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2012-11-20 12:41:39 PM  
Followed link expecting more video from 'Playing DnD with Porn Stars' (link SFW), left disappointed.

/Whur muh dragns at?
 
2012-11-20 12:47:49 PM  
Kanye the gayfish summons fishsticks.
 
2012-11-20 12:48:34 PM  
Slap that hobbit's dick off yo. lol
 
2012-11-20 12:55:15 PM  
stop playing DnD with a shiatty DM.
 
2012-11-20 12:56:48 PM  
Are there any ______ there?
 
2012-11-20 12:58:01 PM  
Twenty.
 
2012-11-20 01:00:56 PM  
heh. i accept kanye's gods
 
2012-11-20 01:03:48 PM  
Key and Peele? That's just the latest repackaged set of old racist jokes by young (insert race here) comics. "Gangsta plays DnD". "Gangstas watch twilight". "Ganstas ___________". Fill-in-the-blank formulas, is all.
 
2012-11-20 01:11:02 PM  
Why are we going to that awful site to watch old Key & Peele videos?
 
2012-11-20 01:11:36 PM  
I was expecting this to be an IT Crowd video.
 
2012-11-20 01:11:43 PM  

uberaverage: Kanye the gayfish summons fishsticks.


Carlos Mencina counters with "Muthafunkinfishtank".
 
2012-11-20 01:12:10 PM  
Throw the book at your DM.
Alternatively, take the clandestine route and break the game by abusing the rules to silently become a player god.
If the DM doesn't care enough to make the game fun, then he likely won't notice.
 
2012-11-20 01:34:30 PM  
Wasn't this already submitted once?

I want to be in the game Tyrell is running. Can't wait for the Eye of Odin to open.
 
2012-11-20 01:36:08 PM  
I know it's totally racist, but every once in a while these guys are funny.

"I accept Kanye's Gods and steal some money too."
 
2012-11-20 01:49:02 PM  
If D&D is boring for you, you and your friends are doing something seriously wrong.
 
2012-11-20 01:54:49 PM  
alternate headline: How do you liven up a boring game of D&D? Just add T&A
 
2012-11-20 01:58:07 PM  

Irving Maimway: Wasn't this already submitted once?.


It's been greenlit at least once in the past few weeks
 
2012-11-20 02:18:50 PM  
I gave that biatch a +5 Holy Avenger. biatches love +5 Holy Avengers.
 
2012-11-20 02:27:02 PM  
 
2012-11-20 02:28:43 PM  
"Do you have any threes"
"Go Fish"
 
2012-11-20 02:54:56 PM  
Be Agressive

/still the best imo.
 
2012-11-20 02:55:23 PM  
I attack the darkness!!!

/Oblig
 
2012-11-20 03:11:49 PM  
My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2012-11-20 03:21:58 PM  
Link
I'll just leave this epic piece of history right here.
 
2012-11-20 03:30:38 PM  
Wow. Yet another oddly bogus skit involving stereotypes by Key & Peele, only this time pushed through a more anonymous online media aggregator, so folks click it at least once by accident.

Whodathunk?
 
2012-11-20 03:32:16 PM  
Stephen Lynch - D&D

oblig?

also, NSFW language.
 
2012-11-20 03:37:51 PM  
And the moral of the story is, black people have no imagination.

Right?
 
2012-11-20 04:01:12 PM  
Havent seen much I like from Key and Peel but that was funny.
 
2012-11-20 04:01:46 PM  

zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.


Lol, I'm a cleric of Sarenrae in the FARK pathfinder game.

I must the FARK pathfinder game is going pretty awesome, having a lot of fun. Even though my character has had her Father die, corpse rotting trying to find a crone, got his guts spilled all over her when we tried to evacuate the gases, and then came back from the dead as an undead Zombie bent on killing the party and destroyed a village after other party members stole stuff from the crone while I was talking to my dead Dad.

Fun!
 
2012-11-20 04:04:10 PM  
I watched this on mute and was expecting to see biatches. The dialogue must have been incredible because it was just a bunch of guys sitting around.
 
2012-11-20 04:06:21 PM  

shortymac: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Lol, I'm a cleric of Sarenrae in the FARK pathfinder game.

I must the FARK pathfinder game is going pretty awesome, having a lot of fun. Even though my character has had her Father die, corpse rotting trying to find a crone, got his guts spilled all over her when we tried to evacuate the gases, and then came back from the dead as an undead Zombie bent on killing the party and destroyed a village after other party members stole stuff from the crone while I was talking to my dead Dad.

