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(Illinois State Journal-Register)   Today's "teacher having sex with students" story comes to us from Springfield, IL. The teacher was not qualified to be hired in the first place. With mugshot good...uh, with a mugshot   (sj-r.com) divider line 43
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2012-11-20 09:55:26 AM
Not impressed
 
2012-11-20 11:15:06 AM
d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net

WAH wah
 
2012-11-20 11:28:42 AM
Some teachers are more "hands on" in their methods.
 
2012-11-20 12:16:19 PM
Sister of Opie, from Family Guy?

/carlsbad caverns
 
2012-11-20 12:16:48 PM
I'd hit it.

I bet she cleans up real good.
 
2012-11-20 12:17:24 PM
Springfield?

Did Bart finally get some?
 
2012-11-20 12:18:09 PM
Ah, for the good old days, when school teacher meant someone with a sixth grade education.
 
2012-11-20 12:20:11 PM
Subby makes me happy just for following good "truth in headlining" etiquette...
 
2012-11-20 12:21:19 PM
OH CMON!!! If there was a time for the standard FARK hottie teacher headline, this was the one!!!
 
2012-11-20 12:21:42 PM
"Hello!..."
(looks at back of guitar)
"...Springfield!"
 
2012-11-20 12:22:09 PM
Day #57: They still think I'm a teacher. All is going according to plan.
 
2012-11-20 12:22:11 PM

Sybarite: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 284x198]

WAH wah


1.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com

/Frowns on her shenanigans
 
2012-11-20 12:22:24 PM

Nick Nostril: "Hello!..."
(looks at back of guitar)
"...Springfield!"


And I thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville...
 
2012-11-20 12:23:12 PM
"I frequently found teachers teaching subjects that they should not be teaching,"

You don't say
 
2012-11-20 12:26:06 PM
Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.
 
2012-11-20 12:29:16 PM

iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.


upload.wikimedia.org

He was very convincing.
 
2012-11-20 12:29:24 PM

iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.


But they're ok to pull rickshaws, right?

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2012-11-20 12:31:25 PM
Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.
 
2012-11-20 12:34:36 PM

blatz514: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.

But they're ok to pull rickshaws, right?


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Yeah, but you'd probably have to get him drunk first...
 
2012-11-20 12:36:38 PM

JackieRabbit: Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.


Agreed, but you can't commit a double standard on pedophilia. I'm sure there are plenty of willing 18-year-olds.
 
2012-11-20 12:39:29 PM

iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.


Oh, and that reminds me of one of the music teachers at a local community college. He'd been a professional musician for decades and teaching a performing band class for years. One day, he was told he needed to have a Master's to continue teaching that class.

So, while he was cramming thru to get the degree, another teacher came out of retirement for a year to cover his class. The retired teacher's Master's degree was in engineering. Absolutely nothing to do with music but he could check the box so he was clearly qualified. He was qualified, having been a musician even longer than the other teacher and having been a music teacher as well but those skills were not requirements of the job as far as the school was concerned.

I don't find it at all surprising that someone is unqualified because of a technicality but is perfectly capable of performing the task.

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2012-11-20 12:42:26 PM

JackieRabbit: Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.


A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...when I was 17, I would've f*cked anything with a wet and warm hole. Apparently these kids aren't any different. Some things never change.
 
2012-11-20 12:42:29 PM
I knew this one would show up on FARK when I saw her on the news last night. The batshiat crazy photo made the story.
 
2012-11-20 12:44:35 PM

jtown: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.



He was very convincing.


Did he also sell you some magic beans? If so, that guy is smooth; he got me last week. Damn magic beans.
 
2012-11-20 12:45:49 PM

blatz514: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.

But they're ok to pull rickshaws, right?


Yep; although, I bet they try to take dumps in the rickshaw.
 
2012-11-20 12:48:15 PM

Matthew Keene: Ah, for the good old days, when school teacher meant someone with a sixth grade education.


I read that as sixth grade erection.
 
