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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Investigators say soccer team's UFIA hazing "goes a lot deeper than we probably know about right now." That would explain why they can't use their hands   (suntimes.com) divider line 45
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2012-11-20 01:07:13 PM  
FTA; At that signal, older team members grabbed Romanucci's client, tore off his pants and underwear, held him down on the school's soccer field and sodomized him with their fingers and other foreign objects, the suit alleges.

If this is true, what on Earth would make these people committing these acts think that what they're doing isn't a felony?
 
2012-11-20 01:53:41 PM  
Is this the butt chugging thing or is this a different sodomy story?
 
2012-11-20 01:57:12 PM  
FInger goes WHERE?

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2012-11-20 01:58:30 PM  
At that signal, older team members grabbed Romanucci's client, tore off his pants and underwear, held him down on the school's soccer field and sodomized him with their fingers and other foreign objects, the suit alleges.

The f*ck???? Why would you even want to do this?

"Hey guys, I know we're 100% straight, but I have the sudden urge to strip this 14-year-old boy naked on the field and stick my fingers up his ass so they smell like his sh*t. You guys in? Yeah? LET'S DO THIS SH*T!"
 
2012-11-20 01:59:37 PM  

Cythraul: FTA; At that signal, older team members grabbed Romanucci's client, tore off his pants and underwear, held him down on the school's soccer field and sodomized him with their fingers and other foreign objects, the suit alleges.

If this is true, what on Earth would make these people committing these acts think that what they're doing isn't a felony?


We have a precedent....

"....while cruel, it is not criminal."

Not sure how that works, but I'm no lawyer/judge
 
2012-11-20 02:01:12 PM  

Cythraul: FTA; At that signal, older team members grabbed Romanucci's client , tore off his pants and underwear, held him down on the school's soccer field and sodomized him with their fingers and other foreign objects, the suit alleges.

If this is true, what on Earth would make these people committing these acts think that what they're doing isn't a felony?


So that's what the kids are calling it these days ... Gotta get more hip with the lingo.
 
2012-11-20 02:02:31 PM  
yfrog.com
The team is going to do stuff to him.

Weird stuff.

BUTT stuff.
 
2012-11-20 02:03:23 PM  
I can't imagine what kind of battle frenzy or mob mentality could come over me where I would be OK with sticking a finger up some stranger's ass. Great, now you have someone's funk on your hand and it's going to smell for the rest of the day, no matter how much you wash it.

And why does a soccer team need to haze people anyway? Can't they just be like, "Are you good at soccer? OK, you're on the team." What could a test of someone's anal-retention possibly tell you about their ability to kick a ball?

This is why I never played any sports in school. I'll take my anal fingering in the comfort of my own home, thanks.
 
2012-11-20 02:06:42 PM  
Yeah I don't understand the butt thing at all. That is just........

Worst we probably did was make the freshmen chug half and half right before suicides (now named something lame). Puking is funny.
 
2012-11-20 02:09:49 PM  
Weed.
 
2012-11-20 02:10:42 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Weed.


Would have prevented this.
 
2012-11-20 02:13:23 PM  
pfffft. that's nothing. shoulda seen what happened to me when i got promoted to referee college basketball.

/jus kiddin'
 
2012-11-20 02:16:12 PM  
I was honestly surprised to see this wasn't in England.
 
2012-11-20 02:17:17 PM  
oh I understand it...this is how soccer players show their dominance. Its like guinea pigs who hump the faces of other male guinea pigs to shame them and prove they are dominant.

you just got your face farked/anally fingered and there's nothing you can do about it sucker!
 
2012-11-20 02:29:58 PM  
Ok I'm going on 52. I played a lot of sports in high school and two (soccer and baseball) in college. While there was some hazing there was nothing even close to whatl happened here, which unfortunately seems to be happening all over. I knew friends in fraternities in college and some of their hazing could get pretty brutal and a bit perverted but nothing like this, at least as far as I knew.

Someone help me out, is it really this bad now? Or has it always been this way and I am just naive
 
2012-11-20 02:32:47 PM  
Well, did he come or what?
 
2012-11-20 02:37:45 PM  
God I am glad I grew up in a normal country (USA) where hazing used to mean beer drinking a strippers not getting sodomized by the homoerotic soccer club.
 
2012-11-20 02:42:49 PM  
At that signal, older team members grabbed Romanucci's client, tore off his pants and underwear, held him down on the school's soccer field and sodomized him with their fingers and other foreign objects, the suit alleges.

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????
 
2012-11-20 02:48:48 PM  
Rite of passage. Why couldn't I be on this soccer team. I love being held down and sodomized. Life is not fair.
 
