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(Concord Monitor)   Attorney devoted to spreading the Gospel to be thrown into lions' den for exercising her God-given right to take underage teens to Canada to get high and make porn   (concordmonitor.com ) divider line 177
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2012-11-19 03:17:55 PM  
Ahh, the American Dream.
 
2012-11-19 03:18:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-19 03:24:15 PM  
From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break
 
2012-11-19 03:26:27 PM  
What good is being "forgiven" if you have nothing to be forgiven for?
 
2012-11-19 03:28:36 PM  
I would also accept:

dl.dropbox.com

or, alternatively,

dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-11-19 03:31:24 PM  
she told FBI agents that they would find a loaded pistol under her mattress. Agents didn't find that gun,

Someone is trying to look out for her. And that person is a fool.
 
2012-11-19 03:46:18 PM  

DrRatchet: she told FBI agents that they would find a loaded pistol under her mattress. Agents didn't find that gun,

Someone is trying to look out for her. And that person is a fool.


Good thought. I couldn't figure that piece out.
 
2012-11-19 04:09:15 PM  
There is something hinky about this whole deal.
 
2012-11-19 04:18:53 PM  
Canada - the new San Fernando Valley.


/bow-chika-bow-bow-eh-eh
 
2012-11-19 04:37:41 PM  

AbbeySomeone: There is something hinky about this whole deal.


Define "hinky"
 
2012-11-19 04:57:28 PM  
"The power of Christ compels you...to do X and pose nekkid for me!"
 
2012-11-19 05:07:02 PM  
The more you feel the need to shout out your religion the more I find you have something to hide.
 
2012-11-19 05:25:36 PM  
FTA: On Biron's Facebook page, which was taken down in recent weeks, she had listed the Bible as her favorite book.

When I want to know how to make realistic, believable child porn, I also look in the Holy Bible.

/Just kidding.
//About the child porn, that is.
 
2012-11-19 05:31:27 PM  
I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.
 
2012-11-19 05:39:29 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.


I've heard the same about foxholes
 
2012-11-19 05:45:17 PM  
Which puppet is she?
 
2012-11-19 05:51:58 PM  
Prediction for the thread:

Female attorney got it on with teenage boys and girls: HOT

***Looks at pic***

SHE SHOULD BE PUT AWAY FOR LIFE!!!!
 
2012-11-19 05:56:19 PM  

AirForceVet: FTA: On Biron's Facebook page, which was taken down in recent weeks, she had listed the Bible as her favorite book.

When I want to know how to make realistic, believable child porn, I also look in the Holy Bible.

/Just kidding.
//About the child porn, that is.


Maybe her thing was Lot's daughters.
 
2012-11-19 06:02:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


Definitely not true.

www.bobmeyers.com
 
2012-11-19 06:08:08 PM  
Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.
 
2012-11-19 06:11:05 PM  
liberal in sheeps clothing.
 
2012-11-19 06:11:22 PM  
∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."

cdn.uproxx.com

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.
 
2012-11-19 06:12:28 PM  

Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.


Yeah, but when you shop online, you can't try it before you buy it.
 
2012-11-19 06:13:56 PM  
Typical anti-gay pervert.

If anybody these days spends time squealing about "Teh evil gayz!!!" it just means they're trying to distract you from their own perverse crimes.
 
2012-11-19 06:16:05 PM  
Well there goes my business model plans.

Back to the acceptable crimes like cattle rustling.
 
2012-11-19 06:16:20 PM  
From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.


O.o
 
2012-11-19 06:18:31 PM  

GranoblasticMan: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

Yeah, but when you shop online, you can't try it before you buy it.


true that. adult store brick & mortar = willing folks in parking lot, good times fun.
 
2012-11-19 06:18:53 PM  

Need Help Soonish: From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

O.o


Well, duh. Have you been to a girl scout meeting? As soon as they walk in, bang - every one of 'em gets molested. Then they do roll call. Pretty standard.
 
2012-11-19 06:18:54 PM  

ProfessorOhki: ∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."

[cdn.uproxx.com image 225x169]

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.


Yeah... had the same thought
 
2012-11-19 06:19:38 PM  

lh6.ggpht.comBlessed are the cheese sleaze makers.

 
2012-11-19 06:19:55 PM  
And no-one has asked whether the teen was hawt or not?

Are the times a-changing on Fark?
 
2012-11-19 06:20:00 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.
 
2012-11-19 06:20:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


But that's an argument against foxholes.

Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much. And we don't have any religiously driven kinks about sexuality, at least after a while.
 
2012-11-19 06:20:58 PM  

FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.


See how I know you're just agnostic and not atheist?
 
2012-11-19 06:21:07 PM  
Welp, I know this should go without saying, but the comments on that story are horrifying.
 
