'm in soft soled hiking shoes.Get foot/leg/hip problems if I don't treat 'em right.
 
2012-11-21 12:44:21 AM

Rapmaster2000: PanicMan: This is stupid. There's no reason to do this. Also:

Garrett Tenney is part of the Junior Reporter program at Fox News. Get more information on the Junior Reporters Program here.

I think that means he's unpaid.


I just assumed he was 12.
 
2012-11-21 12:44:27 AM

LovingTeacher: Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.


Steve Martin FTW.
 
2012-11-21 12:44:41 AM

there their theyre: Indypendy: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.

I was going to say nothing wrong with little girl boobies but I do no want to have a seat over there. Small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Unless they are small boobs on a fat girl, which is just sad.

Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.


I care insofar as it relates to greeting me in high heels and a smile.
 
2012-11-21 12:45:38 AM
As a mom who occasionally likes to dress up when going on dates with the hubby, I have two rules for dressing up:

Is this flattering?
Is this comfortable?

If the answer to either is no, I don't wear it. You can find comfortable high heels. Please ladies, quit cutting and injecting your feet.
 
2012-11-21 12:47:10 AM
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/Hot.
 
2012-11-21 12:47:15 AM
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2012-11-21 12:48:03 AM

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 400x300]


I like you.
 
2012-11-21 12:49:00 AM
Seeing women in high-heels gives me the creeps. When I'm not boinking or eating, I use women for possession receivers in sandlot football. They need to be able to make that outside cut, though.
 
2012-11-21 12:53:33 AM

quatchi: LovingTeacher: Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.

Steve Martin FTW.


It was the first thing I thought of ;)
 
2012-11-21 12:55:35 AM
Ladies, please don't mutilate yourselves. Cute toes are much sexier than cute shoes.

Indypendy: Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.


I'm sure they're not as small as you think. And I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that if you were to post pictures of them, we'd all be willing to offer supportive opinions.
 
2012-11-21 12:56:00 AM
Heels are just stupid and nasty. Girls aren't supposed to be Amazonian.....I'll take my girls short and in tennis shoes or Chucks, even if they have to stand on a chair to hug my 6'3 frame!
 
2012-11-21 12:56:33 AM
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/You all took too long so I had to do it myself
///Be ashamed!
 
2012-11-21 12:58:48 AM
My wife was wearing 10-eye cherry docs when we first met. High heels have not been an issue in our house.
 
2012-11-21 01:01:38 AM

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At least dancers do it for art.
 
2012-11-21 01:01:43 AM
You could spend a bunch of money mutilating yourself in an effort to fit in with others' conception of 'fashion'...

2.bp.blogspot.com

...or you could just wear something sensible and fashionable

www.kirainet.com
 
2012-11-21 01:02:01 AM

Darkraven: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 276x183]

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That's a little different. Ballet dancers never have good-looking feet after they've been dancing a year or two.
 
2012-11-21 01:02:03 AM
Sweetie, sweetie... your feet were already made smaller to stand closer to the oven.
 
2012-11-21 01:02:06 AM
[Followup] "Junior Reporter" caught inventing/misquoting sources and inventing fake trend in 3... 2... 1...

Calling it now.
 
2012-11-21 01:04:15 AM

Barricaded Gunman: Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.


Feet are gross. That's the one fetish I really will never understand.

Also, I'm almost 5'10 and wearing heels makes me feel like an NBA player, so never really had to worry about that.
 
2012-11-21 01:05:46 AM

LovingTeacher: Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.


Carlo spoke hesitantly, ". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me."
"But... "Put them on me!"
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
"I like them."
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."
 
2012-11-21 01:08:40 AM
Old news is beyond old. They've been doing this in the modern era for quite awhile now.
 
2012-11-21 01:10:29 AM

Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males



Actually, please do wear the army boots.

t Heterosexual Males.
 
2012-11-21 01:14:38 AM

stu1-1: LovingTeacher: Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.

Carlo spoke hesitantly, ". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me."
"But... "Put them on me!"
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
"I like them."
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."


More fans I see, wonderful!

/How about, "And then his lips fell off"
 
2012-11-21 01:18:07 AM

Holocaust Agnostic: Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males


Actually, please do wear the army boots.

t Heterosexual Males.


Really, anything but Crocs.

/Crocs don't work for anyone
 
2012-11-21 01:18:39 AM
Isn't this one of those fake news things like the weekly letter to Dear Deidre in that Brit paper asking if it's really wrong to be in a homosexual incestuous relationship with your 14 year old brother?
 
