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2012-11-20 01:26:11 PM  

BronyMedic:

I can't really go into it without identifying the hosptial it happened at, but it had to do with a homeless man who was a frequent flyer at the hospital. Knowing the details, it's a google search away from knowing the whole story. It was a pretty big deal, as it met the criteria for mandatory reporting to the media because of the type of breech, and the libelous content of the facebook post.


You mean this? http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-311690
 
2012-11-20 01:30:41 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: BronyMedic:

I can't really go into it without identifying the hosptial it happened at, but it had to do with a homeless man who was a frequent flyer at the hospital. Knowing the details, it's a google search away from knowing the whole story. It was a pretty big deal, as it met the criteria for mandatory reporting to the media because of the type of breech, and the libelous content of the facebook post.


You mean this? http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-311690


Oh snap!
 
2012-11-20 02:51:36 PM  

Doom MD: phoxxy: Half of the lewd pictures and stuff I repost from my aunt and my mom still has her friended.


The coolest thing about words is that they have meanings that are pre-defined.

Lewd:
a. Preoccupied with sex and sexual desire; lustful.
b. Obscene; indecent.

Sounds like a wicked classy family.
 
2012-11-20 02:59:34 PM  

phoxxy: brigid_fitch:

And I HATE Facebook games. Luckily my list of friends have gotten the hint to stop sending me requests. 

And if there is anything worth a damn I want to talk about or post at length (that I don't mind being public), I use my personal website that I've had for the last 15 years.


I think people have figured out FB automatically sends out game request to your friends unless you change the privacy settings. They're not doing it internationally.
 
2012-11-20 03:35:56 PM  

Micronaut: Doom MD: phoxxy: Half of the lewd pictures and stuff I repost from my aunt and my mom still has her friended.

The coolest thing about words is that they have meanings that are pre-defined.

Lewd:
a. Preoccupied with sex and sexual desire; lustful.
b. Obscene; indecent.

Sounds like a wicked classy family.


Is this is an alt or something? Fark's unofficial mascot is a squirrel with giant testicles, what are you people doing here?
 
2012-11-20 03:54:43 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: BronyMedic:

I can't really go into it without identifying the hosptial it happened at, but it had to do with a homeless man who was a frequent flyer at the hospital. Knowing the details, it's a google search away from knowing the whole story. It was a pretty big deal, as it met the criteria for mandatory reporting to the media because of the type of breech, and the libelous content of the facebook post.


You mean this? http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-311690


Nope!
 
2012-11-20 04:07:25 PM  

BronyMedic: Smelly Pirate Hooker: BronyMedic:

I can't really go into it without identifying the hosptial it happened at, but it had to do with a homeless man who was a frequent flyer at the hospital. Knowing the details, it's a google search away from knowing the whole story. It was a pretty big deal, as it met the criteria for mandatory reporting to the media because of the type of breech, and the libelous content of the facebook post.


You mean this? http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-311690

Nope!


Damn.
 
2012-11-20 05:25:52 PM  

BronyMedic: Smelly Pirate Hooker: BronyMedic:

I can't really go into it without identifying the hosptial it happened at, but it had to do with a homeless man who was a frequent flyer at the hospital. Knowing the details, it's a google search away from knowing the whole story. It was a pretty big deal, as it met the criteria for mandatory reporting to the media because of the type of breech, and the libelous content of the facebook post.


You mean this? http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-311690

Nope!


If you said anything else, wouldn't that have been a violation?
 
2012-11-20 05:32:02 PM  
spacebison.com
 
2012-11-20 05:41:18 PM  

Micronaut: Doom MD: phoxxy: Half of the lewd pictures and stuff I repost from my aunt and my mom still has her friended.

The coolest thing about words is that they have meanings that are pre-defined.

Lewd:
a. Preoccupied with sex and sexual desire; lustful.
b. Obscene; indecent.

Sounds like a wicked classy family.


