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(Barack O'Fraudo)   From the same guy who brought you UnSkewedPolls comes BarackOFraudo.com, exposing how Obama stole the 2012 election with voter fraud   (barackofraudo.com) divider line 200
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2012-11-20 09:50:41 AM
If you simply start with the axiom that more voters wanted Mitt Romney as president than Barack Obama, it becomes clear, ipso facto, that there was massive vote fraud in the 2012 election. One simply has to look at the "official" popular vote total to see incontrovertible evidence of this fraud. And, from my experience, this is the most insidious version of fraud possible--the version whereby one of the candidates illegitimately convinces a majority of voters that they would prefer him as president, instead of their true choice.

I speak as someone who is a direct victim of this heinous electoral crime. Not only was I shamefully convinced by the Fraudster in Chief to cast my vote for him in the past election, I am still under this delusion that I prefer his re-election to the prospect of a Mitt Romney presidency. I don't know if our nation will ever heal
 
2012-11-20 09:51:00 AM
I'm not a statisticals engineer or anything...

But if I'm putting this together and I start to see that my percentages are coming out to four-digit (and sometimes five) numbers I'd wonder what *I* did wrong. Or if I'd read the inputs incorrectly (like that guy who mis-read the cards data in the West election).

If you look at his Florida page it shows that precinct C034 was won by Obama by 39620%.

But this should be on the FW: FW: FW: train shortly.

/You lost, get over it.
 
2012-11-20 09:52:16 AM
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2012-11-20 09:53:04 AM

clambam: You've got to hand it to Barack and his magical time/weather machine. If Sandy had come just one week earlier, Obama might have lost NY and NJ--just ask anyone on Staten Island who still has no power what they think of Obama.


Staten Island is fairly conservative compared to the rest of New York.

McCain actually won Staten Island by 5 points back in 2008. Really. It was the only downstate New York county that Obama lost (unless you include Putnam County in your definition of downstate).

This year, Obama won Staten Island, barely. So he significantly improved his performance there compared to 2008.
 
2012-11-20 09:55:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-20 09:56:07 AM

CPennypacker: LOL Pennsylvania? Romney visiting Pennsylvania on election day doesn't make it a contested state.


I'm in NEPA. Home of the fictional Dunder Mifflin and the Yankees AAA baseball team. And home to Bob Casey, son of the revered Governor, in a city whose own website calls it...

scrantonpa.gov 

It's a large Roman Catholic area. Whitey McWhitington Central. And proudly Democratic. It wasn't even close here.

TL;DR - that guy that looks fat and sad?

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-20 09:56:15 AM

James!: I guess that mea culpa wasn't paying the bills.  Back to crazy town!


This!!!

Doesn't anyone realize how stupid he'd have to be NOT to take this opportunity and have thousands of sore Republicans thrust liquid cash into his meaty fists?

That apology of his earlier showed you that he wasn't totally deluded, he's just a poser... I mean, entrepreneur.
 
2012-11-20 09:56:28 AM
www.barackofraudo.com

Man, it seems like the theme of conservative rhetoric is always "We're awesome and manly and powerful, look at how oppressed we are all the time!"
 
2012-11-20 09:56:35 AM
Oh here is one.

Romney got 0 votes in 59 precincts in Philadelphia. In 2007 McCain got 0 votes in 57 precincts in Philadelphia. This means voter fraud!!!!!

It can't be that those were heavy Democratic precincts to begin with, and Romney did little to reach out to them. Or the fact that he and the Republican party showed complete disdain for the people in those precincts. Naw it has to be fraud, because ignoring and insulting people won't affect the way that they vote one bit.
 
2012-11-20 09:56:35 AM

Doc Daneeka: This year, Obama won Staten Island, barely. So he significantly improved his performance there compared to 2008.


So you're saying there's voter fraud. Got it.

/not serious
 
2012-11-20 09:56:49 AM
Obama had more votes than Romney - therefore, voter fraud had to have occured.

The concept that the majority of voting citizens took a look at their party and said 'no' just doesn't occur to them does it? There has to have been some other reason - gifts, black solidarity, the gay mafia, something utterly unassociated with the Republican party, it's candidates, or it's platform.
 
2012-11-20 09:56:57 AM
The real question is:

Shouldn't the website be BarackOfrauda.com?
 
2012-11-20 09:57:14 AM
This guy is the greatest Poe's Law practitioner ever.
 
