FARK.com: (7443527) Coldplay promise fans will be able to pronounce the title of their next album. Look for Absolute Shiat to his stores next fall

		Coldplay promise fans will be able to pronounce the title of their next album. Look for Absolute Shiat to his stores next fall (nme.com)		4
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Nana's Vibrator		2012-11-20 01:04:43 PM

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wildcardjack: I couldn't identify a Coldplay song if pressed ....

Cold Play in all of it's...Cold Playiness...has a distinct (and incessantly repeated) production/arrangement/sound. You know Cold Play when you hear it.

It's like being in a crowded elevator when the smell of fart permeates the car. You didn't hear it, but you just know...it was the fat guy.

Cold Play: The fat guy who farts in your elevator.

Onkel Buck		2012-11-20 10:50:48 AM

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what absolute shiat might look like

Chabash		2012-11-20 10:50:03 AM

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Wait, I'm confused... I really do get this screwed up still. Am I supposed to hate Coldplay or Nickelback?!?!

/Maybe both?

SacriliciousBeerSwiller		2012-11-20 10:43:03 AM

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Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.

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