2012-11-19 06:22:31 PM  

slayer199: Prediction for the thread:

Female attorney got it on with teenage boys and girls: HOT

***Looks at pic***

SHE SHOULD BE PUT AWAY FOR LIFE!!!!




Well sort of, I just questioned the use of the 'sick' tag then clicked the link and went "yeah, OK, sick tag". What do I win.
 
2012-11-19 06:23:41 PM  
The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer

That's all that is required for a search, eh?
 
2012-11-19 06:24:20 PM  
She sounds like one of those "Oh god, oh god...OH GOD" Christians.
 
2012-11-19 06:25:46 PM  
Even worse, here's the "Christian" legal group this nut job was working for: Link

She served on board of directors for religious schools in Manchester, NH: Link

Way to go, fundies! As long as we don't have secular schools and the scourge of teh evil gay marriage, what's a little CP and crossing the US border to exploit a minor, amirite?
 
2012-11-19 06:26:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break


You make me consider paying Drew $5 just to sponsor you for another month

Note: I don't out of principle, but you make me question my principle now.
 
2012-11-19 06:32:44 PM  
It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.
 
2012-11-19 06:33:25 PM  
Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-19 06:33:31 PM  
ct.fra.bz 
Pray for her.....mmph, unk, bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Laying on of hands. bwahahahahaha Canada? By their fruits, ye shall snow them. Christian lawyer? Stop it, you're killing billing me. Ecstasy, marijuana and cocaine? Let he who is without sin, throw the worst stone.
 
2012-11-19 06:33:36 PM  
So which commandment sez: "Thou shall not pack a weekend bag of ecstasy, coke and pot with a camcorder and a polaroid and take a road trip to Canada with some underage kids and film them while making sexy time"??? I ain't seen it misspelled on any monument in front of any Southern state's courthouses.

/Where's your Messiah now, Flanders?
 
2012-11-19 06:34:30 PM  

DrRatchet: What good is being "forgiven" if you have nothing to be forgiven for?


along the same lines... Jesus already died for your sins... so, if you don't sin... then Jesus died for nothing.
 
2012-11-19 06:35:20 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break


You win the thread.
 
2012-11-19 06:35:47 PM  
"The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer, according to Captain Nick Willard. Officers received a search warrant and executed it at Biron's 42 Pratt Court home in Manchester on Oct. 9."

Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.
 
2012-11-19 06:36:44 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Definitely not true.

[www.bobmeyers.com image 800x446]


Did you intentionally use a picture of Denver's (formerly) most famous Gay bar?
 
2012-11-19 06:36:49 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


As my atheist friend who was a soldier in Iraq said after he was shot at and his commander asked him "Do you believe in god now?"

"No, but I sure do believe in body armor."
 
2012-11-19 06:37:56 PM  
Another family values conservative.
 
2012-11-19 06:38:27 PM  
img849.imageshack.us

*isolated incident
 
2012-11-19 06:38:28 PM  

Contribution Corsair: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

See how I know you're just agnostic and not atheist?


OHS**T it's the atheist/agnostic semantic argument. Bail out of thread! Bail! Bail! Bail!

i105.photobucket.com

Geronimo!
 
2012-11-19 06:39:47 PM  

DrRatchet: she told FBI agents that they would find a loaded pistol under her mattress. Agents didn't find that gun,

Someone is trying to look out for her. And that person is a fool involved.


FTFY
 
2012-11-19 06:41:37 PM  

badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.


Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...
 
2012-11-19 06:41:54 PM  

Godscrack: [img849.imageshack.us image 570x752]

*isolated incident


Wow that reminded me.

All charges against Mohler family are dropped

Wilfred Brimley is Free to continue selling diabetes.
 
2012-11-19 06:42:56 PM  

FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.


What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?
 
2012-11-19 06:43:33 PM  
From comments in the article: Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

Call me skeptical but I think I like might like to see a cite on that.


tko78: "The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer, according to Captain Nick Willard. Officers received a search warrant and executed it at Biron's 42 Pratt Court home in Manchester on Oct. 9."

Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.


I'll bet the guy found kiddie porn. I can't imagine the cops getting a warrant for anything else. If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in.
 
2012-11-19 06:43:53 PM  

tko78: "The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer, according to Captain Nick Willard. Officers received a search warrant and executed it at Biron's 42 Pratt Court home in Manchester on Oct. 9."

Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.


No, that's pretty much it. If someone comes into a police department and says "Here I am, here's how I got into KickahaOta's house, here's the sort of filth I saw on KickahaOta's computer, and here's my ID so you can arrest me for filing a false police report if I'm lying," then that's very probably going to be considered probable cause.
 
2012-11-19 06:44:19 PM  

FloydA: Contribution Corsair: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

See how I know you're just agnostic and not atheist?

