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(WTAE)   Rapper Tefflon shot, killed. No word on what kind of bullets were used   (wtae.com) divider line 56
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2012-11-20 09:54:45 AM  
I thought Teflon was a trademark of the DuPont corporation
 
2012-11-20 10:30:41 AM  
It's because he shot and killed another man, but they didn't trust the courts to handle it.

They didn't think the charges would stick.
 
2012-11-20 10:47:19 AM  
Well, I guarantee you now they're Teflon-coated.
 
2012-11-20 10:52:46 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Well, I guarantee you now they're Teflon-coated.


And we're done here.
 
2012-11-20 10:53:34 AM  
Who?
 
2012-11-20 10:56:37 AM  
" Relatives said he lived in Duquesne"

3.bp.blogspot.com

I'd live in there too.
 
2012-11-20 10:56:37 AM  
www.mackspw.com
 
2012-11-20 10:56:52 AM  
Paid in full
i784.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 10:59:00 AM  
It looks like bullets... stick to Teflon.
 
2012-11-20 11:00:34 AM  
Meh. Teflon is so 1980's. All the cool kids are moly-coating their bullets these days.
 
2012-11-20 11:01:09 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Well, I guarantee you now they're Teflon-coated.


Nice.
 
2012-11-20 11:04:17 AM  
Was he doing his new song "I Got Shot"?
 
2012-11-20 11:06:29 AM  
I hear they have brought charges, but they are unlikely to stick
 
2012-11-20 11:09:45 AM  

tacos4jesus: I hear they have brought charges, but they are unlikely to stick


Umm...
 
2012-11-20 11:10:48 AM  

Shadow Blasko: It's because he shot and killed another man, but they didn't trust the courts to handle it.

They didn't think the charges would stick.


tacos4jesus: I hear they have brought charges, but they are unlikely to stick


Came here to make exactly this joke, and I've been beaten to it twice.

/shakes tiny fists in stereo
 
2012-11-20 11:10:50 AM  
Im going to hell for giggling at that headline and the comments here

And it shows how dumb I am when my first thought was he named himself after what they make non stick cooking pans with!?!
 
2012-11-20 11:11:10 AM  

tacos4jesus: I hear they have brought charges, but they are unlikely to stick


upload.wikimedia.org

What sticky charges might look like.
 
2012-11-20 11:15:14 AM  
T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.
 
2012-11-20 11:16:13 AM  
This is why I go by Kevvlar.
 
2012-11-20 11:16:18 AM  
And nothing of value was lost
 
2012-11-20 11:16:18 AM  
Has anyone prayed for Omarion yet?
 
2012-11-20 11:17:05 AM  
"Inspiring Rap Artist"

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 11:21:10 AM  
More oxygen for the rest of us. Cool.
 
2012-11-20 11:23:03 AM  
Homicide Silence
 
2012-11-20 11:25:27 AM  

theurge14: T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.


CLIQUE! It's CLIQUE, damn you! And it's not pronounced "click", either, I don't care how many ignorant Americans say it that way. The French pronunciation is CLEEK, that is how you're supposed to say it. Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"? Mystique "mystick"?

/And niche is pronounced "neesh", not "nitch" or "neetch". You don't say "pastitch" for "pastiche", so why should it be different for "niche"?
 
2012-11-20 11:29:07 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: theurge14: T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.

CLIQUE! It's CLIQUE, damn you! And it's not pronounced "click", either, I don't care how many ignorant Americans say it that way. The French pronunciation is CLEEK, that is how you're supposed to say it. Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"? Mystique "mystick"?

/And niche is pronounced "neesh", not "nitch" or "neetch". You don't say "pastitch" for "pastiche", so why should it be different for "niche"?


Shutup frenchfag
 
2012-11-20 11:30:30 AM  

styckx: B.L.Z. Bub: theurge14: T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.

CLIQUE! It's CLIQUE, damn you! And it's not pronounced "click", either, I don't care how many ignorant Americans say it that way. The French pronunciation is CLEEK, that is how you're supposed to say it. Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"? Mystique "mystick"?

/And niche is pronounced "neesh", not "nitch" or "neetch". You don't say "pastitch" for "pastiche", so why should it be different for "niche"?

Shutup frenchfag


Yeah, what a doochbag.
 
2012-11-20 11:31:45 AM  
The Tefflon Done
 
2012-11-20 11:32:40 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: theurge14: T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.

CLIQUE! It's CLIQUE, damn you! And it's not pronounced "click", either, I don't care how many ignorant Americans say it that way. The French pronunciation is CLEEK, that is how you're supposed to say it. Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"? Mystique "mystick"?

