roc6783: RogerClemente: There's a woman on my wife's Facebook...let's just say her and dignity have been in the Friend Zone for several years now.She once posted, as her profile pic, her new tattoo, discreetly located about a quarter of an inch above her genitalia.She once went one a gigantic rant against her ex-husband that included her admitting that she made him pay her $50 everytime he wanted anal sex. The arguments with the ex's new girlfriend lasted over 300 comments long.She has no shame in posting the bad habits her 8 year old son has developed, including how he explicitly killed a puppy while she was in full panic mode.And, in general she's a drama queen who's certain everyone's out to get her while showing the typical "fark what you think anyways" attitude.A. So what's her Fark handle.B. Would she friend me?C. I can scrounge 50 bucks.
66dude: My workplace recently UNblocked Facebook. This should end well.
BronyMedic: Simple Rules for Facebook:1) Do not post ANYTHING about your job, or what you are doing currently on it. Don't even be vague. (Ex: Hey, you guys know a good place to eat in X town? I'm headed there with a patient now.)2) Do not post ANYTHING that could remotely be considered a HIPAA violation. That even includes liking other facebook friend's posted photos of their own family from your work.3) Do not post ANYTHING about your personal feelings about a coworker. Actually, you know what? Some things are better kept to yourself.4) Don't post racist, homophobic, sexist, or politically offensive material. If you have fringe or conspiracy beliefs, keep them to yourself.5) Always remember the first amendment protects you from the Government arresting you for your beliefs. It doesn't protect your employer from firing your ass for being stupid.
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