OHS**T it's the atheist/agnostic semantic argument. Bail out of thread! Bail! Bail! Bail!



Geronimo!


Aww you warm my black heart with that.

And I wasn't even trolling with that just being silly!
 
2012-11-19 06:44:35 PM  

GungFu: And no-one has asked whether the teen was hawt or not?

Are the times a-changing on Fark?


Listen man, I had tacit approval, pedobear and George Costanza in the Boobiess. I dunno what more I can do.
 
2012-11-19 06:45:38 PM  

JohnReddy: I'll bet the guy found kiddie porn. I can't imagine the cops getting a warrant for anything else. If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in.


Yep, I missed that.
 
2012-11-19 06:46:07 PM  

rustypouch: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?


rustypouch: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?


Try to avoid the northern side. It's a bit mossy.
 
2012-11-19 06:46:18 PM  
Lawyer takes teenager to Canada to get humpy.

Film on all child pornography websites. Just keep shy of the wandering FBI eye.
 
2012-11-19 06:47:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


Not true. LOTS of people lose their faith in wartime. You see that kinda stuff, you start wondering about this supposed loving Creator.
 
2012-11-19 06:48:03 PM  
The good sister got busted, let us all offer up prayers for her quick release!

/Can I get an amen?
 
2012-11-19 06:48:32 PM  

Butthurted: Wow that reminded me.

All charges against Mohler family are dropped


What the.....!

Not surprised. Enablers of the church hold most of the wealth in this world. The best lawyers money can buy.

Religious authorities have created a safe haven for these criminal child molesters. The church, and other authorities, have willfully buried cases and gone to extremes to make victims appear unbelievable.

But because of the crimes of it's priests, and others in a position of trust, innocent people were sexually and mentally tortured. They went to prison. Many are still there. Many have committed suicide. Drug/alcohol addiction. Some have gone to abuse others themselves.

The effects of these monsters calling themselves messengers of 'God' will go on for years.
 
2012-11-19 06:51:33 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.

Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...


The religious affiliations of this crazy biatch had nothing to do with the story. It was just added for defamation purposes.
 
2012-11-19 06:53:15 PM  

Butthurted: Godscrack: [img849.imageshack.us image 570x752]

*isolated incident

Wow that reminded me.

All charges against Mohler family are dropped

Wilfred Brimley is Free to continue selling diabetes diabeetus.

 
2012-11-19 06:55:07 PM  
Taking bets on her voting for Romney!
 
2012-11-19 06:55:55 PM  

badhatharry: CapeFearCadaver: badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.

Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...

The religious affiliations of this crazy biatch had nothing to do with the story. It was just added for defamation purposes.


yeah. totally dude. totally.
 
2012-11-19 06:56:42 PM  

wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.
 
2012-11-19 06:57:50 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Definitely not true.

[www.bobmeyers.com image 800x446]


Don't go there. It's run by the Ukranian mob and some bad shiat is about to go down.

/cue Dexter "Blood" theme.
 
2012-11-19 06:59:52 PM  

rustypouch: FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

What about large mammals, such as subby's mom?


No way, you're not fooling me like that again. I've learned the hard way that Subby's mom isn't even warm blooded.
 
2012-11-19 07:01:31 PM  

smeag0l: Another family values conservative.


Funny. Every Lawyer I know is a registered card carrying Democrat.
 
2012-11-19 07:01:52 PM  

Kurmudgeon: wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.


Who did Madalyn O'Hair murder? I must have missed that.
 
2012-11-19 07:02:32 PM  

ProfessorOhki: ∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."



MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.


I thought it was becausebyou foxholes were too full of theists trying to kill one another.
 
2012-11-19 07:03:37 PM  

badhatharry: CapeFearCadaver: badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.

Link

Link

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2055445,00.html

Too lazy to link more...

The religious affiliations of this crazy biatch had nothing to do with the story. It was just added for defamation purposes.


I don't think it was for defamation as much as it was to demonstrate the sheer hypocrisy of a lawyer who liked to wave her Jesus banner, committing crimes so unpalatable, not only to society in general but, to both her self-ascribed faith AND her profession. She managed to fail on so many levels.
 
2012-11-19 07:04:17 PM  

Wook: smeag0l: Another family values conservative.

Funny. Every Lawyer I know is a registered card carrying Democrat.


You need to meet more lawyers than.
 
2012-11-19 07:04:23 PM  
The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer

As previously stated, this seems a little odd. Where was her house? Islamabad?
 
2012-11-19 07:07:06 PM  

Butthurted: Wook: smeag0l: Another family values conservative.

Funny. Every Lawyer I know is a registered card carrying Democrat.

You need to meet more lawyers than.


He's only met Public Defenders.
 