2012-11-20 02:50:29 PM  

Madame Psychosis: I can't imagine what kind of battle frenzy or mob mentality could come over me where I would be OK with sticking a finger up some stranger's ass. Great, now you have someone's funk on your hand and it's going to smell for the rest of the day, no matter how much you wash it.

And why does a soccer team need to haze people anyway? Can't they just be like, "Are you good at soccer? OK, you're on the team." What could a test of someone's anal-retention possibly tell you about their ability to kick a ball?

This is why I never played any sports in school. I'll take my anal fingering in the comfort of my own home, thanks.


Well guess you aint a team player then? Spoil sport.

mikewadestr: Ok I'm going on 52. I played a lot of sports in high school and two (soccer and baseball) in college. While there was some hazing there was nothing even close to whatl happened here, which unfortunately seems to be happening all over. I knew friends in fraternities in college and some of their hazing could get pretty brutal and a bit perverted but nothing like this, at least as far as I knew.

Someone help me out, is it really this bad now? Or has it always been this way and I am just naive


I dunno what it is either when I used to play sports if anyone tried to do this they would be pretty much shunned and have their asses kicked. Seems like today they have to amp everything up to eleventy to be cool. Ill keep my butt exit only TYVM.
 
2012-11-20 02:54:44 PM  

Madame Psychosis: I can't imagine what kind of battle frenzy or mob mentality could come over me where I would be OK with sticking a finger up some stranger's ass. Great, now you have someone's funk on your hand and it's going to smell for the rest of the day, no matter how much you wash it.

And why does a soccer team need to haze people anyway? Can't they just be like, "Are you good at soccer? OK, you're on the team." What could a test of someone's anal-retention possibly tell you about their ability to kick a ball?

This is why I never played any sports in school. I'll take my anal fingering in the comfort of my own home, thanks.


You know that group of cool girls/guys from high school? They'll let you in; but first you have to prove that you are part of the group.

/ it's all about the group and acceptance
 
2012-11-20 02:54:46 PM  

Madame Psychosis: I'll take my anal fingering in the comfort of my own home, thanks.


*checks profile*

Man, you should put in a hit counter or something, 'cause that shiat would *explode* after a comment like that.
 
2012-11-20 03:02:16 PM  
Why don't theses guys just date other men and leave the poor straight jocks alone?
What is their agenda?
Oh.
Wait.
 
2012-11-20 03:05:03 PM  

Matthew Keene: Rite of passage. Why couldn't I be on this soccer team. I love being held down and sodomized. Life is not fair.


I know, right? I totally missed out as a young man. I should have been a cub scout, catholic altar boy, congressional page, fraternity member.
 
2012-11-20 03:08:11 PM  

Frogfoot: God I am glad I grew up in a normal country (USA) where hazing used to mean beer drinking a strippers not getting sodomized by the homoerotic soccer club.


Do you know how I know your reading comprehension is sub-sub-par?
 
2012-11-20 03:13:56 PM  
Walker: "The f*ck???? Why would you even want to do this?"

Stockholm syndrome.
They do it to you, you realize they did it to everyone and everyone acts like it's the most normal thing in the world.
So you pay it forward.

If you don't, you're admitting it's really farked up and then you have to come to terms with having been victimized yourself.
 
2012-11-20 03:13:59 PM  
Yeah, that's gay and very, very wrong.
 
2012-11-20 03:17:02 PM  
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2012-11-20 03:22:42 PM  
www.oldpunks.com

You know where those teachers and coaches belong?
 
2012-11-20 03:26:28 PM  
I'll just throw in some anecdotal evidence that I played football, basketball and ran track in highschool and there weren't really any hazings at any level, beyond seniors treating you like garbage (but not sticking their hands up your ass...) I made the varsity fball team as a sophomore and was generally treated better for it, not worse. And i don't know any of my friends at the ~15 other central IL highschools I knew who encountered anything like this.

So to answer general questions above, no it isn't happening everywhere. Most people my age (24 now) seemed to think hazing was a weird thing people did in 80s movies.

The stuff I heard from some of my friends who joined frats in college, that's a different story. At least some of the more "popular" (read: jock stereotype) frats were accused of some weird stuff.

/your mileage may vary, depending on country and sport
 
2012-11-20 03:40:51 PM  

Cythraul: If this is true, what on Earth would make these people committing these acts think that what they're doing isn't a felony?


Why do liberal colleges have such fascists student governments?
 
2012-11-20 03:59:14 PM  
i had to look it up...

i thought the U stood for unintentioinal....it's unsolicited....carry-on.

the comment I was going to add, isn't worthy.
 
2012-11-20 04:45:58 PM  
Is there a racial component to any of this shiat, that no one dares to mention?
 
