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(Time)   It's not unusual for a drunk man to try and ride a fatso when he leaves the bar. In this case, 'Fatso' is an 1,800 lb crocodile   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-20 01:35:04 AM
1969 video 
/not subby
 
2012-11-20 02:25:53 AM
i.imgur.com

Approves.

/In fact, he says it happens every day. No matter what you say. 
 
2012-11-20 02:35:01 AM
This is just another incident in the long line of problems caused by alcohol.
 
2012-11-20 02:38:30 AM
Oh, and he lived? That's too bad.
 
2012-11-20 02:43:03 AM
If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.
 
2012-11-20 02:44:26 AM
Pfftt...compared to what I've beer-goggled, a crocodile would be considered a good night.

(Did I just say that out loud?)
 
2012-11-20 02:47:04 AM
I would rather ride a cock. ;)
 
2012-11-20 02:50:52 AM
Ah. Drunken crocodile wrangling. The National Sport of Australia.
 
2012-11-20 02:54:47 AM
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hotlink
 
2012-11-20 03:07:59 AM
That is usually a self correcting problem ...
 
2012-11-20 03:18:34 AM
That's what happens when you ignore the signs...

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2012-11-20 03:18:52 AM
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2012-11-20 03:28:20 AM
Here, hold my drink and watch this!
 
2012-11-20 03:49:17 AM
*clicks on link*

*reads article*

*clicks on BBC link*

"13 July 2010"

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Not subby's fault though. The blame lies squarely on Time Magazine for making such a n00b mistake.
 
2012-11-20 03:52:22 AM

Bumblefark: Pfftt...compared to what I've beer-goggled, a crocodile would be considered a good night.

(Did I just say that out loud?)


No sir, you did not.

At least the croc has a nice smile, if you're into British dentition I guess.
 
2012-11-20 04:11:18 AM
Again?

BBC story from a few years back.

I did wonder why that story made the BBC's top 10 read yesterday...
 
2012-11-20 04:12:58 AM

IceCube85: *clicks on link*

*reads article*

*clicks on BBC link*

"13 July 2010"

Not subby's fault though. The blame lies squarely on Time Magazine for making such a n00b mistake.


And that's my n00b mistake for not bothering to read through the whole comments before posting.
 
2012-11-20 04:13:29 AM
The best part of this story is the picture of the smiling crocodile with what appears to be blood on it's teeth.
 
2012-11-20 04:23:28 AM

TasyRadiSkull: IceCube85: *clicks on link*

*reads article*

*clicks on BBC link*

"13 July 2010"

Not subby's fault though. The blame lies squarely on Time Magazine for making such a n00b mistake.

And that's my n00b mistake for not bothering to read through the whole comments before posting.


Eh. No worries. It happens. :)
 
2012-11-20 04:25:22 AM
Does every northern Australian town have a crocodile park? Are the things that bloody common, or do you just round all of them up locally and put them in a pen?
 
2012-11-20 04:31:47 AM
Was he eaten?
 
2012-11-20 04:32:49 AM

IceCube85: "13 July 2010"


That's OK. Since I don't know, and don't care about, any of the people (or animals) involved, any news that I don't remember is just like new to me.

Using the same system, they could repeat news about "Men at Work" (or Madonna, for that matter) from as far back as 1980, and I would think to myself: "Huh. How about that."
 
2012-11-20 05:45:44 AM
Riding Fatso?
s10.postimage.org 
Giddyap!
 
2012-11-20 05:57:55 AM
"...try AND ride...?"

STOP DOING THIS.

What are you trying and do?

Yes, it annoys me. Thanks for asking.
 
2012-11-20 06:28:42 AM
If you're not getting laid, getting awesome is an acceptable substitute in my book.
 
2012-11-20 06:43:55 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This is just another incident in the long line of problems caused by alcohol.


Alcohol can also solve problems. I have several bottles at home waiting to help me with my problems ;)
 
2012-11-20 06:47:22 AM
Aussies are tough. I would have thought that they would try to mount a sheep like the Kiwis would.

/kidding
 
2012-11-20 06:48:37 AM
Interior Crocodile Alligator , I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
 
2012-11-20 07:44:53 AM
Bleeding to death from gaping crocodile bite wounds, this heroic gentleman dragged himself BACK TO THE BAR to round out the evening.
 
2012-11-20 08:52:26 AM

Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.


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2012-11-20 09:26:13 AM
 
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2012-11-20 09:36:00 AM

LoneVVolf: Bleeding to death from gaping crocodile bite wounds, this heroic gentleman dragged himself BACK TO THE BAR to round out the evening.


Well, it's Australia. I don't think that's unusual. Being thrown out of a pub for being too drunk? An Australian pub? That's unusual.
 
2012-11-20 11:16:06 AM
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2012-11-20 05:54:14 PM

Dahnkster: Interior Crocodile Alligator , I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.


Ha!
 
2012-11-20 06:16:02 PM

Tarmangani: Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.

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Thanks for your support. Now I'm trying to place which movie those stills are from?
 
2012-11-20 06:21:45 PM

Ol' Derpy Bastard: Ah. Drunken crocodile wrangling. The National Sport of Australia.


Crocodiles are very nasty. Very nasty indeed. This happened just in the last few days - a 7 year old child eaten by one of these monsterous reptiles.

Girl 7 Taken by Croc in Australia
 
2012-11-20 07:31:19 PM

Buffet: Tarmangani: Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

Thanks for your support. Now I'm trying to place which movie those stills are from?

   
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-21 04:05:04 AM

Tarmangani: Buffet: Tarmangani: Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

Thanks for your support. Now I'm trying to place which movie those stills are from?   
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x348]


Thanks again. Ironically, I can't believe I forgot that? I always loved that movie.....: You are 'Y'oan Wilder??? LOL
 
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