2012-11-20 09:57:21 AM
i48.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 09:57:32 AM
I like how he keeps saying, "Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in ______." Yet the Bush administration spent a lot of man-hours looking into voter fraud, and they found none. And, in this election, it is true that people were caught trying to vote twice, a poll worker was caught editing ballots, skeevy GOTV firms threw away voter registrations, tens of thousands of voters were improperly removed from the voting rolls, and a Secretary of State improperly installed experimental patches on voting machines just a week before the election. But all those things were done by Republicans. And they still lost.
 
2012-11-20 09:58:06 AM

ongbok: Oh here is one.

Romney got 0 votes in 59 precincts in Philadelphia. In 2007 McCain got 0 votes in 57 precincts in Philadelphia. This means voter fraud!!!!!

It can't be that those were heavy Democratic precincts to begin with, and Romney did little to reach out to them. Or the fact that he and the Republican party showed complete disdain for the people in those precincts. Naw it has to be fraud, because ignoring and insulting people won't affect the way that they vote one bit.


Or that the "precincts" are micro-districts of, what, a few hundred or thousand people clustered together and not entire districts as the statement implies.
 
2012-11-20 09:59:38 AM

Deneb81: The real question is:

Shouldn't the website be BarackOfrauda.com?


Is it bad that that part is what bugs me the most? At least make your stupid shiat make sense. Try to be clever about it. BarackOfrauda. VoteblockObama. Something that at least has some wit or stylistic coherence, brings together the image without mixing metaphors. What does Fraudo mean?
 
2012-11-20 09:59:52 AM
The truth is, we came this close to a Romney presidency. Anonymous intercepted Karl Rove and friends' attempt to hijack the voting machines in Ohio at the eleventh hour.
badass.
 
2012-11-20 09:59:58 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero evidence.

That's the best evidence, it can't be challenged!


In other news, Lincoln was a homosexual, Amelia Earhart was abducted by aliens, and Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
 
2012-11-20 10:01:29 AM
 
2012-11-20 10:02:15 AM

WalkingCarpet: Barack OFraudo? Surely this is some kind of parody or lame joke or something.

*click*

Oh for fark's sake.

zomg...BLACK states!

[www.barackofraudo.com image 600x455]


Ah, the curious warmth of Conservative humor.
 
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2012-11-20 10:02:47 AM

DeaH: in this election, it is true that people were caught trying to vote twice, a poll worker was caught editing ballots, skeevy GOTV firms threw away voter registrations, tens of thousands of voters were improperly removed from the voting rolls, and a Secretary of State improperly installed experimental patches on voting machines just a week before the election. But all those things were done by Republicans. And they still lost.


This really bears repeating.

Pretty much every confirmed instance of impropriety or illegal activity in this election was perpetrated by Republicans. And they still lost.

And now they're accusing Democrats of fraud, on the basis of zero evidence, in states where Republicans control the statehouse and run the elections.

Just wow.
 
2012-11-20 10:02:57 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Ah, the curious warmth of Conservative humor.


That's urine.
 
2012-11-20 10:03:21 AM
The chicken's dead. You farked a chicken to death. It's pretty much all shame and disgrace from here. Happy now?
 
2012-11-20 10:05:09 AM

Arkanaut: HotWingConspiracy: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero evidence.

That's the best evidence, it can't be challenged!

In other news, Lincoln was a homosexual, Amelia Earhart was abducted by aliens, and Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-20 10:05:41 AM
Too all the dems who demanded this guy be afforded some respect when he admitted he was wrong about the election: fark you.
 
2012-11-20 10:06:24 AM
No html sanitizing on the comments!
 
2012-11-20 10:07:00 AM

rufus-t-firefly: How 'bout we call it even?

In Some Utah Precincts, Obama Received No Votes


That merely proves how deep this thing goes. Obama had his slaves withhold their votes in those precincts so this could be cited as evidence that there was no plot.
 
2012-11-20 10:08:45 AM

Epicedion: The chicken's dead. You farked a chicken to death. It's pretty much all shame and disgrace from here. Happy now?


What? The chicken died months ago. At this point, they're using what's left of the wishbone as a urethral sound.
 
2012-11-20 10:10:41 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Epicedion: The chicken's dead. You farked a chicken to death. It's pretty much all shame and disgrace from here. Happy now?

What? The chicken died months ago. At this point, they're using what's left of the wishbone as a urethral sound.


My dick just made a squeaking noise. That hasn't happened before.
 
2012-11-20 10:10:50 AM
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2012-11-20 10:11:32 AM

DeaH: I like how he keeps saying, "Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in ______." Yet the Bush administration spent a lot of man-hours looking into voter fraud, and they found none. And, in this election, it is true that people were caught trying to vote twice, a poll worker was caught editing ballots, skeevy GOTV firms threw away voter registrations, tens of thousands of voters were improperly removed from the voting rolls, and a Secretary of State improperly installed experimental patches on voting machines just a week before the election. But all those things were done by Republicans. And they still lost.


