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2012-11-20 11:50:04 AM
Both come in bags.
 
2012-11-20 12:42:23 PM
FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

lh6.googleusercontent.com

It is? 
 
2012-11-20 01:29:37 PM

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

 


Yeah. Donating blood/plasma is strictly voluntary. All you get if you're lucky is a little juice and a cookie.
 
2012-11-20 02:06:40 PM
I'm going through a bit of a drought myself... time to do a rain dance.
 
2012-11-20 02:13:14 PM
MOAR BOOBS
 
2012-11-20 02:13:21 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'm going through a bit of a drought myself... time to do a rain dance.


Try knocking up your gir...oh, a TFer. Never mind, sorry.
 
2012-11-20 02:16:02 PM

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x450]

It is?


SPERM BANKS????
/I'm making a deposit!!!
//U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!,
 
2012-11-20 02:16:55 PM
egalwaat.lu
 
2012-11-20 02:17:56 PM
That's where it comes from, alright.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-20 02:18:11 PM
Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen
 
2012-11-20 02:19:47 PM

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x450]

It is?


www.bontheball.com
 
2012-11-20 02:20:19 PM

gja: >Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen

Here you go.....

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-11-20 02:21:49 PM
Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft breast milk gap!
 
2012-11-20 02:22:54 PM

gja: Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen


TITTY MILK!

img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-11-20 02:24:11 PM
i.imgur.com

The culprit
 
2012-11-20 02:27:23 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 02:27:28 PM

perilsensitive: [i.imgur.com image 479x359]

The culprit


WRONG!!

This is the responsible party

www.geneticsandsociety.org
/cute my ASS. They're a scourge
 
2012-11-20 02:29:52 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 02:30:13 PM
 
2012-11-20 02:36:24 PM
NOT CANADIAN!!!!

0.tqn.com

/google "Michelle Allen cow" for more
 
2012-11-20 02:40:14 PM
www.momlogic.com
 
2012-11-20 02:42:24 PM

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.


Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!

/ Well, maybe not. Trying to get to one year exclusive breast feeding, but she'd rather not pump the last two months and just draw down the freezer supply
 
2012-11-20 02:45:42 PM

WxGuy1: Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!

/ Well, maybe not. Trying to get to one year exclusive breast feeding, but she'd rather not pump the last two months and just draw down the freezer supply


Read that as 5 year old son, so I went and made some popcorn.
 
2012-11-20 02:55:05 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SovietCanuckistan: MOAR BOOBS

NSFW


Rachel Ray-esque hot dogs
 
2012-11-20 03:02:10 PM
Could be worse....



i3.photobucket.com
/pops

 
2012-11-20 03:05:10 PM
Breast milk fetish thread!
 
2012-11-20 03:07:31 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Both come in bags.


But one is fun. The other is utilitarian.
 
2012-11-20 03:18:42 PM

perilsensitive: [i.imgur.com image 479x359]

The culprit


I only drink the finest breastmilks.
 
2012-11-20 03:20:07 PM

WxGuy1: Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!

/ Well, maybe not. Trying to get to one year exclusive breast feeding, but she'd rather not pump the last two months and just draw down the freezer supply



Good on you. Breast milk is BEST milk!

/Tits are for kids! 
//Best straight from the faucet
 
2012-11-20 03:26:46 PM
Of course, we still have plenty of sled dog's milk.

Holly: We're a bit short on a few supplies.
Lister: Like what?
Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated.
Lister: What kind of milk are we using now?
Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk.
Lister: Dog's milk?!
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Lister: Why?
Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus, of course, the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?
Holly: What, and spoil your tea?

Red Dwarf
 
2012-11-20 03:30:51 PM
Done in one.


//er... two
 
2012-11-20 03:32:31 PM
So the supply is going tits up?


/DRTFA
 
2012-11-20 03:59:40 PM
maxcdn.fooyoh.com
 
2012-11-20 04:03:25 PM
They need to double their production, you know, make it more efficient.

Link NSFW!
 
2012-11-20 04:16:08 PM
I was looking for a nice epic breasts picture, when I stumbled upon a great screen cap of a topless Anne Hathaway.

I felt I must share NSFW.

Now, off to your bunks.
 
2012-11-20 04:35:37 PM

ChipNASA: Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x450]

It is?

SPERM BANKS????
/I'm making a deposit!!!
//U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!,


And be prepared to pay back child support when the rug munching dyke of a mother decides she needs a little more money each month a few years down the line.
 
2012-11-20 04:53:52 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I was looking for a nice epic breasts picture, when I stumbled upon a great screen cap of a topless Anne Hathaway.

I felt I must share NSFW.

Now, off to your bunks.


Bless you my child. Go forth knowing you have done fine works.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-20 08:45:08 PM

ChipNASA: gja: >Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen

Here you go.....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Wanted breasts, as per article. That pic is utterly ridiculous.
 
2012-11-20 10:39:59 PM
Can't you guys get used to using half and half in your coffee?
 
2012-11-20 11:10:59 PM

WxGuy1: Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!


the article makes it pretty clear -- on the Internet!
 
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