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2012-11-20 05:13:28 AM
Must have a large profit margin. It looks like old phone poles cut into pieces.
 
2012-11-20 05:17:33 AM
It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.
 
2012-11-20 05:26:08 AM

sithon: It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.


Yeah, this was the only appropriate response to this thread.
 
2012-11-20 05:31:45 AM
Wtf
 
2012-11-20 05:50:11 AM
Considering you're already saving $175, heck yeah! You're losing money NOT buying it.
 
2012-11-20 05:55:11 AM
But it comes fully assembled.
 
2012-11-20 06:05:16 AM

sithon: It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.


Came for log reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-20 06:05:26 AM
Modified wooden toilet roll holder
 
2012-11-20 06:25:07 AM
No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.
 
2012-11-20 06:36:41 AM

sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.


But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.
 
2012-11-20 06:40:57 AM

Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.


Everyone has use for a chainsaw in one way or another...

/it is 2012
 
2012-11-20 06:48:20 AM

Nofun: Everyone has use for a chainsaw in one way or another...


Is this Chainsaw City

/I have no idea what that song is about.
 
2012-11-20 07:04:06 AM

Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .


Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.
 
2012-11-20 08:00:39 AM

Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.


You never know man. You just might have to get the cat out of the tree, carve a pumpkin and do not forget about zombies. The noise might attract em, but what are they gonna do? You got a freaking chainsaw man. Take care of the problem!
 
2012-11-20 08:31:35 AM
Will it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and roll over my neighbors dog?
 
2012-11-20 08:32:36 AM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com 
 
2012-11-20 08:41:27 AM

Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.


Do it and film it. YouTube will make you famous.
 
2012-11-20 09:00:49 AM
"hand crafted" - facepalm.
 
2012-11-20 09:05:42 AM

PainInTheASP: Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.

Do it and film it. YouTube will make you famous.


Where do I get my internet money though?
 
2012-11-20 09:38:45 AM

Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.


Wait. You can have a chimney, though? Just no smoke coming out of it?
 
2012-11-20 09:41:13 AM

Teknowaffle: PainInTheASP: Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.

Do it and film it. YouTube will make you famous.

Where do I get my internet money though?


Flooz.com...they're good for it.
 
2012-11-20 09:49:39 AM
But it's on sale!
 
2012-11-20 09:51:24 AM
Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.
 
2012-11-20 09:59:42 AM

Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Wait. You can have a chimney, though? Just no smoke coming out of it?


More or less. I read the city ordinance once. It's pretty convoluted. I suppose if it's windy enough you can burn wood in your fireplace. It has something to do with how thick the smoke is which seemed pretty hard to objectively judge, at least to me.

It doesn't really matter to me my fireplace is gas and it's completely worthless IMO. I guess it's there for looks. I've had wood-burning fireplaces before, but only when I lived in Texas - where they think 40 degrees is cold. It's 33 where I'm at.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.
 
2012-11-20 10:53:11 AM
Depends...are batteries included?
 
2012-11-20 10:53:19 AM
Hey, I stole my stump fair and square!
 
2012-11-20 10:53:30 AM
It'd 33% off!!!
 
2012-11-20 10:53:56 AM
It's a bargain at 3x the price! How much for the matching ottoman?
 
2012-11-20 10:54:20 AM
And here my dumb ass was splitting these things and burning them in my fireplace.

I'm RICH biatches!!
 
2012-11-20 10:54:37 AM
Remember what Geo. Carlin said: "If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some asshole's gonna buy it."
 
2012-11-20 10:55:09 AM

Happy Hours: Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.


No doubt. It took at least 5 whole minutes to scoop them up the last time I cleaned the fireplace.
 
2012-11-20 10:55:31 AM

Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.


How will they know if the HOA has a new pope?
 
2012-11-20 10:55:33 AM
Always wonder how some of my logger neighbors got so wealthy up here in Vermont.
 
2012-11-20 10:55:40 AM

Makh: Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.


So the two snakes come to talk to Noah, and...

...you know what, everyone knows the rest of that joke anyway.
 
