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(Daily Telegraph)   A strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead in Namibia. Yeah, right, if this is another lame Elmo link I'm going to ... AAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?   (dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line 182
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2012-11-20 01:12:54 PM
wait. it's 2004 again?
 
2012-11-20 01:13:26 PM

namegoeshere: Extra bonus points to the farker of strong enough constitution to google birth defects to find out what that looks like. Because that looks like a badly formed babby that someone wanted to make go bye bye, and the other similar creatures and the "Commin' right at us!" might just be bullshiat.


http://m24digital.com/en/2011/11/22/strange-malformation-found-in-hait i-photos/

Somebody on /b/ posted last night. It's anencephaly. My link shows the umbilical still attached, and the thing on it's head is the amniotic sac. And, it's from last year. Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.
 
2012-11-20 01:13:27 PM
I would think that after it was killed, they would be able to get better pics of it...

/if this was real why would they stay hidden from civilization for so long?
//maybe the autopsy could answer that....
 
2012-11-20 01:14:53 PM
I'm sorry they shot your mom, Smitty.
 
2012-11-20 01:15:00 PM
Ew, yuck. Why would they shoot that?

Those things taste awful.
 
2012-11-20 01:16:02 PM

brobinson2001: ruining the monster bullshiat


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-20 01:16:12 PM
How does my ex-GF's pic keeping showing up??
 
2012-11-20 01:16:16 PM

puckheaven: Why do we have to kill everything we don't understand. Just stop, really.


Well if you don't kill it, how do you know if it tastes good?
 
2012-11-20 01:16:38 PM

protectyourlimbs: I would think that after it was killed, they would be able to get better pics of it...

/if this was real why would they stay hidden from civilization for so long?
//maybe the autopsy could answer that....


Oops! Someone ate it before we could! Now we'll never know!
 
2012-11-20 01:16:47 PM

blatz514: How does my ex-GF's pic keeping showing up??


keep

/dammit
 
2012-11-20 01:16:52 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did some research on the photo, apparently it's been making the rounds for a few years.

It's apparently real, though not of an unknown creature. It's a human infant with arcania. Sad.


With what now?
 
2012-11-20 01:16:53 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did some research on the photo, apparently it's been making the rounds for a few years.

It's apparently real, though not of an unknown creature. It's a human infant with arcania. Sad.


Oh.
:-(
 
2012-11-20 01:17:43 PM
jar-jar-binks.com

meesa gonna die!
 
2012-11-20 01:17:48 PM

brobinson2001: namegoeshere: Extra bonus points to the farker of strong enough constitution to google birth defects to find out what that looks like. Because that looks like a badly formed babby that someone wanted to make go bye bye, and the other similar creatures and the "Commin' right at us!" might just be bullshiat.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/11/22/strange-malformation-found-in-hai t i-photos/

Somebody on /b/ posted last night. It's anencephaly. My link shows the umbilical still attached, and the thing on it's head is the amniotic sac. And, it's from last year. Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.


You win the bonus points. I thought it was something like that.

Goes along with the hydrocephalic alien babbies.
 
2012-11-20 01:18:23 PM

Hoboclown: protectyourlimbs: I would think that after it was killed, they would be able to get better pics of it...

/if this was real why would they stay hidden from civilization for so long?
//maybe the autopsy could answer that....

Oops! Someone ate it before we could! Now we'll never know!


Damn... now we will have to hunt another to find out...
 
2012-11-20 01:18:34 PM

protectyourlimbs: I would think that after it was killed, they would be able to get better pics of it...


Like thousands of them. Instead, we get one blurry shot.

This is why nobody believes in this shiat anymore. Not because we're all so enlightened and educated, but because it's too easy to document crazy things.
 
2012-11-20 01:19:15 PM
Came for the South Park reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-20 01:19:49 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did some research on the photo, apparently it's been making the rounds for a few years.

It's apparently real, though not of an unknown creature. It's a human infant with arcania. Sad.


"Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you."
i102.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 01:20:04 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did some research on the photo, apparently it's been making the rounds for a few years.