Well, it's not fraud when the *republicans* do it, everyone knows that. It's only fraud when the democrats do it.
 
2012-11-20 10:11:48 AM
He thinks Ohio was stolen for Obama? With our douchebag Sec of State doing everything he possibly could to hand us over to Mittens on a silver platter?

What an idiot. 
What a sore loser.
What a Republican.
But I repeat myself.
 
2012-11-20 10:12:18 AM
So, I clicked in Virginia to see "how" Obama stole the victory. Well, basically the rule was if Obama got more than 60% of the vote it had to be voter fraud. I mean how could he got such high number in Portsmouth and Norfolk and Richmond and Hampton. I have no idea. Oh wait, you mean he did better in cities?
 
2012-11-20 10:12:37 AM
 
2012-11-20 10:13:02 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: What? The chicken died months ago. At this point, they're using what's left of the wishbone as a urethral sound.


1) That's horrible.

2) I think "Barry Fraudetoro" has a nice ring to it.
 
2012-11-20 10:13:07 AM

HotWingConspiracy: rufus-t-firefly: How 'bout we call it even?

In Some Utah Precincts, Obama Received No Votes

That merely proves how deep this thing goes. Obama had his slaves withhold their votes in those precincts so this could be cited as evidence that there was no plot.


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-20 10:13:24 AM

The Third Man: I'm particularly amused that Pennsylvania is one of the suspect states. Obama won it by close to 300,000 votes. The state has a Republican governor and Republican Secretary of State....obviously those guys really fell down on the job to have so many votes stolen from them right under their noses.


A judge halted their new voter ID law in the state; that's all the proof these people need to say the election was stolen.

I actually was talking to my mother's boyfriend about politics last week (bad move, I know) and he said it was a fact that Obama lost every state with voter ID laws on the books other than Virginia. Had to be polite but mentioned that I was pretty sure that Ohio had a voter ID law they just put in place so I wasn't sure he was correct. Looked it up later: Obama won Michigan, Florida, Hawaii, and New Hampshire (all require photo ID) as well as Virginia, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Ohio, Colorado and Washington (require ID, but accept some non-photo ones).

Of course, he also told me I have to see "2016" if I really want to get what sort of person Obama really is.
 
2012-11-20 10:14:38 AM

RumsfeldsReplacement: I, for one, salute Mr. Fatman in his continued efforts to siphon money from racist rubes all over the country.


Seriously. I am considering creating a PAC to support whatever Republican runs in 2016. It's a gold mine.
 
2012-11-20 10:15:01 AM

digistil: Didn't this guy graciously admit defeat and then promise to get to the bottom of why Rasmussen data (his sole data source) was so out of wack when compared to every other data source?

Looks like the GOP dis-tractor beam sucked him back in.


well, while he's getting the data thing straightened out, he's gotta eat.

//obviously
 
2012-11-20 10:15:17 AM
Where is Raudo?

And I thought the line was he was Barack of Kenya. I'm so confused.
 
2012-11-20 10:17:42 AM
thatschurch.com
 
2012-11-20 10:19:16 AM
Oh yes, I forgot:

He's a failure, la la la!
What a loser, la la la!
Total failure, total failure,
Failure, failure, la la la!
 
2012-11-20 10:20:06 AM
You know, the day after the election, I went to visit my friend who just had a new baby, and spent several days doing laundry and giggling over her breast pump. At the time, I was a little sad that I missed all the delicious tears. I'm Sao happy you guys saved me some.

Thanks!,
 
2012-11-20 10:20:54 AM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-20 10:21:37 AM

IlGreven: This guy is the greatest Poe's Law practitioner ever.



This. He's making it terribly tempting to see about trying this milk-the-rubes racket, myself. This wasn't even a very good con, and he's probably made out like a bandit.

/No skew
//Only fraud now
 
2012-11-20 10:21:38 AM
On the one hand, good for him. If after being wrong, admitting he was wrong, then coming up with this and he still gets cash out of people .... He deserves every penny.

On the other hand, he is part of the problem. The common man won't be able to accept reality as long as there is someone to blame.

On the third hand, it's people like him who are going to get other people riled up about "second amendment solutions"

TL:DR version - he needs to go fly a kite!
 
2012-11-20 10:22:24 AM

wooden_badger: MA needs to be black too. Come on, there HAS to be fraud there, Willard used to be Governor and everybody LOVED him.


Think it over first - once you go black..............
 
2012-11-20 10:24:06 AM
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