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2012-11-19 07:36:15 PM
Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.
 
2012-11-19 07:36:29 PM
This resentment regarding god is just 'cause you foolishly imputed omniscience and omnipotence to him, so now he is lettin' ya down. God provides ya' with a causal universe and that just ain't good enough. Take responsibility. Despite the passing resemblance, he ain't Santa Claus writ large.
 
2012-11-19 07:36:53 PM
Spreading the gospel? Well, I always thought women's crotches were holy.
 
2012-11-19 07:42:58 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-11-19 07:43:19 PM

rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.


May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?
 
2012-11-19 07:47:00 PM

snocone: chaosweaver: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...

Paying for boobies is the most cost effective way to get lotsa boobies.
I mean, if'n you like lots.


I work Anime conventions. Of course, that means that most of the boobies I see end up being ones that need to go back into storage for another year or two.

/shameless teenagers always make me feel old.
//and dirty.
///and slashies.
 
2012-11-19 07:51:30 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.


Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.
 
2012-11-19 07:52:30 PM
Should she not have done that? Was that wrong?
 
2012-11-19 07:52:38 PM
Guns, drugs, porn and religion? This story has everything.
 
2012-11-19 07:54:10 PM
"Transporting underage gulls over staid lions for immoral porpoises"
 
2012-11-19 07:54:25 PM

Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?


Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?
 
2012-11-19 07:55:20 PM

Need Help Soonish: From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

O.o


Good point. This is why the scouts are trying to keep gays out. Look what happened to the Catholic church when the gays got in there and started a fark fest with all of these boys.
 
2012-11-19 07:56:04 PM

badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.


fishtonian.com
/OY VEH!
 
2012-11-19 07:58:05 PM
Let's see some good crazy eyes, please...
*click*

Hm, not really.

How did this nutjob manage to make it through law school?
 
2012-11-19 07:58:21 PM

ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?

Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?

Doctor, we must stabilize the patient before we engage in full frontal lobootomy...


*)
 
2012-11-19 07:59:13 PM

Indubitably: ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?

Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?

Doctor, we must stabilize the patient before we engage in full frontal lobootomy...

*)


Heh.
 
2012-11-19 08:00:00 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?

Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?

Doctor, we must stabilize the patient before we engage in full frontal lobootomy...

*)

Heh.


P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?
 
2012-11-19 08:01:42 PM

Gawdzila: [wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com image 300x195]


I don't think Han would come in that thing, unless that image is some other part of the movie. Besides, it was a female lawyer trafficking a girl.
 
2012-11-19 08:03:05 PM

Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.


Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10
 
2012-11-19 08:03:42 PM

Indubitably: May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course.


I'm sure there's a good number of religious people who don't suffer insanity, they rather enjoy it.

/Reality is for people who can't handle the drugs.
 
2012-11-19 08:04:42 PM

Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?


Integers having only themselves and 1 as factors, but that's not important right now.
 
2012-11-19 08:06:46 PM

Kurmudgeon: wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.


Oh, look. It's you, the chronically butt-hurt God-botherer. Needs some help getting that last nail in?
 
2012-11-19 08:07:45 PM

Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10


It's a very reasonable and viable theory.
 
2012-11-19 08:09:08 PM

wildcardjack: Indubitably: May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course.

I'm sure there's a good number of religious people who don't suffer insanity, they rather enjoy it.

/Reality is for people who can't handle the drugs.


//No, Reality is right now, man. Tomorrow is another Reality.
 
2012-11-19 08:09:50 PM

ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?

Integers having only themselves and 1 as factors, but that's not important right now.


Nope. 

To number...
 
2012-11-19 08:14:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break



D'you think she touched the teenie in her Netherlands???

/Oh, wait, it was in Canada...... my bad; my very, very bad!
 
2012-11-19 08:15:11 PM

Albert: Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10

It's a very reasonable and viable theory.


1/10
 
2012-11-19 08:16:55 PM

Albert: Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10

It's a very reasonable and viable theory.


Myth: Albert has no troll chops.

Theory: reasonable and viable.

Status: proven.
 
2012-11-19 08:18:13 PM

GranoblasticMan: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

Yeah, but when you shop online, you can't try it before you buy it.


And it's easier to return. 
/sticky
 
2012-11-19 08:19:19 PM

BSABSVR: AirForceVet: FTA: On Biron's Facebook page, which was taken down in recent weeks, she had listed the Bible as her favorite book.

When I want to know how to make realistic, believable child porn, I also look in the Holy Bible.

/Just kidding.
//About the child porn, that is.

Maybe her thing was Lot's daughters.



But if there was only one teen involved, then how was she Abel to get it up north???
 
2012-11-19 08:20:15 PM

JohnReddy: If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in


I like chocolate porn, so I'm safe.

//occasionally do peanut butter and pecan porn.
 
2012-11-19 08:25:32 PM

AlanSmithee: JohnReddy: If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in

I like chocolate porn, so I'm safe.

//occasionally do peanut butter and pecan porn.


What about lemon? Ever make a party out of it?
 
2012-11-19 08:25:56 PM

Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?


They are the filaments of the time cube.
 
2012-11-19 08:29:52 PM

chaosweaver: Albert: Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10

It's a very reasonable and viable theory.