It's apparently real, though not of an unknown creature. It's a human infant with arcania. Sad.

With what now?


Poorly formed or absent brain. Poor little babby also has a huge cleft palate. Arcania is compatable with life, which is good, actually.
 
2012-11-20 01:20:48 PM

namegoeshere: Arcania is NOT compatable with life, which is good, actually.


NOT, Dammit! They don't live.
 
2012-11-20 01:21:12 PM

brobinson2001: Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.


It's a British newspaper, so probably not.

Mitch Taylor's Bro: With what now?


You know, arcania. An infectious fear of spiders in large open spaces at great heights.
 
2012-11-20 01:23:30 PM
Starvin' Marvin?
 
2012-11-20 01:23:59 PM

brobinson2001: namegoeshere: Extra bonus points to the farker of strong enough constitution to google birth defects to find out what that looks like. Because that looks like a badly formed babby that someone wanted to make go bye bye, and the other similar creatures and the "Commin' right at us!" might just be bullshiat.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/11/22/strange-malformation-found-in-hai t i-photos/

Somebody on /b/ posted last night. It's anencephaly. My link shows the umbilical still attached, and the thing on it's head is the amniotic sac. And, it's from last year. Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.


Thanks, I mean, I was gonna have nightmares either way; at least now I know the real source of the nightmare.
 
2012-11-20 01:26:03 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-20 01:26:57 PM

brobinson2001: namegoeshere: Extra bonus points to the farker of strong enough constitution to google birth defects to find out what that looks like. Because that looks like a badly formed babby that someone wanted to make go bye bye, and the other similar creatures and the "Commin' right at us!" might just be bullshiat.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/11/22/strange-malformation-found-in-hai t i-photos/

Somebody on /b/ posted last night. It's anencephaly. My link shows the umbilical still attached, and the thing on it's head is the amniotic sac. And, it's from last year. Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.


Just ate lunch 10 minutes ago, but here goes nothing...okay, I've seen worse. "Harlequin baby" is the REAL GIS challenge.
 
2012-11-20 01:27:03 PM

freewill: brobinson2001: Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.

It's a British newspaper, so probably not.

Mitch Taylor's Bro: With what now?

You know, arcania. An infectious fear of spiders in large open spaces at great heights.


Arcania? He must do very well on trivia night at the pub.
 
2012-11-20 01:28:08 PM
Looks like Aughra had a babby.
 
2012-11-20 01:32:56 PM

WhippingBoy: But what does it taste like???


www.eatmedaily.com

"I sure could use some help counting to 4..."

/Hot like a delicious medium-rare muppet.
 
2012-11-20 01:33:53 PM

SkylineRecords: brobinson2001: namegoeshere: Extra bonus points to the farker of strong enough constitution to google birth defects to find out what that looks like. Because that looks like a badly formed babby that someone wanted to make go bye bye, and the other similar creatures and the "Commin' right at us!" might just be bullshiat.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/11/22/strange-malformation-found-in-hai t i-photos/

Somebody on /b/ posted last night. It's anencephaly. My link shows the umbilical still attached, and the thing on it's head is the amniotic sac. And, it's from last year. Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.

Just ate lunch 10 minutes ago, but here goes nothing...okay, I've seen worse. "Harlequin baby" is the REAL GIS challenge.


Nope.jpg
 
2012-11-20 01:36:37 PM

brobinson2001: Just ate lunch 10 minutes ago, but here goes nothing...okay, I've seen worse. "Harlequin baby" is the REAL GIS challenge.

Nope.jpg


No. Very much no.
 
2012-11-20 01:36:48 PM

brobinson2001: namegoeshere: Extra bonus points to the farker of strong enough constitution to google birth defects to find out what that looks like. Because that looks like a badly formed babby that someone wanted to make go bye bye, and the other similar creatures and the "Commin' right at us!" might just be bullshiat.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/11/22/strange-malformation-found-in-hai t i-photos/

Somebody on /b/ posted last night. It's anencephaly. My link shows the umbilical still attached, and the thing on it's head is the amniotic sac. And, it's from last year. Someone's gonna get a firin for publishing this.


