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(Cracked)   Remember the rapper from "Friday and "Thanksgiving"? He is evil and here is why   (cracked.com) divider line 17
    More: Amusing, Thanksgiving, rebecca black, Lord of the Flies, contemporary music, human sacrifice, pop music  
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10400 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Nov 2012 at 4:12 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-19 09:50:45 PM
2 votes:
I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black y'all. I'm blickedy black blacker than black, black I'm blacker than black, yo! Because I'm black and I'm BACK! Yo, I'm black and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black and I'm black y'all. I'm black black black black black black black black black and I'm black, and I'm black because I'm BACK!"
2012-11-19 03:32:20 PM
2 votes:
Except, in the case of Rebecca Black, it actually worked, and she became the synthetic, window-dressing version of a pop star.

isn't that all a pop star is anyway? or is this like a cheap chinese knock-off of already cheap products?
2012-11-20 09:48:47 AM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: SeaMonkey311: [cdn.rickey.org image 494x266]
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Hmmm, if her singing career doesn't take off she might have a future in.....home movies?

Congratulations pervert


u mad?
2012-11-20 01:43:33 AM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: The problem is that the Internet has made people stupid and it is in the process of ditching actual journalism, essay-writing, comedic writing, and other forms of written entertainment into rather over-used, bland, by-the-numbers collections of lists.


That reeks of bullshiat. Having more people contributing to journalism, essays, comedy, and other written media means that we're all dumber? Perhaps the access is now better and more people (many stupid) can now be heard.
2012-11-20 01:23:54 AM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Remember when Cracked used to be funny and relevant?

/Yeah, me neither.


I like Cracked. Always did, even in print form, despite the fact that it was the lame stepbrother of Mad Magazine.

The problem isn't Cracked. The problem is that the Internet has made people stupid and it is in the process of ditching actual journalism, essay-writing, comedic writing, and other forms of written entertainment into rather over-used, bland, by-the-numbers collections of lists.

Yes, these days every site-- especially the geek sites-- are just piles and piles of stupid lists. Top 10 Star Wars Characters Who Got Herpes. Top 10 Zombie Babies in Movies. Top 10 Ways Uwe Boll Is Better Than Michael Bay. Twenty Ways Twilight Has Ruined Vampires. Top 50 Ways George Lucas Bad-Touched The Internet Star Wars Fans. blah blah blah blah blah.

And unfortunately, Cracked fell prey to this trend, which made them stop giving good writers space for funny articles, and instead turned them into a more polished copy of every stupid nerd blog on the Internet.

You can read all about it in my list: Twenty-Seven Reasons Lists Are Lazy, Stupid Writing.
2012-11-19 11:49:31 PM
1 votes:
The Internet has devalued hatred. Where overwhelming public criticism used to shatter people and make them re-evaluate their decisions in life, now everyone just expects it. The trolls, the bullies, the teenagers and the attention-starved have ruined their only weapon, spreading loathing so liberally across so many comment sections that it's all become white noise. Today, anyone creating for the Internet (me included) is so callused to spiteful criticism that it's no more effective at making us alter our forward momentum than a swarm of cluster flies.


This is this most sensible thing I've read on the intertubes all year, sadly.
2012-11-19 09:53:05 PM
1 votes:
How long until dude comes up as a teeny toucher?
2012-11-19 09:08:18 PM
1 votes:
He's a evil bastard, genius but evil bastard.
2012-11-19 07:40:14 PM
1 votes:
All I know is that video created a hilarious fark thread when it premiered and for that I am thankful.
2012-11-19 07:01:52 PM
1 votes:
Why is there an assumption that the parents didn't come asking for exactly this? I don't blame this guy for taking their money, it's on the parents.
2012-11-19 06:16:49 PM
1 votes:

germ78: I would think the dude is ingenious. Selling pop-star dreams to the daughters of the wealthy certainly is a profitable niche to be in.



Also, kids apparently like the music.  Who cares.  Kids have always liked music from phony-ish pop acts who are also around their age.
2012-11-19 06:06:15 PM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: "White meat, dark meat. All will bebcarved." (Not safe for anything)


It says something sick about me that this is the first thing that popped into my head as well. So hilarious, though. The ending... The ending...
2012-11-19 05:18:41 PM
1 votes:
That fake interview reminds me of the "Who is Dirk Diggler?" interview in Boogie Nights.
2012-11-19 05:03:31 PM
1 votes:
I thought we were around the hour and a half mark for Rebecca Black's fame.

/I don't want my 15
//I just want the money
2012-11-19 04:27:36 PM
1 votes:
I would think the dude is ingenious. Selling pop-star dreams to the daughters of the wealthy certainly is a profitable niche to be in.
2012-11-19 04:23:47 PM
1 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: Except, in the case of Rebecca Black, it actually worked, and she became the synthetic, window-dressing version of a pop star.

isn't that all a pop star is anyway? or is this like a cheap chinese knock-off of already cheap products?


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Imagine a sculptor being confronted by a stranger, who, as it turns out, confesses to revere our sculptor. Imagine the flattery known to anybody who is told they've inspired some noble aspiration in somebody. The student then presents our sculptor with a work fashioned after the sculptor's own style - a likeness of the student himself. It is a monstrosity! A farking mess. Even worse, is that our artist sees that this piece of shiat before him is a more reasonable facsimile of his own work than he'd like to think. You farking idiot!! Admire me?!! You shiat!!! I'm the villain in this farking story!
2012-11-19 03:54:51 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
"What the hell? I don't remember no 'Thanksgiving' movie"
 
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