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(Concord Monitor)   Attorney devoted to spreading the Gospel to be thrown into lions' den for exercising her God-given right to take underage teens to Canada to get high and make porn   (concordmonitor.com) divider line 177
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2012-11-19 06:38:27 PM  
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*isolated incident
 
2012-11-19 06:38:28 PM  

Contribution Corsair: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

See how I know you're just agnostic and not atheist?


OHS**T it's the atheist/agnostic semantic argument. Bail out of thread! Bail! Bail! Bail!

i105.photobucket.com

Geronimo!
 
2012-11-19 06:39:47 PM  

DrRatchet: she told FBI agents that they would find a loaded pistol under her mattress. Agents didn't find that gun,

Someone is trying to look out for her. And that person is a fool involved.


FTFY
 
2012-11-19 06:41:37 PM  

badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.


Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...
 
2012-11-19 06:41:54 PM  

Godscrack: [img849.imageshack.us image 570x752]

*isolated incident


Wow that reminded me.

All charges against Mohler family are dropped

Wilfred Brimley is Free to continue selling diabetes.
 
2012-11-19 06:42:56 PM  

FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.


What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?
 
2012-11-19 06:43:33 PM  
From comments in the article: Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

Call me skeptical but I think I like might like to see a cite on that.


tko78: "The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer, according to Captain Nick Willard. Officers received a search warrant and executed it at Biron's 42 Pratt Court home in Manchester on Oct. 9."

Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.


I'll bet the guy found kiddie porn. I can't imagine the cops getting a warrant for anything else. If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in.
 
2012-11-19 06:43:53 PM  

tko78: "The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer, according to Captain Nick Willard. Officers received a search warrant and executed it at Biron's 42 Pratt Court home in Manchester on Oct. 9."

Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.


No, that's pretty much it. If someone comes into a police department and says "Here I am, here's how I got into KickahaOta's house, here's the sort of filth I saw on KickahaOta's computer, and here's my ID so you can arrest me for filing a false police report if I'm lying," then that's very probably going to be considered probable cause.
 
2012-11-19 06:44:19 PM  

FloydA: Contribution Corsair: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

See how I know you're just agnostic and not atheist?

OHS**T it's the atheist/agnostic semantic argument. Bail out of thread! Bail! Bail! Bail!



Geronimo!


Aww you warm my black heart with that.

And I wasn't even trolling with that just being silly!
 
2012-11-19 06:44:35 PM  

GungFu: And no-one has asked whether the teen was hawt or not?

Are the times a-changing on Fark?


Listen man, I had tacit approval, pedobear and George Costanza in the Boobiess. I dunno what more I can do.
 
2012-11-19 06:45:38 PM  

JohnReddy: I'll bet the guy found kiddie porn. I can't imagine the cops getting a warrant for anything else. If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in.


Yep, I missed that.
 
2012-11-19 06:46:07 PM  

rustypouch: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?


rustypouch: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?


Try to avoid the northern side. It's a bit mossy.
 
2012-11-19 06:46:18 PM  
Lawyer takes teenager to Canada to get humpy.

Film on all child pornography websites. Just keep shy of the wandering FBI eye.
 
2012-11-19 06:47:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


Not true. LOTS of people lose their faith in wartime. You see that kinda stuff, you start wondering about this supposed loving Creator.
 
2012-11-19 06:48:03 PM  
The good sister got busted, let us all offer up prayers for her quick release!

/Can I get an amen?
 
2012-11-19 06:48:32 PM  

Butthurted: Wow that reminded me.

All charges against Mohler family are dropped


What the.....!

Not surprised. Enablers of the church hold most of the wealth in this world. The best lawyers money can buy.

Religious authorities have created a safe haven for these criminal child molesters. The church, and other authorities, have willfully buried cases and gone to extremes to make victims appear unbelievable.

But because of the crimes of it's priests, and others in a position of trust, innocent people were sexually and mentally tortured. They went to prison. Many are still there. Many have committed suicide. Drug/alcohol addiction. Some have gone to abuse others themselves.

The effects of these monsters calling themselves messengers of 'God' will go on for years.
 
2012-11-19 06:51:33 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.

Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...


The religious affiliations of this crazy biatch had nothing to do with the story. It was just added for defamation purposes.
 
2012-11-19 06:53:15 PM  

Butthurted: Godscrack: [img849.imageshack.us image 570x752]

*isolated incident

Wow that reminded me.

All charges against Mohler family are dropped

Wilfred Brimley is Free to continue selling diabetes diabeetus.

 
2012-11-19 06:55:07 PM  
Taking bets on her voting for Romney!
 
2012-11-19 06:55:55 PM  

badhatharry: CapeFearCadaver: badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.

Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...

The religious affiliations of this crazy biatch had nothing to do with the story. It was just added for defamation purposes.


yeah. totally dude. totally.
 
2012-11-19 06:56:42 PM  

wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.
 
2012-11-19 06:57:50 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Definitely not true.

[www.bobmeyers.com image 800x446]


Don't go there. It's run by the Ukranian mob and some bad shiat is about to go down.

/cue Dexter "Blood" theme.
 
