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(KPHO Phoenix)   Ice cream shop creates Thanksgiving flavors, including such holiday staples as Tears and Bitter Resentment   (kpho.com) divider line 50
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2012-11-20 03:10:38 PM
No turkey gizzard flavor?
 
2012-11-20 03:10:52 PM
What about "Drunk Uncle", "Stop Eating Those M&M's, You'll Spoil Your Appetite!" and "Cry Me a River, Middle Child"?
 
2012-11-20 03:11:19 PM
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/fight!
 
2012-11-20 03:11:38 PM
How about "Aunt-Agna's-special-grape-juice-not-meant-for-children" flavor?.
 
2012-11-20 03:14:04 PM
The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?
 
2012-11-20 03:15:20 PM
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2012-11-20 03:15:30 PM

farm machine: The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Is she HAWT?!?!
 
2012-11-20 03:15:33 PM

farm machine


The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Get a scoop of each, then you'll have "Grandma smells like my skank sister-in-law".
 
2012-11-20 03:16:13 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: farm machine

The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Get a scoop of each, then you'll have "Grandma smells like my skank sister-in-law".


I'd LICK IT!!!!
 
2012-11-20 03:17:31 PM

ChipNASA: [www.bilerico.com image 572x480]
/fight!


i492.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 03:18:36 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: farm machine

The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Get a scoop of each, then you'll have "Grandma smells like my skank sister-in-law".


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-20 03:19:12 PM
What about the "Don't mention your black boyfriend to grandpa" flavor?
 
2012-11-20 03:20:22 PM
Mmmm, Scotch and Recrimination.
 
2012-11-20 03:23:06 PM
Considering some of the other greenlit stories today, maybe a "Materialism" flavor containing ground up bits of consumer electronics?
 
2012-11-20 03:24:23 PM
Too little, too late:
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2012-11-20 03:26:00 PM
 
2012-11-20 03:28:30 PM
Is Drunk Driver Road Kill a flavor?

/fark you, Victor
 
2012-11-20 03:32:07 PM
So these flavors are extracted directly from Republicans then?

/You got your main in my politics!!!
//You got your politics in my main!!!
 
2012-11-20 03:32:40 PM
No "Uncomfortable Political/Religious Discussions"?
 
2012-11-20 03:34:18 PM

artvandelay22: What about "Drunk Uncle", "Stop Eating Those M&M's, You'll Spoil Your Appetite!" and "Cry Me a River, Middle Child"?


I prefer the more esoteric flavors, such as "Two Drumsticks, Three Uncles", "Muscat-Marinaded Mother-in-Law", and "Nap-time Turkey Fart."
 
2012-11-20 03:37:39 PM

Summoner101: No "Uncomfortable Political/Religious Discussions"?


It's become a staple, though, so it's hard to call it out. For example, when the "Leers, Sneers, and Queers" flavor debuted, there was quite the rush - now, it's a relatively common fixture in many American gatherings. Same goes for the "Take that Stupid Round Hat Off At My Table", "Jesus Is My BBQ Chef", and "I'll Halal Off and Whack You" flavors. Variety is the spice of Thanksgiving, these days.
 
2012-11-20 03:38:56 PM

ChipNASA: farm machine: The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?

Is she HAWT?!?!


Ah, I remember fondly the "Food, Fun, and Fingerbang" flavor when the cousins used to visit.
 
2012-11-20 03:39:47 PM
Do it come with Titty Sprinkles?
 
2012-11-20 03:41:03 PM
Im waiting for the 'you were a lousy mother and I cant believe I wasted a tank of gas to drive out to see your sorry ass' flavor
 
2012-11-20 03:42:22 PM

FormlessOne: ChipNASA: farm machine: The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?

Is she HAWT?!?!

Ah, I remember fondly the "Food, Fun, and Fingerbang" flavor when the cousins used to visit.


www.danthatscool.com



or

i29.photobucket.com

/'bout covers it.
 