2012-11-19 07:07:16 PM  

Kurmudgeon: wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.


The atheists were the victims in that case. No indication in the wiki that the guy who killed them was an atheist. I'm sure Madalyn O'Hair would have insisted on that; she was kind of a nutter, but he might have lied on the job application.
 
2012-11-19 07:14:11 PM  
Yo, Religion.

You're up.

Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
 
2012-11-19 07:15:33 PM  

grokca: ProfessorOhki: ∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."



MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.

I thought it was becausebyou foxholes were too full of theists trying to kill one another.


In my experience, the byou foxholes are usually being used as pit ovens to cook whole hog BBQ, shrimp, and alligator steaks.
 
2012-11-19 07:16:15 PM  

badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.


Well, I know one thing: if they don't mention their party, they must be a democrat.

Right?
 
2012-11-19 07:17:28 PM  

Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.


I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...
 
2012-11-19 07:19:02 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: GungFu: And no-one has asked whether the teen was hawt or not?

Are the times a-changing on Fark?

Listen man, I had tacit approval, pedobear and George Costanza in the Boobiess. I dunno what more I can do.


img4.imageshack.us

*shrugs
 
2012-11-19 07:19:51 PM  

chaosweaver: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...


Paying for boobies is the most cost effective way to get lotsa boobies.
I mean, if'n you like lots.
 
2012-11-19 07:20:57 PM  

Sofa King Smart: DrRatchet: What good is being "forgiven" if you have nothing to be forgiven for?

along the same lines... Jesus already died for your sins... so, if you don't sin... then Jesus died for nothing.


I am doing my part to make sure his sacrifice was not in vain.
 
2012-11-19 07:21:02 PM  

tko78: Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.


She was already out on bail at the time. They don't need as much probably cause in that case.
 
2012-11-19 07:21:59 PM  

snocone: chaosweaver: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...

Paying for boobies is the most cost effective way to get lotsa boobies.
I mean, if'n you like lots.


Who can afford them? You, apparently.

Not I, said the fly.
 
2012-11-19 07:22:11 PM  
Amen!
(Or, in her case, Awoman)
 
2012-11-19 07:22:37 PM  
wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-19 07:22:52 PM  
You have your bucket list, I have mine.
My list is short.
But, I had a real good headstart in younger life, have been working on it, and little by each,,,
 
2012-11-19 07:23:06 PM  
I have to wonder about the thought process that allows these people to convince themselves not to eat a bullet. Do they now wake up and think, "Holy shiat what have I done", and then just end it?
 
2012-11-19 07:27:28 PM  
Didn't Jesus say Suffer all the little children onto me?

Seems like sexual assault would be part of that suffering. After all, Jesus Loves the Little Children. All the children of the world.
 
2012-11-19 07:28:50 PM  

DittoToo: I have to wonder about the thought process that allows these people to convince themselves not to eat a bullet. Do they now wake up and think, "Holy shiat what have I done", and then just end it?


People in positions of authority, especially religious, think they can do no wrong. Everything is OK in their mind.

That's why most criminals hide behind religion. To justify their actions. And perversions.
 
2012-11-19 07:29:02 PM  

Gawdzila: [wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com image 300x195]


Han shot first.
 
2012-11-19 07:30:21 PM  
niiice...
 
2012-11-19 07:30:24 PM  

Indubitably: Gawdzila: [wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com image 300x195]

Han shot first.


I saw it in the theater when it came out.

Word.
 
2012-11-19 07:35:40 PM  
Child snatching?
 
2012-11-19 07:36:15 PM  
Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.
 
2012-11-19 07:36:29 PM  
This resentment regarding god is just 'cause you foolishly imputed omniscience and omnipotence to him, so now he is lettin' ya down. God provides ya' with a causal universe and that just ain't good enough. Take responsibility. Despite the passing resemblance, he ain't Santa Claus writ large.
 
2012-11-19 07:36:53 PM  
Spreading the gospel? Well, I always thought women's crotches were holy.
 
2012-11-19 07:42:58 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-11-19 07:43:19 PM  

rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.


May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?
 
2012-11-19 07:47:00 PM  

snocone: chaosweaver: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

I loved the Lion's Den back when I turned 18. Saw one when we were on a roadtrip, so we stopped in. Gotta say, it was a classy joint, but it doesn't have the Doll House like Sexworld does.

/I was an impressionable teenager.
//doesn't pay for boobies anymore.
///usually...

Paying for boobies is the most cost effective way to get lotsa boobies.
I mean, if'n you like lots.


I work Anime conventions. Of course, that means that most of the boobies I see end up being ones that need to go back into storage for another year or two.

/shameless teenagers always make me feel old.
//and dirty.
///and slashies.
 
2012-11-19 07:51:30 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.


Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.
 
2012-11-19 07:52:30 PM  
Should she not have done that? Was that wrong?
 
2012-11-19 07:52:38 PM  
Guns, drugs, porn and religion? This story has everything.
 
2012-11-19 07:54:10 PM  
"Transporting underage gulls over staid lions for immoral porpoises"
 
2012-11-19 07:54:25 PM  

Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?


Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?
 
2012-11-19 07:55:20 PM  

Need Help Soonish: From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

O.o


Good point. This is why the scouts are trying to keep gays out. Look what happened to the Catholic church when the gays got in there and started a fark fest with all of these boys.
 
2012-11-19 07:56:04 PM  

badhatharry: It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.


fishtonian.com
/OY VEH!
 
2012-11-19 07:58:05 PM  
Let's see some good crazy eyes, please...
*click*

Hm, not really.

How did this nutjob manage to make it through law school?
 
2012-11-19 07:58:21 PM  

ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?

Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?

Doctor, we must stabilize the patient before we engage in full frontal lobootomy...


*)
 
2012-11-19 07:59:13 PM  

Indubitably: ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?

Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?

Doctor, we must stabilize the patient before we engage in full frontal lobootomy...

*)


Heh.
 
2012-11-19 08:00:00 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.

May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course. I could figure this out.

But I don't care that much.

I care about everyday people.

You?

Figure what out? Isn't it a given that 100% is higher than numbers less than 100%?

Doctor, we must stabilize the patient before we engage in full frontal lobootomy...

*)

Heh.


P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?
 
2012-11-19 08:01:42 PM  

Gawdzila: [wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com image 300x195]


I don't think Han would come in that thing, unless that image is some other part of the movie. Besides, it was a female lawyer trafficking a girl.
 
2012-11-19 08:03:05 PM  

Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.


Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10
 
2012-11-19 08:03:42 PM  

Indubitably: May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course.


I'm sure there's a good number of religious people who don't suffer insanity, they rather enjoy it.

/Reality is for people who can't handle the drugs.
 
2012-11-19 08:04:42 PM  

Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?


Integers having only themselves and 1 as factors, but that's not important right now.
 
2012-11-19 08:06:46 PM  

Kurmudgeon: wildcardjack: Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madalyn_Murray_O'Hair
And that's not even counting the violent ones who just never stated what their beliefs may or may not be and happened to be atheist.


Oh, look. It's you, the chronically butt-hurt God-botherer. Needs some help getting that last nail in?
 
2012-11-19 08:07:45 PM  

Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10


It's a very reasonable and viable theory.
 
2012-11-19 08:09:08 PM  

wildcardjack: Indubitably: May I reiterate my theory that religious people suffer a higher incidence of mental illness over the whole population, variaeted out, of course.

I'm sure there's a good number of religious people who don't suffer insanity, they rather enjoy it.

/Reality is for people who can't handle the drugs.


//No, Reality is right now, man. Tomorrow is another Reality.
 
2012-11-19 08:09:50 PM  

ProfessorOhki: Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?

Integers having only themselves and 1 as factors, but that's not important right now.


Nope. 

To number...
 
2012-11-19 08:14:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break



D'you think she touched the teenie in her Netherlands???

/Oh, wait, it was in Canada...... my bad; my very, very bad!
 
2012-11-19 08:15:11 PM  

Albert: Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10

It's a very reasonable and viable theory.


1/10
 
2012-11-19 08:16:55 PM  

Albert: Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10

It's a very reasonable and viable theory.


Myth: Albert has no troll chops.

Theory: reasonable and viable.

Status: proven.
 
2012-11-19 08:18:13 PM  

GranoblasticMan: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

Yeah, but when you shop online, you can't try it before you buy it.


And it's easier to return. 
/sticky
 
2012-11-19 08:19:19 PM  

BSABSVR: AirForceVet: FTA: On Biron's Facebook page, which was taken down in recent weeks, she had listed the Bible as her favorite book.

When I want to know how to make realistic, believable child porn, I also look in the Holy Bible.

/Just kidding.
//About the child porn, that is.

Maybe her thing was Lot's daughters.



But if there was only one teen involved, then how was she Abel to get it up north???
 
2012-11-19 08:20:15 PM  

JohnReddy: If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in


I like chocolate porn, so I'm safe.

//occasionally do peanut butter and pecan porn.
 
2012-11-19 08:25:32 PM  

AlanSmithee: JohnReddy: If they start getting warrants for plain old vanilla adult porn, there are gonna be a lot of front doors kicked in

I like chocolate porn, so I'm safe.

//occasionally do peanut butter and pecan porn.


What about lemon? Ever make a party out of it?
 
2012-11-19 08:25:56 PM  

Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?


They are the filaments of the time cube.
 