2012-11-19 06:59:52 PM  

rustypouch: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?


No way, you're not fooling me like that again. I've learned the hard way that Subby's mom isn't even warm blooded.
 
2012-11-19 07:01:31 PM  

smeag0l: Another family values conservative.


Funny. Every Lawyer I know is a registered card carrying Democrat.
 
2012-11-19 07:01:52 PM  

Kurmudgeon: wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.


Who did Madalyn O'Hair murder? I must have missed that.
 
2012-11-19 07:02:32 PM  

ProfessorOhki: ∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."



MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.


I thought it was becausebyou foxholes were too full of theists trying to kill one another.
 
2012-11-19 07:03:37 PM  

badhatharry: CapeFearCadaver: badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.

Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...

The religious affiliations of this crazy biatch had nothing to do with the story. It was just added for defamation purposes.


I don't think it was for defamation as much as it was to demonstrate the sheer hypocrisy of a lawyer who liked to wave her Jesus banner, committing crimes so unpalatable, not only to society in general but, to both her self-ascribed faith AND her profession. She managed to fail on so many levels.
 
2012-11-19 07:04:17 PM  

Wook: smeag0l: Another family values conservative.

Funny. Every Lawyer I know is a registered card carrying Democrat.


You need to meet more lawyers than.
 
2012-11-19 07:04:23 PM  
The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer

As previously stated, this seems a little odd. Where was her house? Islamabad?
 
2012-11-19 07:07:06 PM  

Butthurted: Wook: smeag0l: Another family values conservative.

Funny. Every Lawyer I know is a registered card carrying Democrat.

You need to meet more lawyers than.


He's only met Public Defenders.
 
2012-11-19 07:07:16 PM  

Kurmudgeon: wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.


The atheists were the victims in that case. No indication in the wiki that the guy who killed them was an atheist. I'm sure Madalyn O'Hair would have insisted on that; she was kind of a nutter, but he might have lied on the job application.
 
2012-11-19 07:14:11 PM  
Yo, Religion.

You're up.

Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
 
2012-11-19 07:15:33 PM  

grokca: ProfessorOhki: ∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."



MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.

I thought it was becausebyou foxholes were too full of theists trying to kill one another.


In my experience, the byou foxholes are usually being used as pit ovens to cook whole hog BBQ, shrimp, and alligator steaks.
 
2012-11-19 07:16:15 PM  

badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.


Well, I know one thing: if they don't mention their party, they must be a democrat.

Right?
 
2012-11-19 07:17:28 PM  

Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.


I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...
 
2012-11-19 07:19:02 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: GungFu: And no-one has asked whether the teen was hawt or not?

Are the times a-changing on Fark?

Listen man, I had tacit approval, pedobear and George Costanza in the Boobiess. I dunno what more I can do.


img4.imageshack.us

*shrugs
 
2012-11-19 07:19:51 PM  

chaosweaver: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...


Paying for boobies is the most cost effective way to get lotsa boobies.
I mean, if'n you like lots.
 
2012-11-19 07:20:57 PM  

Sofa King Smart: DrRatchet: What good is being "forgiven" if you have nothing to be forgiven for?

along the same lines... Jesus already died for your sins... so, if you don't sin... then Jesus died for nothing.


I am doing my part to make sure his sacrifice was not in vain.
 
2012-11-19 07:21:02 PM  

tko78: Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.


She was already out on bail at the time. They don't need as much probably cause in that case.
 
2012-11-19 07:21:59 PM  

snocone: chaosweaver: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...

Paying for boobies is the most cost effective way to get lotsa boobies.
I mean, if'n you like lots.


Who can afford them? You, apparently.

Not I, said the fly.
 
2012-11-19 07:22:11 PM  
Amen!
(Or, in her case, Awoman)
 
2012-11-19 07:22:37 PM  
wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-19 07:22:52 PM  
You have your bucket list, I have mine.
My list is short.
But, I had a real good headstart in younger life, have been working on it, and little by each,,,
 
2012-11-19 07:23:06 PM  
I have to wonder about the thought process that allows these people to convince themselves not to eat a bullet. Do they now wake up and think, "Holy shiat what have I done", and then just end it?
 
2012-11-19 07:27:28 PM  
Didn't Jesus say Suffer all the little children onto me?

Seems like sexual assault would be part of that suffering. After all, Jesus Loves the Little Children. All the children of the world.
 
2012-11-19 07:28:50 PM  

DittoToo: I have to wonder about the thought process that allows these people to convince themselves not to eat a bullet. Do they now wake up and think, "Holy shiat what have I done", and then just end it?


People in positions of authority, especially religious, think they can do no wrong. Everything is OK in their mind.

That's why most criminals hide behind religion. To justify their actions. And perversions.
 
2012-11-19 07:29:02 PM  

Gawdzila: [wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com image 300x195]


Han shot first.
 
2012-11-19 07:30:21 PM  
niiice...
 
2012-11-19 07:30:24 PM  

Indubitably: Gawdzila: [wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com image 300x195]

Han shot first.


I saw it in the theater when it came out.

Word.
 
2012-11-19 07:35:40 PM  
Child snatching?
 
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