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(New Musical Express)   Coldplay promise fans will be able to pronounce the title of their next album. Look for Absolute Shiat to his stores next fall   (nme.com) divider line 4
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2012-11-20 01:04:43 PM
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wildcardjack: I couldn't identify a Coldplay song if pressed ....


Cold Play in all of it's...Cold Playiness...has a distinct (and incessantly repeated) production/arrangement/sound. You know Cold Play when you hear it.

It's like being in a crowded elevator when the smell of fart permeates the car. You didn't hear it, but you just know...it was the fat guy.

Cold Play: The fat guy who farts in your elevator.
2012-11-20 10:50:48 AM
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what absolute shiat might look like
2012-11-20 10:50:03 AM
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Wait, I'm confused... I really do get this screwed up still. Am I supposed to hate Coldplay or Nickelback?!?!

/Maybe both?
2012-11-20 10:43:03 AM
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Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.
 
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