2012-11-19 08:29:52 PM  

chaosweaver: Albert: Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10

It's a very reasonable and viable theory.

Myth: Albert has no troll chops.

Theory: reasonable and viable.

Status: proven.


I missed my flight at 5:30 and now i'm stuck in Hartsfield airport (aka the twilight zone)and getting drunk at the Sam Adams brew pub waiting until the next flight out at 10:30 and i'm trying to calculate when i need to stop drinking so i'll be below .08 when i land.
 
2012-11-19 08:32:42 PM  
Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name
 
2012-11-19 08:35:16 PM  

AlanSmithee: Indubitably: P.S. Prime numbers: what are they?

They are the filaments of the time cube.


Indubitably.
 
2012-11-19 08:35:37 PM  
Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!
 
2012-11-19 08:42:05 PM  

chaosweaver: Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!


170lbs, 7 sam adams winter lagers, empty stomach, leave at 22:30, land at 24:00,

I think a guy just wide stanced me in the rest room. I need to get the fark out of here. Airtran is like farking steerage class on the titanic
 
2012-11-19 08:42:56 PM  

Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name


I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.
 
2012-11-19 08:45:21 PM  

Albert: chaosweaver: Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!

170lbs, 7 sam adams winter lagers, empty stomach, leave at 22:30, land at 24:00,

I think a guy just wide stanced me in the rest room. I need to get the fark out of here. Airtran is like farking steerage class on the titanic


If you're like most Farkers out there, two more beers in the next hour should be your tipping point for a proper midnight land.
 
2012-11-19 08:46:54 PM  

chaosweaver: Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name

I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.


Of course, what better position to usurp from?
 
2012-11-19 08:47:10 PM  

Butthurted: Did you intentionally use a picture of Denver's (formerly) most famous Gay bar?


I did.
 
2012-11-19 08:56:05 PM  

chaosweaver: Albert: chaosweaver: Too many unknown variables... what is your current BAC? How strong is the beer you're drinking? How long is the flight? Does your liver still function properly?

I can't do math without all the numbers, people!

170lbs, 7 sam adams winter lagers, empty stomach, leave at 22:30, land at 24:00,

I think a guy just wide stanced me in the rest room. I need to get the fark out of here. Airtran is like farking steerage class on the titanic

If you're like most Farkers out there, two more beers in the next hour should be your tipping point for a proper midnight land.


I'll go with that.Thanks for looking out.
 
2012-11-19 08:57:18 PM  

chaosweaver: Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name

I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.


Stop talking like i can't hear you.
 
2012-11-19 08:58:55 PM  

Albert: chaosweaver: Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name

I absolutely love this argument. It's like he missed the part where they mention the Christian Law Firm she works for, and everything else pointing out her religious affiliation.

Of course, what better position to usurp from?


Oh no you don't! I'm not falling for this trap. It's impossible to prove a negative, so the only way for me to win is to not play, despite the overwhelming evidence, your 'what if...' makes your argument infallible in your mind.
 
2012-11-19 09:11:26 PM  

cc_rider: Even worse, here's the "Christian" legal group this nut job was working for: Link

She served on board of directors for religious schools in Manchester, NH: Link

Way to go, fundies! As long as we don't have secular schools and the scourge of teh evil gay marriage, what's a little CP and crossing the US border to exploit a minor, amirite?


good logic to judge all on the actions of one. are you really that stupit or is today your Happy Fun Day?
 
2012-11-19 09:17:37 PM  
Gotta love the Christaphobes and bigots on these threads. Judging all christians based on the actions of a few hundred and applying to billions? You ppl should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all Muslims terrorists just because half of them would be willing to blow themselves up on a crowded bus full of Jews? Stop with the bigotry
 
2012-11-19 09:20:00 PM  

KrispyKritter: cc_rider: Even worse, here's the "Christian" legal group this nut job was working for: Link

She served on board of directors for religious schools in Manchester, NH: Link

Way to go, fundies! As long as we don't have secular schools and the scourge of teh evil gay marriage, what's a little CP and crossing the US border to exploit a minor, amirite?

good logic to judge all on the actions of one. are you really that stupit or is today your Happy Fun Day?


Yes, she is just one person, and so was the one before that, ad the one before that, and the seven before that, and so on and so on, etcetera, etcetera, ad nauseum.

They were all individuals.

/I'm not...
//Shh!
 
2012-11-19 09:20:36 PM  

Albert: Gotta love the Christaphobes and bigots on these threads. Judging all christians based on the actions of a few hundred and applying to billions? You ppl should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all Muslims terrorists just because half of them would be willing to blow themselves up on a crowded bus full of Jews? Stop with the bigotry


-1/10

You've gone from bad to laughably transparent.
 
