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(Jezebel)   Long, long ago, Black Friday sales started on a day called "Friday". Ah, those halcyon days of innocence, when retailers cared about employees, elves could pass sex offender background checks, and no one cared about nativity scenes (Not safe for work language)   (jezebel.com) divider line 84
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2012-11-20 10:33:02 AM  
Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.
 
2012-11-20 10:34:50 AM  

the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.


Well since they know it's futile to try to increase aggregate total holiday spend, they just have to get to your wallet before the other retailers.
 
2012-11-20 10:36:17 AM  
The reason we have sales on Thanksgiving Day is the same reason we are afflicted with idiots like the Kardashians. We apparently want them.
 
2012-11-20 10:36:19 AM  

the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.


Indeed. No one (shoppers I mean) should show up for this crap. Make sure retailers understand that this is not a money-making proposition.
 
2012-11-20 10:36:36 AM  
Here's a novel idea - DON'T GO SHOPPING ON THANKSGIVING!!!!

But I suspect many people will revere consumerism more than family and have an issue with that suggestion.
 
2012-11-20 10:41:31 AM  

farm machine: Here's a novel idea - DON'T GO SHOPPING ON THANKSGIVING!!!!

But I suspect many people will revere consumerism more than family and have an issue with that suggestion.


I don't shop during Thanksgiving. Then again, Thanksgiving is not a holiday here :/.
 
2012-11-20 10:41:48 AM  
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2012-11-20 10:41:49 AM  
Black Friday is sometimes a lot of fun. You just gotta know how.

Link
 
2012-11-20 10:42:22 AM  

farm machine: Here's a novel idea - DON'T GO SHOPPING ON THANKSGIVING!!!!

But I suspect many people will revere consumerism more than family and have an issue with that suggestion.


Most people care more about $5 blu rays and a very slight possibility of getting $200 off of an hdtv than the store employees being treated like people.
 
2012-11-20 10:42:26 AM  
If only we could somehow invent a form of currency that quickly leaves the hands of those people who are most inclined to spend it... oh wait, we have...
 
2012-11-20 10:42:36 AM  
I must confess: I have been looking forward to not going out shopping this Thanksgiving, or the Friday after.
 
2012-11-20 10:43:23 AM  
Black Friday sucks. Cyber Monday however, is something I fully support.
 
2012-11-20 10:43:59 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.

Indeed. No one (shoppers I mean) should show up for this crap. Make sure retailers understand that this is not a money-making proposition.


I would also suggest to people that you avoid grocery stores, restaurants, bars, gas stations, convenience stores, etc if you don't like people having to work on holidays.
 
2012-11-20 10:44:23 AM  
Choice to shop or not to shop.... how does it work?
Dont think stores should open and make employees work? Start your own and see how long you last closing on major shopping days.
 
2012-11-20 10:45:16 AM  
Don't shop on Thanksgiving.

The stores will open, and if nobody shows up, they'll get the message, and then next year they won't open on Thursday.
 
2012-11-20 10:45:16 AM  
Subby sounds old.

/Getting off your lawn now.
//No way in Hell am I going shopping on Thanksgiving Day.
///Sleeping off the feast is tiring.
 
2012-11-20 10:45:20 AM  
We live a few miles from a huge factory store mall on I-5, which starts it's "Midnight Madness" on Thursday night. People will actually park on the side of the interstate and jump the fence to get to the stores.

This time of year it's fun to watch Chinese tourists snatching up cheap Chinese imports from the stores.
 
2012-11-20 10:45:40 AM  
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2012-11-20 10:46:53 AM  
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2012-11-20 10:47:04 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Black Friday is sometimes a lot of fun. You just gotta know how.

Link


I prefer Mondays.
 
2012-11-20 10:48:02 AM  

The Muthaship: The reason we have sales on Thanksgiving Day is the same reason we are afflicted with idiots like the Kardashians. We apparently want them.


Done in three.

As a hardened vet of many a Black Friday, shiat like this is why I left retail. The main problem is that the brick-and-mortar stores are getting their asses handed to them by online retailers (and Wal-Mart), so they have to "follow the leader" (Wal-Mart), or risk getting left behind. The only reason they're doing this is because they're desperate to make the numbers look good to stay afloat for another few years.
 
2012-11-20 10:49:01 AM  

saluteyourshorts: farm machine: Here's a novel idea - DON'T GO SHOPPING ON THANKSGIVING!!!!

But I suspect many people will revere consumerism more than family and have an issue with that suggestion.

Most people care more about $5 blu rays and a very slight possibility of getting $200 off of an hdtv than the store employees being treated like people.


But then we blame the workers for deigning to try and make something better for themselves.

/"WALMART'S A CRAP JOB AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT!"
//Well, not with that attitude, you can't.
 
