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(CafeMom)   Here's an amusement park ride where women get off before the ride is even over   (thestir.cafemom.com) divider line 125
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2012-11-20 09:42:06 AM
"So? How was the ride?"

"Slick!"
 
2012-11-20 09:49:55 AM

Diogenes: "So? How was the ride?"

"Slick!"


Green tea all over keyboard
 
2012-11-20 09:50:54 AM
In before "I'll have what she's having."
 
2012-11-20 09:50:57 AM

Diogenes: "So? How was the ride?"

"Slick!"


OK, now that was funny!
 
2012-11-20 09:51:13 AM
Does the ride rub her back for 30 minutes before the sling-shotting begins?
 
2012-11-20 09:51:22 AM
Pfft... put her on my '39 9N to make her purr.
 
2012-11-20 09:51:25 AM
I want to go to there.
 
2012-11-20 09:51:56 AM
Fake! Fake! Fake!
 
2012-11-20 09:53:00 AM
We have one here in tourist land. I think I want to try the one that's more like a swing before I take the plunge and ride the Orgasmatron.
 
2012-11-20 09:53:00 AM
Ah yes, the tried and true "Immaculate Orgasm" story
 
2012-11-20 09:53:18 AM
There wasn't a dry seat in the house.
 
2012-11-20 09:53:39 AM
That's why i never let my girl ride black roller coasters...
 
2012-11-20 09:54:27 AM
No wonder my GF loves those kind of rides so much. I'm a roller coaster man myself.
 
2012-11-20 09:55:00 AM

GentlemanJ: There wasn't a dry seat in the house.


Shakes tiny fist
 
2012-11-20 09:55:22 AM
I once was privy to a conversation between two girls about the effects of rides like this. One said it made her stomach lurch, as usual. The other one said she got the same effect, but lower down. There was a contemplative pause, and then I leaned forward and said "Go onnnnnn..."

She didn't.

/CSB
 
2012-11-20 09:55:56 AM
Told ya you could get gonorrhea from that ride
 
2012-11-20 09:56:12 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Ah yes, the tried and true "Immaculate Orgasm" story


Yeah...I know you're cutting a hole in the roof over your bedroom as we speak.
 
2012-11-20 09:57:16 AM
Screamers annoy the shiat out of me, it sounds way too fake.
 
2012-11-20 09:58:14 AM
Some of them just felt like wishful thinking from the author. The others (especially the last one) seemed really fake.
 
2012-11-20 10:00:26 AM

LandOfChocolate: Screamers annoy the shiat out of me, it sounds way too fake.


there's a good reason for that

/maybe it's just the women you've been with?
 
2012-11-20 10:00:37 AM
FTA: I honestly and truly have no idea how I stumbled onto this bizarre little corner of YouTube

I'm guessing it has to do with your search terms. It is OK to be a pervert
 
2012-11-20 10:00:45 AM
Fark desperately needs a Bullshiat tag. Attention whores hear internet myth and makes a video where she comes on an amusement ride. Right, gotcha. I need proof. I need to go on one of these rides with said gal and have my finger in her hoo-hoo when it happens.
 
2012-11-20 10:01:50 AM

padraig: Some of them just felt like wishful thinking from the author. The others (especially the last one) seemed really fake.


It's spam. There are "you can make $200 a day" annotations over three of the four videos.
 
2012-11-20 10:02:13 AM
You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.
 
2012-11-20 10:03:23 AM
You talking about Mr. Churchill?

He's good, but I didn't know anyone other my girlfriends knew about him.
 
2012-11-20 10:03:28 AM
herd.typepad.com
 
2012-11-20 10:03:53 AM

Wellon Dowd: Does the ride rub her back for 30 minutes before the sling-shotting begins?


No, but it spends a hour listening to her biatch about other women at work.
 
2012-11-20 10:04:11 AM
I honestly and truly have no idea how I stumbled onto this bizarre little corner of YouTube

You did a search with the words 'Women' and 'Orgasm' and there you were.
 
2012-11-20 10:04:13 AM

sulco: Pfft... put her on my '39 9N to make her purr.


I guess I've always had a secret lust for my '61 601

/however *that* works...
 
2012-11-20 10:04:36 AM
This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her
 
2012-11-20 10:04:53 AM

Needlessly Complicated: I want to go to there.


ill take you.

no wait.. how does this creepy internet thing work?
 
2012-11-20 10:05:36 AM

ChaoticLimbs: You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.


Ummmm thanks for sharing?
 
