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(E! Online)   Attention entertainment media: until they release a sex tape or get married in a drunken Vegas bacchanalia, we really don't care about Selena and The Beeb anymore. So cut it out, okay?   (eonline.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-20 11:54:42 AM
www.peter-ould.net

That must have been a rough night, gov'nah
 
2012-11-20 01:31:32 PM
We didn't care 2 years ago either.
 
2012-11-20 01:52:48 PM
I wonder how many years before the beeb is the next justin timberlake and I become the asshole for not finding everything he touches to be gold?

/looking at you omletteville sketches.
 
2012-11-20 01:54:16 PM
I bet she's got a mean strap-on.
 
2012-11-20 01:56:08 PM
She just needs to get naked, already. Just do it. Think of the children.
 
2012-11-20 01:58:15 PM
I don't know; I found 'reconciliation date lasts five minutes and ends with girl locking guy out of her house, leaving guy dressed in black tank top and pink shoes banging on the gate begging to be let in in front of half the town' rather amusing. If Justin's playing up a playboy image, that is not a dignified end to the evening.
 
2012-11-20 02:00:05 PM
A night after they were spotted arm-in-arm at an American Music Awards afterparty, the possibly reconciled duo ate at a Benihana in Encino, Calif.

If he didn't bend her over one of the grill tables and rail her for the pleasure of all other patrons I'm not interested.
 
2012-11-20 02:02:23 PM
"Attention entertainment media: ...release a sex tape..."!

I'd go for one with this cast...
cdn.idolator.com

is Selena really taller than Vanessa?
 
2012-11-20 02:08:31 PM
I think Selena still holds the interest of a certain number of heterosexual males.
 
2012-11-20 02:09:09 PM

pciszek: I think Selena still holds the interest of a certain number of heterosexual males.


She's dead, Jim.
 
2012-11-20 02:12:27 PM
"Selena and The Beeb" would be a good title for a sitcom.
 
2012-11-20 02:15:40 PM

LonMead: "Attention entertainment media: ...release a sex tape..."!

I'd go for one with this cast...
[cdn.idolator.com image 435x580]

is Selena really taller than Vanessa?


is it just me, or do they all look very short in this picture.

/ i guess it's easier to film short people.
 
2012-11-20 02:15:59 PM
Beeper is worth just over a hundred million dollars and he takes her to farking Benihannas?

No wonder she dropped his ass.
 
2012-11-20 02:18:44 PM
Is "bacchanalia" singular or plural?
 
2012-11-20 02:25:59 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Is "bacchanalia" singular or plural?


The really fun ones are plural.
 
2012-11-20 02:36:31 PM
Is the beebs is taking fashion advice from the situation?
 
2012-11-20 03:22:40 PM
A sex tape WOULD be shocking. I mean, why would a couple of kids this age be messing with videotape when they have perfectly good digital video cameras on their cell phones?
 
2012-11-20 03:24:10 PM
Thank you. I guess the media thinks it makes them seem hip, but aren't highschoolers even too old for the crap they make? I know I was laughing at N'Sync at that age. We really need to stop perpetuating the idea that 13 year old girls are somehow hip and cool.
 
2012-11-20 03:53:24 PM
www.usmagazine.com

/be in my bunk
 
2012-11-20 03:55:32 PM
THANK YOU FOR GREENLIGHTING A NON "Beiber is a woman/What's a Beiber" THREAD.

Old memes that aren't funny anymore aren't funny anymore.
 
2012-11-20 04:02:23 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: THANK YOU FOR GREENLIGHTING A NON "Beiber is a woman/What's a Beiber" THREAD.

Old memes that aren't funny anymore aren't funny anymore.


So... ummm... what IS a Beiber?

Is it man or woman?
living or dead?
paper or plastic?
butter or margarine?
sale or lease?
 
2012-11-20 04:16:16 PM
Attention entertainment media: until they release a sex tape or get married in a drunken Vegas bacchanalia, we really don't care about Selena and The Beeb anymore. So cut it out, okay?.....

....said the person who found the article on an entertainment industry based website, and took the time to submit the article to Fark.com.
 
2012-11-20 04:16:29 PM
Read from an interview with Vannessa yesterday that she did some sweet G2G action in that Spring Break movie. That scene better not hit the cutting room floor!
 
2012-11-20 04:22:45 PM

Smackledorfer: I wonder how many years before the beeb is the next justin timberlake and I become the asshole for not finding everything he touches to be gold?

/looking at you omletteville sketches.


I suspect he is more like the next Vanilla Ice, so I think you're OK to mock him.
 
2012-11-20 04:23:28 PM
Dear News Outlets,

Please write reports and more pictures of the following girls and less crap about has been Selena Gomez.

Thanks,

eas81

www.blogcdn.comwww3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com25.media.tumblr.comwww3.pictures.stylebistro.commedia.tumblr.comimages3.wikia.nocookie.net

/No I will not be having a seat over there, they are all legal.
 