2012-11-20 10:51:14 AM  

the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.


Who the fark cares? Christmas is an invention of marketers. Don't get all false outraged when they learn new ways to continue to milk consumers over something they invented.

/not buying a damn thing this Christmas
 
2012-11-20 10:52:01 AM  
I've never shopped on black Friday and I never want to.
 
2012-11-20 10:53:13 AM  

gingerjet: the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.

Who the fark cares? Christmas is an invention of marketers. Don't get all false outraged when they learn new ways to continue to milk consumers over something they invented.

/not buying a damn thing this Christmas


Christmas as we know it? Yes, it's a marketing ploy, but Christmas was actually a Christian holiday to overlook the pagan festivities those damn peasants were celebrating.

Valentine's Day is a Job Creator's holiday through and through.
 
2012-11-20 10:54:28 AM  
I try not to be judgmental, but if you go to a pre-Black Friday sale on Thanksgiving Day, you're a bad person.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-20 10:55:02 AM  
"elves could pass sex offender background checks,"

Wait, what?
 
2012-11-20 10:58:22 AM  
The local news reported that there were shoppers already camping out in front of local stores that were going to open on Thanksgiving evening.

This was reported yesterday; yes, we've got idiot shoppers who are camping out in front of a Wal-Mart or Target or some other store for 3 days just so they can get in the door first.

/wasn't a homeless person
//she told the reporter she was there to get 'really good sales'
 
2012-11-20 10:59:01 AM  
Golfing.
 
2012-11-20 10:59:33 AM  

the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.


I'm guessing if consumers didn't shop on that day, retailers would not be open that day.

Hey did you know there's a considerable (and growing) part of the US population that really doesn't give two hoots about some gringos that had dinner with some natives eleventy billion years ago? It's true!

So make your choice to celebrate this long passed dinner, or go stand in line for 4 days to get a 40" TV for 200 bucks. But one way or another, STOP CRYING LIKE A BABBY.
 
2012-11-20 10:59:53 AM  

the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.


No, actually, it's disgusting that you oppose capitalism. Black Friday shopping should be compulsory. There is absolutely no reason that an able-bodied male or female should not support Wal-Mart, Apple, Best Buy, and others in their greatest time of need.
 
2012-11-20 11:00:08 AM  

CygnusDarius: Valentine's Day is a Job Creator's holiday through and through.


Because it creates Job Creators?
 
2012-11-20 11:01:07 AM  

The Muthaship: The reason we have sales on Thanksgiving Day is the same reason we are afflicted with idiots like the Kardashians. We apparently want them.


People want the door busters discounts. Problem is the supplies are usually limited. If they held back some of that inventory until Friday I think a lot of people would prefer to wait.
 
2012-11-20 11:01:52 AM  
My 24 hour pharmacy will be open on Thanksgiving and I will be there working at 7pm, just in case your kid gets a chest infection, grandma needs insulin, or you got in an angry drunken fist fight with your uncle about the presidential election and need some pain killers for your jaw.

/You're welcome.
 
2012-11-20 11:04:35 AM  

JerseyTim: I try not to be judgmental, but if you go to a pre-Black Friday sale on Thanksgiving Day, you're a bad person.


Truer words have never been written.

Not to mention the fact that they could be holding a Black Friday sale on my brother's front lawn and I still wouldn't be able (or want) to get off the couch on Thanksgiving Night. That night is for eating, drinking with your family and falling asleep on the couch during the football games.
 
2012-11-20 11:04:58 AM  

JerseyTim: I try not to be judgmental, but if you go to a pre-Black Friday sale on Thanksgiving Day, you're a bad person.


I am going to Toys R Us, whevnever the deals start. It's where I have some credit space for Christmas and I have 3 kids (8,6 and 15 months).

*checks the Google*

"Doorbusters 8PM"

Well. I shall now be a bad person to people on the internet. I don't run people over, I am polite yet efficent (walk in with a game plan of what to get, bring a friend/spouse to get stuff too) and this is really the only palce I am going this year.

Terrible person, I know.
 
2012-11-20 11:05:06 AM  

Dr Dreidel: CygnusDarius: Valentine's Day is a Job Creator's holiday through and through.

Because it creates Job Creators?


Especially in the Candy, gift card, lingerie, and sex toy industries.

/If I somehow could be able to combine the four of them
 
2012-11-20 11:06:37 AM  

gja: "elves could pass sex offender background checks,"

Wait, what?


http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/34038036/ns/today-today_holiday_guide/ ?G T1=43001  
 
/ you can't make this stuff up
 
2012-11-20 11:09:44 AM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: My 24 hour pharmacy will be open on Thanksgiving and I will be there working at 7pm, just in case your kid gets a chest infection, grandma needs insulin, or you got in an angry drunken fist fight with your uncle about the presidential election and need some pain killers for your jaw.

