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2012-11-20 10:28:04 AM
Now, what she gonna do? Make Curry Creampie?
 
2012-11-20 10:29:28 AM
Viking saying "Lemon Curry?" in 3, 2, 1...
 
2012-11-20 10:30:36 AM
Brown Dot People Problems.
 
2012-11-20 10:31:02 AM
I love curry! most people I work with don't even know what the hell it is.
Oklahoma rednecks :/
 
2012-11-20 10:31:34 AM
I love curry. I wish more kids smelled like that instead of axe and crappy celebrity perfumes.
 
2012-11-20 10:31:53 AM
Sounds smells like my downstairs neighbors.
 
2012-11-20 10:34:42 AM
LOL...my sister once got up and left the restaurant the family was eating at because of the smell from the fajitas I'd ordered. It had Cumin in it...

/biatch still complains about curry smell and won't eat at Mexican places
 
2012-11-20 10:34:43 AM
Sounds like Michelle Bachmann and her ban of felafel from school lunches as it is a jihad food
 
2012-11-20 10:34:49 AM

dittybopper: Viking saying "Lemon Curry?" in 3, 2, 1...


http://www.lemoncurry.nl/its-pictures/lemoncurry/vikingsmall.JPG
 
2012-11-20 10:35:53 AM

monoski: Sounds like Michelle Bachmann and her ban of felafel from school lunches as it is a jihad food


I read that as fellatio :/.
 
2012-11-20 10:36:41 AM
If smelling like Indira Ghandi's thong is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2012-11-20 10:36:44 AM
Actually, there's no such thing as curry!

Go to any decent Indian restaurant, and you won't see the word anywhere on the menu.


/ Corollary: If it IS on the menu, then you haven't gone to a decent Indian restaurant!!
 
2012-11-20 10:37:20 AM
I really like spicy, smelly things like garlic, curry, etc., but they make me reek later...not sure if it's my body chemistry or what, but I have to take a shower before bed and in the morning to avoid knocking folks over the next day.
 
2012-11-20 10:37:56 AM
Im allergic to Curry. Just the smell of it is enough to make me not able to breathe properly and break out in a rash. If I were the teacher of this class, said student would be out of my classroom as well.
 
2012-11-20 10:38:26 AM

mayIFark: Now, what she gonna do? Make Curry Creampie?


I'll make her a curry cream pie and eat it to.
 
2012-11-20 10:39:44 AM
Last apartment complex I lived in had 3 apartments rented to East Indians, 1 to me. I think they all were either great friends or a relatives, as they never closed their doors and the kids ran from one apt to the next all day long. Very nice people, but needless to say the smell of curry permeated everything. It was like getting hit with a curry 2x4 every day I came home.
 
2012-11-20 10:41:17 AM
"Strange" ? Was the "Hero" tag unavailable?
 
2012-11-20 10:42:12 AM
But curry is full of curcumin, which is both an antioxidant and an anti-inflammatory. It's like prohibiting healthy deliciousness!
 
2012-11-20 10:42:20 AM
Ugh, hate the smell of curry.
 
2012-11-20 10:42:24 AM
I've encountered people at work that smell so strongly they make me feel sick - mostly too much cologne/perfume, though sometimes heavy smokers, as well. I once even quietly vomited on public transportation (into my empty travel mug) because the odor was so bad. If you've got a sensitive nose and a weak stomach, it can be hard to figure out how to do your job and treat people nicely while trying to hide the fact that you're gagging involuntarily.

If the teacher publicly shamed the student - the article doesn't make it particularly clear - then that's totally unacceptable. But otherwise, I do have some sympathy with the instructor, who may have been trying not to barf on her students and came up with an unfortunate solution that she explained poorly to the embarrassed kid.
 
2012-11-20 10:42:42 AM
Disapproves.

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2012-11-20 10:43:00 AM

Warmachine999: Im allergic to Curry. Just the smell of it is enough to make me not able to breathe properly and break out in a rash. If I were the teacher of this class, said student would be out of my classroom as well.


Yep, that makes sense. Single out and ostracize a student at a very sensitive time because YOU have a problem with them. Sorry, you are wrong and the teacher was wrong.
 
2012-11-20 10:43:59 AM
If this is anything like the Indians I went to school with in college, that isn't curry. It's a combination of BO and cheap cologne.
 
