Diogenes: "So? How was the ride?""Slick!"
GentlemanJ: There wasn't a dry seat in the house.
Tat'dGreaser: Ah yes, the tried and true "Immaculate Orgasm" story
LandOfChocolate: Screamers annoy the shiat out of me, it sounds way too fake.
padraig: Some of them just felt like wishful thinking from the author. The others (especially the last one) seemed really fake.
Wellon Dowd: Does the ride rub her back for 30 minutes before the sling-shotting begins?
sulco: Pfft... put her on my '39 9N to make her purr.
Needlessly Complicated: I want to go to there.
ChaoticLimbs: You think the screamers are fake sounding? Wait till you give a screamer 11 orgasms. The twelfth can sound like gorillas having sex. The high pitched screaming gets lower and lower pitched until it's just grunting, like a gorilla's. Afterwards, she won't even know where the hell she is. It's freaking hilarious. Don't let her try to walk for 30 minutes or she'll fall down and get a nasty cut on her forehead and be suddenly completely alert and self-aware. And she'll apologize for making those noises and run into the bathroom. At least, that's been my experience.
John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!
JackieRabbit: Fark desperately needs a Bullshiat tag. Attention whores hear internet myth and makes a video where she comes on an amusement ride. Right, gotcha. I need proof. I need to go on one of these rides with said gal and have my finger in her hoo-hoo when it happens.
Tat'dGreaser: This thread needs that TFer who thinks he can make his girlfriend orgasm by kissing her
frepnog: John Redcorn: Fake! Fake! Fake!yeah, this. with no external stimulation (and only slight vibrations) the chances of these women actually reaching orgasm is slim to none. Once, sure, with the right person, anything is possible. This many videos, however, screams "fake".
Dr Dreidel: I'm not that guy, but I've known several women (independent of each other) who claim to be able to get themselves off by concentrating. One, an actual ex-gf, needed some kind of stimulation (not necessarily sexual) - a plate of whipped cream was famously used to "demonstrate" the gift to several of our friends.
operatorJzigworthy: sulco: Pfft... put her on my '39 9N to make her purr.I guess I've always had a secret lust for my '61 601/however *that* works...
Tat'dGreaser: Dr Dreidel: I'm not that guy, but I've known several women (independent of each other) who claim to be able to get themselves off by concentrating. One, an actual ex-gf, needed some kind of stimulation (not necessarily sexual) - a plate of whipped cream was famously used to "demonstrate" the gift to several of our friends.And you believed them?
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