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(Fox News)   Ladies, are you tired of that pesky pinky toe not fitting into your favorite stilettos? Boy, do we have the surgery for you   (foxnews.com) divider line 224
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2012-11-20 08:30:13 PM  
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/Oblig & hot.
 
2012-11-20 08:32:40 PM  
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2012-11-20 09:02:29 PM  
FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure

i47.photobucket.com

God damnit. Really, Memphis? Really?
 
2012-11-20 09:48:22 PM  
So instead of binding womens feet we're just cutting bits off now?
 
2012-11-20 09:55:15 PM  
Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males
 
2012-11-20 09:56:38 PM  
I got 99 problems, but cutting toes off so I can wear a shoe two sizes smaller ain't one.
 
2012-11-20 10:01:52 PM  
Wide-footed. Avoided heels at all costs. Prefer sneakers.

What the Fark is so awesome about a garddamn shoe size that wimmen covet such *pain*?

/plans on walking upright in her old age, old maid or not
 
2012-11-20 10:22:00 PM  
If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.
 
2012-11-20 10:36:35 PM  
I'm 5'2, so I wear heels a lot when dressing up because it makes me look better in my clothes, but I'm not so vain as to mutilate myself in order to wear a smaller shoe size. The shiat women do to themselves for no good reason.......baffles the imagination. You know, if the media/fashion industry/Hollywood hadn't convinced women that they need to be a size 0, cut off toes to wear expensive shoes, get size GGG breasts and enough Botox that they'll never blink again, maybe just maybe we'd see more young girls saying their #1 aspiration was to be President rather than a model or an actress.

I know, I know....I sound fat. No, just fed up with women who torture themselves for no reason other than to be trendy.
 
2012-11-20 10:45:11 PM  
Eh, Cinderella's sisters did it first.
 
2012-11-20 10:51:14 PM  

Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

We don't care.
 
2012-11-20 11:01:40 PM  
Yah, a lot of FARKers are lucky to get them warm, much less wet, or in sexy heals.
 
2012-11-20 11:17:04 PM  
Meh, it's useless anyway. This isn't much different than a nose job or a earlobe bob.
 
2012-11-20 11:34:33 PM  
TFA: "Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Oh, we'll judge. We'll definitely judge. You're a vain twat. Put that money to good use and stop wasting your resources, you gimp.
 
2012-11-21 12:06:06 AM  
That's so retro

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2012-11-21 12:14:30 AM  
If your feet don't fit in the shoes you want to wear...you're wearing the wrong size shoes.
 
2012-11-21 12:14:47 AM  
FTFA:
"I've never felt this good about something I've done," she added. "If it's vain, it's vain."

No, it's just stupid. And YOU are stupid.
 
2012-11-21 12:15:19 AM  

Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males


Way ahead of you.

I am in fact quite sad that one of the soles started to peel off a little the other day. I need those boots so I don't break my ankle hiking around the giant hill we call a campus.
 
2012-11-21 12:17:56 AM  
"Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Yeah, you know what, I think I'm going to judge anyway, you stupid, stupid twit.
 
2012-11-21 12:18:13 AM  
Or hey, here's an idea...

Start biatching and boycotting the shoemakers until they make shoes that don't cause deformation and require you to hack off a toe?

Ah, but what do I know? I'm a man after all and don't put my health over fashion.
 
2012-11-21 12:18:22 AM  
Has the whole world gone farking insane!?

Oh wait.. I think I know the answer.
 
2012-11-21 12:18:36 AM  
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2012-11-21 12:19:00 AM  
Women have feet?
 
2012-11-21 12:19:39 AM  
Vaginasectomy?
 
2012-11-21 12:19:40 AM  
This little piggy went to the market


/weeeeeeeer
 
2012-11-21 12:20:14 AM  
Uteroplasty?
 
2012-11-21 12:20:21 AM  
Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.
 
2012-11-21 12:20:50 AM  
Estrology?
 
2012-11-21 12:21:40 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.


We find that term to be offensive.
 
2012-11-21 12:22:38 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.


This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.
 
2012-11-21 12:24:08 AM  
Y'know, if only they amputated those offending toes when they were babies.