2012-11-20 10:44:15 AM
WHERE DA PICS OF DA HAWT INDIAN CHICKZ???
 
2012-11-20 10:44:45 AM
Indians smell disgusting...just a fact of life. I've had the displeasure of having to work around them enough. Absolutely horrid. The rest of the office showers daily and makes sure they don't reek to hell, I don't see why they can't. The teacher wasn't lying when she said it would make her physically sick.
 
2012-11-20 10:44:47 AM

Stone Meadow: LOL...my sister once got up and left the restaurant the family was eating at because... It had Cumin in it...


That is pretty disgusting. I probably would have left also.
 
2012-11-20 10:44:56 AM
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2012-11-20 10:45:25 AM
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^ Not amused ^
 
2012-11-20 10:45:58 AM
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obligatory
 
2012-11-20 10:46:46 AM

jimpoz: Smells like my downstairs neighbors.


Smells like my neighbors' "downstairs".
 
2012-11-20 10:47:13 AM
No problem with this, take more showers.
 
2012-11-20 10:47:53 AM
I rather smell that than farking patchouli. That shiat is awful.
 
2012-11-20 10:48:16 AM
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Smells like Curry?
 
2012-11-20 10:48:41 AM
I have a lot of diffculties with this one. On the one hand it must suck to feel ill every time you smell a mildly offensive odor, while on the other hand I really really want to make fun of the people who feel ill when they smell mildly offensive odors.
 
2012-11-20 10:49:38 AM
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2012-11-20 10:50:12 AM
Lord help the ones that reek of kimchi.
 
2012-11-20 10:51:34 AM
As someone who works with a ton of Indian contractors, I know that feel bro.
 
2012-11-20 10:51:45 AM
manimal2878:

I love curry. I wish more kids smelled like that instead of axe and crappy celebrity perfumes.

Me too. Then again that scent also makes me hungry.
 
2012-11-20 10:53:37 AM

Fark Me with a Chainsaw: Indians smell disgusting...just a fact of life.


That's why I don't watch The Mindy Project.
 
2012-11-20 10:53:44 AM

Warmachine999: Im allergic to Curry. Just the smell of it is enough to make me not able to breathe properly and break out in a rash. If I were the teacher of this class, said student would be out of my classroom as well.


You're not allergic to curry. You're just a pussy.
 
2012-11-20 10:56:37 AM
blatz514:

I rather smell that than farking patchouli. That shiat is awful.

The fragrance of curry and patchouli together turns me ON. Probably not what you'd want from a teacher of a 13 year old girl.
 
2012-11-20 10:57:14 AM

Fark Me with a Chainsaw: Indians smell disgusting...just a fact of life. I've had the displeasure of having to work around them enough. Absolutely horrid. The rest of the office showers daily and makes sure they don't reek to hell, I don't see why they can't. The teacher wasn't lying when she said it would make her physically sick.


I had a coworker whose religion forbade the use of deodorants, and yes he was Indian and stinky
 
2012-11-20 10:57:50 AM

blatz514: I rather smell that than farking patchouli. That shiat is awful.


Patton Oswalt agrees.
 
2012-11-20 10:58:19 AM
I love curry, kimchee, and Natural Ice beer. The UN has warned me about weapons of mass destruction but my Thanksgiving dinner invites are still in effect.
 
2012-11-20 10:59:22 AM

PoRL: Go to any decent Indian restaurant, and you won't see the word anywhere on the menu.


As opposed to "Bowl of green sewage with flatbread the consistency of shoe leather"? Because that seems to be on the menu everywhere.

I've been to India. The food is disgusting, even at upscale restaurants in Delhi.
 
2012-11-20 11:00:32 AM

blatz514: I rather smell that than farking patchouli. That shiat is awful.


True....true
 
2012-11-20 11:00:52 AM

Brick-House: I'll make her a curry cream pie and eat it to.


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2012-11-20 11:01:24 AM

solokumba: Fark Me with a Chainsaw: Indians smell disgusting...just a fact of life.

