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(Gawker)   "But after a frenzied, drunken take-off, the tour has descended into naked, mutinous madness, led by the wild, nude, harmonica-playing Australian contingent"   ( divider line
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3751 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Nov 2012 at 1:44 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-20 12:07:17 PM  
Can I buy a ticket? 'cause I'm in.
2012-11-20 01:46:09 PM  
Her GQ shoot is f*cking hot.

I mean gotdamn
2012-11-20 01:59:39 PM  
Did someone drop a load in her mouth in that pic?
2012-11-20 02:13:24 PM  
She may be physically hot, but she strikes me as being one of the most vapid, empty-headed, self-involved celebrity figures I have seen in a long time - and this is at a time when the Kardashians are still in the news on a weekly basis. Oh, and her music sucks.
2012-11-20 02:17:16 PM  
If naked people are involved, then I'm interested.
2012-11-20 02:22:28 PM  
Rhianna was in Stockholm 3 days ago? Chris Brown was here yesterday. First time Rhianna beat Brown at anything.

Oh, and the posters that were put up around town here:
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2012-11-20 02:23:42 PM  
I would spend the whole time annoying Nuno Bettancourt with guitar geekary.
2012-11-20 02:25:08 PM  
If only there was something you could put in her mouth to prevent talking or singing...
2012-11-20 02:59:32 PM  

buddyrtr: If only there was something you could put in her mouth to prevent talking or singing...

Chris Brown tried his fist....that didn't work
2012-11-20 03:54:59 PM  
^^^^ +1 for the last two posters.
2012-11-20 05:18:44 PM  
get naked.

no more of this men's magazine teasing, sh*tty attempts to get attention on instagram, crappy over-filtered videos of the drek you call music, or whatever attention-whoring you feel necessary to stay some how relevant in the eye of your fans....seriously, before you go on that last 8-ball bender into where-are-they-now obscurity or found in a ditch somewhere outside the salton sea, please, just show us the goods and give us SOMETHING to remember.
2012-11-20 08:18:23 PM  
Go Australia!

I read this. It all seemed a little sad. There is part of me that thinks the record company told her to do this and she agreed, they billed her, and now she has to pay back the costs of this publicity jaunt, and by piling up the debt the record company keeps her on their leash for as long as they want. Like they did with Whitney Houston and every other pop star.

It always ends well.
2012-11-20 08:47:36 PM  
Matthew McConaghy's Teletubbies on Ice.
2012-11-21 12:44:22 AM  
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