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(CNN)   I said there's a serial killer on the loose in Brooklyn before it was cool to say there's a serial killer on the loose in Brooklyn   (cnn.com) divider line 60
    More: Scary, Brooklyn, deputy commissioner, shell casings, serial killers, Deputy Commissioner Paul Browne  
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2012-11-20 02:21:24 AM
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
 
2012-11-20 02:22:53 AM
How can they even tell?
 
2012-11-20 02:24:02 AM
Well. Guess that there's going to be no sleep till Brooklyn takes care of this criminal.
 
2012-11-20 02:24:10 AM
OMG. Mr President???
 
2012-11-20 02:28:14 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: OMG. Mr President???


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2012-11-20 02:28:21 AM
"Police said Sunday they wanted to talk with four "unknown individuals" seen on videotapes from security cameras in the area of the store between the time Rahmatollah was last known to be alive and the time his body was found."

/I'd like to buy a comma Pat.
 
2012-11-20 02:28:49 AM
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2012-11-20 02:29:00 AM
His brain is squirmin' like a toad...
 
2012-11-20 02:29:39 AM
OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!
 
2012-11-20 02:30:53 AM
Is Brooklyn in the house?
 
2012-11-20 02:31:15 AM
You want to be the new hot spot? You are going to get serial killers.
 
2012-11-20 02:32:11 AM
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2012-11-20 02:34:57 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

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The reviews from Flight must be hitting Denzel pretty hard if he's going around offing people.
 
Juc
2012-11-20 02:36:49 AM
Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.
 
2012-11-20 02:40:21 AM

Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.


As opposed to being pleasantly stabbed with something more substantial.
 
2012-11-20 02:42:58 AM

Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!


Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.


Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.
 
2012-11-20 02:45:56 AM

fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


Pre-xactly!
 
2012-11-20 02:49:24 AM
they should put the cast of Law & Order on this. they'd have it figured out in 24 minutes.
 
HBK
2012-11-20 02:51:09 AM

fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.
 
2012-11-20 03:07:57 AM
they will use up all the money investigating it and i want get a pay raise.
 
2012-11-20 03:25:53 AM

HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.


Speaking of weapon of choice, I miss out Walken tag. =(
 
2012-11-20 03:25:55 AM
Big deal, there's always a serial killer loose there...it's Brooklyn, FFS!
 
2012-11-20 03:28:52 AM
He's shooting small business owners? Guess they should have reached for their bootstraps.
 
2012-11-20 03:29:38 AM

fusillade762: Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


I wanna see that Mythbusted™ before beleve it.
 
2012-11-20 04:01:19 AM

Mr. Ekshun: He's shooting small business owners? Guess they should have reached for their bootstraps.


You didn't kill that.
 
2012-11-20 04:01:39 AM
At least we know they weren't shot to death, since guns are illegal in NYC.

/DNRTFA
 
2012-11-20 05:00:23 AM
Unimpressed:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-11-20 05:30:19 AM
Wait, he's killing hipsters? I'm ok with this.
 
2012-11-20 05:42:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: OMG. Mr President???


Well, he IS killing small business owners.
 
2012-11-20 05:43:03 AM

fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


He fixes the cable?

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-11-20 05:44:19 AM
Serial killers who use guns are just soooo boring....

Chainsaws, machetes, butcher knives, even poison...That's interesting....
 
2012-11-20 05:59:25 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.

Speaking of weapon of choice, I miss out Walken tag. =(


GAAAAAHHH, what movie is that 22 quote from? GoogleFu failure.
 
2012-11-20 06:24:16 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Well. Guess that there's going to be no sleep till Brooklyn takes care of this criminal.


Hopefully the PD get it together and are able to prevent sabotage from girls.
 
2012-11-20 06:38:37 AM

HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.


Exactly. Mommy's basement boys on Fark use .50 cal. Deagles. Real killers use .22s. It's the man behind the gun who makes it dangerous. A pussy with a gun in his hand is still a pussy.
 
