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(New Musical Express)   Coldplay promise fans will be able to pronounce the title of their next album. Look for Absolute Shiat to his stores next fall   (nme.com) divider line 31
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2012-11-20 10:43:03 AM
Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.
 
2012-11-20 10:46:01 AM
are they still attched to their lame "Les Miz" inspired fashion sense? didn't they first do that in 2004 or so? I saw them recently on a Jools Holland taped in 2011 and they were still flouncing around in vaguely military style clothes but with well-placed tatters and colored rags and shiat.

god i hate these guys. their music makes me angry.
 
2012-11-20 10:47:42 AM
To whose stores, subby?
 
2012-11-20 10:50:03 AM
Wait, I'm confused... I really do get this screwed up still. Am I supposed to hate Coldplay or Nickelback?!?!

/Maybe both?
 
2012-11-20 10:50:48 AM
i26.photobucket.com
what absolute shiat might look like
 
2012-11-20 10:52:43 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.


i1247.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 10:56:56 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.


Eight miles high and fallin' fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
 
2012-11-20 11:22:21 AM
rambly-ramblings.2308065.n4.nabble.com
 
2012-11-20 11:22:45 AM

rickythepenguin: are they still attched to their lame "Les Miz" inspired fashion sense? didn't they first do that in 2004 or so? I saw them recently on a Jools Holland taped in 2011 and they were still flouncing around in vaguely military style clothes but with well-placed tatters and colored rags and shiat.

god i hate these guys. their music makes me angry.


Yo dawg, I heard you like cosplay when you listen to Coldplay so we put these Che Guevara shirts in your olive drab North Face dufflebag so you can cosplay when you Coldplay.
 
2012-11-20 11:22:48 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: To whose stores, subby?


HIS. Can't you read?
 
2012-11-20 11:25:47 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.


Well, it's a good start. But I'm afraid Elbow would emerge as standby backup.
 
2012-11-20 11:30:01 AM
www.miataturbo.net
 
2012-11-20 11:30:09 AM
What now we don't like Elbow either?
 
2012-11-20 11:31:58 AM

I love Garlic Man: B.L.Z. Bub: To whose stores, subby?

HIS. Can't you read?


But who is he? That's what I'm asking you!

/Third base!
 
2012-11-20 11:34:39 AM

stanhapsburg: Well, it's a good start. But I'm afraid Elbow would emerge as standby backup.



OK. them's fightin' words!

I farking LOVE ELbow. the best extant British band, bar motherfarking none. and Guy is a close personal friend.
 
2012-11-20 11:52:14 AM

rickythepenguin: stanhapsburg: Well, it's a good start. But I'm afraid Elbow would emerge as standby backup.


OK. them's fightin' words!

I farking LOVE ELbow. the best extant British band, bar motherfarking none. and Guy is a close personal friend.


i131.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 12:08:10 PM
I couldn't identify a Coldplay song if pressed but I have an earworm of a song by either Purified in Blood or Elitist running right now and I have to go play those albums to figure out which is which.

There are much better music options than what they're allowed to play on the radio.
 
2012-11-20 12:14:24 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.


YAY!
Happy happy, joy, joy!
 
2012-11-20 12:31:21 PM
My suggestions:
"Yes, we know, we're U2 lite."
or
"Chris' wife is a pretentious biatch."
 
2012-11-20 12:34:34 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.


But then you wake from your dream and remember it was actually Buddy Holly, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Randy Rhodes and that life is just cruel that way.
 
2012-11-20 12:38:35 PM

rickythepenguin: god i hate these guys. their music makes me angry.


I thought they were perfectly fine after their first two first two albums. Sure, it was bland UK pop rock where they aped most melodies off of The Bends but I didn't think they sucked, either.

What they have done since is orders of magnitude bad; both in fashion sense and musical output.

/I actually kinda like "Politik" a lot, a track off their second release.
 
2012-11-20 01:04:43 PM

wildcardjack: I couldn't identify a Coldplay song if pressed ....


Cold Play in all of it's...Cold Playiness...has a distinct (and incessantly repeated) production/arrangement/sound. You know Cold Play when you hear it.

It's like being in a crowded elevator when the smell of fart permeates the car. You didn't hear it, but you just know...it was the fat guy.

Cold Play: The fat guy who farts in your elevator.
 
2012-11-20 01:17:56 PM
When I heard Coldplay was working with Brian Eno, I had some hope... but I guess that didn't really turn out anything amazing?


/soooo happy to see RTP was in a thread where Elbow was even mentioned
 
2012-11-20 01:22:16 PM
Coldplay's first two records are pretty good. After that, their sound didn't evolve, so there really is no point in listening to anything new from them.
 
2012-11-20 02:45:29 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.



I was watching an episode of Dexter last night when he goes out chopping down a tree in the woods with Arthur Miller a.k.a. "Trinity" the serial killer and he his thought is so two serial killers go out driving together (pause)...I don't think this joke has a good ending, but I'm sure it ends with only of them coming back.

No sure if you know the show Dexter but I cracked up. For some weird reason it reminded me of your post that I laughed at as well.
 
2012-11-20 03:25:32 PM
For Coldplay fans to be able to pronounce it, they need to make sure it's no more than one syllable, with a maximum of five letters.
 
2012-11-20 03:48:05 PM
Why do they wear costumes?
 
2012-11-20 04:23:46 PM
without a doubt Coldplay is one of the top 4 or 5 super rock and roll bands of all time.
 
2012-11-20 04:43:03 PM

AxL sANe: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.

But then you wake from your dream and remember it was actually Buddy Holly, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Randy Rhodes and that life is just cruel that way.


How DARE you forget John Denver?!?!
 
2012-11-21 12:31:39 AM
I don't give a shiat what they call it, just as long as it isn't anything like this last abortion

/yeah, i like coldplay. i never understood all the unbridled rage
//viva la vida was awesome
///rihanna, seriously?
 
2012-11-21 02:20:04 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Have you heard this one? Stop me if you've heard it.

So, Maroon 5 and Coldplay are in a horrible plane crash and die.


Please, do continue.
 
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