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(CafeMom)   Here's an amusement park ride where women get off before the ride is even over   (thestir.cafemom.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-20 09:42:06 AM  
26 votes:
"So? How was the ride?"

"Slick!"
2012-11-20 09:53:18 AM  
22 votes:
There wasn't a dry seat in the house.
2012-11-20 09:53:39 AM  
9 votes:
That's why i never let my girl ride black roller coasters...
2012-11-20 10:12:10 AM  
8 votes:
Little known fact....the clitoris experiences vertigo.

It's one of the reasons women make horrible fighter pilots.
2012-11-20 09:51:13 AM  
5 votes:
Does the ride rub her back for 30 minutes before the sling-shotting begins?
2012-11-20 11:25:02 AM  
4 votes:
Person 1 in line: "Is it starting to sprinkle?"

Person 2 in line: "Nah. Squirter."
2012-11-20 10:26:34 AM  
4 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her


It wasn't an orgasm, but I dated an epileptic who had a siezure when I kissed her. It made me feel like I was doing it right.
2012-11-20 10:17:04 AM  
4 votes:

ChaoticLimbs: You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.


That reminds me, your mom says "hi".
2012-11-20 09:55:22 AM  
4 votes:
I once was privy to a conversation between two girls about the effects of rides like this. One said it made her stomach lurch, as usual. The other one said she got the same effect, but lower down. There was a contemplative pause, and then I leaned forward and said "Go onnnnnn..."

She didn't.

/CSB
2012-11-20 10:19:34 AM  
3 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2012-11-20 10:14:06 AM  
3 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her


I made a girl orgasm while she was fully clothed (well, OK, her bra was hanging loose, but there was no stimulation of that area). It involved some hot and heavy dry humping through fabric...which was mostly her...hang on...

Let me start again...a girl once used my thigh to give herself an orgasm while mostly clothed.
2012-11-20 10:03:53 AM  
3 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Does the ride rub her back for 30 minutes before the sling-shotting begins?


No, but it spends a hour listening to her biatch about other women at work.
2012-11-20 10:03:28 AM  
3 votes:
herd.typepad.com
2012-11-20 10:53:36 AM  
2 votes:
It only leads to trouble and... seat wetting.
2012-11-20 10:33:55 AM  
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Well, some girls do have orgasms from somewhat strange things. I was with a girl who got off when I played with her ears.


That's called umax.
2012-11-20 10:30:19 AM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-20 10:02:13 AM  
2 votes:
You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.
2012-11-20 10:00:45 AM  
2 votes:
Fark desperately needs a Bullshiat tag. Attention whores hear internet myth and makes a video where she comes on an amusement ride. Right, gotcha. I need proof. I need to go on one of these rides with said gal and have my finger in her hoo-hoo when it happens.
2012-11-20 09:51:25 AM  
2 votes:
I want to go to there.
2012-11-20 09:14:12 PM  
1 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: You do know, it is possible to have an orgasm while having no physical stimulation, right? Because I can have them under numerous situations. Different women have different things that stimulate them, case in point, me:

You come up real close to me and you smell like honest working-man sweat, leather and horses and I'll be going all "4th of July" in front of your eyes! That's a combination I simply cannot resist!

I have a lot of fun being me!


It sounds like it's fun being next to you as well
2012-11-20 04:21:30 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe someone can send a petition to the Whitehouse to demand that Mythbusters test this....
2012-11-20 03:56:19 PM  
1 votes:

offacue: Slowdog: Clearly, the Mythbusters are going to have to strap Kari into one of these things and try to replicate the results.

Let's start a campaign


to myth­f­an­s[nospam-﹫-backwards]dnoy­eb*c­om*au

subject: Amusement Park Ride Gives Women Orgasms.

Body:

http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/146908/crazy_amusement_park_ride_ g ives supposedly reports that it gives women rapid and intense orgasms. The videos look fake.

Does the slingshot amusement park ride give women orgasms?


Specifically would it give Kari an orgasm?
2012-11-20 03:14:45 PM  
1 votes:

Slowdog: Clearly, the Mythbusters are going to have to strap Kari into one of these things and try to replicate the results.


media.tumblr.com

/and call back Scotty.....
2012-11-20 11:26:22 AM  
1 votes:
s10.postimage.org
2012-11-20 11:21:30 AM  
1 votes:

padraig: Some of them just felt like wishful thinking from the author. The others (especially the last one) seemed really fake.


I don't know, they sounded just like my girlfriend. So, yeah, totally fake.
2012-11-20 11:16:26 AM  
1 votes:
Is the ride a Sybian?

I'd wait in line to watch that.
2012-11-20 10:37:21 AM  
1 votes:

frepnog: John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!

yeah, this. with no external stimulation (and only slight vibrations) the chances of these women actually reaching orgasm is slim to none. Once, sure, with the right person, anything is possible. This many videos, however, screams "fake".


I dunno. Depends on how "slight" those vibrations are, don't they?

CSB time: I was carpooling with a girl to work, and there was a bit of a traffic delay near the exit. She decided to try to bypass the traffic by driving on the shoulder. Out on Long Island, the shoulders have those grooves that are supposed to wake up tired drivers who are drifting off to the side. So all of a sudden, as we're driving along the shoulder, I hear her make this noise that's half laughter, half screaming, and she says "oh my God, I can't take this."

I met her boyfriend, and he can probably beat the shiat out of me, so I decided not to say anything.

/CSB
2012-11-20 10:22:24 AM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Dr Dreidel: I'm not that guy, but I've known several women (independent of each other) who claim to be able to get themselves off by concentrating. One, an actual ex-gf, needed some kind of stimulation (not necessarily sexual) - a plate of whipped cream was famously used to "demonstrate" the gift to several of our friends.

And you believed them?


Based on the flushing, and several other things I previously only noticed her doing only during "the acts", yes. While it's not inconceivable that she lied to me, it seems a pretty silly thing to lie about, especially since we'd been together 2 years at that point.

The others I've just had to take their word on.

// unscientific poll: screamers or shakers (like "epileptic in an earthquake/unbalanced washing machine")?
2012-11-20 10:11:11 AM  
1 votes:
kvinesknows:

clit mashing
 

I just wanted to highlight this well.. Because...

/clit mashing
2012-11-20 10:05:36 AM  
1 votes:

ChaoticLimbs: You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.


Ummmm thanks for sharing?
2012-11-20 10:04:36 AM  
1 votes:
This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her
2012-11-20 10:00:37 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: I honestly and truly have no idea how I stumbled onto this bizarre little corner of YouTube

I'm guessing it has to do with your search terms. It is OK to be a pervert
2012-11-20 09:55:56 AM  
1 votes:
Told ya you could get gonorrhea from that ride
2012-11-20 09:53:00 AM  
1 votes:
We have one here in tourist land. I think I want to try the one that's more like a swing before I take the plunge and ride the Orgasmatron.
2012-11-20 09:51:22 AM  
1 votes:
Pfft... put her on my '39 9N to make her purr.
2012-11-20 09:50:54 AM  
1 votes:
In before "I'll have what she's having."
2012-11-20 09:49:55 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: "So? How was the ride?"

"Slick!"


Green tea all over keyboard
 
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