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(CafeMom)   Here's an amusement park ride where women get off before the ride is even over   (thestir.cafemom.com ) divider line
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26689 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2012 at 9:44 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-20 09:42:06 AM  
4 votes:
"So? How was the ride?"

"Slick!"
2012-11-20 10:08:17 AM  
3 votes:

frepnog: John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!

yeah, this. with no external stimulation (and only slight vibrations) the chances of these women actually reaching orgasm is slim to none. Once, sure, with the right person, anything is possible. This many videos, however, screams "fake".


the strap pulling tight across the clit mashing her own weight into it several times should pretty much count for external stimulation
2012-11-20 10:02:13 AM  
3 votes:
You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.
2012-11-20 10:14:06 AM  
2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her


I made a girl orgasm while she was fully clothed (well, OK, her bra was hanging loose, but there was no stimulation of that area). It involved some hot and heavy dry humping through fabric...which was mostly her...hang on...

Let me start again...a girl once used my thigh to give herself an orgasm while mostly clothed.
2012-11-20 10:03:53 AM  
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Does the ride rub her back for 30 minutes before the sling-shotting begins?


No, but it spends a hour listening to her biatch about other women at work.
2012-11-20 09:51:22 AM  
2 votes:
Pfft... put her on my '39 9N to make her purr.
2012-11-20 02:18:25 PM  
1 vote:
Clearly, the Mythbusters are going to have to strap Kari into one of these things and try to replicate the results.
2012-11-20 11:34:42 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her


Surprised you don't have more people stepping up to claim they can. You didn't specify where they would need to kiss her.
2012-11-20 11:13:25 AM  
1 vote:
All men know this story is BS. Why, you ask? Because we all know the female orgasm is a myth.
2012-11-20 10:30:19 AM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-20 10:23:42 AM  
1 vote:

db2: frepnog: John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!

yeah, this. with no external stimulation (and only slight vibrations) the chances of these women actually reaching orgasm is slim to none. Once, sure, with the right person, anything is possible. This many videos, however, screams "fake".

There might be something to this. You've got a ride that causes a surge of adrenaline, causes disorientation, lowers blood pressure to the brain, and increases it lower in the body. Doesn't seem that absurd, I suppose.


It is also mentioned that there is a safety strap that is part of the ride that may play a part. There also appear to be a metal bar there that looks like it might play a role.

rhythmic pressure in the right spot + blood flow + adrenaline = *ping*

Science!
2012-11-20 10:17:04 AM  
1 vote:

ChaoticLimbs: You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.


That reminds me, your mom says "hi".
2012-11-20 10:11:11 AM  
1 vote:
kvinesknows:

clit mashing
 

I just wanted to highlight this well.. Because...

/clit mashing
2012-11-20 10:04:11 AM  
1 vote:
I honestly and truly have no idea how I stumbled onto this bizarre little corner of YouTube

You did a search with the words 'Women' and 'Orgasm' and there you were.
2012-11-20 10:03:28 AM  
1 vote:
herd.typepad.com
2012-11-20 10:01:50 AM  
1 vote:

padraig: Some of them just felt like wishful thinking from the author. The others (especially the last one) seemed really fake.


It's spam. There are "you can make $200 a day" annotations over three of the four videos.
2012-11-20 10:00:37 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: I honestly and truly have no idea how I stumbled onto this bizarre little corner of YouTube

I'm guessing it has to do with your search terms. It is OK to be a pervert
2012-11-20 09:57:16 AM  
1 vote:
Screamers annoy the shiat out of me, it sounds way too fake.
2012-11-20 09:53:18 AM  
1 vote:
There wasn't a dry seat in the house.
2012-11-20 09:51:56 AM  
1 vote:
Fake! Fake! Fake!
2012-11-20 09:51:25 AM  
1 vote:
I want to go to there.
2012-11-20 09:50:54 AM  
1 vote:
In before "I'll have what she's having."
 
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