That's why I don't watch The Mindy Project.


lol...The fact that she's ugly and not funny is why I don't watch it. :)
 
2012-11-20 11:01:44 AM
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No sir, I do not like the way she smells
 
2012-11-20 11:01:45 AM

Fark Me with a Chainsaw: Indians smell disgusting...just a fact of life. I've had the displeasure of having to work around them enough. Absolutely horrid


My (Indian) boss was recently complaining that one of the people in the Delhi office had horrid BO. How bad do you have to stink for OTHER INDIANS to complain about your BO?
 
2012-11-20 11:08:25 AM

gonegirl: If the teacher publicly shamed the student - the article doesn't make it particularly clear - then that's totally unacceptable. But otherwise, I do have some sympathy with the instructor, who may have been trying not to barf on her students and came up with an unfortunate solution that she explained poorly to the embarrassed kid.


It depends. One of the places I worked we had a vegan who thought that because he ate no meat, he had no BO, so he showered very infrequently and never wore deodorant. Management had to write him up twice before he took it seriously, as none of use would work with his smelly, unhygienic presence. He was asked to please change his habits privately on several occasions, but it took not only the public humiliation but the threat of termination to get him to stop being so nasty.
 
2012-11-20 11:08:29 AM
My Indian neighbors cook all the time and it smells AMAZING. I love it when they cook.

But that being said, I've sat next to off the boat Indians on the train and it does sometimes smell like BO that is masked by curry. Not good.

I remember in elementary school some of the Indian girls were very self-conscious about their smell.
 
2012-11-20 11:10:19 AM
An Indian girl I used to work with reeked of curry and B.O. She went three straight weeks without bathing. Having a closed door meeting with her in a small room was torture. It was painfully obvious when she farted, the smell got exponentially worse. The smell in her cubical was so overpowering that when she asked for help I'd have to stand just outside the entrance with my hand over my mouth trying not to heave.

I don't blame the teacher at all.
 
2012-11-20 11:12:44 AM

Hawnkee: Lord help the ones that reek of kimchi.


I remember my first time eating kimchee. My first thought was "old unwashed gym socks".
 
2012-11-20 11:15:13 AM

clyph: Fark Me with a Chainsaw: Indians smell disgusting...just a fact of life. I've had the displeasure of having to work around them enough. Absolutely horrid

My (Indian) boss was recently complaining that one of the people in the Delhi office had horrid BO. How bad do you have to stink for OTHER INDIANS to complain about your BO?


I can't even imagine...

And then many of them, in this country, try to cover it up by wearing the most noxious cologne ever! How about just taking a long hot shower!
 
2012-11-20 11:18:08 AM
Some years back I was working for a company as a software instructor. The computer room was small and had 8 desk/computer setups in it. I had this woman from "India/Pakistan/take your pick of one of those places" who started classes one day. No one really noticed before she started or just didn't care. I walked into the room about 1/2 hour after the people got to work and immediately the smell of body odor and curry spices hit me like a brick in the face. This was stink to the 10th power. Other students were trying to be polite but were covering their noses either with their hand or some piece of clothing. After figuring out who it was, I went to the person that set this person up and told her that she really smelled bad and there was no way those other people were going to stay. She had the ominous task of pulling her out of the room and trying to explain to her why. The whole thing ended in a big temper tantrum scene. Thankfully my job was done and I wasn't part of the aftermath.
 
2012-11-20 11:18:13 AM
Horray! Slightly, slighted person making national news!

But frankly, if someone stinks, it's not the teachers job to make a unilateral decision. Suck it up, ask a teacher to watch your class, seek advice from the principal before acting.

It's not the childs fault they smell. Especially at 7 years old. It's time for a teachers meeting if it really matters.

Nobody buys your "nose problem". It's one of those things you say when you know you've screwed up. Just be honest. She stinks terribly and it's disrupting the class. Go through the proper channels. I guarantee there is a very clear method for handling a situation like this in a handbook somewhere.
 
2012-11-20 11:20:39 AM
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Archer: Now we have something else in common. Besides the fact that, now,
both of our shirts reek of curry.

Laundry Guy: And when will you settle you account?

Arch: When will you buy some dress shields?

Laundry Guy: This is not a dress.

Arch: Are you serious? that's not a dress?
 
2012-11-20 11:24:38 AM
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2012-11-20 11:25:59 AM

seniorgato: Horray! Slightly, slighted person making national news!

But frankly, if someone stinks, it's not the teachers job to make a unilateral decision. Suck it up, ask a teacher to watch your class, seek advice from the principal before acting.

