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(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)   Drive-in service offers: a) coffee b) burgers c) strippers   (caller.com) divider line 34
    More: Scary, SUV, Ford Expedition, drive in  
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2012-11-20 10:48:26 AM  
No really, that's just the gear stick.
 
2012-11-20 10:48:41 AM  
www.redrecondite.com
 
2012-11-20 11:05:10 AM  
Can I get those to go, please?
 
2012-11-20 11:26:22 AM  
To quote an old National Lampoon magazine PSA: Coming and going don't mix
 
2012-11-20 02:00:46 PM  
That's one way to avoid the cover charge.
 
2012-11-20 02:01:01 PM  
I accidentally your wall
 
2012-11-20 02:04:23 PM  
I'll have that with bacon please.
 
2012-11-20 02:04:38 PM  
Now I wonder why they would have asked such a nice man to leave in the first place. What's the expected payment to have a strand woman come put her cooter in front of your face anyway?
 
2012-11-20 02:05:55 PM  
ftfa: "Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated."

really ? who goes to a strip club sober ? and definitely who leaves one sober ?
 
gja
2012-11-20 02:06:13 PM  
"Please come to the side door sweetie"

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-20 02:07:41 PM  
If I had to crash, in some tig ol' bitties is where I'd do it too.
 
2012-11-20 02:09:35 PM  
Those lingerie coffee huts in WA really suck ass, just saying. I don't need to see a pregnant girl in a thong while getting a coffee
 
2012-11-20 02:14:48 PM  
Staff told police the man was receiving dances but was not paying as much as he should have and was cut off.

I guess he just gave them a nickel when they danced on his pickle.
 
2012-11-20 02:15:14 PM  
A fur burger and and a bag of tittie tots, to go. Hurry, please.
 
2012-11-20 02:16:23 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Those lingerie coffee huts in WA really suck ass, just saying. I don't need to see a pregnant girl in a thong while getting a coffee


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Hmm... What's the over/under on whether or not TG here actually RTFA?
 
2012-11-20 02:17:39 PM  
 
2012-11-20 02:17:47 PM  
Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated.
No shiat, he was horny and pissed off. That in many cases can be worse.
 
2012-11-20 02:18:33 PM  

Sybarite: No really, that's just the gear stick.


A short-throw, apparently. :)
 
2012-11-20 02:21:01 PM  
Well, when was his name released? Am I to guess?
 
2012-11-20 02:22:53 PM  

Sgt.Zim: [notsureifserious.jpg]

Hmm... What's the over/under on whether or not TG here actually RTFA?


Sorry, I decided to change the subject
 
2012-11-20 02:22:58 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW


www.stripclublist.com

What a stripper may look like NSFL
 
2012-11-20 02:24:57 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW

[www.stripclublist.com image 400x600]

What a stripper may look like NSFL


[hotlinked pic]

I'm guessing that I'm glad that domain is blocked at work.
 
2012-11-20 02:26:00 PM  
What the Fark is "SUV Monday?"

/DNRTFA? Allow me to sum up:
//"Man drives SUV Monday through strip club wall"
 
2012-11-20 02:47:59 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Sgt.Zim: [notsureifserious.jpg]

Hmm... What's the over/under on whether or not TG here actually RTFA?

Sorry, I decided to change the subject


No need to apologize. I agree with you on the pregnant, g-stringed coffee seller.
 
2012-11-20 02:53:01 PM  
Link now reads 404...
 
2012-11-20 02:55:15 PM  

monoski: Link now reads 404...


You didn't pony up enough money. You better run your SUV into you monitor.
 
2012-11-20 03:03:13 PM  

Mimic_Octopus: ftfa: "Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated."

really ? who goes to a strip club sober ? and definitely who leaves one sober ?


My guess is that it was one of the boys in blue.
 
2012-11-20 03:31:45 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW


She's got a weird growth about halfway up to the belly button..
 
2012-11-20 03:41:54 PM  

Mentalpatient87: DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW

She's got a weird growth about halfway up to the belly button..


Are you referring to the drops of water all over her skin?
 
2012-11-20 03:51:57 PM  

monoski: Link now reads 404...


CORPUS CHRISTI - A customer disgruntled after he was told to leave a Leopard Street strip club crashed his SUV through a wall of the business Monday.

Emergency responders were called about 8:30 p.m. when the dark-colored SUV slammed into the club located in the 6000 block near McBride Lane.

Staff told police the man was receiving dances but was not paying as much as he should have and was cut off.

The man, described as in his mid-40s, left the club and began revving the engine of his Ford Expedition and spinning the tires in the parking lot, said Lt. Isaac Valencia of the Corpus Christi Police Department.

The vehicle slammed through a wall into the club's VIP area, Valencia said.

The man suffered minor scrapes in the wreck. No one was injured inside the club, police said.

Club staff called a maintenance crew to assess the damage and plan to keep the club open while the area is repaired.

Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated.

He was arrested on suspicion of felony criminal mischief because of the extent of building damages, Valencia said.

"It was reckless in terms of his act appeared to be intentional," Valencia said. "He should have known doing that would have put people in danger."

The man's name was not released late Monday.


Article did not contain pictures.
 
2012-11-20 04:13:49 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Mentalpatient87: DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW

She's got a weird growth about halfway up to the belly button..

Are you referring to the drops of water all over her skin?


No, this one's red.
 
2012-11-20 04:36:36 PM  
Mimic_Octopus: "who goes to a strip club sober ?"

The kind of passive aggressive petulant child who reacts to feeling wronged by throwing a tantrum in the parking lot, revving his engine and spinning the tires (until he eventually loses control of the vehicle).

That strikes me as the kind of guy who not only thinks the club drinks are too expensive, but thinks the liquor store up the street is also too expensive, so pretty much doesn't drink unless he can bum it off someone else.
 
2012-11-20 07:57:45 PM  
No wrecks in the champagne room.
 
2012-11-21 03:45:12 PM  
What's his fark handle?
 
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