/You're welcome.


Vicodin doorbusters? I'm there!
 
2012-11-20 11:10:41 AM  

Bendal: The local news reported that there were shoppers already camping out in front of local stores that were going to open on Thanksgiving evening.

This was reported yesterday; yes, we've got idiot shoppers who are camping out in front of a Wal-Mart or Target or some other store for 3 days just so they can get in the door first.

/wasn't a homeless person
//she told the reporter she was there to get 'really good sales'


On Saturday I saw people camped out at the local Best Buy....and one had a tent.
 
2012-11-20 11:11:35 AM  

the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.


Back in the 90s, I worked at a Kmart store. I can't tell you how many times a day I would have people say to me, "It's a real shame you have to work on Thanksgiving!" Yeah, go home and they won't open on Thursday.

/We won't even talk about the preacher who used to come in on Sundays to give us sermons about working on Sunday, while he was shopping...
 
2012-11-20 11:13:11 AM  

oh_please: As a hardened vet of many a Black Friday, shiat like this is why I left retail. The main problem is that the brick-and-mortar stores are getting their asses handed to them by online retailers (and Wal-Mart), so they have to "follow the leader" (Wal-Mart), or risk getting left behind. The only reason they're doing this is because they're desperate to make the numbers look good to stay afloat for another few years.


I saw this one after I posted my comment about Kmart. In the 90s, on all those Thanksgivings when I was at work at Kmart, Walmart was closed.
 
2012-11-20 11:13:34 AM  
Black Friday would be fun if stores didn't play the limited stock, no rain check game. Even if I get in line two hours before the store opens, most of the better deals are gone by the time I get inside.

Fry's Electronics is one of the worst offenders. They'll have super deal on a TV listed on the front page of their Black Friday flier, but then only have 10 or 20 in stock. It is just a scam to build excitement and get you into the store. They figure that even if the product you want isn't in stock, you'll still pick something up so that you don't consider your time wasted.

And fark the retailers for store opening creep. Double fark the ones that have gone into Thursday night. Triple fark the customers who enable them to do so.
 
2012-11-20 11:14:39 AM  

The Muthaship: The reason we have sales on Thanksgiving Day is the same reason we are afflicted with idiots like the Kardashians. We apparently want them.


That's what it really comes down to. My neighbor last year was all proud of shopping from midnight until 5am so that she'd be guaranteed "deals" on some stuff she wanted. Sorry, my sleep hours have a value, and it is no less than $25/hour. An entire night to save $100 on a TV, followed by a day of completely-awake little kids that won't let you nap?

F*CK THAT NOISE.

JerseyTim: I try not to be judgmental, but if you go to a pre-Black Friday sale on Thanksgiving Day, you're a bad person.


They are the root of the problem. I have a bunch of kids, too, and I also recognize that retail employees have families as well. I shop during awake-time hours. I'm not going to contribute to the free-market-induced madness, no matter how inconsequential my voting dollars are.
 
2012-11-20 11:15:47 AM  

Tellingthem: HMS_Blinkin: the_rhino: Its disgusting that stores start their sales on thanksgiving.

Indeed. No one (shoppers I mean) should show up for this crap. Make sure retailers understand that this is not a money-making proposition.

I would also suggest to people that you avoid grocery stores, restaurants, bars, gas stations, convenience stores, etc if you don't like people having to work on holidays.


I do try my best to avoid all of those things. Stay home with family and relax. I realize that some people will always have to work thanksgiving (emergency personnel and other critical positions) but it is possible to keep that to the bare essentials.
 
2012-11-20 11:21:09 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Well. I shall now be a bad person to people on the internet. I don't run people over, I am polite yet efficent (walk in with a game plan of what to get, bring a friend/spouse to get stuff too) and this is really the only palce I am going this year.

Terrible person, I know.


SHUN!!!!
 
2012-11-20 11:21:24 AM  
I have an answer.

It's for making money.

I go hiking on Black Friday. It's usually pretty nice, and the normally busy trails we use are empty.
 
2012-11-20 11:23:35 AM  

Dinjiin: Black Friday would be fun if stores didn't play the limited stock, no rain check game.


Well then there would be no black friday.
 
2012-11-20 11:26:00 AM  

DrewCurtisJr: Well then there would be no black friday.


I'm okay with that.
 
2012-11-20 11:29:32 AM  

JerseyTim: Jim from Saint Paul: Well. I shall now be a bad person to people on the internet. I don't run people over, I am polite yet efficent (walk in with a game plan of what to get, bring a friend/spouse to get stuff too) and this is really the only palce I am going this year.

Terrible person, I know.

SHUN!!!!


*SHUNED*
 
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