Fun!


My cleric hooked up with the medusa from "Eyes of the Ten" after hitting on her she told me to come back later with "a blindfold and a lot of potions of resist poison."
 
2012-11-20 04:15:00 PM  
Adderall and mescaline.
 
2012-11-20 04:18:22 PM  
I laughed. A lot of their humor is hit and miss but my fav is still the college football bit.
 
2012-11-20 04:19:15 PM  
Funny D&D vids?

Link(Katy Perry Calif Girls parody)

Link(D&D love song)

Link("Always the first to die")

Link(Black eye peas song)

Link(Tucker "playing D&D") 

There are a bunch out there of various quality.
 
2012-11-20 04:27:02 PM  
can we get this on a site who's hosting/bandwith DOESNT suck?
 
2012-11-20 04:40:42 PM  

zarberg: shortymac: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Lol, I'm a cleric of Sarenrae in the FARK pathfinder game.

I must the FARK pathfinder game is going pretty awesome, having a lot of fun. Even though my character has had her Father die, corpse rotting trying to find a crone, got his guts spilled all over her when we tried to evacuate the gases, and then came back from the dead as an undead Zombie bent on killing the party and destroyed a village after other party members stole stuff from the crone while I was talking to my dead Dad.

Fun!

My cleric hooked up with the medusa from "Eyes of the Ten" after hitting on her she told me to come back later with "a blindfold and a lot of potions of resist poison."


Ahahahahahaahahahaha awesome!
 
2012-11-20 05:05:08 PM  

albatros183: I attack the darkness!!!

/Oblig


WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?
 
2012-11-20 06:22:27 PM  

devilEther: alternate headline: How do you liven up a boring game of D&D? Just add T&A


Sadly, this was not what the link was. And I would have been happier watching the classic video that p4p3rm4t3 linked than that drivel.

/I'm getting drunk. ARE THERE GIRLS THERE?
 
2012-11-20 06:51:38 PM  
Turned a lesser god Pink once.

Was fun.

He stayed pink.
 
2012-11-20 06:58:00 PM  

devilEther: alternate headline: How do you liven up a boring game of D&D? Just add T&A


Tucker's Kobolds and Anal rape?
 
2012-11-20 07:20:48 PM  

devilEther: alternate headline: How do you liven up a boring game of D&D? Just add T&A


True story: I go to a strip club every couple weeks to play Magic: The Gathering with several of the dancers who work there. There is no part of that game that is not awesome.

i
 
2012-11-20 08:20:28 PM  
I love key & peele

*misses MadTv*
 
2012-11-20 08:23:29 PM  

likefunbutnot: devilEther: alternate headline: How do you liven up a boring game of D&D? Just add T&A

True story: I go to a strip club every couple weeks to play Magic: The Gathering with several of the dancers who work there. There is no part of that game that is not awesome.

i


Montreal?
 
2012-11-20 08:57:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Montreal?


Northern Indiana.
 
2012-11-20 09:27:18 PM  
unitedgangs.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-20 09:49:45 PM  

ManateeGag: stop playing DnD with a shiatty DM.


Tell me about it.. I had a lot of fun playing it with friends at 13ish and tried to get into a game later in my 20's in the Navy with some shipmates. DM was like this guy, pushy and trying to get us to act out his own prewritten fanfic. I lasted 10 minutes.
 
2012-11-20 09:55:49 PM  

likefunbutnot: vudukungfu: Montreal?

Northern Indiana.


GEN CON BABY!
 
2012-11-20 09:57:43 PM  

pute kisses like a man: heh. i accept kanye's gods


Money is a scam and biatches are dime a dozen. Give me power. With that I can take anything else I want.
 
2012-11-20 11:10:38 PM  

likefunbutnot: vudukungfu: Montreal?

Northern Indiana.


Yeah umm, we'll need pics. For varification, and such.
 
2012-11-20 11:25:45 PM  

jeanwearinfool: ManateeGag: stop playing DnD with a shiatty DM.

Tell me about it.. I had a lot of fun playing it with friends at 13ish and tried to get into a game later in my 20's in the Navy with some shipmates. DM was like this guy, pushy and trying to get us to act out his own prewritten fanfic. I lasted 10 minutes.