2012-11-20 03:42:38 PM

Odd Bird: Is Drunk Driver Road Kill a flavor?

/fark you, Victor


Only in Wisconsin and New Orleans metro
 
2012-11-20 03:47:39 PM

artvandelay22: What about "Drunk Uncle", "Stop Eating Those M&M's, You'll Spoil Your Appetite!" and "Cry Me a River, Middle Child"?


I was thinking "Mom Had a Meltdown and Threw The Turkey Into the Backyard", "Cat Jumped Into The Pie On the Counter", and "Just Punched A Cousin Whose Name I Don't Even Know".
 
2012-11-20 03:47:41 PM
 
2012-11-20 03:50:28 PM
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2012-11-20 03:52:23 PM
How about "just this once can we not fight over something trivial this time of year, hmm I guess not" flavor?
 
2012-11-20 03:59:59 PM
 
2012-11-20 04:01:32 PM
Silly subby, Tears and Bitter Resentment is a valentine's flavor.
 
2012-11-20 04:08:09 PM

pottie: Silly subby, Tears and Bitter Resentment is a valentine's flavor.


Oh, I think it is a VERY seasonal flavor this year.
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2012-11-20 04:15:48 PM
How about the "I drink so I don't slaughter you all" flavor? I hear it is quite popular in some homes.
 
2012-11-20 04:49:35 PM
Never been here but I've heard a lot of good stuff about Azucar Ice Cream in Miami's Little Havana. They do some amazing flavours that I'd love to try...unfortunately they just won't deliver to Scotland, no matter how much I beg them...
 
2012-11-20 04:49:52 PM
Eggnog and upload.wikimedia.org

On second thought, hold the eggnog
 
2012-11-20 04:50:59 PM

ChipNASA: [d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net image 450x350]


BUMPUSES!
 
2012-11-20 05:02:48 PM
I'll hold out for "That Pothead Niece Is Eating the Turkey Skins Again".
 
2012-11-20 05:19:04 PM
"It's the only food-flavored ice cream I've ever had," said Ashley Steele.

What kind of ice cream has Ashley been eating prior to this? Dirt? Asphalt? Lead-flavored ice cream might be delicious!
 
2012-11-20 05:36:07 PM
third year in a row for Breyer's "I Hate Your Vegan Coont Daughter Swirl"
 
2012-11-20 05:43:49 PM

zerkalo: Eggnog and [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x379]

On second thought, hold the eggnog


Yes sir!
 
2012-11-20 05:48:10 PM
The Cowboys Are Losing & This Is My Fist
Uncle Jim's Scrotum
Drunken Leftovers
Judgemental Sisters
 
2012-11-20 06:32:28 PM
My favorite flavor is "Banging the Sister-In-Law."
 
2012-11-20 07:43:58 PM
FTA: "It's the only food-flavored ice cream I've ever had," said Ashley Steele. "I love it and my kids love it."

What ice cream flavors does she usually eat? Kerosine? Plywood?

lakrfool: The Cowboys Are Losing & This Is My Fist
Uncle Jim's Scrotum
Drunken Leftovers
Judgemental Sisters


Okay, maybe those. (Although drunken leftovers might technically count as food...)
 
2012-11-20 08:01:55 PM

SultanofSchwing: My favorite flavor is "Banging the Sister-In-Law."


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2012-11-20 08:06:16 PM
Don't forget the "Tutti Fruiti Mom, I'm Gay Sorbet".
 
2012-11-20 08:31:42 PM
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/Going cold turkey just got better.
 
2012-11-20 09:20:52 PM
Hmm, I bet "Bitter Resentment" would go well in an ice cream float with Stone IPA.
 
2012-11-20 10:08:09 PM

pottie: Silly subby, Tears and Bitter Resentment is a valentine's flavor.


Nah just O'Bama voters flavor.
 
2012-11-21 05:03:12 AM
Bitter Tears tastes so sweet.
 
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