2012-11-21 01:19:04 AM

Kwai Lo: If I had the money, I would have my baby toe removed, all the way back to my heel. Wide feet suck.


This! after my ankle, the thing is a square. Most shoes come in EE, Well fine, running shoes, hiking boots, steel toed work boots, cleats nothing fits right. Cowboy boots I can live with as they spread enough before they fall apart, hopefully before hurting or causing bone damage! Oops to late! Going larger creates new problems.

The reason women wear heels is they make their ass look GREAT! All for this, Just don't wear them all the time girls. farks with everything. If your hips hurts because you're in heels all the time, you're no good to any man.

/sorry!
 
2012-11-21 01:20:44 AM

EggSniper: You could spend a bunch of money mutilating yourself in an effort to fit in with others' conception of 'fashion'...

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...or you could just wear something sensible and fashionable

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I used to think my short, wide feet sucked, but then I

lh3.googleusercontent.com

They look better in jeans though.
 
2012-11-21 01:26:06 AM

ladyfortuna: I am in fact quite sad that one of the soles started to peel off a little the other day. I need those boots so I don't break my ankle hiking around the giant hill we call a campus.


Spend some money on a nice pair of boots that can be resoled. They cost more upfront, but you don't have to deal with breaking them in more than once.
 
2012-11-21 01:26:07 AM

Indypendy: just want the extra pocket that cleavage provides. Other ladies get to tuck money there, cell phones, ipods, hand grenades, extra ammo, knives, brass knuckles...with big enough tits I could be a one woman arsenal. As it stands now, I couldn't even carry a derringer concealed. Kind of hinders my plans for world domination.


Victoria's Secret Compartment
 
2012-11-21 01:28:05 AM
That's why I only wear tennis shoes. I even got in trouble at work for wearing them in the office instead of high heels. I can't stand heels, and there are no such things as comfortable heels. It's not worth it to me.
 
2012-11-21 01:29:07 AM

pciszek: Indypendy: just want the extra pocket that cleavage provides. Other ladies get to tuck money there, cell phones, ipods, hand grenades, extra ammo, knives, brass knuckles...with big enough tits I could be a one woman arsenal. As it stands now, I couldn't even carry a derringer concealed. Kind of hinders my plans for world domination.

Victoria's Secret Compartment


I lol'd. The pic was great.
 
2012-11-21 01:30:33 AM

mllawso: ladyfortuna: I am in fact quite sad that one of the soles started to peel off a little the other day. I need those boots so I don't break my ankle hiking around the giant hill we call a campus.

Spend some money on a nice pair of boots that can be resoled. They cost more upfront, but you don't have to deal with breaking them in more than once.


Boy, that's the truth. Not only will you save money (resoling is cheaper than buying a new pair), but you'll be so much more comfortable.
 
2012-11-21 01:30:55 AM

Indypendy: pciszek: Indypendy: just want the extra pocket that cleavage provides. Other ladies get to tuck money there, cell phones, ipods, hand grenades, extra ammo, knives, brass knuckles...with big enough tits I could be a one woman arsenal. As it stands now, I couldn't even carry a derringer concealed. Kind of hinders my plans for world domination.

Victoria's Secret Compartment

I lol'd. The pic was great.


Hmmm...a boob bazooka. Wait off to the patent office..
 
2012-11-21 01:33:21 AM

Notabunny: mllawso: ladyfortuna: I am in fact quite sad that one of the soles started to peel off a little the other day. I need those boots so I don't break my ankle hiking around the giant hill we call a campus.

Spend some money on a nice pair of boots that can be resoled. They cost more upfront, but you don't have to deal with breaking them in more than once.

Boy, that's the truth. Not only will you save money (resoling is cheaper than buying a new pair), but you'll be so much more comfortable.


But if you live in a warm climate, boots are just too hot :-(
 
2012-11-21 01:38:45 AM

Soymilk: Notabunny: mllawso: ladyfortuna: I am in fact quite sad that one of the soles started to peel off a little the other day. I need those boots so I don't break my ankle hiking around the giant hill we call a campus.

Spend some money on a nice pair of boots that can be resoled. They cost more upfront, but you don't have to deal with breaking them in more than once.

Boy, that's the truth. Not only will you save money (resoling is cheaper than buying a new pair), but you'll be so much more comfortable.

But if you live in a warm climate, boots are just too hot :-(


Not if you have to walk 20+ miles a day on broken granite they aren't!
 
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