It's not the childs fault they smell. Especially at 7 years old. It's time for a teachers meeting if it really matters.

Nobody buys your "nose problem". It's one of those things you say when you know you've screwed up. Just be honest. She stinks terribly and it's disrupting the class. Go through the proper channels. I guarantee there is a very clear method for handling a situation like this in a handbook somewhere.


Dude, she's 13. Pretty sure I was showering regularly at that age.
 
2012-11-20 11:30:21 AM
1. Smell is very subjective. We all have different odors, and just because you get used to one doesn't mean that others are bad
2. The problem was the teacher's, not the student. She should have removed herself or sought alternatives
3. Even if the problem is the student, there are very many more discreet ways of handling this. Now, you have an adult teacher basically singling out a young woman with a public declaration that basically says 'you stink'. This is a delicate age for young adults, and having to deal with that kind of institutional ostracism is not acceptable.

This teacher needs some serious training on how to better handle this kind of situation.
 
2012-11-20 11:32:42 AM

blatz514: seniorgato: Horray! Slightly, slighted person making national news!

But frankly, if someone stinks, it's not the teachers job to make a unilateral decision. Suck it up, ask a teacher to watch your class, seek advice from the principal before acting.

It's not the childs fault they smell. Especially at 7 years old. It's time for a teachers meeting if it really matters.

Nobody buys your "nose problem". It's one of those things you say when you know you've screwed up. Just be honest. She stinks terribly and it's disrupting the class. Go through the proper channels. I guarantee there is a very clear method for handling a situation like this in a handbook somewhere.

Dude, she's 13. Pretty sure I was showering regularly at that age.


There was no indication from the article that her smell was due to poor hygiene. People with different diets or body chemistry may smell different than what our nose is accustomed to. Making the assumption that she smells because she doesn't bath is exactly why this teacher should have been more discreet.
 
2012-11-20 11:35:01 AM

MycroftHolmes: Warmachine999: Im allergic to Curry. Just the smell of it is enough to make me not able to breathe properly and break out in a rash. If I were the teacher of this class, said student would be out of my classroom as well.

Yep, that makes sense. Single out and ostracize a student at a very sensitive time because YOU have a problem with them. Sorry, you are wrong and the teacher was wrong.


teacher's heath
Really?

Mind you, smelling curry makes me hungry for Indian food so for me, would not be an issue. But if it is a documented allergy situation, the girl needs moved to another class or other measures taken.
 
2012-11-20 11:39:58 AM
My wife teaches in an elementary school that has a significant Indian population. Many of the Indian children have personal hygiene issues and never shower for days in a row. The over-powering curry smell from their diet simply masks the underlying BO problems. The parents of other students regularly write/call/email the school complaining about the stinking Indian students making their son/daughters sick. Unfortunately due to school system policy, it appears that not a thing can be done to correct the issue.

I don't blame this teacher at all for kicking a student with over-powering stench out of her class. Schools need to follow her example, and make it clear that the students are not welcome in classrooms unless they can follow 1st world standards in regards to personal hygiene and BO.
 
2012-11-20 11:50:42 AM
curry reeks ...

/and so does their caste system
 
2012-11-20 11:52:12 AM
I used to hate the smell of curry with a passion. Then one day a coworker was offering to bring in some Indian food. I was going through an adventurous phase so I decided to try some. Butter chicken, curried spinach, palak paneer, and a stack of naan. It was freaking amazing.

Now I love the smell of curry cooking. The stale smell of it on clothing though, not so much still.
 
2012-11-20 11:53:43 AM

gblive: My wife teaches in an elementary school that has a significant Indian population. Many of the Indian children have personal hygiene issues and never shower for days in a row. The over-powering curry smell from their diet simply masks the underlying BO problems. The parents of other students regularly write/call/email the school complaining about the stinking Indian students making their son/daughters sick. Unfortunately due to school system policy, it appears that not a thing can be done to correct the issue.

I don't blame this teacher at all for kicking a student with over-powering stench out of her class. Schools need to follow her example, and make it clear that the students are not welcome in classrooms unless they can follow 1st world standards in regards to personal hygiene and BO.


What happened when hygiene was part of the code of conduct lest a student be removed from class, no questions asked and shipped home to change or bathe at the parent's expense?
 