2012-11-20 04:47:00 PM  

Walker: At that signal, older team members grabbed Romanucci's client, tore off his pants and underwear, held him down on the school's soccer field and sodomized him with their fingers and other foreign objects, the suit alleges.

The f*ck???? Why would you even want to do this?

"Hey guys, I know we're 100% straight, but I have the sudden urge to strip this 14-year-old boy naked on the field and stick my fingers up his ass so they smell like his sh*t. You guys in? Yeah? LET'S DO THIS SH*T!"


No one, because it never happened. She's just another attention whore coont.
 
2012-11-20 04:55:15 PM  
I went to a suburban Chicago high school near this one, and played football, baseball and wrestled. Never did anything like this ever happen. The worst thing we did was my senior year we caught a freshman, who was late to practice, alone in the locker room, and held him down on a bench and squirted warm water on him to make him think we were peeing on him. And we were punished for doing that.

What the hell is wrong with the coaches that they would sit there and watch these guys anally rape another player?
 
2012-11-20 05:00:41 PM  

ongbok: I went to a suburban Chicago high school near this one, and played football, baseball and wrestled. Never did anything like this ever happen. The worst thing we did was my senior year we caught a freshman, who was late to practice, alone in the locker room, and held him down on a bench and squirted warm water on him to make him think we were peeing on him. And we were punished for doing that.

What the hell is wrong with the coaches that they would sit there and watch these guys anally rape another player?



And yet, in the thread where I said that the Boy Scouts of America were within their rights to prevent openly gay men from serving as Scout Leaders, I was farking banned for trolling. See what this shiat leads to?
 
2012-11-20 05:36:36 PM  

WeenerGord: Is there a racial component to any of this shiat, that no one dares to mention?


And by "racial component" do you mean "strange homoerotic shiat that only white boys do"?
 
2012-11-20 05:42:04 PM  

Madame Psychosis: I can't imagine what kind of battle frenzy or mob mentality could come over me where I would be OK with sticking a finger up some stranger's ass. Great, now you have someone's funk on your hand and it's going to smell for the rest of the day, no matter how much you wash it.

And why does a soccer team need to haze people anyway? Can't they just be like, "Are you good at soccer? OK, you're on the team." What could a test of someone's anal-retention possibly tell you about their ability to kick a ball?

This is why I never played any sports in school. I'll take my anal fingering in the comfort of my own home, thanks.


Forceable digital anal rape is a crucial step in team building. Also the name of my new band.
 
2012-11-20 06:02:18 PM  

MikeMc: WeenerGord: Is there a racial component to any of this shiat, that no one dares to mention?

And by "racial component" do you mean "strange homoerotic shiat that only white boys do"?



No, I meant something else entirely. I think you know that.
 
2012-11-20 06:05:46 PM  
Awww, come on. Soccer and prostate exams go hand in hand.
 
2012-11-20 06:59:23 PM  

ongbok: What the hell is wrong with the coaches that they would sit there and watch these guys anally rape another player?


If they stood up the erection might show.
 
2012-11-20 07:25:58 PM  

Cythraul: Matthew Keene: Rite of passage. Why couldn't I be on this soccer team. I love being held down and sodomized. Life is not fair.

I know, right? I totally missed out as a young man. I should have been a cub scout, catholic altar boy, congressional page, fraternity member.


Too funny! I was a boy scout. That alone had it's homo hijinks - I recall one trip where once kid named Carlo was attempting to face fark another boy in the troop while the other boy was asleep. And yes, the troop had a high homo-erotic vibe to it too.

Now altar boy - meh. Had to get up too early on a Sunday for me to even consider that.
 
2012-11-20 11:10:08 PM  

WeenerGord: ongbok: I went to a suburban Chicago high school near this one, and played football, baseball and wrestled. Never did anything like this ever happen. The worst thing we did was my senior year we caught a freshman, who was late to practice, alone in the locker room, and held him down on a bench and squirted warm water on him to make him think we were peeing on him. And we were punished for doing that.

What the hell is wrong with the coaches that they would sit there and watch these guys anally rape another player?


And yet, in the thread where I said that the Boy Scouts of America were within their rights to prevent openly gay men from serving as Scout Leaders, I was farking banned for trolling. See what this shiat leads to?


you should be banned from here too.
 
2012-11-20 11:19:21 PM  

dumbobruni: you should be banned from here too.


Are you from NAMBLA? Resent anyone blocking your access to children?
 
2012-11-21 02:30:32 AM  

WeenerGord: MikeMc: WeenerGord: Is there a racial component to any of this shiat, that no one dares to mention?

And by "racial component" do you mean "strange homoerotic shiat that only white boys do"?


No, I meant something else entirely. I think you know that.


Actually no, I really have no idea what racial component would be likely with such a story. I do have some ideas about a sexual orientation component to the story.
 
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