You do realize there are varying degrees of what is considered lewd right? For instance, a joke that is tongue in cheek obscene... you get it or you don't. The end result is pretty lewd if you get it. You aren't going to get the joke because you are either 1) a complete dunce or 2) are too innocent to get the "obscene" joke. There's a big difference between someone posting a picture that has some "fark me" joke (or whatever) on it with an indecent picture and one that is meant to be innuendo or obscure in its delivery. Both are lewd, yes, but one is far less than the other or perhaps less obvious.

And grats. You are the second person to use google to look up the definition. Want a cookie? You know how to use the intertubes.
 
2012-11-20 05:49:44 PM  

Phoenix_M: phoxxy: brigid_fitch:

And I HATE Facebook games. Luckily my list of friends have gotten the hint to stop sending me requests. 

And if there is anything worth a damn I want to talk about or post at length (that I don't mind being public), I use my personal website that I've had for the last 15 years.

I think people have figured out FB automatically sends out game request to your friends unless you change the privacy settings. They're not doing it internationally.


Naw. I had friends doing it on purpose for a while. I know about settings, I haven't messed with it because I have some apps and plugins that interface with Facebook that I use. If you turn off the ability to use apps on and off Facebook, then that kills the functionality of the third party apps I use that interface with it. I have a couple of select third party apps that I use that need the FB functionality.
 
2012-11-20 06:22:13 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Facebook is great for reconnecting with chicks from high school. What's crazy is that many of them are bored housewives who would be easy to hook up with. I'd never do that because destroying a marriage over a piece of ass is contemptible, but it's just Airtel that the opportunity is there.

If I was married and my wife was active in Facebook, I'd be a little concerned.


Farkers have read of your love for banging females with mental health problems. Given half a chance you'd surely bang a married girl but that would just make her appreciate what she has at home.
 
2012-11-21 01:38:24 AM  

roc6783: BronyMedic: Smelly Pirate Hooker: BronyMedic:

I can't really go into it without identifying the hosptial it happened at, but it had to do with a homeless man who was a frequent flyer at the hospital. Knowing the details, it's a google search away from knowing the whole story. It was a pretty big deal, as it met the criteria for mandatory reporting to the media because of the type of breech, and the libelous content of the facebook post.


You mean this? http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-311690

Nope!

If you said anything else, wouldn't that have been a violation?


Unfortunately, Brony is already en route to your place with a straightjacket, a full canister of anesthesia, and papers showing you called in a suicide threat. Sadly, you won't make it to the operating room in time. Your family and coworkers will talk about what a nice guy you were (or what an asshole you were) and how no one saw it coming, but it makes sense, that happens all the time. It was nice knowing you!
 
2012-11-21 01:45:42 AM  
The company I work for uses Facebook for marketing. I get lots of friend requests from customers and I usually accept so they'll see our updates, but I never post anything on my personal page.

I log-on to make a post about a new product or feature, and then log-off right away. That place give me the willies.

/plus, I don't want anybody in my life to know that my favorite book is 'Cum for Bigfoot'.
 
2012-11-21 01:51:46 AM  

Bullseyed: You can't delete Facebook accounts, so we know you're lying...


Wut?
 
2012-11-21 11:30:52 AM  

foxyshadis: Unfortunately, Brony is already en route to your place with a straightjacket, a full canister of anesthesia, and papers showing you called in a suicide threat. Sadly, you won't make it to the operating room in time. Your family and coworkers will talk about what a nice guy you were (or what an asshole you were) and how no one saw it coming, but it makes sense, that happens all the time. It was nice knowing you!


Friends will say at a funeral what a nice guy you are.

True friends will tell everyone what an asshole you really were, and why you'd want everyone to laugh instead of being so farking depressed.
 
2012-11-21 11:59:43 AM  

foxyshadis: roc6783: BronyMedic: Smelly Pirate Hooker: BronyMedic:

**snip***
Unfortunately, Brony is already en route to your place with a straightjacket, a full canister of anesthesia, and papers showing you called in a suicide threat. Sadly, you won't make it to the operating room in time. Your family and coworkers will talk about what a nice guy you were (or what an asshole you were) and how no one saw it coming, but it makes sense, that happens all the time. It was nice knowing you!


It was a good run while it lasted. I knew it was gonna be bronies...it's always bronies.
 
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