Thought I recognized that pic... thanks for posting the reminder.
 
2012-11-20 01:38:08 PM
try acrania not arcania.
 
2012-11-20 01:40:09 PM

sporkme: [i1156.photobucket.com image 448x418]
obscure?


EEEK!
www.jaynedarcy.us
 
2012-11-20 01:41:07 PM

sporkme: [i1156.photobucket.com image 448x418]
obscure?


When single shines the triple sun what was sundered and undone shall be whole again as one.
 
2012-11-20 01:43:31 PM

Elfich: sporkme: [i1156.photobucket.com image 448x418]
obscure?

When single shines the triple sun what was sundered and undone shall be whole again as one.


TRIAL BY STONE!

/Dark Cristal?
 
2012-11-20 01:45:26 PM
The Dark Crystal references in this thread make me almost as happy as threads where Real Genius lines and pix show up....

/pathetically easily amused
//horrible photo and story behind it, of course
 
2012-11-20 01:47:07 PM
And that's the best picture they can come up with?
 
2012-11-20 01:47:53 PM
Spotted leaving the scene:

i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 01:48:36 PM

give me doughnuts: Elfich: sporkme: [i1156.photobucket.com image 448x418]
obscure?

When single shines the triple sun what was sundered and undone shall be whole again as one.

TRIAL BY STONE!

/Dark Cristal?


Worse. 
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-11-20 01:51:04 PM
I don't know, to me it looks remarkably like a bald koala....
 
2012-11-20 01:53:23 PM
I hear it has the death sentence on twelve systems.
 
2012-11-20 01:53:45 PM

give me doughnuts: brobinson2001: Just ate lunch 10 minutes ago, but here goes nothing...okay, I've seen worse. "Harlequin baby" is the REAL GIS challenge.

Nope.jpg

No. Very much no.


Seriously. Try it. It's SOOOOOO not gross and it ABSOLUTELY won't haunt your nightmares.
 
2012-11-20 01:57:52 PM

spunkymunky: Looks kind of like a prom night dumpster baby.


Just takin a stroll...
 
2012-11-20 02:01:23 PM

semiotix: Hmm. Not a traditional Muppet, but I can see a sort of Jim Henson Company influence there. You could put that in the background of The Dark Crystal and it would blend in pretty well.

Beyond that, I have no comment on the story. I'm a Muppetologist, not a cryptozoologist.


It's a Podling
 
2012-11-20 02:02:37 PM

give me doughnuts: Elfich: sporkme: [i1156.photobucket.com image 448x418]
obscure?

When single shines the triple sun what was sundered and undone shall be whole again as one.

TRIAL BY STONE!


upload.wikimedia.org

I'm Skesis and I know it.
 
2012-11-20 02:03:25 PM

brobinson2001: It's anencephaly.


My response to this:

"Oh cool, another rare medical term I've never heard of. I love learning new things!"

*looks up wiki article on anencephaly*

*promptly closes the browser after feeling all the happiness draining from the world*

/I think I need some chocolate
 
2012-11-20 02:03:30 PM

RedVentrue: semiotix: Hmm. Not a traditional Muppet, but I can see a sort of Jim Henson Company influence there. You could put that in the background of The Dark Crystal and it would blend in pretty well.

Beyond that, I have no comment on the story. I'm a Muppetologist, not a cryptozoologist.

It's a Podling


Yes, but what is it a' podling?
 
2012-11-20 02:04:55 PM
It's a squirrel.
 
2012-11-20 02:05:26 PM

give me doughnuts: Spotted leaving the scene:

[i249.photobucket.com image 600x450]


Is that Samuel L. Jackson?
 
2012-11-20 02:07:19 PM
OMG LOOK AT THOSE GINORMOUS THREE MILLIMETER TEETH, IT CAME RIGHT AT US AND WE HAD TO DEFEND OURSELFS OMG OMG OMG


holy shiat those people are stupid.

That's a small gloved hand holding it.
 
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