2012-11-19 09:28:15 PM  

Albert: Need Help Soonish: From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

O.o

Good point. This is why the scouts are trying to keep gays out. Look what happened to the Catholic church when the gays got in there and started a fark fest with all of these boys.


On the right track as to the Girl Scout comment. The Boy Scouts, who won the right to have all-hetero pure american beef scoutmasters, got walloped in a bunch of lawsuits alleging abuse of children by scout leaders, cover-ups, etc. I don't know if the Girl Scouts have also been sued in this way, but if not for sure they are being eyed by the sharks. All organizations that provide childcare incident to activities have exposure on this issue, and largest such orgs are the biggest targets.

So if MaryM's statement has any truth, it is probably that the Girl Scouts on advice of their lawyers are trying to put in place their procedure for dealing with any abuse allegations. The Girl Scouts may indeed have something to hide on this issue, as the Boy Scouts pretty clearly did.

Also, let's not confuse condemning Mary for the narrow-mindedness evident from her comment with hating everyone that holds strong religious convictions.
 
2012-11-19 09:35:35 PM  

BSABSVR: Albert: Gotta love the Christaphobes and bigots on these threads. Judging all christians based on the actions of a few hundred and applying to billions? You ppl should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all Muslims terrorists just because half of them would be willing to blow themselves up on a crowded bus full of Jews? Stop with the bigotry

-1/10

You've gone from bad to laughably transparent.


Argue against it, bigot.
 
2012-11-19 09:36:08 PM  
Seems like a cool guy.
 
2012-11-19 09:37:04 PM  
As soon as I saw "her" in the headline I knew I was going to regret it, but did that stop me from clicking?
 
2012-11-19 09:39:18 PM  

Godscrack: Butthurted: Wow that reminded me.

All charges against Mohler family are dropped

What the.....!

Not surprised. Enablers of the church hold most of the wealth in this world. The best lawyers money can buy.

Religious authorities have created a safe haven for these criminal child molesters. The church, and other authorities, have willfully buried cases and gone to extremes to make victims appear unbelievable.

But because of the crimes of it's priests, and others in a position of trust, innocent people were sexually and mentally tortured. They went to prison. Many are still there. Many have committed suicide. Drug/alcohol addiction. Some have gone to abuse others themselves.

The effects of these monsters calling themselves messengers of 'God' will go on for years.


As they always have and will continue to, given that this will happen again somewhere sooner than you think. Amen!
 
2012-11-19 09:41:04 PM  
Christians it's true, every time I hear about someone preaching their faith I think about people like this and how completely false they make every word they have said. A real god doesn't need people to run his P.R. campaign, that's the first rule I check. These people aren't using their lives to raise God, they are using God to raise their lives, with lies. People write books, all books.
 
2012-11-19 09:43:37 PM  

Butthurted: Albert: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

Oh please. Most of these deviants are atheists using Christianity as a cover.

Albert, I would accuse you of trolling but i don't think you have the chops.

2/10


Well, he is responding to the troll-bait.
 
2012-11-19 09:47:38 PM  

BSABSVR: Albert: Gotta love the Christaphobes and bigots on these threads. Judging all christians based on the actions of a few hundred and applying to billions? You ppl should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all Muslims terrorists just because half of them would be willing to blow themselves up on a crowded bus full of Jews? Stop with the bigotry

-1/10

You've gone from bad to laughably transparent.


You started it.
 
2012-11-19 10:06:26 PM  

UseLessHuman: Christians it's true, every time I hear about someone preaching their faith I think about people like this and how completely false they make every word they have said. A real god doesn't need people to run his P.R. campaign, that's the first rule I check. These people aren't using their lives to raise God, they are using God to raise their lives, with lies. People write books, all books.


Haven't you been following the brilliant arguments in this thread? She's actually an atheist, progressive, libbie plant, trying to make good American church workers look bad.
 
2012-11-19 10:08:35 PM  
I'd hit it
 
gja
2012-11-19 10:19:54 PM  
Spreading the gospel you say? Is THAT the new code for it these days?
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-19 11:30:07 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer

That's all that is required for a search, eh?


"Investigation" doesn't always involve a search.
 
2012-11-19 11:53:24 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: UseLessHuman: Christians it's true, every time I hear about someone preaching their faith I think about people like this and how completely false they make every word they have said. A real god doesn't need people to run his P.R. campaign, that's the first rule I check. These people aren't using their lives to raise God, they are using God to raise their lives, with lies. People write books, all books.

Haven't you been following the brilliant arguments in this thread? She's actually an atheist, progressive, libbie plant, trying to make good American church workers look bad.


Well, she's certainly no true Scotsman.
 
2012-11-20 12:16:48 AM  

Raw_fishFood: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

As my atheist friend who was a soldier in Iraq said after he was shot at and his commander asked him "Do you believe in god now?"

