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(Bay News 9)   Eleven hours of police overtime or three minutes with a chainsaw? Hmmm, let's decide   (baynews9.com) divider line 24
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-20 09:51:25 AM  
If I were treed by cops and already facing charges of resisting arrest with violence I'd piss on them until I was empty before coming down.
 
2012-11-20 10:03:16 AM  
I wooden have expected the cops to stand around waiting for some sap to haul his ash down out of a tree.

/knot joking
 
2012-11-20 11:25:44 AM  
Please tell me it was a Hispanic grounds keeper. Then the union boys could complain about him taking their jerbs.

Oh wait never mind they actually waited around till he came down...

Odds are it was cheaper than cutting down the tree and getting sued for endangering the useless bag of meat.
 
2012-11-20 01:18:27 PM  
Land O' Lakes Detention Center

img.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2012-11-20 01:18:28 PM  
Chansaw? That requires someone to be in harm's way cutting it down. Dynamite will do it from a safe distance.
 
2012-11-20 01:20:45 PM  
Eleven hours of police overtime or 3 minutes with a chain-saw? Hmmm, let's decide

How about three seconds with a tranquilizer dart gun? I'd vote for that.
 
2012-11-20 01:21:25 PM  
inmenlo.com
 
2012-11-20 01:32:04 PM  

anotar: [inmenlo.com image 290x519]


Celebrate the season!
 
2012-11-20 01:41:01 PM  

anotar: [inmenlo.com image 290x519]


I agree.
 
2012-11-20 01:50:20 PM  
fark headline for alternate ending: "Cops cut down tree to get to suspect rather than waiting, make it to donut store before closing"
 
2012-11-20 01:52:22 PM  
A bullet would have been quicker, cheaper and easier......And the tree would be unscathed, sounds like a win win situation for everyone, maybe except for the criminal
 
2012-11-20 01:54:10 PM  
In Land o Lakes right now.
Getting kick, etc.
 
2012-11-20 01:58:27 PM  
what "three minutes with a chainsaw" reminded me of

/why the hell do I remember this shiat?
 
2012-11-20 01:59:18 PM  
"strong arm robbery" by shoving someone off of a bicycle? LOLz
 
2012-11-20 02:10:57 PM  
He's being held in the Land O' Lakes Detention Center

I've heard of corporate-run prisons, but that's just weird
 
2012-11-20 02:12:43 PM  

just_intonation: Eleven hours of police overtime or 3 minutes with a chain-saw? Hmmm, let's decide

How about three seconds with a tranquilizer dart gun? I'd vote for that.


Tranquilizer + net to fall into. Works for bears. Should work for criminals.
 
2012-11-20 02:14:47 PM  
Article didn't say what kind of bike. If a wally-world bike, big deal.but some bikes can cost upwards of 5k. I only spent 3k for my bike. Held onto it for a couple years now, since realized my monthly payment was more than a ,6 year old BMW motorcycle.
 
2012-11-20 02:17:38 PM  

Sybarite: I wooden have expected the cops to stand around waiting for some sap to haul his ash down out of a tree.

/knot joking

 

Oak-ay
 
2012-11-20 03:20:13 PM  
www.krtv.com
 
2012-11-20 03:22:52 PM  
Jail records show 37-year-old Ray Allen Charron

He needed to steal a bike??

www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2012-11-20 03:44:02 PM  

fruitloop: what "three minutes with a chainsaw" reminded me of

/why the hell do I remember this shiat?


It's been a while since I've heard that. Thanks for brightening my day.
 
2012-11-20 07:03:51 PM  
I'm rather surprised a taser wasn't involved.

I dunno though, anything they do to make the guy fall out of the tree is likely to bust him up pretty good. Waiting for him to come down seems wasteful but rather humane.
 
2012-11-20 08:02:48 PM  
Glad the tree escaped unharmed.

Taser might have saved some overtime, though.
 
2012-11-21 01:07:58 PM  
THIS!

The other headlines below the story were more interesting...


"Doctors say it is unlikely the nipples will grow back. "
 
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