See, that's why people need to branch out. And by branch out, not just pick up Exalted or Vampire. Grab some indie books, things that do roleplaying game way differently than D&D... and not just rules-wise (this game is liek dnd, but you roll d100 instead of d20. Soooo different!11!), but philosophy & shiat. One player, the DM, should not be the determinant for fun. The rules should not be that way.

Some D&D people go apeshiat over John Wick's "anti-D&D" game, but there's more than that as well.

After getting older & banging my head against 3.0/3.5, Gregor Hutton's 3:16 is what made me say, damn, this is still a fun hobby.
 
2012-11-20 11:57:06 PM  

shortymac: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Lol, I'm a cleric of Sarenrae in the FARK pathfinder game.

I must the FARK pathfinder game is going pretty awesome, having a lot of fun. Even though my character has had her Father die, corpse rotting trying to find a crone, got his guts spilled all over her when we tried to evacuate the gases, and then came back from the dead as an undead Zombie bent on killing the party and destroyed a village after other party members stole stuff from the crone while I was talking to my dead Dad.

Fun!


You forgot to mention the sociopath Half-orc sorcerer is trying to hook up with you as well. While simultaneously getting another party member addicted to drugs and causing said Crone to obliterate the town for a shiatty potion of youthful looks.
 
2012-11-21 12:54:01 AM  
I used to play, back when I was 24 Earth years old.

Link
 
2012-11-21 01:15:33 AM  

RookStar: I laughed. A lot of their humor is hit and miss but my fav is still the college football bit.


I want to use the name "D'Squarius" in a concept rap album about geometry, math theory and numerology.

/name will be: HoRatio Pi D'Squarius
//get Del on this project, I bet he would love it.
 
2012-11-21 02:40:10 AM  
D&D's got street cred, yo. Vin Diesel loves that shiat.
 
2012-11-21 02:46:14 AM  

albatros183: I attack the darkness!!!

/Oblig


"Uh, Hello."
 
2012-11-21 06:01:43 AM  

zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.


I'm convinced that someone involved in the production of the video played an LG table with
Django Stonereaver.
 
2012-11-21 06:02:20 AM  

RookStar: I laughed. A lot of their humor is hit and miss but my fav is still the college football bit.


Ok, I laugh at lots of things. I believe I even laughed at Dane Cook once- when he told a joke, now, it's just in general.

Sorry, the D&D one is mildly amusing, and somebody must have played enough to know what was going on.
I don't even care that their humor can be broken down to white people go like this, and black people go like this.
Unless you can prove any Mencina-like bs is going on, I'll give them props for trying.

The college football bit is awesome.
Period.

/also, mick-ity mick-ity mix and match muthafrkkas
 
2012-11-21 07:01:16 AM  

legion_of_doo: Some D&D people go apeshiat over John Wick's "anti-D&D" game, but there's more than that as well.


I'm working on a Pathfinder adventure with John Wick...there's also a Savage Worlds version, but I'm not as involved on that side of things.
 
2012-11-21 09:56:48 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

I'm convinced that someone involved in the production of the video played an LG table with
Django Stonereaver.


I still say that table of "Breaking Point" we were at is the best single adventure I've played ever, from the baleful polymorph in the first fight to you using your horn of fog.
 
2012-11-21 10:03:52 AM  

zarberg: DjangoStonereaver: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

I'm convinced that someone involved in the production of the video played an LG table with
Django Stonereaver.

I still say that table of "Breaking Point" we were at is the best single adventure I've played ever, from the baleful polymorph in the first fight to you using your horn of fog.


Aw g'wan....

I'll wait. ;-)
 
2012-11-21 11:56:56 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: zarberg: DjangoStonereaver: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

I'm convinced that someone involved in the production of the video played an LG table with
Django Stonereaver.

I still say that table of "Breaking Point" we were at is the best single adventure I've played ever, from the baleful polymorph in the first fight to you using your horn of fog.

Aw g'wan....

I'll wait. ;-)


Well, from what I remember, that adventure started out with the GM telling us to go ahead and cross off one in four spells/spell slots as if we already used them. Very first combat our rogue/fighter/wizard got baleful polymorphed and failed both saves, so he spent the rest of the adventure as an owl because "break enchantment" was one of the spells I crossed off my list. We got out of that fight and ended up hitting a group of Duergar, which was where you used the horn of fog. At some point I remember all of us sneaking up outside an encampment of giants, launching a bunch of fire arrows and a fireball at full range (800+ feet) and then dim-dooring away because we needed to make them think they were under an attack.