2012-11-20 06:40:48 AM

Mr. Ekshun: He's shooting small business owners? Guess they should have reached for their bootstraps.


Who knew he would go this far in mis attempt to destroy capitalism forever?
Fart you, Damnbongo!
 
2012-11-20 06:44:34 AM
"the August 3 shooting death of Isaac Kadare, 59, who was killed in his store, Amazing 99 Cent Deals...Some money was taken in the first two killings, raising the possibility of violent robberies."

Do you think the register in the 99 cent store is just full of pennies?
This is probably how it went down:

'That will be 99 cents'
'Here's a dollar'
'Here's your change. Thank you, come again'
BANG, BANG, BANG!! - 'I'm taking all your damn pennies!'

Just a guess. I'm not a licensed detective or anything.
 
2012-11-20 07:11:50 AM
.22 revolver won't leave messy scrathced up brass at the crime scene. A 10 shot 22 magnum with hollow points works well.... so I hear.
 
2012-11-20 07:31:49 AM

Summoner101: Satanic_Hamster: Well. Guess that there's going to be no sleep till Brooklyn takes care of this criminal.

Hopefully the PD get it together and are able to prevent sabotage from girls.


They should certainly Ch-Check It Out. It takes Time To Build a case though. No one relishes the idea of Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun, and we've gotten 3 The Hard Way already. Hopefully NYPD will Get It Together and catch this guy.
 
2012-11-20 07:37:56 AM

HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.


Not just Mob hitmen. Guy I knew up in The 'Dacks who raised pigs would use a Colt Woodsman to dispatch them prior to butchering them. Single shot to the top of the skull invariably dropped them like a stone.
 
2012-11-20 08:14:08 AM
I once shot a shopkeeper with my .22. What he was doing with my .22, I'll never know.
 
2012-11-20 08:27:57 AM

Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?


No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.
 
2012-11-20 09:04:03 AM
With the price of ammunition these day I'm not surprised. 22 = 4 cents each 9mm = 25 cents each, It's economics. I blame Bush.
 
2012-11-20 09:14:25 AM

Arkanaut: Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?

No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.


Elderly Arab or Arab-looking shopkeepers, makes me wonder if it's another one of those "post Obama election victory" crazies that's taking it out on people he despises.
 
2012-11-20 09:19:23 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Arkanaut: Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?

No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.

Elderly Arab or Arab-looking shopkeepers, makes me wonder if it's another one of those "post Obama election victory" crazies that's taking it out on people he despises.


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Dude looks like a typical Romney voter. I'm convinced.
 
2012-11-20 09:21:02 AM

AaronSynn: Serial killers who use guns are just soooo boring....

Chainsaws, machetes, butcher knives, even poison...That's interesting....


Feh. A true hipster serial killer would use something like a chakram:

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Or a Katara (also called a qatar):

www.columbia.edu

Or, if they were feeling really twee, a guisarme voluge voulge glaive guisarme:

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2012-11-20 09:27:19 AM

dittybopper: DarkSoulNoHope: Arkanaut: Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?

No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.

Elderly Arab or Arab-looking shopkeepers, makes me wonder if it's another one of those "post Obama election victory" crazies that's taking it out on people he despises.

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Dude looks like a typical Romney voter. I'm convinced.


The NPR report on this topic this morning was saying police wanted to talk to a balding middle-aged male. TFA just said there are four people that the police want to talk to, and didn't say anything about where the sketch comes from.
 
2012-11-20 09:54:35 AM

herrDrFarkenstein: Uchiha_Cycliste: HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.

Speaking of weapon of choice, I miss out Walken tag. =(

GAAAAAHHH, what movie is that 22 quote from? GoogleFu failure.



It could be my blue heaven. frankly a lot of movies say it.
 
2012-11-20 09:59:40 AM
 
2012-11-20 10:11:14 AM
Can someone explain the 'before it was cool' headline?
 
2012-11-20 10:19:27 AM

trappedspirit: Can someone explain the 'before it was cool' headline?


Yes.
 
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