Apparently, according to all the men who now have no foreskin, you don't miss it and in fact, they prefer it that way!

Chop those toes off, moms and dads, your girls will love you for it!
 
2012-11-21 12:24:19 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.


Because that's what the headline called for.
 
2012-11-21 12:24:28 AM  

Wizzin: Women have feet?


Some do. To find the feet you must first locate the mammary glands. Approximately 12 - 24 inches from there you'll find the labia, lip-like skin extensions of the vagina. Try not to be disgusted by the labia, at least keep your lunch down for a little longer. If you look an additional 24 - 36 inches further down the body from the labia, you'll likely find between 1 and 3 feet -- the terminal ends of the legs. Keep in mind that in some women, the feet are non-existent or VERY hard to find.
 
2012-11-21 12:24:34 AM  
Of course, once you have toes removed for "cosmetic purposes," your feet will only look good in those shoes for which you have had yourself mutilated. And not sandals, ever again. 


/squick
 
2012-11-21 12:25:48 AM  

BronyMedic: FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure

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God damnit. Really, Memphis? Really?


With their feet ten feet off of Beale
 
2012-11-21 12:25:54 AM  
This is stupid. There's no reason to do this. Also:

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2012-11-21 12:26:12 AM  
A few toes on her left foot were longer than the others, making that foot an entire size larger than her right foot. The solution: A surgical procedure cutting off about a centimeter of her second toe.

I wonder if they could level out my balls.
 
2012-11-21 12:26:37 AM  
I've been asking for this for years, and everyone seems to think I'm weird.

Little toes are good for nothing but pain. I'd prefer locating the gene that causes them so that I could sort through my sex cells and create four-toed children, but what the hey. Surgery works. Is cheap.
 
2012-11-21 12:27:37 AM  
I've never once had pain from my little toe. But then again, I wear shoes that are the right size for my feet and I treat my body with the respect it deserves.
 
2012-11-21 12:27:43 AM  

Catlike Typist: Of course, once you have toes removed for "cosmetic purposes," your feet will only look good in those shoes for which you have had yourself mutilated. And not sandals, ever again. 


/squick


I daresay many people with five toes shouldn't wear sandals either. Those of us with teensy little toes that get underneath the other toes, probably wouldn't even in notice that I was 4-toed in my sandals. And I wouldn't really care if you did.

Four toes. The new way to be.
 
2012-11-21 12:27:47 AM  
"Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Unless you're in the middle of the desert and have worn through your shoes, there's no reason for you to not be able to find a comfortable pair of shoes and make do. And don't biatch about being in pain when your choice in footwear is driven more by fashion than comfort.
 
2012-11-21 12:29:39 AM  

Hoopy Frood: "Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Yeah, you know what, I think I'm going to judge anyway, you stupid, stupid twit.


Yeah, I'll judge, too. I love fashion, but not to the point where I'm going to be in pain and barely able to walk. That's just stupid.

/loves her combat boots
//though lacing up 14 eyes is kind of a pain
///not literal pain
 
2012-11-21 12:29:40 AM  
I wear a size 11 to 12 in women's shoes and have since high school. I can't walk into most shoe stores and expect to find shoes that fit, which is why I shop at Payless Shoes so often.

Narrow shoes, extra pointy toes, overly high heels: these are torture devices foisted on the average woman as "fashion".
 
2012-11-21 12:29:48 AM  

Indypendy: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.


I was going to say nothing wrong with little girl boobies but I do no want to have a seat over there. Small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Unless they are small boobs on a fat girl, which is just sad.

Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.
 
2012-11-21 12:30:46 AM  
Tired of extra fingers?
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Try Handi-Off.

And now new Toe-Riffic for toes.
 
2012-11-21 12:32:47 AM  

there their theyre: Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.


It's the same with makeup. Most of the effort women put into their appearance isn't to impress men. It's to compete with other women and make them feel bad.
 
2012-11-21 12:32:51 AM  
Meh.

First-world problems...
 
2012-11-21 12:33:30 AM  
I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.
 
2012-11-21 12:33:54 AM  
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2012-11-21 12:35:07 AM  

rebelyell2006: I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.


No, your problem is thinking you look good in a fedora.
 
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