2012-11-20 11:55:33 AM
People that smell like food and seasonings?

/hot girls that smell like hamburgers or pizza, line up next to me
 
2012-11-20 11:55:51 AM

honk: jimpoz: Smells like my downstairs neighbors.

Smells like my neighbors' "downstairs".


Are you correcting his grammar, or letting us know you sniff your neighbors crotch?
 
2012-11-20 12:34:38 PM
consistently smelling like curry is unacceptable, i see nothing wrong here
 
2012-11-20 01:07:29 PM

Hawnkee: Lord help the ones that reek of kimchi.


That.

(Too much cumin + garlic makes people reek like unwashed armpit - and worse.)
 
2012-11-20 01:15:49 PM

SithLord: gblive: My wife teaches in an elementary school that has a significant Indian population. Many of the Indian children have personal hygiene issues and never shower for days in a row. The over-powering curry smell from their diet simply masks the underlying BO problems. The parents of other students regularly write/call/email the school complaining about the stinking Indian students making their son/daughters sick. Unfortunately due to school system policy, it appears that not a thing can be done to correct the issue.

I don't blame this teacher at all for kicking a student with over-powering stench out of her class. Schools need to follow her example, and make it clear that the students are not welcome in classrooms unless they can follow 1st world standards in regards to personal hygiene and BO.

What happened when hygiene was part of the code of conduct lest a student be removed from class, no questions asked and shipped home to change or bathe at the parent's expense?


That's racist now-a-days.
 
2012-11-20 01:22:21 PM
if making your hair purple is disruptive to class then
smelling like curry is also
the smell isn't under question, just the problem of smelling it
go be smelly somewhere else
 
2012-11-20 03:02:13 PM
She ate Takun's curry?
 
2012-11-20 05:21:03 PM
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Curry is a vile substance.
 
2012-11-20 05:34:10 PM
I LOVE curry but I don't love it if it's oozing out of someone's pores. Then it just makes me want to puke. I used to work in a community centre and the Sikhs would have a meeting every Sunday. We had to air out the room afterwards and I nearly puked going in there, every time.
I also had an East Indian roommate for a time. He did not smell bad and his food was delicious. I just wish I could say his name. I think there were about 18 letters in his first name.
 
2012-11-20 05:45:47 PM

katerbug72: I LOVE curry but I don't love it if it's oozing out of someone's pores. Then it just makes me want to puke. I used to work in a community centre and the Sikhs would have a meeting every Sunday. We had to air out the room afterwards and I nearly puked going in there, every time.
I also had an East Indian roommate for a time. He did not smell bad and his food was delicious. I just wish I could say his name. I think there were about 18 letters in his first name.


Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?

Oh, wait, that's his last name.
 
2012-11-20 05:51:14 PM

ferretman: SithLord: gblive: My wife teaches in an elementary school that has a significant Indian population. Many of the Indian children have personal hygiene issues and never shower for days in a row. The over-powering curry smell from their diet simply masks the underlying BO problems. The parents of other students regularly write/call/email the school complaining about the stinking Indian students making their son/daughters sick. Unfortunately due to school system policy, it appears that not a thing can be done to correct the issue.

I don't blame this teacher at all for kicking a student with over-powering stench out of her class. Schools need to follow her example, and make it clear that the students are not welcome in classrooms unless they can follow 1st world standards in regards to personal hygiene and BO.

What happened when hygiene was part of the code of conduct lest a student be removed from class, no questions asked and shipped home to change or bathe at the parent's expense?

That's racist now-a-days.


Exactly. School systems now believe requiring students to adhere to western standards of personal hygiene insults foreign cultures and oppresses people with different value systems. We need to be tolerant of the culture of others and not look down on their bathing norms.

And the above is basically a direct quote from the school administration.
 
2012-11-20 07:08:30 PM
What kind of curry? Because if it's mixed with coconut milk it's NOT CURRY GOTDAMMIT!
 
2012-11-20 08:31:28 PM
As someone who just made and devoured some green curry chicken & rice, I am getting a kick...
 
2012-11-22 03:51:17 PM

tillerman35: What kind of curry? Because if it's mixed with coconut milk it's NOT CURRY GOTDAMMIT!


That's Thai curry, silly.
 
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