Myth: Albert has no troll chops.

Theory: reasonable and viable.

Status: proven.


I missed my flight at 5:30 and now i'm stuck in Hartsfield airport (aka the twilight zone)and getting drunk at the Sam Adams brew pub waiting until the next flight out at 10:30 and i'm trying to calculate when i need to stop drinking so i'll be below .08 when i land.
 
2012-11-19 08:32:42 PM
Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name
 
2012-11-19 08:35:16 PM

AlanSmithee: Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?

They are the filaments of the time cube.


Indubitably.
 
2012-11-19 08:35:37 PM
Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!
 
2012-11-19 08:42:05 PM

chaosweaver: Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!


170lbs, 7 sam adams winter lagers, empty stomach, leave at 22:30, land at 24:00,

I think a guy just wide stanced me in the rest room. I need to get the fark out of here. Airtran is like farking steerage class on the titanic
 
2012-11-19 08:42:56 PM

Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name


I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.
 
2012-11-19 08:45:21 PM

Albert: chaosweaver: Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!

170lbs, 7 sam adams winter lagers, empty stomach, leave at 22:30, land at 24:00,

I think a guy just wide stanced me in the rest room. I need to get the fark out of here. Airtran is like farking steerage class on the titanic


If you're like most Farkers out there, two more beers in the next hour should be your tipping point for a proper midnight land.
 
2012-11-19 08:46:54 PM

chaosweaver: Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name

I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.


Of course, what better position to usurp from?
 
2012-11-19 08:47:10 PM

Butthurted: Did you intentionally use a picture of Denver's (formerly) most famous Gay bar?


I did.
 
2012-11-19 08:56:05 PM

chaosweaver: Albert: chaosweaver: Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!

170lbs, 7 sam adams winter lagers, empty stomach, leave at 22:30, land at 24:00,

I think a guy just wide stanced me in the rest room. I need to get the fark out of here. Airtran is like farking steerage class on the titanic

If you're like most Farkers out there, two more beers in the next hour should be your tipping point for a proper midnight land.


I'll go with that.Thanks for looking out.
 
2012-11-19 08:57:18 PM

chaosweaver: Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name

I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.


Stop talking like i can't hear you.
 
2012-11-19 08:58:55 PM

Albert: chaosweaver: Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name

I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.

Of course, what better position to usurp from?


Oh no you don't! I'm not falling for this trap. It's impossible to prove a negative, so the only way for me to win is to not play, despite the overwhelming evidence, your 'what if...' makes your argument infallible in your mind.
 
2012-11-19 09:11:26 PM

cc_rider: Even worse, here's the "Christian" legal group this nut job was working for: Link

She served on board of directors for religious schools in Manchester, NH: Link

Way to go, fundies! As long as we don't have secular schools and the scourge of teh evil gay marriage, what's a little CP and crossing the US border to exploit a minor, amirite?


good logic to judge all on the actions of one. are you really that stupit or is today your Happy Fun Day?
 
2012-11-19 09:17:37 PM
Gotta love the Christaphobes and bigots on these threads. Judging all christians based on the actions of a few hundred and applying to billions? You ppl should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all Muslims terrorists just because half of them would be willing to blow themselves up on a crowded bus full of Jews? Stop with the bigotry
 
2012-11-19 09:20:00 PM

KrispyKritter: cc_rider: Even worse, here's the "Christian" legal group this nut job was working for: Link

She served on board of directors for religious schools in Manchester, NH: Link

Way to go, fundies! As long as we don't have secular schools and the scourge of teh evil gay marriage, what's a little CP and crossing the US border to exploit a minor, amirite?

good logic to judge all on the actions of one. are you really that stupit or is today your Happy Fun Day?


Yes, she is just one person, and so was the one before that, ad the one before that, and the seven before that, and so on and so on, etcetera, etcetera, ad nauseum.

They were all individuals.

/I'm not...
//Shh!
 
2012-11-19 09:20:36 PM

Albert: Gotta love the Christaphobes and bigots on these threads. Judging all christians based on the actions of a few hundred and applying to billions? You ppl should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all Muslims terrorists just because half of them would be willing to blow themselves up on a crowded bus full of Jews? Stop with the bigotry


-1/10

You've gone from bad to laughably transparent.
 
2012-11-19 09:28:15 PM

Albert: Need Help Soonish: From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

O.o

Good point. This is why the scouts are trying to keep gays out. Look what happened to the Catholic church when the gays got in there and started a fark fest with all of these boys.


On the right track as to the Girl Scout comment. The Boy Scouts, who won the right to have all-hetero pure american beef scoutmasters, got walloped in a bunch of lawsuits alleging abuse of children by scout leaders, cover-ups, etc. I don't know if the Girl Scouts have also been sued in this way, but if not for sure they are being eyed by the sharks. All organizations that provide childcare incident to activities have exposure on this issue, and largest such orgs are the biggest targets.

So if MaryM's statement has any truth, it is probably that the Girl Scouts on advice of their lawyers are trying to put in place their procedure for dealing with any abuse allegations. The Girl Scouts may indeed have something to hide on this issue, as the Boy Scouts pretty clearly did.

Also, let's not confuse condemning Mary for the narrow-mindedness evident from her comment with hating everyone that holds strong religious convictions.
 
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