Mugato: Ladies,You can wear army boots for all we care.Dear,Hetrosexual Males
Barricaded Gunman: Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.
FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses./the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.
Wizzin: Women have feet?
BronyMedic: FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure[i47.photobucket.com image 448x400]God damnit. Really, Memphis? Really?
Catlike Typist: Of course, once you have toes removed for "cosmetic purposes," your feet will only look good in those shoes for which you have had yourself mutilated. And not sandals, ever again. /squick
Hoopy Frood: "Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.Yeah, you know what, I think I'm going to judge anyway, you stupid, stupid twit.
Indypendy: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses./the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.This.Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.
there their theyre: Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.
rebelyell2006: I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.
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