bradkanus: The only problem with your guy getting elected to another four year term - That's 1,460 more days of blindly defending him on Fark.

A venting of butthurt by a man named Brad K Anus? This is what Fark was made for!

Generation_D: So what is it Obama actually allegedly did?

I'm not giving right wing blither-media a click.

Mispronounced a pretty difficult Asian name. You know, like Bush did with English words.

/nuke-u-lar

JerseyTim: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well you see the difference is the lovely ladies want them some Obama! Just lose yourself in the embrace of the Obama

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Somebody still got game.




Uh-oh

"....and then I said 'please proceed Governor'..."

"oh my, he brings his followers shame"

bradkanus: The only problem with your guy getting elected to another four year term - That's 1,460 more days of blindly defending him on Fark.

1,461.: There's a leap year every 4 years. You must feel really dumb now.

The worst part was when Obama introduced his new ambassador, Margaret Cho. The two then spent 15 minutes doing "Korean mother" impressions and "Me so horny" jokes.

I'm definitely not voting for him after this.

bradkanus: This is going to be an easy four years for me. You guys are already screaming your heads off like a sea of hungry babies.

lol...yes, it's the people who voted for Obama that are screaming and crying!

Seems like he made a better impression than George Bush, Sr. when he went to Asia.

So...he mispronounced a name in a foreign language? In a country that I don't give a shiat about?

Oh, well then. Mitt Romney pissing off the British is totally forgiven.

bradkanus: The only problem with your guy getting elected to another four year term - That's 1,460 more days of blindly defending him on Fark.

I enjoy it. I live for Obama's radiant glory.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well you see the difference is the lovely ladies want them some Obama! Just lose yourself in the embrace of the Obama

 

Yeah, because Bush and Obama are so close on this issue.

ilambiquated: You guys forgot my favorite Bush pic.

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SIT!



"You see this empty chair? There is a tall skinny black man sitting in it. You can't see him now, but he's going to come to symbolize the downfall of your entire political philosophy."

rufus-t-firefly: Here's hoping the DSM-V includes Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Symptom: hating everything Obama does simply because he is doing them.
list borrowed from elchip

Wanting all Americans to go to college
Eating pork chops
Not eating his peas
Chewing gum
Eating chicken prepared by someone else
Having hair that appears to look different in differing lighting conditions
Thanking the Native Americans on Thanksgiving
Endowed with certain unalienable rights
Giving motivational speeches to schoolchildren
Following the chain of command
Arguing for the Olympics to be held in Chicago
Following the long tradition of appointing czars

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Oh my GOD THE PRESIDENT ISN'T WEARING SHOES WHILE PRESIDENTING THAT MEANS HE'S BOWING TO THAT MUSLIM GUY WHY DOESN'T OBAMA RESPECT THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY???!?!!?!

bradkanus: strathcona: bradkanus: The only problem with your guy getting elected to another four year term - That's 1,460 more days of blindly defending him on Fark.

I knew there was a reason I had you favourited as 'dickbag'.

Why are you so angry? You won! This isn't a big deal... well unless you think it's a big deal and you have to spend your day defending your president on the internet over it!

This is going to be an easy four years for me. You guys are already screaming your heads off like a sea of hungry babies.

Publish epic conservative butthurt article, watch liberal mock the conservative butthurt, claim liberals are 'screaming their heads off like a sea of hungry babies'...

profit?

It's like they find the most insignificant thing we've ever criticized a president for, then spend their first two "Wolf!" cries on arugulamustardmomjeans.

Then, when they waste their third on "Benghazi! Benghazi? Ben...ghazi, right? B-E-N-G-H-A-Z-I. Bee-Eee-En..." (SHUT THE FARK UP! WE KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. IT'S NOT A SCANDAL. SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND WE'LL TAP YOU ON THE HEAD WHEN IT'S TIME FOR RECESS. God DAMN.)

If they ever did have a legitimate beef, I'd expect the Dems to be able to hide it in broad daylight at this point - everyone has now seen the GOP lose its shiat over the tiniest things for the last 5 years. They have no sense of scale.

That would have been a far more impressive effort if the author could have resisted tacking on the "see, you mean old libbies, I can say mean things, too" line at the end. But subtlety is hard.

Pocket Ninja: But subtlety is hard.

Pocket Ninja: But subtlety is hard.

Pocket Ninja: But subtlety is hard. 
Pocket Ninja Pocket Ninja: But But subtlety subtlety is is hard hard. 

Pocket Ninja Pocket Ninja Pocket Ninja: But But But subtlety subtlety subtletyis is is hard hard hard. 

Until today:




This would be the only image that would resonate in a Daily Caller blogger's head at hearing the word "Burma."





Or "Myanmar."

winterbraid: Mentat: rufus-t-firefly: Here's hoping the DSM-V includes Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Symptom: hating everything Obama does simply because he is doing them.
list borrowed from elchip

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Oh my GOD THE PRESIDENT ISN'T WEARING SHOES WHILE PRESIDENTING THAT MEANS HE'S BOWING TO THAT MUSLIM GUY WHY DOESN'T OBAMA RESPECT THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY???!?!!?!

Presidentin' while barefoot reveals Taxbongo isn't half-black and half-white, he's half-black and half-blacker!

THOSE SOCKS ARE MADE OUT OF MUSLIM!!!

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Yingluck Shinawatra, a.k.a. "Pu", Prime Minister of Thailand. You're welcome.

She's 45?? Daaammn

That is some prime Minister.

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"Not Bad"

What you can't see from this angle is that Obama had just unzipped his fly in an hommage to LBJ's famous query "Ho Chi Minh may have North Vietnam but does he have a pecker like this?"

"...Ten?"

" Ten."

rufus-t-firefly: On his trip to Asia this week, President Obama struggled to pronounce the name of Aung San Suu Kyi, the most prominent human rights activist in the world...

Now let's hear Bush say it.

Herman Cain trying to remember the president of Uzbekistan.

Enough said.

WinoRhino: bradkanus: Okay - now one of you answer me back using the voice and reason of a drunk Red Socks fan!

I'm a Red Sox fan, but I'll only get drunk and berate you if you promise to include something about as your "thought of the day" in your awesome blog that doesn't suck at all.

It's a bit sad that one of the 13 accounts he follows on Twitter is his own blog.

Bwahahahahaha...man the next four years are going to be GOLD!

I'd totally get head from that head of state.

Mispronouncing someone's name isn't a "gaffe". Giving the chancellor of Germany an unwanted shoulder rub is a gaffe.

The Daily Caller is like The Consumerist for butthurt conservatives.

Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, Romney supporters.

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I'm creating an international incident in my pants.

Seriously conservatives, we get the whole idea of Rovian projection, but it doesn't work on Obama. Whereas Clinton was slicker than snot on a hot glass doorknob, Obama is just too nice of a guy.

"Thank you for your gracious hospitality President Thein Sein."

"Please Barrack, you can call me just Sein and you can call me anytime".

"Well...uhmmm....thank you President..uhmmm....Sein....is it warm in here?"

This is the best the right wing can do.

Nobody likes a sore loser.