I can't remember who the 6th at that table was, but I'm not about to list actual names here on Fark ...
 
2012-11-21 12:08:03 PM  

zarberg: DjangoStonereaver: zarberg: DjangoStonereaver: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

I'm convinced that someone involved in the production of the video played an LG table with
Django Stonereaver.

I still say that table of "Breaking Point" we were at is the best single adventure I've played ever, from the baleful polymorph in the first fight to you using your horn of fog.

Aw g'wan....

I'll wait. ;-)

Well, from what I remember, that adventure started out with the GM telling us to go ahead and cross off one in four spells/spell slots as if we already used them. Very first combat our rogue/fighter/wizard got baleful polymorphed and failed both saves, so he spent the rest of the adventure as an owl because "break enchantment" was one of the spells I crossed off my list. We got out of that fight and ended up hitting a group of Duergar, which was where you used the horn of fog. At some point I remember all of us sneaking up outside an encampment of giants, launching a bunch of fire arrows and a fireball at full range (800+ feet) and then dim-dooring away because we needed to make them think they were under an attack.

I can't remember who the 6th at that table was, but I'm not about to list actual names here on Fark ...


The "Horn of Fog" trick served me well many a time back in the days of LG.

And as I recall, one the Duergar's cleric was female, and since I was playing an oversexed dwarf
(think Pepe Lepeu with rogue and sorcerer levels), I kept talking about how she was very exotic and
beautiful, like a 4 foot tall Angelina Jolie.
 
2012-11-21 05:05:43 PM  

zarberg: Well, from what I remember, that adventure started out with the GM telling us to go ahead and cross off one in four spells/spell slots as if we already used them.


Sounds like the DM the last time I played with people in person. I think he was a sadist. He told me to roll up a rogue because we'd need one, so I made the ultimate utility rogue with all the bells and whistles to take on any problem he sent to us. Disguise, Forgery, Gather Information, Disable Device, Sense Motive, Sleight of Hand... got a whole setup of the necessary tools of the job for all the skullduggery we'd ever need.

Then the campaign started and we didn't do anything but fight bug creatures for the entire duration. Bug creatures that could not be snuck by or caught flat-footed. It was just farking awful.
 
2012-11-21 05:48:43 PM  

Treygreen13: zarberg: Well, from what I remember, that adventure started out with the GM telling us to go ahead and cross off one in four spells/spell slots as if we already used them.

Sounds like the DM the last time I played with people in person. I think he was a sadist. He told me to roll up a rogue because we'd need one, so I made the ultimate utility rogue with all the bells and whistles to take on any problem he sent to us. Disguise, Forgery, Gather Information, Disable Device, Sense Motive, Sleight of Hand... got a whole setup of the necessary tools of the job for all the skullduggery we'd ever need.

Then the campaign started and we didn't do anything but fight bug creatures for the entire duration. Bug creatures that could not be snuck by or caught flat-footed. It was just farking awful.


I have a farker for a DM, and he's actually pretty great. He's pacing the combat well and not making it all about combat. There have even been situations where diplomacy was actually able to get us around combat(that would have probably killed us).

I'm even more excited that my low-level caster has been able to contribute to the party. Every other time I've rolled a squishy I've ended up squished in the first game.
 
2012-11-22 11:16:15 AM  

Girion47: shortymac: zarberg: My main Pathfinder character is a cleric of Calistria, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Lol, I'm a cleric of Sarenrae in the FARK pathfinder game.

I must the FARK pathfinder game is going pretty awesome, having a lot of fun. Even though my character has had her Father die, corpse rotting trying to find a crone, got his guts spilled all over her when we tried to evacuate the gases, and then came back from the dead as an undead Zombie bent on killing the party and destroyed a village after other party members stole stuff from the crone while I was talking to my dead Dad.

Fun!

You forgot to mention the sociopath Half-orc sorcerer is trying to hook up with you as well. While simultaneously getting another party member addicted to drugs and causing said Crone to obliterate the town for a shiatty potion of youthful looks.


Don't worry I haven't forgotten him. :) It's why I sleep with my scimitar and prepare "scimitar to the balls if someone farks with me" every night. I can also cast "Iron Chasity" spell if I have to.

I will convert the rest of the party to the path of righteous and light!
 
2012-11-23 09:45:01 AM  

DUMB...I needed to listen to this after watching that

Lupe Fiasco - biatch Bad from Gil Green on Vimeo.

 
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