/And niche is pronounced "neesh", not "nitch" or "neetch". You don't say "pastitch" for "pastiche", so why should it be different for "niche"?


i48.tinypic.com

Coop de grass.
 
2012-11-20 11:36:37 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: theurge14: T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.

CLIQUE! It's CLIQUE, damn you! And it's not pronounced "click", either, I don't care how many ignorant Americans say it that way. The French pronunciation is CLEEK, that is how you're supposed to say it. Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"? Mystique "mystick"?

/And niche is pronounced "neesh", not "nitch" or "neetch". You don't say "pastitch" for "pastiche", so why should it be different for "niche"?


Calm down and put your beret back on, Pierre!
 
2012-11-20 11:37:37 AM  

theurge14: B.L.Z. Bub: theurge14: T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.

CLIQUE! It's CLIQUE, damn you! And it's not pronounced "click", either, I don't care how many ignorant Americans say it that way. The French pronunciation is CLEEK, that is how you're supposed to say it. Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"? Mystique "mystick"?

/And niche is pronounced "neesh", not "nitch" or "neetch". You don't say "pastitch" for "pastiche", so why should it be different for "niche"?

Calm down and put your beret back on, Pierre!


Sorry, it's just a pet peeve. And no, I'm not French.
 
2012-11-20 11:46:46 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Sorry, it's just a pet peeve. And no, I'm not French.


Even worse: A miserable fat Belgian bastard!
 
2012-11-20 11:48:15 AM  
Should have called himself Kevlar.
 
2012-11-20 11:52:05 AM  
www.imageleech.net
 
2012-11-20 11:53:26 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: theurge14: T-Fal and his whole click said to be inconsolable.

CLIQUE! It's CLIQUE, damn you! And it's not pronounced "click", either, I don't care how many ignorant Americans say it that way. The French pronunciation is CLEEK, that is how you're supposed to say it. Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"? Mystique "mystick"?

/And niche is pronounced "neesh", not "nitch" or "neetch". You don't say "pastitch" for "pastiche", so why should it be different for "niche"?


I have never said pastiche in my life nor will I. You say to-mah-toe and I say fark you.
 
2012-11-20 11:56:00 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Do you pronounce oblique "oblick"?


It rymes with barbque, obli q.
 
2012-11-20 11:56:07 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Sorry, it's just a pet peeve. And no, I'm not French.


Well, I am of French heritage and I agree with you. Too bad there's no French word for gauche.
 
2012-11-20 11:57:04 AM  
In HS I joked that I was the velcro kid because all sorts of blame stuck to me and then I swear I heard the announcements call for and Eric Teflon to come to the office.
 
2012-11-20 12:24:44 PM  
So... expect three or four more album releases then?
 
2012-11-20 12:28:12 PM  

unlikely: I thought Teflon was a trademark of the DuPont corporation


yeah well I guess he found what you get for trademark infringement.
 
2012-11-20 12:34:50 PM  

brandent: unlikely: I thought Teflon was a trademark of the DuPont corporation

yeah well I guess he found what you get for trademark infringement.


That is exactly where I was going with that.

Do NOT mess with the huge chemical concerns, especially the ones that got their start making gunpowder and munitions.
 
2012-11-20 12:35:10 PM  
i44.tinypic.com

Who's up for Sledding?
 
2012-11-20 12:37:48 PM  
Congratulations son, you just achieved the ultimate in street cred
 
2012-11-20 12:52:58 PM  
An ordinary kitchen fork could do the trick, based on my experience.
 
2012-11-20 12:57:06 PM  
I told ya, the fleshy part of the thigh, ya mook.
 
2012-11-20 01:10:45 PM  
This will in no way, shape or form dissuade young African-American inner city male youth from wanting to perpetuate Republican-held stereotypes about young African-American inner city male youth, mainly that they seem to have trouble holding their firearms upright or their pants firmly to their buttocks, and that they seem to enjoy Death as much as your average Funeral Director.
 
2012-11-20 01:54:06 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: B.L.Z. Bub: Sorry, it's just a pet peeve. And no, I'm not French.

Well, I am of French heritage and I agree with you. Too bad there's no French word for gauche.


Zip it surrender monkeys.
 
2012-11-20 02:03:49 PM  
...aspiring rapper...

So... not an actual rapper, but random shooting of someone uninteresting.

/Meh
//Not news
 
2012-11-20 02:19:34 PM  
An aspiring expiring rapper was shot and killed early Sunday morning at an apartment complex in the East Hills.
 
2012-11-20 06:48:03 PM  
Teflon
img195.exs.cx
 
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