2012-11-20 10:06:07 AM

John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!


yeah, this. with no external stimulation (and only slight vibrations) the chances of these women actually reaching orgasm is slim to none. Once, sure, with the right person, anything is possible. This many videos, however, screams "fake".
 
2012-11-20 10:06:25 AM

JackieRabbit: Fark desperately needs a Bullshiat tag. Attention whores hear internet myth and makes a video where she comes on an amusement ride. Right, gotcha. I need proof. I need to go on one of these rides with said gal and have my finger in her hoo-hoo when it happens.


pretty sure that strap would snap your finger off.
 
2012-11-20 10:06:47 AM

ChaoticLimbs: You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.


The screamers are great...the moaners...ummm yeah.

/goes off to put on R.E.M.'s "Document" album and remember epic days
 
2012-11-20 10:07:54 AM

Tat'dGreaser: This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her


I'm not that guy, but I've known several women (independent of each other) who claim to be able to get themselves off by concentrating. One, an actual ex-gf, needed some kind of stimulation (not necessarily sexual) - a plate of whipped cream was famously used to "demonstrate" the gift to several of our friends.
 
2012-11-20 10:08:17 AM

frepnog: John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!

yeah, this. with no external stimulation (and only slight vibrations) the chances of these women actually reaching orgasm is slim to none. Once, sure, with the right person, anything is possible. This many videos, however, screams "fake".


the strap pulling tight across the clit mashing her own weight into it several times should pretty much count for external stimulation
 
2012-11-20 10:09:35 AM
The first, second seem close to legit(ish).

Now the third one was definitely pre-planned fake shiat.
 
2012-11-20 10:11:11 AM
kvinesknows:

clit mashing
 

I just wanted to highlight this well.. Because...

/clit mashing
 
2012-11-20 10:12:06 AM

Dr Dreidel: I'm not that guy, but I've known several women (independent of each other) who claim to be able to get themselves off by concentrating. One, an actual ex-gf, needed some kind of stimulation (not necessarily sexual) - a plate of whipped cream was famously used to "demonstrate" the gift to several of our friends.


And you believed them?
 
2012-11-20 10:12:10 AM
Little known fact....the clitoris experiences vertigo.

It's one of the reasons women make horrible fighter pilots.
 
2012-11-20 10:12:30 AM

Diogenes: "So? How was the ride?"

"Slick!"


Not much point in reading further, as it'll be all replies noting how awesome that was.
 
2012-11-20 10:13:26 AM

operatorJzigworthy: sulco: Pfft... put her on my '39 9N to make her purr.

I guess I've always had a secret lust for my '61 601

/however *that* works...


*fistbump*

The first rule of Tractor Club: Don't talk about tractor club.
 
2012-11-20 10:14:06 AM

Tat'dGreaser: This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her


I made a girl orgasm while she was fully clothed (well, OK, her bra was hanging loose, but there was no stimulation of that area). It involved some hot and heavy dry humping through fabric...which was mostly her...hang on...

Let me start again...a girl once used my thigh to give herself an orgasm while mostly clothed.
 
2012-11-20 10:14:07 AM
You know what other rides give orgasms?

www.mouseplanet.info
 
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2012-11-20 10:16:41 AM

frepnog: John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!

yeah, this. with no external stimulation (and only slight vibrations) the chances of these women actually reaching orgasm is slim to none. Once, sure, with the right person, anything is possible. This many videos, however, screams "fake".


There might be something to this. You've got a ride that causes a surge of adrenaline, causes disorientation, lowers blood pressure to the brain, and increases it lower in the body. Doesn't seem that absurd, I suppose.
 
2012-11-20 10:17:04 AM

ChaoticLimbs: You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.


That reminds me, your mom says "hi".
 
2012-11-20 10:17:22 AM
Hmm...
 
2012-11-20 10:19:34 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-20 10:22:24 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Dr Dreidel: I'm not that guy, but I've known several women (independent of each other) who claim to be able to get themselves off by concentrating. One, an actual ex-gf, needed some kind of stimulation (not necessarily sexual) - a plate of whipped cream was famously used to "demonstrate" the gift to several of our friends.

And you believed them?


Based on the flushing, and several other things I previously only noticed her doing only during "the acts", yes. While it's not inconceivable that she lied to me, it seems a pretty silly thing to lie about, especially since we'd been together 2 years at that point.

The others I've just had to take their word on.

// unscientific poll: screamers or shakers (like "epileptic in an earthquake/unbalanced washing machine")?
 
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