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(Some Guy)   Apparently, having sex with George Clooney qualifies you to present the AMA Awards   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, George Clooney, Academy Awards, contrabands  
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5832 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Nov 2012 at 12:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-20 11:10:50 AM  
4 votes:
It's actually part of his standard "parting gifts" package along with a nice Movado watch and a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.
2012-11-20 02:08:33 PM  
3 votes:
If there's one thing wrong with her, it's that her legs are too perfect. She's way above my standards.
2012-11-20 03:20:16 PM  
1 vote:
I read the headline and figured Anderson Cooper or Brad Pitt were presenting the AMA awards.
2012-11-20 01:17:46 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not generally a leg man, but....

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2012-11-20 01:14:34 PM  
1 vote:
You want George to present it? You do know he was lip syncing in O Brother, Where Art Thou?.....right?
2012-11-20 12:57:04 PM  
1 vote:

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2012-11-20 12:54:25 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Highway: She has been famous for a while now.

I think we've firmly established that something is seriously wrong with subby.
2012-11-20 12:41:13 PM  
1 vote:
Well then I guess that I'm qualified. Never have drinks with George Clooney he will slip you a roofie and your ass will hurt for a week afterwards.
2012-11-20 11:52:46 AM  
1 vote:

Mentat: I'm sure the 42 inch legs didn't hurt.

And Dat Ass...

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2012-11-20 11:20:40 AM  
1 vote:
poor thing. reduced to "clooney's girlfriend". she used to be a start in her own right.
2012-11-20 11:14:48 AM  
1 vote:

Mentat: I'm sure the 42 inch legs didn't hurt.

Well, I mean they might hurt someone who gets on her bad side. Or good side, if you want to think about it like that.
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