"No, but I sure do believe in body armor."


I would like to buy your friend a beer.
 
2012-11-20 01:01:07 AM  

Albert: Gotta love the Christaphobes and bigots on these threads. Judging all christians based on the actions of a few hundred and applying to billions? You ppl should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all Muslims terrorists just because half of them would be willing to blow themselves up on a crowded bus full of Jews? Stop with the bigotry


Sorry, but you don't get to complain about all Christians being lumped together when Christians all constantly lump themselves together.

Christianity as it exists in America consists of countless sects and branches or assorted subsets of the "Christian" faith. But somewhere along the line, about 40 years ago or so, as I understand it, you all started referring to yourselves as a homogenous group.

It's actually kinda like with cops. There are plenty of good cops out there, but there are also quite a few raging assholes society would be better off without. But when the good cops protect and defend the raging assholes, this causes We (The People) to tend to view all cops as raging assholes.

If, instead of saying "she's not a Christian, she's an Athiest plant" you farking owned up and said "Yes, there are some farked up people who do some farked up things, sometimes in the name of God. We really need to be better about not allowing these people to gain positions of authority, and have better methods for removing them from power if they get there" but you don't. You obfuscate, distract, and then transfer the pedofile priest to another parish so he can start over with a new batch of impressionable kiddies.

You want to claim there are billions of you? Fine. Claim them. All of them, not just the ones you like. You're the biggest bigot in this thread.
 
2012-11-20 01:17:56 AM  

KrispyKritter: cc_rider: Even worse, here's the "Christian" legal group this nut job was working for: Link

She served on board of directors for religious schools in Manchester, NH: Link

Way to go, fundies! As long as we don't have secular schools and the scourge of teh evil gay marriage, what's a little CP and crossing the US border to exploit a minor, amirite?

good logic to judge all on the actions of one. are you really that stupit or is today your Happy Fun Day?


I realize you're just trolling, but yes, I judge any asshat who belongs to and promotes an organization like the ADF whether they are diddling kiddies or not.

Link
 
2012-11-20 01:28:54 AM  
I've got a pretty good idea where she was taking them...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-20 01:41:51 AM  
As it should be sayeth the LORD.
 
2012-11-20 01:44:59 AM  
Subby, next time you do that, say "smoking hot" in the headline.

/Since that means "kill it with fire"
 
2012-11-20 02:14:58 AM  
Ya ever notice how the people who cry loudest about Christians being lumped together with the rest of the wackos are almost invariably the first ones to point a finger and say "you Atheists!"?
 
2012-11-20 03:12:23 AM  

Albert: Oh yes, and most so called christians who do these types of things are actually usurpers attempting to give christians a bad name


I bet none of them are even Scottish either, right?
 
2012-11-20 03:30:20 AM  

chaosweaver: Ya ever notice how the people who cry loudest about Christians being lumped together with the rest of the wackos are almost invariably the first ones to point a finger and say "you Atheists!"?


There are plenty of wackos out there. Christians are just a subset. True believe in good and all that is holy would of never done this. Wacko Christians that think they can sin like that and repent are the most evil people out there.

What goes around comes around, sooner or later.
 
2012-11-20 08:57:28 AM  

ZeroTheHero: I've got a pretty good idea where she was taking them...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x271]


To the muffin?
 
2012-11-20 09:04:28 AM  

Indubitably: You started it.


www.40towers.co.uk

Yes, you did. You invaded Poland!
 
2012-11-20 09:10:30 AM  

ZeroTheHero: I've got a pretty good idea where she was taking them...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x271]


She then filmed the girl tying a knot in a cherry stem using only her tongue...

seriable.com
 
2012-11-20 12:39:20 PM  

rynthetyn: Seriously, you've got to wonder about anybody who's involved with an organization that's big on the anti-gay stuff because they claim they want to protect children from pedophiles. It seems like an awful lot of projection going on.


I don't know of any religion that is anti-gay because they want to protect children from pedophiles. The reason about 99% of religions are anti-gay is because god told them to be.
 
2012-11-20 01:03:17 PM  

AlanSmithee: //occasionally do peanut butter and pecan porn.


You like pecan? Voyeur.

/peekin'
 
2012-11-20 02:57:22 PM  
Jorn the Younger Sorry, but you don't get to complain about all Christians being lumped together when Christians all constantly lump themselves together.......

It's actually kinda like with cops. There are plenty of good cops out there, but there are also quite a few raging assholes society would be better off without. But when the good cops protect and defend the raging assholes, this causes We (The People) to tend to view all cops as raging assholes.........

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You're a moran and my 8 yr old could formulate a more coherent argument.....reading your post was extremely painful, I'm embarrassed for you.
 
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