2012-11-20 12:54:45 PM
In a dark room, party going on in the rest of the house, drunk on youth, and cheap beer, she strokes your penis through your pants. You know she is older, and you never thought this situation could be happening to you. You never fantasized about her in class (maybe once) and really never found her attractive, but here you are. She left her authority in class. She is looking at you with pleading eyes. An equal. How can her hand feel so good? You no longer see her as older. She undressed you, and herself, before you could show that last bit of reluctance she knew you were feeling. As she takes you into her mouth, that reluctance is gone. Gone forever, like dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.
 
2012-11-20 01:06:15 PM
I wonder if the "proper" certification includes certification of sexual proclivities.
 
2012-11-20 01:11:21 PM

Sybarite: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 284x198]

WAH wah


She has a kind of Pablo Picasso thing going on. Or maybe Salvador Dali.
 
2012-11-20 01:18:03 PM
I've been to Springfield, IL and she's probably one of the best looking women there.

/Springfield, IL is a shiathole's shiathole
 
2012-11-20 01:20:14 PM

cmb53208: I've been to Springfield, IL and she's probably one of the best looking women there.

/Springfield, IL is a shiathole's shiathole


So, you prefer Shelbyville women. Got it.
 
2012-11-20 01:25:11 PM
She looks like a clown sans makeup.
 
2012-11-20 02:04:41 PM
Link

The only central Illinois cougars.
 
2012-11-20 02:05:48 PM

JackieRabbit: Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.


The 17 year old boys don't like vagina the way 17 year old girls don't like penis.
 
2012-11-20 02:12:02 PM

born_yesterday: I'd hit it.

I bet she cleans up real good.


Ditto!
 
2012-11-20 02:14:59 PM
The story and comments under it focus more on the credential issue than the fornicating. This woman did have credentials to teach K through 9, so I'm not getting how the credentials thing is even much of an issue. Are they thinking the 10-12 credential is where they teach you to not fark the students, or that it would be OK if she had limited herself to farking 9th graders?
 
2012-11-20 02:26:51 PM
She's a little wonky; I dig that in a gal. Unfortunately, a penchant for kids doesn't much help her case.

/Yeah, I'd hit it. Why not?
 
2012-11-20 02:54:53 PM

cmb53208: I've been to Springfield, IL and she's probably one of the best looking women there.

/Springfield, IL is a shiathole's shiathole


As someone who lives in central Illinois (in Springfield for a while), I beg to differ. Try looking at the vast wasteland south of the Springfield-Decatur-Champaign line. It's all relative. Yes, by that I mean they're all farkin' related.
 
2012-11-20 03:30:21 PM
Teachers should have degrees in subjects (Math, English, History, Science), not degrees in 'Teaching'.
 
2012-11-20 04:52:44 PM

jtown: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.

Oh, and that reminds me of one of the music teachers at a local community college. He'd been a professional musician for decades and teaching a performing band class for years. One day, he was told he needed to have a Master's to continue teaching that class.

So, while he was cramming thru to get the degree, another teacher came out of retirement for a year to cover his class. The retired teacher's Master's degree was in engineering. Absolutely nothing to do with music but he could check the box so he was clearly qualified. He was qualified, having been a musician even longer than the other teacher and having been a music teacher as well but those skills were not requirements of the job as far as the school was concerned.

I don't find it at all surprising that someone is unqualified because of a technicality but is perfectly capable of performing the task.

[theinfosphere.org image 225x169]


The task being that of banging 17 year olds?
 
2012-11-20 09:06:02 PM
Ooba Tooba, I'm sorry you haven't yet gotten a shout-out for that bit of clever-and-creepy prose^^^...nicely done!
 
2012-11-21 02:30:08 PM
I went to high school in Springfield, about 50 years ago. Definitely a shiathole then, and it doesn't seem to have changed much. Got the hell out and never looked back.

Reminds me of another Springfield story a little while ago, where the high school drama department put on a Shakespeare play, but with boys playing women's roles, and girls playing guy's roles. The students were having a great time, the audiences loved it, but some typical Springfield parent complained, so the play was cancelled due to "promoting homosexuality."
 
2012-11-21 03:14:49 PM

GrizzledVeteran: Ooba Tooba, I'm sorry you haven't yet gotten a shout-out for that bit of clever-and-creepy prose^^^...nicely done!


You are too kind. *tips hat*
 
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