2012-11-20 04:27:38 PM

Rent Party: Beeper is worth just over a hundred million dollars and he takes her to farking Benihannas?

No wonder she dropped his ass.


Its called a cheap date night. You know when you and your SO hit up the local white castle for some royalty eatin'
 
2012-11-20 05:12:29 PM

eas81: Dear News Outlets,

Please write reports and more pictures of the following girls and less crap about has been Selena Gomez.

Thanks,

eas81

[www.blogcdn.com image 639x399][www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 420x594][25.media.tumblr.com image 426x594][www3.pictures.stylebistro.com image 438x594][media.tumblr.com image 435x580][images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 396x522]

/No I will not be having a seat over there, they are all legal.


Uhhh...

Victioria Justice and Ariana Grande... yes please...
 
2012-11-20 05:19:45 PM
Who is the one to the left of victoria? Are we sure she's 18? She has a very childlike face.
 
2012-11-20 05:52:47 PM

ZeroCorpse: A sex tape WOULD be shocking. I mean, why would a couple of kids this age be messing with videotape when they have perfectly good digital video cameras on their cell phones?


Hipsters?
 
2012-11-20 06:58:33 PM

Smackledorfer: Who is the one to the left of victoria? Are we sure she's 18? She has a very childlike face.


The Google, it does something: : Debby Ryan, Born: May 13, 1993 (age 19), Height: 1.65 m Full name: Deborah Ann Ryan
 
2012-11-20 09:16:41 PM

Gosling: I don't know; I found 'reconciliation date lasts five minutes and ends with girl locking guy out of her house, leaving guy dressed in black tank top and pink shoes banging on the gate begging to be let in in front of half the town' rather amusing. If Justin's playing up a playboy image, that is not a dignified end to the evening.


I can't get over the way he dresses.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-20 09:56:35 PM

eas81: Dear News Outlets,

Please write reports and more pictures of the following girls and less crap about has been Selena Gomez.

Thanks,

eas81

[www.blogcdn.com image 639x399][www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 420x594][25.media.tumblr.com image 426x594][www3.pictures.stylebistro.com image 438x594][media.tumblr.com image 435x580][images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 396x522]

/No I will not be having a seat over there, they are all legal.


www.behindthehype.com

You have to wear the purity rings, because that's how we can sell sex to little girls. Ha-ha. You see, if we make the posters of little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear the purity rings, or else Disney company looks bad. Ha-ha.

/replace girls with boys
//or older balding men...
 
2012-11-20 11:21:02 PM

cryinoutloud: Gosling: I don't know; I found 'reconciliation date lasts five minutes and ends with girl locking guy out of her house, leaving guy dressed in black tank top and pink shoes banging on the gate begging to be let in in front of half the town' rather amusing. If Justin's playing up a playboy image, that is not a dignified end to the evening.

I can't get over the way he dresses.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x413]


HOLY SHIAT! Is he really that scrawny?


/Oh and pink tennis shoe's, too. Yeah, nothing says "bad azz mofo" like PINK shoes.
 
2012-11-20 11:35:47 PM

cryinoutloud: Gosling: I don't know; I found 'reconciliation date lasts five minutes and ends with girl locking guy out of her house, leaving guy dressed in black tank top and pink shoes banging on the gate begging to be let in in front of half the town' rather amusing. If Justin's playing up a playboy image, that is not a dignified end to the evening.

I can't get over the way he dresses.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x413]


While the pink shoes are certainly ridiculous, and the pants that look like he shiat himself are pretty much awful, I have to say the fact that the kid with no biceps goes around in tank tops, thinking himself some sort of bad ass, is what really takes the cake.

Toss in the fact that he dressed like that for a farking date, and well, it's a good thing he's rich.
 
2012-11-20 11:45:00 PM
So what's the over/under on when he comes out?

/I'm guessing 28
 
2012-11-21 12:38:37 AM

talkertopc: Smackledorfer: Who is the one to the left of victoria? Are we sure she's 18? She has a very childlike face.

The Google, it does something: : Debby Ryan, Born: May 13, 1993 (age 19), Height: 1.65 m Full name: Deborah Ann Ryan


Forgive my ignorance. The url of pic got me nowhere, and I don't know who she is by face. I fail to see how I could google from that.
 
2012-11-21 06:18:50 AM
Anymore, subby? I think you could have left that word out.
 
2012-11-21 05:22:13 PM

Smackledorfer: talkertopc: Smackledorfer: Who is the one to the left of victoria? Are we sure she's 18? She has a very childlike face.

The Google, it does something: : Debby Ryan, Born: May 13, 1993 (age 19), Height: 1.65 m Full name: Deborah Ann Ryan

Forgive my ignorance. The url of pic got me nowhere, and I don't know who she is by face. I fail to see how I could google from that.


Open a browser window/tab to google image search, drag and drop the picture you are searching for in the search box.
 
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