2012-11-20 10:56:13 AM
Holy shiat you guys, my rural Kansas hometown is the new Silicon Valley!
 
2012-11-20 10:56:24 AM

sithon: It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.

What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
Runs over your neighbors dog
Great for a snack
and fits on your back
It's log log log

It's log, log
It's big it's heavy it's wood
It's log, log
Better than bad, it's good!

Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log...

Log... from Blamo!
 
2012-11-20 10:56:46 AM

Makh: Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.


Nice.
 
2012-11-20 10:56:54 AM
The rich mahogany smell will go with the many leather bound books in my apartment.
 
2012-11-20 10:57:47 AM
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
 
2012-11-20 10:58:45 AM

Happy Hours: Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Wait. You can have a chimney, though? Just no smoke coming out of it?

More or less. I read the city ordinance once. It's pretty convoluted. I suppose if it's windy enough you can burn wood in your fireplace. It has something to do with how thick the smoke is which seemed pretty hard to objectively judge, at least to me.

It doesn't really matter to me my fireplace is gas and it's completely worthless IMO. I guess it's there for looks. I've had wood-burning fireplaces before, but only when I lived in Texas - where they think 40 degrees is cold. It's 33 where I'm at.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.


We have a chimney which was here 300 years before the city council made a rule banning smoke coming out of it. So we have a gas insert instead that looks just like a real coal fire and you don't have to clean the ashes either. Still not the same though. When I visit my in-laws it makes me so jealous that they have a log burner in an inglenook fireplace. It smells really nice, and sounds like a proper fire. Our gas fire just doesn't crackle.
 
2012-11-20 10:59:12 AM

Cythraul: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 500x400]


Ren and Stimpy aside, one of the guys I dated after I divorced my first husband was a carpenter by trade. He, despite the obvious Ren and Stimpy implications, gave my (at that time) 3 year old son a chunk of wood, a 6 oz hammer and a box of large head roofing tacks for Xmas....it was the kid's favorite activity despite getting a ton of toys due to being the first and only grandchild in the family at the time. (Kid is now 18 and making a living as a framer while he goes to college, so I'm no longer mad about having the damn thing sitting in the living room for a year.)
 
2012-11-20 10:59:22 AM

ignatius_crumbcake: But it's on sale!


...and free shipping!

/I can see the UPS guy now
//"Jeez. What the hell is this thing!?"
///"It's a log."
 
2012-11-20 10:59:33 AM
Fools! Buy the $350 log and turn it into dozens of $485 high end stereo volume knobs for great justice!

www.boingboing.net

Apparently people bought too many because the website that used to sell them is down. Now is the time for someone to fill the need!
 
2012-11-20 10:59:44 AM
I wouldn't, but the woman eating the ketchup Popsicle wearing white gloves might.
 
2012-11-20 11:00:04 AM
Some people have more money than brains.
 
2012-11-20 11:00:28 AM

dittybopper: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

How will they know if the HOA has a new pope?


*snert*

LazarusLong42: Makh: Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.

So the two snakes come to talk to Noah, and...

...you know what, everyone knows the rest of that joke anyway.


Nice belt!

/tellin' bad jokes, y'all. REALLY BAD JOKES!
 
2012-11-20 11:00:55 AM

jgilb: Happy Hours: Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.

No doubt. It took at least 5 whole minutes to scoop them up the last time I cleaned the fireplace.


I just use a leaf blower.
 
2012-11-20 11:01:10 AM
And now, thanks to this thread, I do believe my brother and I will be watching Ren and Stimpy on Netflix this weekend.

No sir, I don't like it.

"Do you have any rubber walrus covers?" 'Call dee police!'
 
2012-11-20 11:01:12 AM

sammyk: Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.

You never know man. You just might have to get the cat out of the tree, carve a pumpkin and do not forget about zombies. The noise might attract em, but what are they gonna do? You got a freaking chainsaw man. Take care of the problem!


Or you may be in a coke deal with some Cubans.
i402.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 11:01:18 AM
I want a list of everyone who buys this.. Something tells me 90% of that list will be in some gentrified section of New York.
 
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